003 Five sisters
After talking about how to marry him in the past, he began to introduce his family, saying that his father was a child, and then his mother.
"My maternal grandfather only had one daughter, my mother, married my father, and said that if he had two sons, he would have my mother's surname Bao, but unfortunately I only had one son. My mother said that when the time comes, I will marry two daughters-in-law, one of the sons surnamed Dou, and the other sons surnamed Bao, and inherit the incense of my grandfather's family in the future. ”
Fu used to grind his teeth, not knowing that he was going to marry two daughters-in-law and grinding his teeth jealously, it was ......, what it was, I don't know, anyway, I just grinded my teeth.
"Why don't you call it a bean bag? I think it's best to call it a bean bag. Fu said hatefully.
The bean dregs looked at her strangely and said, "My mother is a bean bag to the outside world, how can I call it a bean bag?" ”
Looking at her incomprehensible eyes, I remembered that she had forgotten everything she said, and explained: "A woman is married, and she has her husband's surname." ”
Fu Xishi suddenly realized, she knew this rule, she used to watch the news by chance, across the river, there was a lady's name was four words, and after asking someone, she knew that the first word was her husband's surname.
She thought about her own name and the last name of the dregs.
Tofu Shih Tzu?
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!!!!!!!!!!!
In the past, there were 10,000 ~ mud horses flying over his head.
Is that why you're here?
Fu used to look up and scold, wait, what's her name when she comes here?
Quickly asked, "Do you know what my name is?" ”
The bean dregs said: "Your mother said that her surname is Fu, and her name is Xi Shi, what a beautiful name, the beautiful Xi Shi." ”
Fu Xi stood up with both hands on the table and said sharply: "It's the past, it's the time, it's not Xi Shi." ”
The bean dregs were surprised: "Do you know how to read?" No wonder you were given this name, I thought it was the Shih Tzu of Shih Tzu. ”
Fu Xi sat down in frustration, didn't answer him, saw that there was still a mouthful of porridge in the bowl, picked it up and drank it, and ate the dishes again, the heroism of the action made the bean dregs curious.
In modern times, because of this name, Fu Xishi had trouble with her parents many times when she was a child, complaining that her parents gave her this name, and because the family sells tofu, outsiders call her Tofu Shih Tzu when she grows up.
Is that why she's here? Otherwise, the Dou family also sells tofu, which is too coincidental.
I hate tofu the most!
Why don't I come here and face tofu?
I finally realized what it was like to look up to the sky and howl, which would have been like looking up to the sky and howling in the past.
Boss Fu said: It is the real ability to get ahead from the harsh environment, and those who have a good background and a high starting point are destined for a good life.
So Boss Fu likes to watch GANG movies very much, and the two pig-killing knives flew up, which made her green when she was a child, and she was a sister behind him, and she made a lot of noise on Southeast Street.
Fu Xishi squinted at the bean dregs, the three horizontal meat sisters above, why is he so thin?
"Hey! Are you hungry at home? Your sister eats like your mother, why are you so thin? ”
Although the bean dregs didn't understand why Fu Xishi called his mother his mother, he didn't ask, and replied directly: "I've been like this since I was a child, my father and grandmother love me the most, and they gave me all the delicious food, but I'm just not fat, I can't help it." ”
Fu Xi pouted and looked at him, thin body, his face was quite white, his facial features were delicate, his eyes were smiling and crooked, as if he was squinting, he was originally squinting.
"Hey! How old are you? Is there a fifteen? ”
"Don't feed me all the time, you have to call me a father-in-law, or a husband, or you can call me the head of the house. No, my mother calls my father in charge, or you call me brother, yes, hehe, just call me brother. ”
Fu Xishi rolled his eyes, his mouth was soft and he didn't suffer, "Brother." ”
The bean dregs laughed all over their faces, and sighed.
Fu Xi saw him laughing like a fool, and asked again, "How old are you?" ”
"I'm sixteen, your mother said you are fifteen, we are just the right age, unlike my mother, three years older than my father, the two of us stand together, like a mother and son."
Fu Xi burst out laughing, this is a stupid son, did you say that about your parents?
There was movement outside, and when I saw it, it was bean dregs, Doubao's family, that is, the current mother-in-law of the deity.
Doubao was not at ease, came to take a look, saw Fu Xi was smiling, relieved, proud, his son has the ability, the coaxing daughter-in-law smiled like a flower, who said that my son can't marry a daughter-in-law?
Now the daughter-in-law she marries is good-looking, in good health, don't look thin, just fight that ruthlessly, like a little wolf, eat well for a few months, definitely a good hand at work, just lack a grinder at home.
Doubao didn't see that there was a fight, and turned to leave.
The bean dregs patted his chest proudly and said to Fu Xishi: "Don't worry, with me protecting you, nothing happens." ”
Fu Xishi showed a white gaze, just like when Erque looked at his cousin, and with affection, he lowered his head and hummed.
I feel sick and want to vomit.
The bean dregs couldn't help but reach out and touch the little hand, Fu Xishi knocked off his claws, and thought of another question.
This question is very difficult to do, although there is no memory, but yesterday it was a cave room, so she and the lewd man......
Two bean sprouts......
She slapped her face hatefully, and hurriedly withdrew it, with too much force, hitting herself on the head.
Or is it a stupid lack of doing it first and then using her brain, no wonder Boss Fu said that she was impulsive, yes, she had to be impulsive and the second fat drag racing, impulsive, okay, soaring to ancient times as a daughter-in-law?
The bean dregs didn't know what was going on in the past, but when I saw her suddenly hit herself, I was surprised, this will stop beating others and start beating herself?
Is my daughter-in-law a madman?
Fu Xi knew what the bean dregs thought, because it was so obvious that looking at her was like looking at a madman.
"Mmmm, I have a headache, I guess your mother broke it, and if you beat me in the future, I can fight hard!"
The last sentence was too hard, and the bean dregs hurriedly said: "As long as you don't do it first, I won't let them beat you." ”
When Fu Xishi heard this, he thought to himself that this family is a BAOLI molecule? Return them?
Think about the four fat meats that beat her today, and make up your mind to practice your fists and feet, otherwise you won't be able to beat them.
"Is there any food? I'm going to eat it again. ”
Fu used to think that he didn't care about anything else first, and he could only be strong when he was full.
The bean dregs surprised her with the amount of food, went to get two more buns, and ate them in a big gulp.
Still trying to ask something, there was a commotion outside the door.
Fu Xishi pricked up his ears to listen, and the fat meat said excitedly: "Lotus, why did you just come back?" Mother gave you a letter, did you receive it? ”
A shrill voice said: "I received it, I came back after receiving it, mother, I came back with your son-in-law." ”
Fu Xi hadn't heard this voice before, and there was no her in the little horizontal meat yesterday.
"Who is this man?"
"It's my fifth sister."
Fu was lying in the groove in the past, the fifth sister?
"How many sisters do you have?"
The bean dregs said, "Five, my mother gave birth to five daughters, and then gave birth to me." ”
Past: ......
An old chubby man with five young chubby warts appeared in her mind.
Look at your small body, can you beat it?