The next day, according to Hao Desheng's request, Mengdu drove his "Aodi", and at 8:28, on time - no, came to Zhang's house in advance.

Old habits, before coming to Zhang's house, Mengdu called Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun together.

"Hello Uncle Zhang!"

"Hello Aunt Zhang!"

After the three young people entered the door, their mouths were like honey, and they greeted Liping's parents sweetly.

"Hello Liping!"

When the three of them were greeting Zhang Xueru and his wife, Shi Xiaochun saw Liping coming out of her boudoir at a glance, so he ran over quickly and grabbed Liping's arm very affectionately.

For Mengdu, Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun's civility, politeness, enthusiasm and generosity, Liping has to admire.

Liping felt that she didn't have the kind of ability they had, no matter where she went or who she dealt with, Liping was always shy to answer, and she was never embarrassed to take the initiative to greet people; Even when I greet others occasionally, I also lower my voice, and then I lower my voice, as if my voice is loud and will immediately scare others.

"Well, okay, Mengdu, Xiaomin, Xiaochun, how are you!"

Zhang Xueru saw that he had come to the house in his dream, so he naturally knew that he was here to pick up Liping to apply for a marriage certificate.

Therefore, he nodded and smiled at Mengdu and the others with great interest and said:

"Come on, Mengdu, Xiao Hao, Miss Xiaochun, please sit on the sofa. Do you want to smoke a cigarette? ”

As he spoke, Zhang Xueru habitually took out a pack of "Zhonghua" brand cigarettes from the shelf on the lower level of the coffee table.

"Uncle Zhang, we don't smoke."

Dream shook his hands very decently, and refused the cigarette offered by his future father-in-law.

"Liping, are you ready? Now, can we go? ”

After talking to Zhang Xueru, Mengdu turned his head and asked Liping.

Liping nodded, turned around and returned to the boudoir, took a golden kun bag from the house, and quickly returned to the living room.

"So, let's go, shall we? Uncle Zhang, Aunt Zhang, we have moved the Civil Affairs Bureau. ”

Yumeto told his future parents-in-law his plans.

"Oh, okay, go, go! Wait for you to get your marriage certificate and come back to sit at home. ”

Zhang Xueru smiled and nodded in agreement.

Liping's mother was also smiling and nodding.

So, after Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun said goodbye to Zhang Xueru and his wife, the four young people went out and got into the car.

After driving, Mengdu hummed a little song while looking at Liping and said:

"Liping, I asked you out last night, but you didn't agree. Actually, we didn't go to karaoke yesterday and we didn't go to drink. We went to the movies later! ”

The reason why he wants to make such a confession is actually telling his fiancée:

I know you don't like me going to the cabaret; As for me, I also respect your opinion very much.

"Yes, the movie I watched yesterday was really interesting, comedy, "Thai Embarrassment". Starring Wang Baoqiang, it's so funny! ”

Shi Xiaochun helped Mengdu in the back seat to confirm that the three of them did go to the movies last night.

"Liping, next time, you want to watch a movie with us! I promise you, no, it's all in a dream, and we promise you that in the future, we will never go to the dance hall again! You see, how infatuated our dream brother is with you! For you, he has changed his habits and hobbies for many years! ”

Hao Min deliberately adjusted the atmosphere in the back seat.

"Yo——, do you still know that this is Brother Meng's infatuation with Liping? Then why don't you learn from Brother Meng? ”

After listening to Hao Min's words, Shi Xiaochun seized the opportunity to challenge Hao Min.

"Go, go, what do you mean that I still know that Brother Meng is infatuated with Liping? I ask you, can you compare to Liping? Look what you look like, when I came home last night, I opened the drawer and wanted to get some money, but I didn't expect your photo to be revealed as soon as I opened the drawer, and I was scared and got goosebumps! I thought it was Mei Chaofeng in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" who came out! ”

"Bad, bad, bad! Watch me spank your stinky mouth, spank your stinky mouth! Am I that ugly? ”

As soon as Shi Xiaochun heard Hao Min arrange himself like this, he immediately stretched out his hand and hit him in the face.

Even Liping, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, could feel the two of them teasing in the back seat.

"Alright, alright, you two don't make trouble! Hao Min, tell two jokes. ”

Out of the corner of his eye, Mengdu saw Liping in the passenger seat pursing her lips and smiling, so he gave instructions to Hao Min in the back seat.

"Yes, yes!"

Hao Min replied playfully, without thinking about it, and then said:

"I'll tell you a true story.

Yesterday morning, after our colleague Xiao Zhou went to work, he told you about an incident that happened at his house.

Xiao Zhou said that the night before yesterday, his wife played mahjong until more than one o'clock, and arrived home at almost two o'clock.

She didn't expect that Xiao Zhou would wake up very awake when she slept. When Xiao Zhou heard the movement, he looked up from the pillow and shouted in fright:

it! How big are you playing mahjong? I actually lost everything! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you stinky mouth, you're making up nonsense again!"

As soon as Hao Min's words fell, Shi Xiaochun couldn't help laughing, and then stretched out his soft fist and pounded it on Hao Min's body indiscriminately.

Mengdu and Liping were also amused to laugh "hahahaha" and "hey, hey, hey".

"Well, that's a good joke, you can hit eighty points! Is there anything better? ”

Mengdu laughed for a while, and asked Hao Min while driving.

"It's only 80 points? Your teacher is too harsh in grading! ”

Hao Min jokingly replied to Mengdu, paused for a moment, and then said:

"There's no better joke than that today! Well, I'll tell you another joke about scoring seventy-nine, okay? ”

"No, Brother Mengdu wants you to talk about more than eighty points, how can you talk about seventy-nine points? Isn't this disorganized and undisciplined? ”

Shi Xiaochun teased Hao Min in the back again.

"Okay, since it doesn't work, then could you please tell me?"

Hao Min immediately played a trick and used the old routine of "general" to embarrass his girlfriend.

"Okay, okay, don't make things difficult for me in front of Liping! Let's talk about it. You dead man! ”

Shi Xiaochun snorted and grabbed Hao Min angrily.

"That's right! Now, I'm going to tell the seventy-nine jokes, you guys. ”

Hao Min smiled proudly and said:

On this day, a certain leader went to the prison to inspect the work, mainly to watch the performance of the prisoners' red song competition.

In order to welcome the leaders, the prisoners first presented a children's song in the form of a collective chorus, which was called: "We Are the Successors of Communism".

After hearing this, the leader couldn't cry or laugh, shook his head and said, 'Who brought in our successor?' ’

The prisoners collectively replied: 'The masses suggest, the police select, the court appointes.' ’

Out of courtesy, a certain leader still applauded.

The prisoners were very encouraged by the applause of the leaders, so they sang the second song with great affection: "Distant Guest, Please Stay".

As a result, after hearing this, the leader almost fainted! ”

After Hao Min finished speaking, he saw that the three of them really didn't laugh, but only showed some knowing smiles, so he shook his head and said:

"Brother Mengdu, how many points can you score for this joke?"

Mengdu looked at the road in front of him, drove cautiously and said:

"Hmm, what you just told seems to be a political joke, the content is more subtle, it should be considered sarcasm and humor, right? Or you can repeat it, and I'll rate you together. ”

"Ah, you're giving pending points!"

Hao Min sighed in disappointment, and said helplessly:

"Then I'll say another seventy-eight joke! Listen, everyone:

A son said to his father, "Nowadays, people are all dressed in clothes."

The father disapproves of his son's statement, so the father and son make a bet.

What to bet on?

Let's see:

The son entered a hotel in a suit and leather shoes, and the waiter warmly poured tea for him and asked him to sit down;

Then the son's father, dressed in old clothes, entered the hotel as well, and sure enough, no one paid any attention to him.

The son said to the waiter, "Hey, you order good wine and food for the old man sitting in the corner, and I'll pay for it."

The waiter was puzzled and asked, "How do you pay for a poor old man?"

The son said that I had a close relationship with his daughter-in-law!

After the waiter served his son's father good wine and food, he saw that the old man was eating alone in the corner, so he walked over disdainfully and said, "Old man, the young man over there said that he has a very close relationship with your daughter-in-law!"

Who knew that the son's father replied with a sneer:

He's only been with my daughter-in-law for a few days? I've been close to me for decades! ”

"Hahahaha, hahahaha——!"

As Hao Min's words landed, Shi Xiaochun first burst out laughing.

Mengdu also laughed heartily, and deliberately peeked at Liping while laughing.

Dream found that Liping's face showed bright sunshine!

Liping's crescent-shaped white face smiled into a blooming magnolia at this time.

Mengdu was happy in his heart, so he turned back to Hao Min and said:

"Okay, good boy! This joke, brother will give you a score of ninety-eight! As for the joke in the front, my brother will also give you 90 points! Now, you should be satisfied, right?

Oops——! Oh no, run a red light! ”

Just as Mengdu turned his head to the back seat to praise Hao Min, the "Aodi" he was driving happened to pass an intersection.

When the dream turned back and looked ahead, he saw the signal light in front of him, which flashed from yellow to red!