Volume 1 [079] Bull Demon Village VS Bairimen
In other words, although this person ⊙is obscene and cheap, he is a pure man, and he really conducted a live broadcast of the dog.
On that day of that month, the people who watched the live broadcast were completely shocked.
After watching the live broadcast, people scolded Xing Dimu for having a discipline.
Emperor Xing did have a dog at home, but it was a toy dog made of fabric.
That's it, the key is the toy dog, which is actually a palm-sized Chihuahua!
During the live broadcast, Emperor Xing just lay on the toy dog and shook it a few times......
Imagine a lewd man lying on a young and weak Chihuahua, what a ruining scene? What kind of thing does that make teenagers not believe in aiqing from now on?
Since then, the daimyo of [Higu Youth] has spread far and wide.
"Day dog man, the Bull Demon Village is not finished with you!"
Ten steps away, there was a player named [Captain Timo] glaring at the [White Sun Gate ⊙ Torture Master], cursing with red eyes, completely trying to scold Emperor Xing to the rhythm of black smoke from the ancestral tomb.
The cool brother in the dark is so angry that his eyes are shining when he hears it, and this time there is a good show to watch.
[Bull Demon Village] is also a well-known guild in the game industry, this guild is not many, but it is very tenacious, the members are quite united, and they have a heart that is stumbling to the end, which is a headache. Now that the Bull Demon Village is facing the White Sun Gate, the follow-up plot is a bit interesting.
For Ku Ge Fat, the most perfect outcome is that the two sides kill each other and make a lot of red names, and then he jumps out to maintain the peace of Shijie, and then he will definitely be able to burst out a lot of things.
made up his mind, Gao Chao hid in the shadows, waiting for the two sides to stage a martial arts movie.
The situation in front of him is easy to analyze, the player named Captain Teemo is mining here and has been harassed by several players in the White Sun Gate. This is a false harassment, several of the White Day disciples rushed to carry forward the "pest spirit" that they were proud of, they did not rob the monster, let alone kill the opponent, but whenever Captain Timo started mining, the White Sun disciples attacked him.
As a result, Captain Teemo entered the battle because he was PK, and the mining action was forcibly interrupted. When he was about to fight back, a few sluts from the White Sun Gate ran away again, putting on a "come, there's a kind of jiashi you're chasing me". Captain Teemo couldn't go back to the city, and every time he read a handful of Hearthstone, the other party rushed back to interrupt his spell casting.
Now the situation of Captain Teemo is quite embarrassing, and if you want to talk about mining, it will be interrupted. If you want to talk about counterattacking, he obviously can't beat the other three by one. If you want to run away, you will be interrupted again if you use the return to the city. The only way seemed to be to get out of this place with his legs, but it was a dead end, and the only exit was blocked by the sluts of the White Sun Gate, and it didn't work for him to run out.
In this situation, Captain Timo was in a dilemma, and his heart was dead.
The three White Sun disciples on the other side were very happy, and they were very happy whenever they saw others unhappy.
"I hate it, you are not allowed to say that about my Brother Xing Di~~!"
With the sound of an extremely sissy, a somewhat enchanting and somewhat weird player appeared in Taniguchi.
The player is said to be bewitching because the person's clothes are very coquettish, and it is a sultry pink. And the makeup on this person's face is also a little coquettish...... As for weishenme saying that this person is weird? That's simple, because this person is not a girl, but a man!
In today's simulation games, there are no shemales with male players pretending to be female gamers, and shemales became a historical term in the gaming world half a century ago. But this does not prevent some hardcore players from showing their special preferences in the game, especially in a game with a high degree of realism such as martial arts shijie, where all kinds of transvestites in fancy clothes can be seen everywhere.
The man in front of him, he was wearing a woman's clothes, a woman's outfit, a woman's makeup, and a bewitching lipstick...... He also has an ID with dandanci sadness - the melancholy of indulgence!
Speaking of [Indulgent Melancholy], it can be called a small legend in the gaming industry, this person is not only a famous transvestite in the gaming industry, but also a high-end gamer. Legend has it that the indulgent melancholy many years ago once fought with the third brother of Nanbei kneading the futon, and the two fought viciously for a hundred rounds, regardless of victory or defeat.
Hearing this, you may feel that the melancholy of indulgence is as awesome as the four prostitutes.
Interestingly, in the one hundred and first round, the indulgent melancholy was killed by the third brother kneading the futon in a big move.
The most common thing people talk about about the indulgent melancholy is his sexual orientation, which he never hires. Originally, in the 22nd century, even countries as traditional as the Celestial Empire allowed same-sex marriage, and it is not surprising that in some cases. But the indulgent melancholy is still different, and he is characterized by daring to do something extremely sensual in public.
Legend has it that eight years ago, after [Bairimen ⊙ Xingye] conducted the "Day Dog Live Broadcast", many people scolded him for being undisciplined, but there was one person who was deeply attracted by this move, and this person was indulgent melancholy. In the melancholy mind of indulgence, Emperor Xing is a real pure man, Emperor Xing is the man he is looking for, and it can even be said that Emperor Xing is the lover of his dreams.
Since then, the indulgent melancholy has launched a crazy pursuit of [Bairimen ⊙ Torture Master].
It just so happened that [Bairimen ⊙ Torture Master] was also a good friend himself, and the two of them met the fire and quickly hooked up and became adulterous.
The two have been in love for seven years, but they still don't have a deep relationship. There is a rumor in the gaming industry that the real reason why they didn't break up is that both of them carved several CDs. It is said that [Bai Rimen ⊙ Xingye] recorded his story and indulgence into eight CDs, and the melancholy of indulgence was even more ruthless, recording his private life with Emperor Xingdi into nine CDs.
The two have each other's handles, and if anyone dares to propose a breakup, they will release their private CDs to the world, accompanied by an opening song: "Give you a few CDs from the past, listen to our aiqing ...... at that time"
Over the years, there has been a rumor in the rivers and lakes: where there is Emperor Xing, there must be indulgent melancholy.
The above is completely true, Emperor Xing and indulgence will always be inseparable, and they have reached the point where they are not separated from Meng Meng.
There is also a rumor on the rivers and lakes: as soon as Emperor Xing appeared, he knelt and licked when he indulged.
This rumor is basically true, there have been many times, [Bairimen ⊙ Torture Master] stood lonely as snow in the hunting wind, and the indulgent melancholy was lying between his legs and kneeling hard. The two of them were completely selfless, immersed in their aiqing, and didn't care if others could stand it or not. In today's martial arts shijie, the reason why there is no such inappropriate scene for children is only because the two are not friendly enough, and they can't do that kind of thing that is too emotional.
"Hello, melancholy sister-in-law!"
Seeing the indulgent melancholy, [Bairimen⊙ Drunk Today] greeted him warmly.
"Hello, melancholy sister-in-law!"
Similarly, [White Sun Gate⊙ Gayun] also said hello.
It is said that when the disciples of the day saw the melancholy of indulgence, they affectionately called him "melancholy sister-in-law".
The melancholy sister-in-law seems to have accepted this title a long time ago, pinching her orchid fingers, and signaling to the foreheads of the two of them very "coquettishly".
The scene turned into a 4v1, and Captain Teemo fell into an absolute disadvantage, but this man smiled inexplicably. He looked out of the exit, behind the indulgent melancholy to be precise, and smiled lewdly.
The difference between the game and martial arts novels is that the characters in the novel are really helpless when they are trapped. And even if the players in the game are trapped, they can still rely on the "private chat" feature to call friends.
Now, for example, Captain Teemo's little friend has finally arrived.
I saw that Taniguchi was crowded, and five big men appeared at once, and their IDs were: Chu, Aza, Yezi, Ashes Like a Song, and Deshan Han...... This is not over, as soon as the five big men rushed in, Taniguchi's figure flickered again, and five more murderous and hot-blooded young men rushed in.
The IDs of the five hot-blooded young men were: Panda Shot, Good at Hand-to-hand Combat, and Mushan. Flip-flops, GameReader, half of the swastika rain stone......
Even the blind man could see that the ten people who suddenly appeared were all rescuers of Captain Timo's team. In an instant, the scene was reversed, from the original 1 to 4, to the current 11 to 4. The dominant Bull Demon Village everyone hahadaxiao, look at that jiashi, it's simply a victory eleven people!
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