First seven or eight cute, how much money are you willing to pay for me
(Chongqing is really a pit place, yesterday was still summer, today is winter, what about my autumn?) Give me back the fall! )——
The braided girl felt a burst of jealousy in her heart, and secretly thought: Spicy mother's, surnamed Li, you just saw this girl, and you regarded her as a priceless treasure, I don't know how much the old lady is worth in your heart? She snorted at Li Yan and said unhappily: "It's only 100,000 taels, I want to buy half of my credit, don't do it." ”
Li Yan Daqi: Huh? This guy who can't afford to be profitable early, and he won't let a maid give me 100,000 taels? What kind of demon wind is blowing today?
Li Yan glared at her and said, "If you don't do it, you will pay back." ”
The braided girl pouted, and said miserably: "I used the money to press me again, I hate it to death, and everything else can be used to pay off the debt, but this maid, I won't give you half of me if I die." ”
Li Yan is getting more and more incomprehensible, if he is replaced by another maid, he can't do it, after all, the braided girl is also his very important friend, he is not holy enough to fall out with his friend for a maid he first met, but this is Shuang'er, the dream lover of countless otaku, the most adorable little girl in Jin Yong's novels, no matter what, Li Yan has to give Shuang'er a happy life, let her have her own personality and dignity, and can't let her continue to be a maid.
Li Yan had no choice but to smile bitterly: "Okay, it's up to 200,000 taels." ”
The braided girl bit her lower lip, and was even more unhappy in her heart, thinking secretly: In order to take this maid as your own, it actually rose by 100,000 taels in an instant, how much do you care about her in your heart? She said stiffly: "Don't do it!" ”
Li Yan said: "300,000!" ”
"Not even more!"
Li Yan Khan: "Hey, what do you mean?" Well, I'll give you a debt of one million taels. That's a lot of money. You can pay off half of your debt in one fell swoop. ”
The braided girl suddenly flattened her mouth. Crying: "Wow...... Don't do it, don't do it...... Just don't do it...... I want half of this maid...... Woo...... You bully people...... When the old lady wanted to sell herself, you didn't want to offer ten taels of silver, but now for a little girl who has just met, you offer a million taels, you are too bullying, woo wow...... It's gone! ”
Li Yan Khan, what's the situation?
The braided girl asked cryingly: "In case one day the old lady is captured by the bad guy and asks you to take the money to ransom the old lady." How much money are you willing to pay? ”
Even if Li Yan has a full score in emotional intelligence, he finally understands now, it turns out that this little girl is competing like this, he laughed, touched the little head of the braided girl, and said softly: "Anla, don't be angry for such a trivial matter, you are also a priceless treasure, for you, I will bet all my net worth." I will redeem you, too. ”
The braided girl put away her tears and said, "Really? ”
Li Yan nodded: "Of course it's true." You are my most important friend, if you don't believe me, tear up my silver ticket and play. He reached into his arms and took out a stack of silver tickets, and he didn't know how many, all of them were stuffed into the hands of the braided girl.
The braided girl burst into tears and laughed, and quickly stuffed the silver ticket back into Li Yan's arms, and said, "Okay, what are you doing with the silver ticket?" Tear up the cheap money bank, but we ourselves suffered, so we quickly put it away. ”
Li Yan smiled and put away the silver ticket, and said with a braided girl: "Okay, the old lady believes that you have a conscience, and this girl's affairs will not be taken care of by you, but the old lady's ugly words are in front, you are not allowed to wantonly call her, do something shameless, if you are caught by the old lady, you will be punished immediately." ”
Li Yan hurriedly said: "I won't do that kind of thing." ”
At that moment, the two said goodbye to Zhuang Sanshao, and Shuang'er carried a small package, followed the two, and returned to the hall. Xu Tianchuan, Wu Lishen and others saw them go in, and when they came out, they actually brought a little maid, and they couldn't help but look surprised: "What's wrong?" The female ghost actually gave you a little girl? ”
Li Yan said with a smile: "This house is not a ghost house, don't talk nonsense." Come, let's get to know each other, this is Shuang'er, my new friend. ”
Xu Tianchuan and others stepped forward to salute.
Shuang'er hadn't gotten rid of her maid thoughts, and when she saw these people coming up to salute, she hurriedly replied with a big salute, and she just thought in her small mind: "These people are friends of the princess, and I am just a little maidservant, how can I be qualified to receive their gifts." Therefore, they respectfully returned the salute one by one, and the number of courtesies was very thoughtful, and everyone saw that this little girl was very polite and cute, and they couldn't help but like it very much.
At this time, the rain outside the house has stopped, the sun shines through the rain and dew, and the sky and the earth are colorful, and there are rainbows everywhere, which is quite beautiful. Everyone left the banker's mansion, Shuang'er saluted the mansion, and followed Li Yan towards the southwest.
There was nothing to say all the way, and in the evening, everyone rested in a mountain temple. Fang Yi and the little county lord spread straw mats and sheets in the corner of the temple, made a comfortable nest, and beckoned the braided girl and Shuang'er to sleep together, as for the others, they are all men who are not very particular, so it doesn't hurt to let them nest anywhere.
However, Shuang'er is very uneasy, she has a bed to sleep in, but Gongzi does not, how can this be done? She leaned over to Li Yan's side and said in a coquettish voice: "Brother Li Yan, I'll go and pack up some hay and make a bed for you." She originally wanted to be called Li Gongzi, but she wanted to listen to Li Yan's orders, so she changed it to Li Yan's brother.
Li Yan smiled: "I won't bother you with this, I'll just find a place to meditate for a while." ”
Shuang'er shook his head and said, "This can't be done, Brother Li Yan is a golden body, how can he make do with it at will?" That's my dereliction of duty as a maid, and I'm going to make you a bed anyway. ”
Li Yan said with a serious face: "Calling yourself a maid again?" I've said it all, you're my friend, you have to call yourself a friend, you know? ”
Shuang'er said: "Obey." ”
Li Yan Khan: "Don't say obey orders. ”
Shuang'er stopped talking.
Li Yan said in surprise: "What's wrong?" Why didn't you say a word, I murdered you, are you angry? ”
Shuang'er said: "My brother told me not to say that I obeyed orders, but I had nothing else to say except obey orders, so I had to stop talking." ”
Li Yan was speechless, and thought to himself: It's strange, Shuang'er in the original book shouldn't be so stupid, could it be that this plane has made Shuang'er stupid?
From the corner of the house, the voice of the braided girl called: "Don't make the bed and fold the quilt for that guy." Just let him meditate on his own. He's a big-tailed wolf. The woman must stay five feet away from him, otherwise she may be swallowed by him at any time, Sister Shuang'er, you stay away from him. ”
Shuang'er said coquettishly: "Brother Li Yan is a good person. ”
Before Li Yan could speak, the braided girl bent over with a smile: "Hahaha, send a good person card, hahaha, send a good person...... Twin sisters. You're amazing. ”
Li Yan was speechless, and was issued a good person card again-
Early the next morning, everyone got up and continued their journey. The long journey of five or six hundred miles has passed in a hurry. Li Yan will teach Shuang'er that everyone is equal every day, you are also an independent person, you have to be confident, don't listen to other people's things, but with little effect, Shuang'er is a girl who admits death. She decided that Li Yan was the master, so she was in a hurry. Listen to Li Yan's words regardless of good or evil.
Li Yan taught him those things like equality, and after she heard it, she said, "Obey!" There is no taste of equality in it, and he always puts himself in the position of Li Yan's maid.
Only then did Li Yan know that Weishenme Shuang'er would become the idol of countless otaku, because she was so obedient, thinking about her master everywhere, and serving her master wholeheartedly, how similar to the obedient "maid" in the cartoon.
Maids have always been a man's dream, oh no, it's a man's delusion, and no one can stop the delusional liliang. Can condensing a man's delusions into a living person not please a man? That's why Shuang'er will become the most likable heroine in Jin Yong's novels.
Li Yan knew that the change of concept was not achieved overnight, so he had to take his time.
On this day, everyone passed Baoding, here they will part ways, Wutai Mountain is westward, and Yunnan is to the southwest, Mu Wangfu and his party said goodbye to Li Yan, Li Yan said goodbye to them one by one, the number of etiquette is very thoughtful.
The little county lord was a little reluctant, and said to Li Yan: "Lord Li Xiang, if you have a chance in the future, you will come to Yunnan to play with me." ”
Fang Yi walked up to him with a strange look and said in a low voice: "Master Li Xiang, you once said that I am also a person who will betray my friends when it comes to life and death, just like Liu Yizhou, I ...... I am not convinced, if I have the opportunity in the future, whether we meet in Yunnan or reunite in the capital, I will prove that I can withstand the test of life and death. ”
Li Yan smiled at her and didn't explain much.
After Mu Wangfu and his party left, Li Yan said to the eight-armed ape Xu Tianchuan again: "Old Xu, this place is not far from Wutai Mountain, you should also go back, this trip is troublesome for you." ”
Xu Tianchuan thought to himself: The incense master asked me to go back, I must be doing something inconvenient for me to know, and it would be a little uninteresting to insist on going with me. So he also resigned to Li Yan and returned to the capital by himself.
Now there are only Li Yan, braided girl, Shuang'er, these three people, suddenly there are a few fewer companions, the three of them feel a little lonely, Li Yan doesn't like to ride a horse, feel tired, so he hired a big car again, found a clever coachman to catch the car, the three of them were crowded in the car, and continued to move in the direction of Wutai Mountain.
At dusk that night, the car came to an inn on the side of the official road to stay, just drove to the door of the inn, Li Yan was leading the two girls to get out of the car, and a large group of people suddenly caught up on the official road in front, accompanied by a loud trumpet: "I...... Military...... Dimension...... Yang ......"
"I ...... Military...... Dimension...... Yang ......"
The voice was loud and full of energy, and it was miles away.
Shuang'er was innocent, the first time he came out to walk the rivers and lakes, he was interested in seeing anything, so he asked, "Huh?" What are the men in front of you shouting? What do you call me Wu Weiyang? ”
Li Yan pretended to be an old Jianghu and said: "Good shuang'er, that is the number shouted by the dart bureau, inform the nearby friends of Lvlin Road, which dart bureau is responsible for this trip, and those robbers who have a relationship with the dart bureau will not come to rob the dart." Dart board dart, seven points by friendship, three points by skills, dart head hand width, wide friendship, everyone sells his face, this dart goes smoothly, this is called fist familiar is not as familiar as the head. ”
Shuang'er suddenly realized, clapped his hands and smiled: "Brother Li Yan is so powerful, he knows everything." If we also take the dart, we will shout all the way, 'This is the Li Gongzi who killed Aobai', and those who hate Aobai will not come to snatch our dart, right? ”
Li Yan sweated and hurriedly said: "This can't be shouted!" ”
At this time, the dart team in front of it was getting closer and closer, and it seemed that the dart team also came to the inn to stay, only to see a big flag in front of the dart team, which had the words "Zhenyuan Dart Bureau" written on it.
Li Yan listened to the sound of the trumpet of "I Wu Weiyang" in his ears, and looked at the flag of "Zhenyuan Dart Bureau", a strange feeling rose in his heart, and he secretly thought: Zhenyuan Dart Bureau, I Wu Weiyang, I am very familiar, where have I seen it?
He thought hard for a while, and suddenly patted his head and remembered, isn't this the Zhenyuan dart game in "Book Sword Enmity and Enmity"? The head of the dart is named "Weizhen Heshuo" Wang Weiyang, a gossip knife, a pair of gossip palms, and enjoys a good reputation in the green forest of Jiangbei. In the story of "Book of Swords and Enmity", the Zhenyuan Dart Bureau escorted the Muslim holy relic "Koran" into Beijing, and was intercepted and killed by the heroes of the Hui people, and happened to meet the masters of the imperial court who chased and killed Wen Tailai, the fourth master of the Red Flower Society...... As a result, it caused a lot of trouble.
Li Yan thought to himself: Depressed, I actually ran into the Zhenyuan Dart Bureau here, and the dart they are protecting this trip must not be the holy relic of Islam "Koran", otherwise the Hui people will come to grab the dart, and the dart game will make a big move, and the master of the Ouchi will also run to chase and kill Wen Tailai, and I will be involved in some messy pit father incident again. (To be continued......)
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