Chapter 138: Zombies vs. Plants
"Roar! A large wave of zombies is approaching. ”
"My plants will tear you apart!"
The gray zombies staggered towards that side, the stitched abomination as a meat shield walked in the front, and behind, there was a dense army of zombies.
In the clouds on the opposite side, one after another pea gunners suddenly rushed out of the soil, angrily spewing out oily green pea bullets, and the angry watermelon bombardier threw out explosive watermelons, which exploded with deadly shock waves, exploding mushroom clouds one after another.
Lacking the support of conventional spells, the zombie legions, which are mainly close to the body, can only move slowly in the rain of bullets, although they have suffered huge losses in the process, but the huge number of bases makes them still terrifying.
And when the two legions came together, the fierce white-knuckle battle began.
The most ordinary zombies collided with the nut defenders with heavy shields, the gray-brown poisonous carrion corpses took the initiative to detonate themselves, the green and gray poisonous clouds continued to rise, and the plants contaminated with venom and poisonous mist quickly withered and died, and one by one no man's land appeared on the battlefield.
On the plant side, they may not be able to move unchanged when they are rooted, but the plants that draw strength from the earth have endless ammunition, and perhaps they with life cannot be as fearless as brainless zombies without fear of life and death, but at least the warriors in front of them can drown the opponent with countless artillery fire after blocking the opponent without fear of sacrifice.
Soon, the overly heavy artillery fire caused gaps to appear in the battle line of the zombie army, and the counterattack of the plants was about to begin.
"Death! The Dead Race Collective Accelerates! ”
So, when it was discovered that the zombie army was not in a good situation, a certain behind-the-scenes black hand acted. Consumed the last clan order.
And when the black mist spreads. All the zombies began to increase their speed in a frenzied manner. And the grumpy zombies have changed more than just their speed, they have even begun to pull out their intestines and throw them at their opponents.
"Shelter from the forest and sun! All plants have their attack speed doubled and their HP doubled for 30 minutes. ”
As the order was given, the bullets of the pea shooters were connected, and the explosions of the entire front line were booming.
In the face of an even more crazy plant artillery array, the zombie army finally chose a helpless cannon fodder flow attrition war, and when the newborn angry cherries jumped out one by one and blew themselves up wildly, blowing up the main force of the zombie army, the manic zombie group no longer had the combat power to break through the blockade of the fireline.
Thereupon. Helplessly, I consumed the remaining zombies in the artillery fire, and I was helplessly defeated.
"Victor, Archmage Elmira!"
As the brilliance dissipated, the battlefield in front of him turned back into a huge chessboard, the chess pieces on the zombie side were dim, and the chess pieces on the plant side were covered with white brilliance, which seemed to be ready to move.
This is the hottest magic chess game at the moment, the Zombies vs. Plants series, of course, the "inventor" and the producer are myself, and we are clearly not playing a regular game. It is a real war simulation version that has certain requirements for users, and a normal version that is sold externally. It's just a small chess piece made of magic oak.
Incidentally, with four versions of the variant appearing in less than a month, the series is also known as the Master of Vampire Money Scams.
"Hey, this new version is really too unbalanced, even if the zombie side has a numerical advantage, the win rate is still too low, the explosion system of the plant side is too powerful, and the active impact on the line of fire consumes too much military power, and it seems that the balance is still adjusted. Well, in the next version, we'll cut the power of German (Druid) fire! ”
"Ha, the loser will really find a reason."
"Or, add two bone dragons and lichs to the zombie side, but then it's not zombies, let alone the zombie vs. plant 3 sword and magic version. Forget it.,The name of this thing.,It's the same as the festival.,It doesn't matter.,Let's add it in the next version.。 ”
"Whatever you want, according to the rules of balance, in order to satisfy consumers, both sides must add troops of the same level, you add the Lich, I will add the Demon Realm Elf Grass, you add the Bone Dragon, I will add the Wall of Blood Thorns, and I will win the last."
Amira laughed and trembled, and she loved this game so often that she could win two games against me.
But can this really help me understand the mysteries of life and enter a new phase?
And after "inventing" this game with me, after she became addicted to it, and "invented" a series of money cheats such as Zombies vs. Plants Tower Defense Edition, Zombies vs. Plants Fighting King Edition, Zombies vs. Plants Warcraft Edition, etc., after she had a lot of fun playing these days, she finally remembered the root of everything - improving her creation ability.
So, in the face of this question, which was finally remembered, I smiled.
"Of course...... No! It's just pure gaming. Well, put away your man-eating flowers, I'll explain. ”
"You...... You liar! Trick me again! Playing with my feelings again! I won't listen to you anymore. ”
After realizing that she had been tricked again, the screaming Amira immediately became hysterical, the phoenix's eyes were shining with crazy blood lines, the slender hair began to vegetative, the blood began to grow wildly along the tips of the hair, and the field of plants was spreading, I am afraid that it will soon be a realistic version of the zombie war plant.
And as a zombie who was about to be beaten up, I felt a lot of pressure.
But I have a killer feature.
"You get a tenth of the money you pay for selling the game."
"That, how many?"
"The original version of this game has already sold well, as long as our manufacturing process keeps up, all kinds of fraudulent versions add up, and it is indispensable to share your hundreds of thousands of gold coins."
Well, in the next second, everything became calm, the crazy witch just now disappeared without a trace, and all that was left was just a gentle senior sister who was quietly sipping black tea and smiling at me.
It's not that Amira is greedy for money, but because the mage profession is to burn money, and the more high-end mages are, the more bottomless they are, of course, archmages can also sell their own goods to make a lot of money, and experimentalists like Amira have no budget management ability not to mention, let alone pay much attention to the return of goods, even if they make money by chance, they will immediately invest in new experiments, so they are extremely friendly to rare patrons. Now I heard that some earn. It will be transformed into a commercial model for the wrongdoers immediately.
Wrong? Is it the patron who is not wronged? That's right. The casual use of investment without considering the expected return, and the mad mage who loses how much he loses on this investment still dares to invest, that is not what the unjust boss is.
According to Margaret, Amira now doesn't even have her own testing department (it has been liquidated), and it is said that she was exposed for embezzlement and kicked out of her position as the master of the truth, and now even her own teacher's salary is directly used to pay off her debts.
It's also a strange thing that a demigod mage is mixed up like this, and her reputation in the investment industry is stinky, and she can't fool a few wronged people all year round. She can only catch her own students to do coolie running projects, and let the students' small projects support her research projects.
"Besides, it's not just a game. These functional plant chess pieces should give you a lot of hints, not to mention, I don't believe that through these days of class drills, your plant legion planning and cooperation have not made the slightest progress. At least you should have a clue to design a new plant class. ”
Amira nodded, and that was true.
"And at our level, it's not easy to go one step further, be patient, haven't you done what I promised?"
Hearing me say that I had a promise, the handle of the teacup in my sister's left hand was directly crushed. Even if the other right hand caught the falling teacup in time, even the senior sister was still smiling. But judging from the trembling arms and the twitching corners of his eyes, it was clear that he was on the verge of going berserk again.
"Junior brother, you really dare to say it, who said back then that let's throw away the boring ethical shackles together and explore the mysteries of life together, I thought I had a rare confidant in my life, and I was so happy. As a result, after getting all of my research, it disappeared without a trace, and then a letter of complaint was dropped to the Council of Masters of Truth, so that I almost couldn't make it to the Cloud Tower. ”
"Ah, did I do that back then? Sorry, reincarnation has damaged my memory too much, I don't remember. Well, let's look forward and forget about the boring past. By the way, how did you settle down later? ”
Forgot? Of course it's a lie, this guy did no lower limit back then, and I can't even stand it when I don't have much bottom, and I don't pit her, but I'm a little curious, and I just threw her report letter about experimenting with students and living people in the conference room of the Truth Seminar, and there were at least five truth controllers present at the time, how did she do it.
"It's nothing, my mentor helped me hold it down for a while, and then I took out a master of truth who bit me and replaced me with a superior position. Paying some more for the exchange, so that the other controllers will turn a blind eye. Damn, if it weren't for the fact that I could only use a few death row inmates for experiments now, how could I have progressed so quickly, you can only break through the limit because you can get experimental materials on the battlefield. Sure enough, you should collect test samples as much as you like! Hee-hee, there's no annoying overseer here. ”
The hysterical chuckle was creepy, and I knew that she really did what she said, but she hurriedly stopped her, of course, she couldn't do it directly, and she was not a person who listened to persuasion at all.
"Do you have a suitable topic right now? After collecting a large number of test materials, most of us have to run away, and it would be too wasteful to waste it on ordinary topics. In two years, there will be countless experimental materials for you to choose from, and compared to humans who are so easy to hang up, orcs with tenacious vitality are more suitable for test samples. ”
Hearing my words, she looked at me in a daze, and it took a long time to say a word.
"Sure enough, you understand me best, and when others hear me say this, they either start to scold me for being unpleasant, or they are scared to death, and they can't understand what a glorious sacrifice it is to contribute to my truth research."
"You're still too soft-hearted, since you're telling the truth with the test samples, I just threw my mouth directly on the test table, screaming, and there was no sound."
"Yes, I'm a girl after all, it's too easy to soften, last time the death row prisoner scolded so ugly, in order to prevent him from dying of pain, I still anesthetized him before starting to dissect him, and the anesthetic can at least replace it with a bag of new seeds."
Hearing this, even if I coaxed her to be happy according to her words, I couldn't take it after that, and I dissected the other party alive and said that she was soft-hearted, she was not afraid of being punished by God, it seems that she is still a super dangerous person who is not afraid of other lives as people. I still overestimated her lower limit and discipline.
"Ahem. Let's put aside the subject of the test for now. Let's start by thinking about how to earn research grants. What improvements do you think we need to make if we bring this 'Zombies vs. Plants - Sword & Sorcery Edition' to market? ”
"Actually, we can change the marketing idea, so it's too stupid to sell all the chess pieces and chessboards at once, we can sell them separately."
"Huh? I want to listen to the details, the chess pieces are not complete, isn't it impossible to play? Are users still willing to buy it? ”
"Stupid, you can only put basic pieces and the most primitive chess board in the set, if you want advanced, special pieces. It costs money. Of course, high-level pieces can't be too unbalanced, as long as they have a slightly more unique appearance and characteristics, they can be sold for money repeatedly. By the way, the original is called the base pack, and it is called the expansion pack! You can also add a lottery factor, with a special piece in a pack that allows the opponent to draw and only jump out when they vow never to play again. In order to target young players, you can also grade the rarity of chess pieces, and the more cherished they are, the more worthy of showing off. I don't believe I can't empty my children's pockets! ”
"Oooo This is simply a business wizard, and the rumor that you are not good at business is indeed a rumor. ”
"Hmph, it's Margaret who said my words again, I'm not bad at business, I'm just too lazy to manage. And these are all things I use to fool my sponsors, and a research result can be sold several times and several people to make a profit. ”
Looking at this triumphant bad mage, I can be regarded as knowing what she is doing, she is obviously amazingly powerful, and her reputation in the investment world will be so stinky, you can save others once, pit thousands of people for one or two hundred years, and it is really stupid for someone to ask you to invest.
"It's mean, but I like it! Let's make a lot of money together! ”
Such an act against a small number of people will naturally cause anger and resentment, but if it seems to be aimed at an uncertain market, there is no reason to give up such a good idea.
"Sure enough, you're my confidant."
Well, not to mention how many children passing by were scared by this embarrassing joke, and how this "Zombies vs. Plants - Sword and Sorcery Edition" was scolded and sold at the same time, I spent my time making this alternative game, but not just to make money.
"One more game! One more round, this time it's definitely the zombies who won! ”
"So, Mom, I want it too, can you buy me a set!"
"It turns out that the undead are not so terrible, they can't even beat the plants!"
At this time, we are playing chess in the open space of a square, and the surrounding area has long been surrounded by onlookers, at this time we brought the simplified version of Zombie vs. Plant War Chess has been a big hit, the audience is not satisfied after watching a game, the crowd is enthusiastic to ask us to play the next game, so, a little chat on the stage, we started again.
"It is said that the Duchy of Donglan has the god of law as the state religion, and as long as you don't sin, even demons and the undead can accept it, and it is said that even the druids have set up their own academy in Difende. It may be true that the necromancer's stuff is so directly demonstrated on the street and sold as a commodity...... Will they be able to accept mestizos? It is said that Difender has recently opened a lot of new colleges and universities, providing students with all kinds of powerful full-time jobs, and I wonder if I can send my junior to study. ”
Making money is just a by-product, and the greatest purpose of my business is to show undead magic in such a way that the world can accept in broad daylight, so that the inhabitants of the Chauvin Dominion can understand and accept the changes of Donglan.
"Difende's major new colleges and universities recruit students, providing special training in combat professions such as druids, engineers, alchemists, necromancers, and knights of the law, and the number of places is limited, if you want to change your destiny and life, please don't miss the opportunity, speed! We have admissions materials here. ”
The admissions officers who brought in were hurrying to shout, attracting the attention of the spectators, and some people were already willing to go to Donglan to have a look, and finally, the people who had been watching in the dark couldn't hold back anymore and walked out.
"Your Highness Roland, Grand Lord Gagalore asks you to come over and say something, this is his exact words: 'We have seen your sincerity, and perhaps, it is time for us to talk about the alliance.' ”
After a week of inexplicable coldness, on the third day of my campaign to reach out to the public, I finally waited for the invitation of Lord Chauvin, and it seemed that there was something to talk about. (To be continued......)
PS: Thank you for your understanding and support, it's a bit restored, and there should be another chapter tonight