Chapter 256: Unreasonable Witch!
Seeing that everyone was completely shocked, Sao Zhu didn't mention how proud he was, as if he was in the top ten hanbok, I saw the corners of his mouth raised, and he raised his head and said: "Actually, Brother Feng and I have far more skills than you imagined, but Brother Feng and I have always been relatively low-key, because we have never liked to show off, but sometimes we can't be low-key, because you don't believe it." ”
To be honest, they really don't believe it.
Long Xue'er "cut" again and said: "There is a picture and the truth, and the little tiger is at the top of the Hanbok list, all because of his strength and ability." But you have to take the credit for yourself, and if there is no actual evidence, I will only brag about it as you. ”
"I believe it."
As soon as Long Xue'er's words fell, Zhang Yiheng looked at Xu Zifeng with admiration on his face, and said seriously: "I believe that Brother Feng has this strength, if he is not so strong, how can our class win the championship of the Dream Cup Competition?" Several 4v5 and 3v5 once have been able to fully prove Brother Feng's personal strength, and Brother Sao's strength is also very strong. ”
Zhang Yiheng's last words also praised the pig, and when the pig heard this, he immediately glanced at him with appreciation, and said with a smile: "Ya, you kid is getting better and better at talking, just say this to you, I have to let you pass the probation period." ”
"Really?" Zhang Yiheng was instantly overjoyed.
"Ahem, I just said it casually, don't be so excited, whether you can pass the probationary period or not, it's not me who has the final say, it's Brother Feng who has the final say, and besides, don't think about going through the back door, no technology, no matter how good your relationship with us is, it's useless." Sao Pig hurriedly explained.
"Well, I'll train well." Zhang Yiheng nodded seriously, although Sao Pig lied to him just now and made him happy in vain, but what Sao Pig said just now was right, the technology couldn't keep up, even if Xu Zifeng asked him to stay in the team, he didn't have the face to stay, he didn't want to drag the team back.
At this time, Zhang Xiaobao on the other side of the phone finally spoke, he may have been frightened by Xu Zifeng's words, the top ten strongest kings of Hanbok, this is not something that ordinary people can achieve.
And not to mention the top ten, just the top 200 kings, who is not a famous top professional player? Ordinary passers-by have little ability to squeeze into the ranks of Hanbok kings, and even if they do, they are very few, which is the strongest server in the world, where the world's top professional players are gathered, and every competition for passers-by is equivalent to playing a game.
Intense, exciting, fast-paced, tacit cooperation.
This is also the reason why many, many professional players like to put their single training time into hanbok, which can not only achieve the purpose of training, but also be able to match and compete with some masters, so as to improve their skills and condition, and get the best of both worlds.
I only heard Zhang Xiaobao say: "In this way, I have two lists at night, I brought them to your training base, and you find one of your team's worst skills to fight these two lists with me, do you think this kind of test method is okay?" ”
"No problem." Xu Zifeng agreed with Zhang Xiaobao's proposal, if Zhang Xiaobao's skills were really powerful, he would definitely not accept ordinary small orders, at least difficult orders above the extraordinary master.
"Okay, where is your training base?" Zhang Xiaobao asked.
"Yuanming Street, No. 11, Area D, Yuanming Apartment, call when you come over at night, and I will ask Zhang Yiheng to go out to pick you up." Xu Zifeng said.
“OK。”
"Hmm."
After talking, Zhang Xiaobao took the initiative to hang up the phone, Xu Zifeng and his group continued to eat hot pot, fifteen minutes later, everyone was full, Long Xue'er moved to the sofa and lay down, touched her stomach and said with a look of enjoyment: "Oh, it's so full." ”
"You've eaten more than me, so you're full." Sao Pig pouted.
"Nonsense, how can I have you eat too much? Don't talk nonsense, quickly put away the dishes and chopsticks and wash them. Long Xue'er glared.
Since Xu Zifeng signed a contract to rent here, Long Xue'er asked them to eat every day, and ran away after eating, and even confiscated the table once.
Sao Pig said dissatisfiedly: "Chartered wife, our rental contract does not say that you have the right to eat, if you don't pay the food fee, forget it, hurry over and wash the dishes and chopsticks." ”
"Don't wash it." Long Xue'er refused.
"It's okay if you don't wash it, then pay for food." Sao Pig said.
"If you don't pay it, I'll have to eat, hmph, what can you do with me? Also, you've had time to talk so much nonsense to me, and you've already cleaned it up. Long Xue'er looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, did not wash dishes, and did not pay for food.
"Damn."
Sao Pig glared at Long Xue'er angrily and said, "You are the most shameless charter wife I have ever seen, and you are also a beautiful charter wife." ”
"Hee-hee, thanks for the compliment. Are you a man? Why do you always like to deal with women, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend, look at Xu Zifeng, I have a girlfriend who is both virtuous and beautiful, look at you again, a single dog, cut. Long Xue'er retorted.
"it."
Sao Pig is angry, he hates being called a single dog now, he is trying to pursue Chen Sijie, and he is almost successful.
"Don't make any noise, I'll wash." Xu Zifeng said helplessly.
"No need, I'd better wash it." Zhang Yiheng took the initiative to ask for help, and Sao Zhu immediately put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked to Long Xue'er and sat down, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai and said: "Zhang Yiheng, my brother has something to say to you, don't mind." ”
"Brother Sao, you say." Zhang Yiheng is cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks.
"Looking for a girlfriend in the future, don't look for the kind of girls who can't be used and can only be used as vases, they can only eat, they can't cook, and they are very lazy, remember?"
"Okay, Brother Sao, I remember."
"Dead fat." When Long Xue'er heard this, she immediately sat up, stretched out her hand viciously and pointed at the pig and said, "Dead fatty, do you want to quarrel?" ”
"Cut, good men don't fight with evil women." Sao Pig pouted.
"I'm." Long Xue'er saw the appearance of the pig pouting, and the anger in her heart instantly "soared" and came out, only to hear the rattling of her teeth, the pig suddenly couldn't help but shudder, he just planned to stay away from Long Xue'er, but unfortunately, it was too late, because Long Xue'er had already pounced on him.
Long Xue'er didn't throw herself into his arms to be coquettish, but threw herself into his arms and opened her mouth to bite.
"Whew!!"
The screams of pain of the pig continued, like a wolf howling, and at this time, I saw Long Xue'er biting him on the chin.
“......”
“......”
Xu Zifeng and the others looked at Long Xue'er who was suddenly furious, especially Long Xue'er, who didn't play her cards according to common sense.
Generally, when a girl is angry, she usually only bites her shoulder and arm, because it is smooth and easy to bite.
Watching Long Xue'er.
She is really different from ordinary girls, she actually bites the chin of a pig.
At this time, the pig was trembling and lying on the sofa, and Long Xueer was riding on the pig in a miniskirt, and then leaned her head up.
If it weren't for Long Xue'er biting the chin of the pig, this action, this picture, would already be restrictive, and it would not be suitable for children.
"It hurts... Hurt... It hurts. ”
Sao Pig's voice was intermittent, and there was enough trill, it can be seen that he is really in pain now, so painful that he can't even speak.
Long Xue'er bit for more than ten seconds, then let go of her mouth, looking at the row of red teeth on the pig's chin, and the teeth that had been sunken in, she smiled with satisfaction, and said: "Quarrel with me, hmph, you may not know me, I am a person, I can solve it with my hands, I will never use my mouth, but, if I can't solve it with my hands, I will use my mouth, this time I will give you a small lesson, next time you dare to quarrel with me, I will bite ......"
When Long Xue'er said the word "bite" at the end, she didn't say the next words, but glanced down with her eyes.
Sao Pig is not stupid, he knows where Long Xue'er wants to "bite", only to see him suddenly shudder, quickly pushed Long Xue'er away, and then said with a painful face: "Oh my God, you are simply an unreasonable witch, my poor chin, my handsome chin, don't deform." ”
Sao Pig said as he walked upstairs.
Xu Zifeng asked funny, "Where are you going?" ”
Sao Pig turned around and said with a sad face: "Brother Feng, I'm going to go up and take a look in the mirror, I'm afraid that my chin will be bitten crooked by her." ”
"Damn, you think it's made of flour? Just bite it and it's crooked? Don't make a fuss, come down, I have something to discuss with you. Xu Zifeng beckoned and said.
"Oh." Sao Pig walked back with a painful face.