Fortunately, Mr. Liu and Zhang Jin, who are more than twice as old as the two old friends, are used to making trouble and fighting. Therefore, even if Zhang Jin ruthlessly exposed his hypocrisy, Old Man Liu didn't feel too embarrassed, and his old face didn't blush. Just a little annoyed and yelled into the microphone:

"I said you stinky boy, you are so insincere when you ask my Lao Liu to go back? If you can't say a word, you have to put the phone on the phone, it's too much, right? ”

Although when facing Zhang Jin, Old Man Liu didn't care about any face, inside or anything, but he didn't want to lose face in front of others, especially in front of his old rival Father He, let alone lose face.

Therefore, although this sentence was roared out of Old Man Liu's throat, it was just a low roar. He was afraid that someone was next to Zhang Jin, especially Dad He heard it next to him.

"You say I'm not sincere? So what do you want? Do I invite you to dinner, and you still have to kneel and beg for nothing? A few phone calls from someone else in a row are enough to give you face, don't be satisfied? ”

Zhang Jin replied in a very sloppy and disdainful tone.

"Then you can't be polite, so that I won't collapse in front of He Durian when I come to the door again, and my face will be dull. Besides, this meal is not eaten for nothing by my Lao Liu, it is earned by our old people's hard work. Without my Lao Liu, with your lazy kid, can you make the yard like this?

The green vegetables on your table, chicken, duck and goose meat, which dish does not have my Lao Liu's sweat in it?

Besides, I go to your house every day, and it's not that my old man gets the benefits alone, but it is also a great benefit to your kid. With these benefits, you kid should also say something soft? Even if it's just for these benefits, it's not too much to ask me! ”

Seeing that Old Man Liu was first angry, and then indifferent, Zhang Jin was also a little curious!

"The benefits? What good can I do if I ask you to come to my place for dinner?

You're not trying to educate me,' It's hard work'. It's sinful and shameful to waste, right? Because you're here, there's nothing left over from the table, is that what you mean? ”

Zhang Jin's words about Old Man Liu as a 'foodie', 'a pick-up of leftovers', and a 'rice bucket' made the old man almost faint in anger. After gasping for breath heavily, Old Man Liu roared again and spoke.

"You idiot, you don't want to think about it, now in your house, you have let He Durian cover the sky with one hand!

Don't forget. Now that he has just moved in, the two of you are still alive, and his temper is barely restrained because he is under the fence, and you can still be comfortable.

After waiting for a while, this smelly and hard guy got acquainted. The power in the family is stable, and you can stand it by provoking your thorns unscrupulously?

Just because you kid is lazy and has nothing to do all day, he still has to pick out hundreds of shortcomings for you to change? At that time, you had no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth! Wait to suffer!

If I had been to you often, it would have been different.

I have been enemies with He Durian for many years. Fight with your followers every day. Competing for the limelight can not only check and balance his authority. It can also attract his attention, so that he doesn't have time to pick and find thorns around you every day. And that's not counting your benefits? ”

The more he said that Old Man Liu felt reasonable, and the more aggrieved his tone became.

"Tell me, I'm in a hurry to help you block the eye-catching and block the bullets, and you are still so ignorant, you don't know what to do, you don't know the loyalty and treachery, and your elbow turns out......"

Old Man Liu's strings of words made Zhang Jin's forehead sweat a little. What is this old man's nonsense?

Even the 'loyal traitor' came out? Am I the Dumb King?

Elbow outward? Then Dad He is his shallow father, where is it? Where is the outside?

Finally, Zhang Jin, who was told by Old Man Liu with a black line, had no patience to continue to listen to Old Man Liu to show his loyalty, and reluctantly interrupted the old guy's chatter that seemed to be able to talk about the wilderness:

"Okay, I'm getting more and more incomprehensible about what you're saying. If I don't talk to you about this, I'll ask you again, you just gave me a happy word, do you come to dinner? ”

As he was talking in the alley, Old Man Liu, whose eyebrows were dancing and dancing, was choked by Zhang Jin's words. After a long time, I said weakly:

"Since you're so sincere, it's not good for me to be hypocritical, wait for me, I'll be there soon!"

Old man Liu, who was hit by Zhang Jin clearly, should have been very arrogant, but he was very weak by what he said.

There is no way, since Zhang Jin, a stinky boy, does not eat this set, and the old man Liu, who has no food at home and can't let go of Zhang Jin's delicious food in his heart, can only borrow the slope to get off the donkey. In case he serves the shelf again, if Zhang Jin, a stinky boy, really lets himself eat noodles, it will be a chicken and egg beating.

A few minutes later, Old Man Liu returned to Zhang Jin's small building and sat down at the dining table.

When he entered the door, Old Man Liu still said stiffly:

"For the sake of your sincerity, I'm embarrassed to dismiss your face too much. I'll come back and eat with you! ”

Although this sentence is very arrogance, even Old Man Liu himself feels that his words are floating and empty. In the end, when I sat down, I didn't dare to look at the expressions of others, for fear that I wouldn't be able to stand the stimulation!

The luncheon has finally begun!

It's just that the atmosphere at the banquet is a little weird, and the table, where laughter and fart sounds are constant, is dull.

Mother He concentrated on feeding Father He one bite at a time, without distractions. Lying on the gurney, Father He opened his mouth to take the food fed by Mother He, chewed it slowly, and turned around on Old Man Liu's body and face with a playful smile;

And He Qingqian and Zhang Jin are also like their mother and father, feeding one and eating the other. But both of them had funny smiles on their faces, and their eyes were even more dishonest in their back-and-forth between Father He and Old Man Liu.

This little couple is a black-bellied character, and they are typically afraid that the world will not be chaotic, this is waiting to see the excitement!

As for Old Man Liu, he lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, staring at the rice bowl in his hand with two old eyes, except for occasionally stretching out his chopsticks and aiming at the plate, his eyes didn't dare to float at all. But even so, he could feel a few glances that fell on him from time to time, and his body was hot, like pins and needles.

Why do you think I'm so greedy? How good it is to hide at home obediently, and sure enough, I was laughed at, and I might as well eat noodles at home!

Old man Liu shed tears in his heart, full of remorse!

This weird, undercurrent atmosphere lasted for about ten minutes, and finally Old Man Liu, who had always been impatient, couldn't stand the scorching of this kind of sight, and broke out.

After slamming the rice bowl in his hand on the table, he drank to the others on the table angrily:

"Why is He Durian looking at me? Don't let people eat? You're trying to get off the horse, aren't you? Don't forget, but you begged me again and again, and I came back with great hospitality. Why, after inviting me over, are you planning to kick me off the table and drive me out? ”

Old Man Liu's sudden frenzy, after making Zhang Jin and He Qingqian startled, there were 'interesting' eyes in their eyes-

The long-awaited 'show' is finally here!

So, after Old Man Liu took the lead in declaring war, the two of them invariably shifted their eyes from Old Man Liu to another player in the ring, Father He! I want to see how Dad He copes!

Sure enough, Father He did not disappoint his daughter and prospective son-in-law, temporarily stopped the process of eating, and showed a deep and powerful poisonous tongue like a black mamba when he opened his mouth.

"Please? Is it hard to resist?

I said, old rascal, you're putting gold in your face! We just look at your old arms and legs, and we don't have any self-care ability, and we're afraid that you will starve to death. Have mercy on me, I want to reward you with food, do you really think that you are a distinguished guest at the door?

……”

Mr. Liu:

"I'm not a distinguished guest, I don't need you to worry about durian. Don't forget, now your daughter is not married to Xiao Jin, she is not the hostess here! You are not a small old man's pole now, you are a guest house here, and when it comes to closeness, you are not as good as my neighbor! ”

Papa Ho:

"So what? It is because my family is shallow that I have not married Xiao Zhang that I have more right to speak. It's hard to say after you get married? If you don't believe me, ask Xiao Zhang, does he dare not listen to me now? ”

……

The confrontation between Old Man Liu and Father He made Zhang Jin and He Qing dizzy, and they turned a deaf ear to the topic that the second elder had brought to him, so he simply stopped eating for the time being and concentrated on watching the battle.

Dad He is a master of Chinese culture in the end, and he is already eloquent, coupled with nearly a year of TV education, which has made Dad He's debate level even higher. can be like everyone else, and can also be like a street shrew, sprinkling and cheating, which can be called elegant and vulgar appreciation!

Under Dad He's strong combat effectiveness, but after dozens of rounds of fighting, Dad He firmly suppressed Old Man Liu, so that no matter how hard the old man tried, he was never able to move back to the situation.

Soon, the old man Liu, who was poor in words, had to retreat in defeat.

However, Old Man Liu didn't leave with a very ungraceful throw. On the contrary, the angry old man picked up his rice bowl again, pouted and said the 'loser's testimonial'.

"Lao Liu, I'm eating, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, the smelly, hard and prickly He Durian.

Anyway, you stinky poor and sour, looking at our old Liu, it's not a day or two, a year or two years! After so many years, have you bitten off a piece of our meat?

We are hooligans, literary hooligans who disregard human morality, and we don't quarrel with you corrupt! ”

Seeing that Mr. Liu brought the topic back to the scolding battle between the two a few years ago, Father He was not excited. There is no 'it advisable to chase after the poor man' and beat Old Man Liu, but the ridicule on his original face also dissipated and turned back to a calm face. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please read it on m.biquge.info. )