A long time ago, Kunshen was thinking about a question.

This question is related to fairy tales.

The end of the fairy tale is always the prince and princess living happily together.

Gao Chao did not deny this ending, he only suspected that this was not a solution, but only a beginning.

He often wondered how many problems the prince and princess would have when they lived together. Will the prince be strong but not strong, strong but not strong? Will the princess be frigid, or will the red apricot be out of the wall?

If none of the above things happen, will there be a summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake? In the prince's daughter, will there be crape myrtle and Huanzhu Gege? The prince's sons, will there be the fourth master and the eighth elder brother staging a frightening step?

If the above things don't happen, will there be some unhappy scandals about the royal family to make the people happy? For example, there are a few cheating fathers among the prince's children, learning from Brother Zhendong and Brother Zu Ming to take drugs or something?

It took an all-nighter to read the book "Master of National Arts - Wei Xie", and Gao Chao had an answer in his heart.

Wei Xie, who had great ambitions when he was young, was self-taught, and learned the self-cultivation of the love saint from the anime.

When he saw the spicy teacher for the first time, and saw Eiji Onizuka wielding a sledgehammer to smash open the thick wall of Nanako's house, he also smashed a door for him. He learned the bloody nature of a man from Sakuragi Hanamichi, the gentlemanly demeanor of a pervert from Sanji, and the obscenity and obscenity from the feather fang.

Wei Xie made a fortune by selling pirated discs, and there were ten celebrities in his life.

The most awesome thing is that his red face knows that he has other women outside.

However, this is not the end of a fairy tale, it is just the beginning.

When a man has too many women, he will naturally have too many children.

When Wei Xie was forty years old, he already had eleven sons and eight daughters.

In addition to making money to feed so many children, he also has to face a group of wolf-like red faces.

He made a "schedule" for himself and arranged a day for each day.

The problem soon appeared, and Wei Xie, who was middle-aged, gradually became incapacitated, just like Li Zongsheng laughed at himself in a song: "I've been annoyed lately, and I dreamed of having dinner with Ai Iijima." In the restaurant in my dream, the lights were too dim for me to find the little blue pill......"

This song is full of self-ridicule of the life of middle-aged men, and to a large extent, it shows the powerlessness of this age.

Wei Xie happened to be at such an age group, unlike ordinary men who only had to face one yellow-faced woman, he needed to face ten yellow-faced women, and his pressure was ten times greater than that of an ordinary middle-aged uncle.

This story tells us that the romantic debt of youth always has to be repaid when we are old.

This story also tells the majority of masturbation teenagers a truth: teenagers are not only precious, but they cry when they grow up......

Wei Xie has extraordinary emotional experiences and extraordinary life experiences.

Just when he felt hopeless in life, he once again had no teacher and created a self-cultivation qigong, which was later famous for the four-day divine skill that moved the rivers and lakes.

Since then, his fierce life needs no explanation.

Another twenty years passed, and more and more problems arose.

Wei Xie had twenty sons and daughters, and about forty grandchildren and grandchildren.

Among his children and grandchildren, there are those who are motivated, those who are intelligent, and those who are full of positive energy; There are also mediocre, depraved, and even cheating fathers.

Just dealing with the problem of children and grandchildren made Wei Xie anxious.

When he was seventy-five years old, he suffered the biggest blow of his life.

In terms of feelings, there is no greater pain for a person than to see a loved one die.

That year, seventy-five-year-old Wei Xie watched his first wife, the seventy-two-year-old woman, die of illness. There was nothing he could do, even if he was already a recognized master of national art at the time, he couldn't save his beloved.

Ten women could not practice the exercises he created, and among his children and grandchildren, only one daughter learned it. That girl is Yang Xuelian's maternal grandmother.

Ordinary men will only face such pain once in their lives.

And Wei Xie, he suffered the pain of witnessing his lover's death ten times.

Time is merciless, and there is no immortal person in the world.

Wei Xie's red face, because of his old age, drove west one after another.

When Wei Xie was one hundred years old, all the red faces left him.

At this time, Wei Xie not only had children and grandchildren, but also great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren, and his descendants exceeded 100 people. The five generations of the same house looked beautiful, but in fact there were too many things to worry about, and he faced too many worries every day, and he finally had enough.

Wei Xie, who advocates freedom by nature, has never been willing to be restrained. On his 100th birthday, he announced that he would never again ask anything about his family. He traveled all over the world and wandered without a trace, but such a good life did not last long, and some offspring who had committed crimes found him, crying and shouting and begging him to help.

Wei Xie was furious, he simply hid and never saw any relatives again.

Later, he even hid in prison several times and lived his leisurely life.

Three years ago, in 2125 AD, the legendary old man passed away.

Wei Xie was born in 1982 and died in 2125 at the age of 143, one year longer than Liu Suiyun, a master of Oriental Guoshu who was as famous as him. Someone in the national art world is saying that if the old Wei seniors are willing, they may be able to live for another ten years. The reason why he died at the age of one hundred and forty-three was because one Jiazi ago, he made a bet with Master Liu: he must live one year longer than Master Liu!

One hundred and forty-three years old, this is a record that directly catches up with Zhang Sanfeng. According to legend, Zhang Sanfeng, the founder of Wudang, lived from the Song Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty, and one person crossed the Song, Yuan, and Ming dynasties at the age of 147.

After reading that book, Gao Chao couldn't calm down for a long time.

A long time ago, he felt that the strange old man who was **** and obscene on the outside was depressed in his heart with loneliness that could not be described in words. The absurdity and cynicism shown by the old man are just a mockery of the world, or a kind of resistance. He had everything, he had lost everything, he saw everything.

Gao Chao remembered Robin? Williams, the comedian who once brought countless laughs, actually suffered from severe depression and finally committed suicide because of depression. Such people actually have something in common with Wei Xie, people only value what they are on the outside, and few people care about what they are on the inside.

In the end, Gao Chao remembered himself, and although he didn't want to admit it, he did have a lot of similarities with Wei Xie. Perhaps, this is also the fundamental reason why Wei Xie chose him as his successor.

Since the age of five, Gao Chao has been carrying invisible shackles on his body.

By the time he was sixteen years old, the shackles had expanded countless times, and he was overwhelmed.

He often thought of that morning, Su Su's desperate eyes, angry expression, tears rolling down, and the back he would never forget when she turned to leave.

He often thinks of that early morning, when he could never wash his body, and the way he lay on his adoptive mother. For countless nights, he woke up from a nightmare about the day he looked down and saw the source of his sin, tightly bound to the lower half of his adoptive mother's body......

Once upon a time, he thought he would never get rid of these nightmares.

He lived in all sorts of crazy ways and turned into a controversial man.

Until yesterday, Yun Nianyi's heart-wrenching cry was like a sharp sword, cutting off some of the shackles on his body.

And today, after reading Wei Xie's biography, Gao Chao felt that all the shackles on his body seemed to have disappeared.

He couldn't say how easy it was, this feeling was like when he was fifteen years old, when he first met Su Su, he was full of strength. It was the best year of his life, he met the first love in his heart, his adoptive mother did not object to his early love, that year he felt that he had the whole world, and he was simply the happiest person on the planet.

Putting down the book, he seemed to let go of all his baggage.

In the morning sun, he fell asleep.

He didn't sleep for four hours as before, from seven in the morning to three in the afternoon, he felt that every cell in his body was full of vitality, as if he had just been reborn from the flames.

He picked up his mobile phone and sent a group text message to all his friends: I, Hu Hansan, are back again!

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