Chapter 500: Eating Hot Pot

Seeing my ignorant appearance, the fox eye was angry, and pushed me again: "I'm talking to you, your ears fell in the sun and didn't come back or what?"

I reacted, staring at the fox eyes: "You're a yin,"

"Nonsense," the fox rolled his eyes, "You're not,"

Last time, I was taken by the characters in the big sedan chair and stayed in the underworld, and was rewarded with a place, but the godfather dredged up and down for me, saying that he would come to take over after I died - I remember very clearly, the dead fish eye gave me face, saying that I won't die this time,

Fuck, Ji Ye arranged for someone to steal the turtle shell early in the morning, and sure enough, it was all too late, could it be that I would be poked into a vegetative person, inserted into a tube and left in the yang world - just like Ji Ye,

"Can't you go," the fox looked at me hatefully and stomped his feet: "I'll tell you, when you get here, don't continue to use any crooked brains, otherwise, big brother won't be able to protect you,"

"Okay, okay," I thought about it again, but I remembered that Ji Ye's soul was still lingering on the side of the bridge of life and death, and I took advantage of this opportunity to find Ji Ye back.

"This big brother," I hurriedly looked at the fox eyes, "where are you going to take me?"

"Don't ask me knowingly," the fox rolled his eyes even if he rolled me, with a little flattery: "What are we doing, you don't know,"

"Is it possible...... Hook the soul,"

"Are you stupid or not, you are hooking the soul, you think it is for you to come down and eat hot pot," the fox raised his hand and wiped his sideburns with his orchid finger, and sighed resentfully: "Speaking of which, people haven't eaten hot pot for a long time......"

I know in my heart that no matter where it is, it is a lot of people who are easy to do.

"Brother, it's easy to say that you want to eat hot pot," I hurriedly said: "Little brother, I still have a little network here, let's take a walk, my little brother is the east, and I am full,"

"Really," Fox Eyes was a little incredulous, "You're new here, where did you get the money?"

"You see, I don't have any money, but you all know that the eldest brother is my godfather, which is a good thing," I said earnestly: "In the future, we will be on an errand together, and it will be considered a formal acquaintance, and we will celebrate,"

"Hey, you kid is very good," the fox smiled happily, but immediately suppressed his face: "It's okay to know, there is the same, you are not allowed to call me brother, where are people so old,"

"Okay," I hurriedly agreed: "Look at my mouth, you are so good-looking, how can you be bigger than me, it's my clumsy eyes,"

The fox eye snorted very arrogantly: "Count your acquaintance, where to eat hot pot,"

"Lao Niu," last time I came to Lu Wei to shout soul, through word measurement to help win back the friendship of gambling debts, and the guard Lao Niu at the Ghost Gate Pass climbed a little relationship, this time we met again, and I can be regarded as a "colleague", let him set up a banquet, it is definitely nothing - and the object of the old cow, the big-breasted woman, I also know me, the last time Lu Wei was dragged in, she was harmed, this favor Lao Niu does not pay back,

led the fox to the ghost gate, seeing that the clothes of the dead people for a while were obviously not as bright as before, he couldn't help but look at them a few more times, and the fox eyes also sighed: "Now the economy is depressed everywhere, and you have cut corners when you look at the shrouds,"

Yes, the general situation is not good now, no wonder the fox eye hot pot can't be eaten,

When I got to Lao Niu, Lao Niu saw that both of my eyes lit up: "Oh, isn't this Brother Qianshu, you are dead, tell us to wait,"

Asi, how can you say this so unpleasant?

After listening to my explanation, Lao Niu waved his hand and said that a hot pot was still a problem, and immediately prepared a table for us.

The fox saw that I was really so capable, even the old cow was willing to give me a little face, and I was even more impressed, after three rounds of drinking, I began to call my brother and brother, I took this opportunity, and asked them about it, what do I need to do with this "yin",

The fox eye introduced it to me, saying that in fact, it was inseparable from the film police in the world, and was responsible for leading the way of the dead souls within the scope of his duties, and sent them here, if there was anyone who didn't want to go, he would pick up and pick up and walk with iron chains.

Who is our direct leader? Big Brother and Big Brother Bai, of course, so many people die every day, and the two of them alone can't be busy, and those of us, so to speak? Big brother's "auxiliary police", give? Big Brother Bai Big Brother helps,

I remember very clearly, now the dead go to the underworld, they have to take the kind of dead man's car, I have also sat twice, isn't it my godfather who drives, and the duty of the bad guy is to send these people to the "bus station".

Anyway, I definitely can't go now, it's better to stay here and wait for the changes, after getting familiar with the business functions, I have a long heart, and I asked around the corner, whether the book of life and death belongs to us,

Lao Niu blinked his eyes and asked me what I thought, it was in the hands of the judge, and only when we were "on a mission" would we receive a "notice" from above, saying when did this person die, and he acted according to the instructions, without having to other minds, he was too tired, and asked me why I was so interested in the book of life and death.

I hurriedly said that I just watched too much Journey to the West, curious,

"Brother Qianshu, I can advise you a word, in this place is not comparable to the world, there are some things that do not belong to you, you must not touch," Lao Niu swallowed a sip of wine, and said in a serious tone: "Because you are dead, if you encounter trouble, it will make you more uncomfortable than death,"

I hurriedly said that I knew that I knew, and I definitely couldn't trouble my godfather anymore.

I can see that the old cow is serious, not to scare me,

But what I thought in my heart was that if I really had the chance to see the book of life and death, then wouldn't I be able to figure out the cause of my parents' death?

I want to know what happened to them back then.

Then I asked the judge where he usually was in the name of curiosity, but when the old cow and fox heard this, they shook their heads again and again, and looked secretive: "The matter over there has nothing to do with us, don't ask around,"

In this way, we are considered "field service", and the judge is regarded as "internal service", and there is an insurmountable gap between the two factions.

"Okay, I'm full," as if he wanted to change the topic, the fox looked at me: "It's time for us to go on an errand, you also cheer up, the first errand, it's better to go smoothly, get off to a good start,"

This is the case, the new official took office with three fires, although I am only a small grassroots, but Wan Shi Tu Ji Ji really has to work hard.

Thinking of this, I took the opportunity to ask again: "Speaking of which, let's hook souls all day long, and those wandering souls on the bridge of life and death are not under our control,"

The fox waved his eyes and said, "That's all because of the unfinished lifespan, and I don't want to go back, who has the kung fu to care about them,"

I nodded, followed the fox eyes, just?? wrote down the road of life, the road of death, the three ghost gates, and the road of the bridge of life and death - as long as there is a chance, you can go to Jiye,

At this moment, the fox took out an account book-like thing, and muttered: "Count yourself lucky, this first errand is easy to do, it is a suicide, and the soul is easy to pull,"

"Suicide,"

"Yes," Fox Eye introduced, saying that this person was a junior high school math teacher, and his reputation was not very good, and his death this time was because he jumped off the building because of "terrible words".

And how bad is his reputation, because he stretched out his claws to female students, and was later reported by female students, after the matter was exposed, not only was he pointed at all day long, no one dared to let students take classes with him, he originally had a childhood sweetheart girlfriend who was about to get married, and he dumped him for this matter, and even his father and mother, because the scholarly family was innocent, was also hit by this incident and died of illness one after another,

He is now like a rat crossing the street, everyone is shouting and beating, the source of life must be broken, I feel that life has no meaning, and I don't have a face to see people, so I will jump from the top floor of the teaching building at noon today when the class bell rings.

"It's not so easy for people who commit suicide to re-enter reincarnation," the fox dusted off the page, "Let's go meet that unlucky ghost,"