"Haha, this funny scene happened again. Joe's cannon touched Ramos's ass, it's really tender and sweet! With the instigation of the on-site commentator, the more than 20,000 fans present whistled almost in unison.

Ramos's green face was a little red: "How can the boss touch my ass?" It was obviously a few strokes on my waist...... It's cold and comfortable, and I feel a lot lighter. ”

Qiao Wanxian had already practiced with a bronze face, and said firmly: "Okay man, go and perform, show your strength and prove it to everyone!" My Qiao Wanxian's vision is right, and your Ramos's ability is beyond doubt! ”

In the endless whistles, there were also about 1,000 blue troops who "stood up" and shouted loudly, "Joe's cannon will win!" You are the best! Because in the first game, when the field was behind Manchester United, Jowan touched the butts of Gudjohnsen and Gallas a few times, which led to a big reversal of the situation on the field.

As it turned out, the blind worship of Jovan was not unreasonable, and less than five minutes after Ramos was back on the pitch, Chelsea equalised through an attack from the right!

In the first half, Ramos, who was dazed, once again faced Wayne Lautledge, who had played him several times, and showed calmness, and when the opponent's old trick was repeated and wanted to accelerate past him, he suddenly broke the ball, used his muscular body to protect the ball firmly at his feet, and then crossed to Lampard, the heart of the midfield.

Frank Lampard had already noticed Duff on the right at high speed, and after a wonderful through ball, Duff easily broke into the box, and he was about to push the arch of his foot to the eyeing Owen in the box, but the opposition defender Mark Hodson saw through the intention and cleared the ball with a big foot.

The ball was again picked up by Sergio Ramos, who continued to glance into the box, and with a push of the arch of his foot, the ball did not fly into the box, but was passed to the Brazilian Kaka, who was ambushed outside the box!

At the peak of his form, doping, and unguarded, Kaka gets the ball in his favorite position, what will be the result? There is no doubt that the card shot is repeated! In the 51st minute of the game, Kaka equalized for Chelsea!

The handsome and handsome Kaka responded to everyone's doubts about head coach Qiao Wanxian with a handsome and handsome goal, see? It was the young youngster Sergio Ramos who assisted my goal!

Even the commentator on the scene had to sigh after seeing this goal: "Gay liliang is powerful, and flirting is indeed the best way to restore the player's condition!" After Joe's cannon touched Ramos's ass, the little guy seemed to be a different person, first with a clean steal and then with a weird pass. Chelsea were able to score the equaliser, and Ramos was a great contributor! ”

After the goal, Jovan replaced Makelele with the more attacking Scott Parker. Parker is making his first appearance this season, which makes him very excited. To be honest, Qiao Wanxian doesn't like defensive midfielders, he prefers playmaker midfielders, like Pirlo, Ballack, and Alonso. Although this Scott Parker later became England Footballer of the Year in 2011, Joe Cannon still has no good opinion of this youngster.

He is destined to sell two men next season, the black-skinned Claude Makelle and the imperceptible Scott Parker. Calculating the time, the German tank commander Ballack will only have one year left on his contract with the club next year, and the transfer operation will be ...... It should be easier, right?

In the 63rd minute, Chelsea took the lead for the first time!

Frank Lampard won the ball in midfield and worked together with Kaka to play a subtle hit the wall and then went straight to Michael Owen, but the ball was hastily cleared by Crystal Palace defender Toni Popovich with a heel, and the ball happened to fall to the feet of Joe Cole, who was eyeing him on the left.

Joe Cole continued to play with his superb foot jishu, and after a successful swing inside cut, he gave Owen a through ball again. Owen fended off Popovich with a small number of feet and stabbed a left-footed shot from the foot of the six-yard box, and the ball passed between the legs of Crystal Palace goalkeeper Julian Speroni and went into the net!

Suddenly, the Blues fans were boiling, and the cheers of 2,000 fans even drowned out the voices of nearly 20,000 Crystal Palace fans, and the Herseth Park stadium was transformed into a sea of joy.

With this goal, Owen showed all the qualities he must have as a top striker, body, liliang, speed, hardness, shooting, positional sense...... After the goal, Owen was still standing on the edge of the six-yard box, pointing his haughty finger at the Chelsea dugout, his face showing inexplicable respect and confidence, waiting for his team-mates to rush over to celebrate.

2:1, Owen's goal basically solved the result of Chelsea taking all 3 points in this game, because everyone saw that Chelsea's only loophole Ramos was like playing chicken blood, and after being touched by Joe's cannon in the second half, it was completely a different person.

Owen ...... Beautiful goal...... His gesture, is it a tribute to Joe's cannon? Hey, we can only hope that Crystal Palace's amazing coach Mr. Dowey will make effective tactical adjustments, otherwise Chelsea's wave after wave of attacks will be difficult for any team to compete with! ”

The commentator on the scene was right, even if Dowey changed two people in a row, Crystal Palace still failed to hold the door, and in the 75th minute of the game, the score was rewritten again, and the goal was Sergio Ramos, who was beaten into a sieve in the first half!

The goal was simple, Kaka took a corner, and the young Ramos beat the two Crystal Palace defenders, Mark Hodson and Toni Popovich, and shook his head at the ball, and a powerful header left goalkeeper Speroni stunned, and there was no way to watch the ball go into the net!

After 3:1, the Chelsea moment finally came, the goal could no longer be suppressed, and in the 85th minute of the game, Chelsea scored another goal! Frank Lampard, who had already created plenty of chances for his team-mates, received a comfortable pass after Kaka had drawn four defenders in quick succession and fired home into the near corner......

In the end, the score was fixed at 4:1! For Chelsea, Michael Owen, Kaka, Frank Lampard and Sergio Ramos each netted a goal, while Palace scored from 30 yards out through striker Dodge Freeman.

Arsenal's match against Blackburn Rovers will not be played until tomorrow night, but regardless of Arsenal's scoreline, Chelsea, who have won all three games and have a terrifying goal difference of 18, are definitely at the top of the Premier League without any suspense!

Only two Premier League games were played on 25 August, one was Chelsea's 4-1 win over Crystal Palace and the other was Birmingham's 1-0 win over Manchester City. After the game, the major media commented on these two games, but because these two games can be said to be expected, they really can't find a gimmick that can attract fans, and some brick family prostitutes once again pointed the finger at Qiao Cannon.

Although Qiao Wanxian wants to be famous, Lao Tzu is not Sister Feng and Sister Furong, and she doesn't want to use ugly things to gain fame!

Gonzalez, a reporter for The Guardian, wrote a report entitled "A Touch of Tenderness": "Chelsea's away challenge to Crystal Palace, although the result was thrilling, but the process was terrifying, especially in the first half, Ramos's performance. Fortunately, shortly after the start of the second half, the great Mr. Joe Cannon once again showed his gay superior flirtation, and after caressing Ramos's ass for a while, Ramos really increased his form, the defensive end was correct, the offensive end was excellent, not to mention the goal! ”

"Daily Mail" is even more exaggerated, and directly came to an article "Tenderness and Honey", with explicit words and a charming atmosphere, and directly wrote Qiao Wanxian and Ramos into Tanmeiwen, the exaggeration of the plot and the fragrance of the words are simply unsightly.

Back in London, Qiao Wan sat sullenly in the office, thinking to himself: "This group of brain-dead people all know that I have an affair with Cheryl, and they are still struggling with this problem." Hum! It seems that I don't break out of the name of a romantic saint and the king of pickled girls, and the name of homosexuality can't be washed away! ”

Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, but it was Cheryl calling: "Honey, I read the newspaper that you 'touched tenderly' again?" ”

Cheryl's voice was sweet and greasy, but Qiao Wanxian said angrily: "Where are you?" Hurry back to London, how many days have I not touched you? ”

"Giggle......" Cheryl grinned, "I'm still in Leicester, the earliest...... I won't be able to get to London until tomorrow night. By the way, you should buy a house quickly, your apartment is too conspicuous, it is too inconvenient for me to get in and out of it. ”

"Buying a house?" Qiao Wanxian couldn't help but smile bitterly, if you want to raise a big star, at least it must be a high-grade villa. It's just that my brother gave all the money to Ye Xuan to pay off his debts, what can he do to buy a house?

Qiao Wanxian coughed and said, "Hmm...... Wait until next year, I'll buy one of the most beautiful villas in London! Besides, isn't it good for my apartment to be conspicuous? Let all the people of England know that you Cheryl is my Qiao Wan idle woman, are you not happy? ”

Cheryl pouted and said, "What are you happy about, you don't know, recently a girlfriend asked me if Qiao Cannon was gay or not." ”

"And what did you say?"

Cheryl snickered: "I said I don't know, and said that although you are very good at kung fu in bed, you haven't ...... me yet." Where dare you be interested...... Hee-hee......"

"Cheryl, are you crazy?!" Qiao Wanxian roared angrily, and snorted coldly angrily: "Okay, wait for you to come to London, see if I don't let you come to bloom!" ”

Cheryl snorted coquettishly, and said in a deliberately trembling voice: "Qiao Cannon, you big pervert, you are really a homosexual!" ”

"You!"

"Giggle......" Cheryl chuckled sweetly, and then said in a charming voice: "Honey, I'll go back to London tomorrow night, you wait for me obediently~~~"

Qiao Wanxian took a deep breath, his heart was like a boat on the sea, swinging and swinging, swinging to a harbor that wanted to enter the wrong......

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