Chapter 245: A New Trend
"Our goal? No moths....... no gentlemen! ”
Above the square, my anger had turned into substance, and the city management brigade and knights below also responded to my call loudly.
On the makeshift wooden platform, there is a banner with my writing, and the calligraphy that runs through the paper shows my resentment and will
On the left is - "Crack down on gentleman perverts!" “
On the right is - "Concentrate on purifying the atmosphere of the city!"
The horizontal batch is--"Sad wind to death." ”
Okay, let's not delve into whether this couplet rhymes or not, whether it is asymmetrical, or how the sad wind, who should still be on the earth element plane, was shot while lying down, but when I wrote the last four words in front of everyone, the cheers in the sky have already explained it.
"Die to the wind!"
The hat is flying, the hands are waving, and even an elf sister excitedly threw the underwear into the air, listening to this cheer from the bottom of her heart, this is exactly the table of morale that can be used, seeing the scene in front of me, I can't help but sigh.
"The human heart is available, but unfortunately the sad wind is not there."
I'm in a pity, if the sad wind is here, using his sacrificial flag can boost morale more than anything, and if you want to crusade against the gentlemen, what can boost morale more than cutting the sad wind before the battle.
"Kill all those sorrowful winds!"
Is this sister mistaken about something... Sad wind can't be equated with perversion, wait, it seems that it really can, sad wind is definitely greater than the biggest concept that the word pervert can contain.
"I've been upset with them for a long time! The old lady bought a bottle of whitening elixir and only used it for three days...... Don't look at me like that, how many times have I said it. I'm not a dark elf. I'm a Highland human. It's a bit too much sun, and it's not normal to want to be white. ”
Isn't this sister a dark elf? I can't see my facial features clearly in this black, so it's no wonder that others will admit their mistakes.
"Shredded clothes and naked perverts, wait for the old lady!" It seems that this victim, who is also a victim of a tragic experience, should feel very safe now wrapped in a double iron plate.
Looking at the new chengguan knights who are gritting their teeth right now, I still talk nonsense, such high morale and anger. Well, close the door! Let the dog go....... set off on a mission!
"Let's go! Don't say anything superfluous, whether it's a current offender or a habitual offender, I'll kill them all. No matter what you're doing, bring them back to me. ”
Looking at the mad dogs gushing out in front of me...... Successful knights, I nodded with satisfaction, it is worthy of the newly formed Chengguan knight unit with the Chengguan Knights of Sulfur Mountain City as the core, with strong morale, strong combat effectiveness, and most importantly, rich experience in dealing with that group of bastards. Won't let them escape.
"The task of the first brigade is to purify the market order, and Captain Yawen leads the team. The most important target is the Beya brothers' group of counterfeit drug sellers. Those bastards, who actually recommended their 'safety card' engineering tools and alchemy potions to the envoys of various countries, know how much time I spent explaining that wasn't the bomb and poison that murdered them? Selling fakes has become a diplomatic matter, it's too much, clean up those bastards for me! ”
After Diana went to find her own way of faith, Yawen, who was once her deputy, became the leader of the chengguan knights, and after this time the backbone was transferred, more than half of the chengguan knights were also brought to Difende.
Before adapting to the sun, they mainly carried out night security patrol tasks, and the reason why they chose to carry out centralized rectification activities today is that today is a cloudy day, and we are relatively well-manned.
Even though there was little sunlight now, they still looked terrifying, most of their bodies were tightly covered, and they wore goblins' fully enclosed gas masks on their heads, and the white breath that exhaled overflowed from the back of their heads, making it look like steam was boiling.
The cute girl suddenly became a strange uncle.,I'm uncomfortable to look at.,Fortunately, it's not hot in winter.,Barely able to support.,But it's still very inconvenient.
"Special equipment should be hurried, if you need manpower and materials, use the unlucky eggs caught in this operation as coolies and wallets."
Originally, although most of them were female men with meat jokes on the inside, at least the female elves who were good on the outside were like demons and monsters coming out of the abyss, but their strength and experience were the most trustworthy...... Well, I'll admit that I've gotten a lot of complaints about them, like scaring a couple of bear kids and stuff like that.
"The task of the second team is to control the climate, Momo and Catherine, see the group of unclothed, tearing people's clothes, wearing clothes more obscene than not wearing clothes, well, it's Peel and Omar's group of muscular bastards, all of them are caught by me. Do you know how many complaints we can receive every day? Take this mosaic spray gun and mark me with a mosaic whenever you see something obscene! ”
High technology? It's just black oil, it's all black, and it's more mosaic than "holy light" or something.
"The third team, your task is to violate contraband, especially books and pictures that describe heterosexual interactions in too much detail, cough, I won't go into details, you understand, by the way, books and pictures depicted by the same sex are added to the crime of one degree......."
One task after another was issued, and I smiled with satisfaction as I watched the chengguan knights come out of the stream.
The new Chengguan Force, which is also expected to be the only permanent city defense force in Difende, has a wide range of members, including rookie knights and rookie hunters who have just come out of a few new trainees, as well as backbones from the underworld, some are Difende's locals, and even neutral mercenaries who have volunteered to join the military.
Due to the existence of the "City of Innocence" realm, as long as enough legal professions are maintained, Diefend is in a sense an unconquerable city that cannot be conquered, and the headquarters of the Law Church has been moved here....... to be honest, if the orc war is fought against the current Difende, the war will end soon.
So, since there is not much need for defensive combat power, it would be a waste to still retain the royal knights as the Praetorian Guard, and the city defense troops as the city defenders, so I went through the guò military department, reorganized it, and handed over all the tasks of city defense and law and order to the city defense management force, well, it is still referred to as "chengguan." ”
"This name is so earthy, and this abbreviation is even weirder." This is Eliza's complaint.
"Hmph, you don't understand. This name wards off evil spirits! Three thousand city management level the world. People are worried. Hell hidden. ”
Under my "single-mindedness", this chengguan brigade named by me has become the most loyal minions in my hands.
The task given to them is very simple, that is, to classify law enforcement, for those who are just causing trouble and looking for trouble are detained for a period of time in accordance with the law, if they are marked as a felony by the "city of innocence", they are the law enforcers on the spot, and if there are spies lurking in the city, they are counter-espionage intelligence officers.
And in order to strengthen the power of the new city management. I specifically drew a batch of top-level combat power from the four halls and one courtyard of the legal system of Sulfur Mountain City, and with these golden, legendary spell envoys, and just knights to suppress the formation, I don't believe that anyone can turn the sky upside down.
And it is precisely because in the land of miracles of the sleepless that the profession of law will be greatly enhanced, and more than half of the knights I choose are from the law profession.
But according to the usual practice, in order to carry out rescue and ambulance missions, the Holy Light profession should also have a certain percentage, but unfortunately, judging from the current grouping, even the most basic configuration is far from enough.
Perhaps it should be said that the expulsion of the church branch had an impact. And it's getting more and more obvious.
Since it's hard to find all-round elites, let's find more talents who can do things. In the end, after barely counting the careful selection, the entire chengguan army actually has more than 70,000 people, which can be called the chengguan army, and each brigade has its own permanent jurisdiction, and only about 10,000 backbones are transferred to participate in the special operation today.
This time, even if it is necessary to sort out the atmosphere of the city, it is also a collective training, let me see the combat effectiveness of this new urban management unit.
Soon, with the help of other chengguan and "enthusiastic citizens", scene after scene of chase battles was staged in the streets and alleys.
"Brothers, the deception is too much, how .......many people have we fought with them?"
The new Broken Clothes Sword Demon obviously hasn't figured out the trick of fighting the chengguan yet, and when he was about to charge, his brothers had disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye, and it was estimated that he couldn't run off his legs and simply surrendered.
"Fight a yarn, we didn't commit a felony, if we are caught, we will be locked up for a few days and fined, and if we resist, we will be beaten half to death."
One by one, the unlucky eggs were pulled out, and the contraband was already piled up all over the mountain, and soon I found that the square could not be put down.
"Sixty boxes of drugs with unknown properties, most of which don't even know the effect of the manufacturer....... Olivia, you can even prepare drugs with unknown effects, you are really a genius."
Olivia is a good hand at improving and innovating medicines, but a successful improvement often means the accumulation of a hundred failures, and as independent operators, they step on the boundary line to deal with failed products, mark a new name and sell them, and have recovered their costs.
I've heard of what crazy alchemist potion, the effect is completely random after drinking, but it is often extremely powerful and extremely cheap, many adventurers have bought some as a gambling potion in times of despair, once a guy drank a bottle, and directly spewed out a mouthful of dragon breath.
"Hehe, actually, I'm not as good as you say."
Looking at this ace alchemist Olivia, who is trying to disguise her stupid girl, and her master Silver Hook, who is trying to reduce her sense of zài. Beya, I laughed too.
"Hehe, if you drink it, I won't hold you responsible. Otherwise, a fine of ten times the value of the goods is imposed in accordance with the new legal regulations. …… Dig a groove, you really drink it. ”
I had underestimated the goblin's obsession with the gold coin, and before the words fell, the silver hook had already pounced on the medicine box, and his apprentice was still pulling him hard.
"Don't drink it, teacher, if you drink too much, you'll die!"
"My money is my life, if I don't drink it, I will definitely die, and if I drink it, I may save my life!"
Looking at the goblin alchemist with a turquoise side and a white side, I was once again amazed by the infinite limit of the goblins, although I knew that this medicine probably couldn't drink the dead (they didn't dare to sell it if they could drink the dead), but I really didn't know what it would become after drinking it.
"Come, half of you, half of me!"
"Wait...... Grunt! ”
And the silver hook that has been dyed into a colorful goblin. Beya's eyes rolled, thinking that it was better for one person to drink than two people, so he actually pulled his apprentice to pour it together.
Various potions poured into the girl's mouth, and this time, it was the alchemist's turn to enjoy his whimsical creation.
"Transformation potion, doppelganger potion, cunning fox wisdom potion, wolf potion, and all of them are improved versions of additives, tsk. Perhaps it is also possible to turn into a giant fox with nine tails. ”
Although I'm going to talk to them about a deal. There is a large order to be entrusted to Olivia's workshop. But don't rush it for a while, let these guys learn a lesson first, or who knows what else they can do in the future.
"It's a good thing I didn't choose to be an alchemist back then."
My little knight watched Catherine turn red and green at once, with two more rabbit ears at once, and a fox tail at once, and at once furry again. I can't help but be a little afraid,
She was glad that she chose to become a knight in the end, otherwise, she would have become a member of Olivia's team.
And my next goal is the focus of this atmosphere, those damn bastard painters and unscrupulous booksellers, even the sages have started to collect bad books, this evil trend must be stopped.
I flipped through the stacks of books, picked one out, opened it, and looked at two......
"Smack." Then I just closed it.
"It's fun to draw two men hugging each other?"
"It's not fun. But very profitable. "That strong man named Tam is tall and big, and he doesn't look like a bad bookseller at all. But he is indeed the largest wholesaler of bad books in the region, and at this time, he is very calm in the face of my coercion and questioning.
"Are there any other types, such as normal .......?"
"Yes, but not much. These are our main business surpluses. ”
I'm a little strange.,Under normal circumstances, men also have the desire to buy.,How can they sell this kind of book.。
"This year is not a year of great calamity, if men have needs, they will find a way to solve them, and drinking flowers and wine or something is not a crime. Besides, how can the consumption power of otaku be as high as that of rotten women, many ladies don't look at the face of the woman who is quiet and quiet, and they buy this kind of book from shelf to shelf, which is more than what men are willing to take. ”
"You see, I'm not selling goods, I'm selling dreams, everyone has their own needs, they
Suddenly, Tamm gave a lewd smile.
"If the adults expect,I still have a special version here.,The hero and heroine can be pre-ordered.,Brothers、Father and son、Sister、Brother and sister....... look at your expression.,Don't you like the special direction?,Blonde Lori,Big breasts royal sister ......."
Silently put down the notebook, clapped his hands, and then everyone around him threw torches at the pile of books.
"My dream of conquering the world with a little yellow book! O my children, you murderers! ”
Although the content of Tamm's roar was a little strange, many people around him understood the man's words, as well as the blood and tears from the bottom of their hearts.
"It turns out that he is another gentleman (pervert), and he will focus on guarding in the future."
Hmph, do I seem to be a person who can be bribed so easily, if I have to be bribed, I have to be private, at this time everyone is staring at me, if I nod, wouldn't it be clear that I am also a pervert, besides, what is my identity, if I want to take the book, do I still need a bookseller.
So, I activated the contact device.
"Adam, are you here?"
"Well, there are a lot of treasures in the inventory, and I threw them to the chengguan for the female direction, and let them bring them over and burn them, and the male ones are half of us."
"I'll be seven and you'll be three, or I'll sue Sù Margaret. By the way, let me pick first. ”
"You bastard, I ......"
No matter how much he complained about the threat, I just replied to him 'Sue Margaret', and Adam could only relent, and with the advantage of the unmarried over the married and the fearful, I managed to win the game, and I felt much better when I remembered that the treasure that had been withheld would soon belong to me.
And before he was happy for a few minutes, on the other side, Adam's exclamation suddenly came out.
"Margaret and Eliza, how do you know .......?"
Well, needless to say, just hearing these two names, I knew that Adam's gang had messed up again, either his whereabouts were tracked, or someone had snitched him, and in order to avoid getting burned, I immediately cut off the contact between the two sides.
"Next!"
Thinking of the treasures that were destined to be separated forever before they arrived, the inexplicable resentment made me roar from the bottom of my heart.
But this opponent gave me a bit of a headache.
Black hooded robes, scythes, wooden crosses, and blazing torches are not the standard configuration of the Torch Festival parade, and the symbol "FFF" behind the black robe already illustrates a qiē.
"Your Highness, this is the FFF Regiment, a cult organization that we have just sealed, and they plan to launch a terrorist attack codenamed 'Long Live the Singles, Dogs and Men and Women Go', and carry out indiscriminate attacks on couples at the Weekday Festival."
"No, it's not indiscriminate, our FFF group attacks dog men and women, never attacks true love!"
"What is the difference between true love and a dog man and a woman? Do you know the difference? ”
"The ugly and scary thing about a female companion is true love, and the beautiful one is a dog man and woman!"
Well, this neat and uniform roar has been resounding in the sky, and their straightforwardness has made me lose the courage to defend them, and the angry eyes show that they really think so.
Yes, it's them, it's not one who was caught in front of me, the more than thirty black-robed FFF backbones are sitting together, no matter how you look at it, they are all super cult organizations, it is said that this is still a backbone meeting, and the members have spread all over Difende, should I be proud that I single-handedly created this weird society.
"Even if you execute us, the torch of holy war will not be extinguished!"
"Our war never ends. Valentine's Day is the day of barbecue, Tanabata is the day of holy war, Singles' Day is the day of the death of dogs and men, and the year-end Christmas is the day of the final battle, and our members come from all over the world! ”
"Maybe the short-term victory belongs to you, but the eternal glory belongs to the FFF regiment, kill me, and the descendants."
"Idiot! Our cause is just! ”
Looking at this group of generous and righteous warriors, not only did I burst into tears, I wanted to let them go, but the sword-like eyes behind me pierced me, and I am afraid that it would not work without punishment.
So, I tried to figure out how to keep them from being physically harmed and to get a punishment that would satisfy the others.
"Tie them up in the grove in Arya Park, well, it's the dating mecca known as Love Park, and find a few couples to show affection in front of them, so they can only watch ......"
"Kill me!"
"There is such a terrible punishment in this world, you demon!"
Hey, I'm actually a really good person, why don't people understand me?
【Achievement Unlocked: King of the Black Heart...】
"Shut up!" (To be continued......)
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