Xiaobai was calmed by my pretended momentum and nonsense, and stopped squeaking, as if he was thinking about something, but he didn't think of it.

And at this time, the movement in the house had already alarmed the people outside, Guo Yang was the first to jump in, and asked what was going on, as soon as he saw Xiaobai, his eyes instantly turned red: "This kid is here again, wow, he didn't fight last time, he sent it to the door!" ”

said that just like Lu Wei saw him, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to greet him.

I pulled him back: "What's the quarrel, aren't you and Lu Wei now our own people?" ”

"Well, he's different from us!" Guo Yang was stunned for a moment, he didn't think that I could still speak for Xiaobai, and pointed to the window indignantly and said, "This movement was made by him, right?" The traces of the fight in the room are also caused by him, right? He's going to get you now, and you're still with his own people, you're a weasel drilling into the wheel of the car - looking for death! ”

"You give me a stop," Lu Hengchuan also came at this time, and pulled Guo Yang over: "Now is the time to employ people, there is nothing wrong with leaving him, besides, he gave us so much chaos before, it is too cost-effective to kill him like this, don't you know Li Qianshu's chicken thief strength?" Make the best use of everything, he can take that little white under his command, there must be a reason for him. ”

"What's the reason, this kind of turning his face and not recognizing people, you expect him to do things for you in a down-to-earth manner?" Guo Yang was anxious: "Raising a tiger is a problem!" ”

"You're almost done," Lu Hengchuan pounded Guo Yang: "Let's follow Li Qianshu, we have to believe Li Qianshu, if he really lifts a stone to hit himself in the foot, it's not too late for you to laugh at him then." ”

It's still Lu Hengchuan, a dead fish, who understands me, Xiaobai's skill, I really haven't seen a second one in the same age as him, and Silver Tooth has always kept him by his side, which shows that Silver Tooth also trusts him.

And he likes Lei Jiaojiao, no matter what Lei Jiaojiao's face has become, he is still unswerving, and he is indeed loyal to this.

Although he is not very loyal to me now, but relying on my brain, he was brainwashed and smoothed, and he was definitely my person, and he was picked up from the silver tooth.

Seeing that Xiao Bai was still calculating how to treat the two life-saving benefactors differently for a long time, the other Mr. Hei heard the voice and all rushed over, and when they saw the situation in the house, they could guess what was going on.

A Mr. Hei, who was relatively old, immediately pointed at Xiaobai and scolded: "Our Mr. Hei does not have any rules to restrict, but you are running for the leader, this is a big rebellion, Xiaobai, Xiaobai, your life was saved by the leader, and you have the ability, how can you do this kind of foolish thing!" ”

"I'd rather ...... I wasn't saved by him! Xiao Bai stalked his neck and looked at me fiercely, his face full of unwillingness.

"You're still obsessed!" The other black gentlemen also showed murderous aura: "Boss, let's clean up the portal!" ”

"But this matter is a fact, you can't change it," I Shi Shiran said: "It's too late today, and it's not a big deal, this kid didn't drink monkey wine, and he felt that he was at a loss, but he came to quarrel with me, I taught him a lesson, let him go back, no one should embarrass him, everyone is tired today, have a good rest." Of course......"

My voice sank: "If this kind of thing happens again, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

Xiaobai probably can't make trouble anymore recently, his brain, and he has to think about what he should do!

When the other Mr. Hei heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief, and they persuaded Xiaobai not to have a tendon, and he was always shameless, and sooner or later he would put his life into it.

The words are good words, and I don't know if Xiaobai can listen to them.

Seeing that Xiaobai hesitated for a long time, he still went out with hatred, and the other Mr. Hei were also afraid of disturbing my rest, so they all said goodbye.

For a moment, it was as if nothing had happened.

Guo Yang was still wary of Xiaobai, and he was very unhappy and just wanted to continue to persuade me, but suddenly as if he had discovered something, he looked at my neck and straightened his eyes.

I looked at him inexplicably: "What are you looking at?" ”

"Look at you." Guo Yang reflexively replied to me, and at the same time secretly stabbed Lu Hengchuan: "Look." ”

Lu Hengchuan didn't know why at first, but his eyes slid under my neck, and he was slightly stunned: "Yo." ”

Yo your mother, what about the two of you looking at pandas?

I turned around and looked into the big closet, which didn't matter, and I was startled myself, my shirt hung diagonally on me, disheveled, exposing all my collarbones and chest, and there was a small patch of red on my collarbone, because the skin was very white, like a strawberry.

I didn't react for a while, the first thought was Uncle Cao, I didn't remember that I had contact with Xiaobai here just now, why did I return it to red?

It looks like a scraped sha, but the gua sha is not usually in this shape, right?

When I was a child, I was very fond of fire, often the tonsils were inflamed, and I couldn't swallow the water.

But gua sha is generally long, this round - almost like a human mouth sucked out.

I chuckled in my heart, and then I remembered that drunken spring dream just now.

"I didn't think about it, you have a very moist life this day," Guo Yang said in a weird manner: "Even if you have a good woman's fate, for your waist, you still take it when you see it, so as not to be greedy and chew too much, and the kidneys are empty." ”

"Who's kidney-deficient." I raised my foot and was about to kick him: "Have you seen it yourself?" ”

Guo Yang raised his ass and dodged it: "Actually, one woman is enough, and two are considered awesome to you, but three or four is a bit excessive, and you are not a warlord, why do you want an aunt's wife?" According to me, the sister with dead fish eyes is very good, upright, and her eyes are not dead fish, and your daughter-in-law is not bad, how beautiful she looks! It may be cooler, but it doesn't matter, you can save air conditioning in summer, hey, it's really not good, you hug the underworld marriage in the summer, and hug Lu Hengchuan's sister in the winter......"

"Get out."

Lu Hengchuan and I spoke in unison.

"Tsk, how good is this kind of blessing of Qi people, they are all a family, they will not make a fuss, the fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, the meat is rotten in the pot, what is the Empress Ying, the philosophy and filial piety of Huang Taiji, how good," Guo Yang persevered: "So Lei Tingting still let me go, we are actually quite compatible, such a good girl follows you around, and there is no name, wronged!" You can't see that she doesn't have a mother's family and bully others. ”

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes with Lu Hengchuan, the "mother's family".

Lu Hengchuan couldn't listen to it, and kicked Guo Yang without saying a word, but Guo Yang didn't dodge this time, he was firmly hit, and screamed bitterly: "You are still here with dead fish eyes!" ”

Lu Hengchuan ignored him, but looked at me very seriously: "Who?" ”

His expression shocked me when he saw me, as if Wu Song had come to interrogate Pan Jinlian.

I felt weak for a while, and I couldn't help but look at the bed, but if there was a woman just now, wouldn't I be all seen by the two bastards of Dead Fish Eye and Guo Yang?

No matter who it is...... You can't take advantage of it.

Lu Hengchuan also knew that he couldn't go to bed to check at this time, so he glanced at me, and his face was cold: "You can do it yourself." ”

After saying that, he turned around and left.

What are you doing with such an atmosphere,

"Li Qianshu, I also tell you, how much to eat," Guo Yang saw that Lu Hengchuan was gone, and came over mysteriously and said: "There is a way, young people don't know how precious essence is, and old people cry for the ** air." ”

"." I scolded: "You still have time to manage others, look at your pale face with flushing, you should have nothing to fuck off, the young people of the province pee in the wind, and the old ones come to moisten their shoes." ”

I'm also puzzled, you said that you look polite, where did you learn so much messy nonsense, more than what I say as a country man.

"Don't be ignorant, you'll know in the future......" As soon as Guo Yang heard me say that he masturbated, he forced himself to pretend to have a nightlife: "If you are willing to give me Lei Tingting, I can give you a few Changbai Mountain deer whips from my grandfather's collection as compensation......"

"You go," I kicked him in the ass, "and go now." ”

Guo Yang scolded me all over the place, but he couldn't beat me, so he had to walk away, muttering that he didn't listen to the old man and suffered a loss in front of him.

As soon as they left, my heart was lifted up, and I looked back at the bed.

The curtain of the bed was originally cut in half, and it was not hung half, but it had been repaired by Mr. Hei just now, and now it was completely shrouded in the side of the bed, which looked particularly mysterious.

I swallowed my saliva, and now I went down with the manic energy of Xiaobai, and another kind of mania swept in, this feeling is hard to describe, I didn't scratch or scratch my body, like a force that has no place to use, and I want to release it by some way.

If there really was a woman in there, should I ...... Embrace?

Anyway, I'm actually a bachelor now.

"Ahem," I coughed, "they're all gone." ”

No one responded.

I subconsciously touched the "sha" on my neck, and said that she must be embarrassed, so I said: "Don't be afraid, although I often encounter some fatal things, but you are by my side, I will protect you." ”

No matter who it is, she is willing to give herself to me, I have protected others, and it is also a courtesy.

But this "courtesy exchange" is placed here, why does it feel so weird.

I thought, it's also fate - whether it's Lei Tingting or Lu Wei, they are sincere to me, I don't explicitly refuse on either side, that is also a harm to others, isn't that a scumbag? Guo Yang is right, I can't really marry my aunt's wife, right? I'm happy, but people aren't happy.

As...... Take advantage of this opportunity to marry one. It's kind of fate.

A heart jam came up, and the turnips were ...... anyway I endured it and stopped thinking about turnips.

But on the bed, there was still no response.

Isn't it, upset? After all, it was warm just now, and I can't stand it!

As soon as I thought of this, I quickly lifted the curtain of the bed, but it didn't matter, there was nothing on the bed except a quilt, it was empty!

Your mother, the emptiness and disappointment are like a downpour, and I was drenched in an instant, could it be that just now, it was really a spring dream?

I was full of "grass and mud horses", and I paralyzed Ge You on the spot.

In fact, when I was interrupted just now, can I feel better? Even if it's a spring dream, you have a delicious beginning, so let me finish it with a taste! It's a big deal, wash the pants yourself!

Xiaobai's dog's day, he was really angry when he thought about it, and he couldn't wait to kick his feet.

It felt like I had been hungry for a long time, and I finally had hot ribs to eat, but I took a bite and bit into a big ingredient, which was really fucking unappetizing.

I couldn't sleep all at once, and my mind was full of that soft and plump body.

But it's not right, I reacted again, if it's really a spring dream, where did the "sha" on my neck come from? Why are you sucked by a ghost?

Ghost...... My heart jumped, could it be a turnip?

But that attitude she had towards me...... I can't believe it.

Lei Tingting? Lei Tingting is not usually such an active person, right? But Lei Tingting also drank monkey wine yesterday, and the face of the drink was like a peach blossom, and her eyes were beautiful, and she seemed to have drunk too much.

Or is it Lu Wei? According to Lu Wei's character, when he comes, he will tear my shirt directly, and he won't unbutton them one by one, right? But it's hard to say, her character is like a tornado, for a while, I can't be sure.

I tossed and turned for a night, but I didn't figure out anything, and I don't know when I fell asleep.

In the dream, it seemed that he was still holding the woman, but he couldn't see her face clearly, so he heard a vague, unrecognizable voice say, "Chiki, I like you." ”

When I woke up, my waist and knees were inexplicably sore, and my waist was weak, so I might really have to make up for it, so I turned around and knocked Guo Yang's deer whip.

Thinking about it like this, I sat up from the bed, thinking about "my brother", and I was a little anxious, this is the right thing, so I got up and walked all the way out, wanting to take advantage of no one pestering me to go to Jiang Shao to have a look.

"My brother" is a bastard, and he has to pick it up again.

As a result, as soon as he went out of the door, he met Lu Wei.

It seems that I didn't turn over the yellow calendar when I went out, and when I met a bad star, I tilted my head and wanted to hide, but when I thought of yesterday's events, I turned my head back again.

Gotta ask her.

"Li Qianshu, where are you going early in the morning?" Lu Wei came over violently: "You threw me down yesterday, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet!" ”

I thought to myself and threw her down...... Is it really her?

I hurriedly said, "Then, then, you went back?" ”

"Huh?" Lu Wei didn't seem to understand: "What do you mean?" ”

Why, she can't hear it? Is that her?

It's Lu Wei It's okay, it's not Lu Wei, she knows that another woman has slept with me, and she doesn't even split the other party with me.

"I mean," I asked, after a moment's thought, "you said I threw you down ......."

"You don't sleep with me, you let me sleep in the guest room, the dignified lady, I sleep in the guest room? I am the Lord, how did I become a guest? Lu Wei said menacingly: "Have you heard that the two of them don't live together?" ”

My heart was empty for a while, and I couldn't tell whether I was disappointed or relieved, so I had to say: "Don't keep playing with the two of you, let's ......"

"We're obviously two people, why can't we talk about it?"

As he spoke, Lu Wei shook his hand, and without knowing where to go, he took out two small red books - there were indeed photos of the two of us pasted on them, and the edges were stamped with steel seals!

I was shocked, could it be that "my brother" received it with him in order to get rich? Is there any mistake?

Speaking of which...... What about my household register? It should have been burned when the wreath shop caught fire, and it must have been Lu Wei who took "my brother" back to our village to reapply for a set, and registered it by the way.

My brain is numb at once, what do you mean, so she and I are now legally married?

Then the fuck can be seen to be even more troublesome, a yellow flower girl, has become a married woman in law before anything, "my brother" really only eats people's food, not personnel!

If you really don't stay with her, you have to get a divorce for no reason......

"What's wrong? The old husband and wife, a bit of husband and wife life shouldn't be? Lu Wei pretended to be open, but his face was already red: "What, I also drank too much yesterday, so I was thrown into the guest room by Lu Hengchuan's scumbag, and in the future, I will sleep with you in the future." ”

...... with me Sleep.

So last night's person, is it Lu Wei? I was so anxious that I almost scratched my ears and cheeks, too, this should be normal for her, after all, I am already her nominal husband.

If it's really her, everyone has gone to that point with me, and I have to be responsible.

Ji Ye taught me when he was young, and if he has a daughter-in-law in the future, he has to remember that a daughter-in-law is used to hurt, a woman is born with a natural character, and she is indeed moody, but if she is good to you, she will definitely dig her heart and lungs, how you treat others sincerely, you will not suffer.

Speaking of which, why is Ji Ye, an old bachelor, so knowledgeable?

I made up my mind, my ears were burning, like spicy ears, and I nodded solemnly: "Okay." ”

Lu Wei didn't seem to expect me to agree, first stunned, then his face turned red, and then his eyes were red, and he was almost about to burst into tears, and grabbed me: "You have to count!" ”

I was just about to nod, and suddenly Lei Tingting also came from the direction of the kitchen, holding a purple sand cup in her hand: "Qianshu, I was so tossed yesterday, I was afraid that you would not rest well, and I haven't bothered you all the time, I just stewed black chicken soup for you, you eat a little." ”

So tossed yesterday?

Could it be that Lei Tingting?

I immediately asked, "You said you tossed yesterday, ......"

Lei Tingting glanced at Lu Wei, who was unconvinced, and said, "You have drunk too much, and that Xiaobai is so noisy in the second half of the night, you must not have slept well, come and drink a little to calm your nerves." ”

What Lei Tingting cooks and eats is dark food, but this is not important, she knows so well about yesterday's events, could it be that person?

I was just about to ask clearly, when suddenly a Mr. Hei who was on duty today came over: "Boss, someone is looking for you." ”

"I'm still ...... here?"

"The other party said that there was something important."