182 Witch Story
Zhang Jin just stood at the door of the bathroom, and before he could speak, the sliding door of the bathroom was opened with a bang.
It's not all open, but only a gap that can only allow Ye Hong to drill out of his head.
"You stinky rascal, pervert, do you want to spy on this girl taking a bath?" Ye Hong, who poked his head out of the crack in the door, pretended to be very cute and fierce, gritting his teeth and glaring at Zhang Jin with a pair of little tiger teeth.
Although this beauty pretends to be a fierce god, the soft and glutinous smile in her eyes can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye.
Zhang Jin's heart suddenly softened, and after affectionately pecking Ye Hong's wrinkled Yao nose, he said softly: "Do you peek at the beauty taking a bath?" It's a good idea, but not first, I mailed something to a nearby post office, and I'm going to pick it up now. Wash yourself at home."
"Don't~~" Hearing Zhang Jin's words, Ye Hong's small mouth suddenly pursed, "When I'm done washing, let's go together, okay?" Otherwise, let's wash together? I can wash it for you."
Ye Hong said that later, her voice was sweet and sticky, and the voice was like a hook, almost hooking Zhang Jin's heart and liver, making him unable to walk.
However, in the face of Ye Hong's seduction, Zhang Jin's reason prevailed for the first time. After swallowing three or five liters of saliva, he finally shook his head with difficulty, "Don't waste time, it will take at least an hour for the two of us to take a shower." When the time comes, I'm afraid it's too late, you wash it, I'll be back soon. ”
Seeing that his seduction was unprecedentedly unfinished, although Zhang Jin was very difficult, he still resolutely refused.
Ye Hong was very unhappy about this, and after a heavy nasal sound, she closed the bathroom door with a bang.
Zhang Jin shook his head and smiled bitterly, Ye Hong, a witch of all kinds of things, no wonder she would eat herself to death.
sometimes shrewd like a shopping mall elite; Sometimes considerate like a big sister; sometimes proud and glamorous like a queen; Sometimes it's like a child.
Beautiful, with a good figure, and a changeable temperament, what man can not fall for it? Getting such a woman is equivalent to getting a royal sister, a queen, a tsundere loli, and a natural silly loli at the same time......
"Fortunately, my Lao Zhang accepted you in a fearless spirit. Otherwise, I don't know how many men in the world will suffer? I'm really great, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. The corners of Zhang Jin's lips drooled YY.
However, if you have to suffer this kind of 'suffering' when you go to hell, I am afraid that the queue in the front row of the ticket window in Hell will be much longer than the line in the front row of the ticket window in Heaven.
"Honghong, I'm leaving. Don't be afraid to be at home, I'll be back soon."
Zhang Jin greeted the door by the door, then turned around and was about to leave.
But Zhang Jin had just turned halfway around, and before he could take a step, Ye Hong's voice suddenly came out of the crack in the door
"Wait a minute."
When Zhang Jin turned his head to look, he happened to see the bathroom door being opened again, but unlike before, this time it was not just a small gap, but a hole that was pulled to the end
In winter, the bathroom is naturally hot and white mist.
Zhang Jin only saw a dazzling white, curvy blood-spurting carcass writhing in the steam curling in the bathroom. The curves that change with the twisting, the jade hands that cover and stroke back and forth on it, and the moaning sound of 'um~' and 'oh~' that matches it. Zhang Jin couldn't help but swallow a big mouthful, which was enough to raise fish.
Just when Zhang Jin, whose mouth was dry, wanted to take a closer look, the bathroom door slammed and closed again.
"You go, I won't send it" after a cold and hard sneer. Ye Hong couldn't hold back the prank-trick smile anymore, and giggled.
Look at the bathroom door, which has obscured all the view, and listen to the crisp laughter of the queen coming from the crack in the door.
Zhang Jin took a few deep breaths, and after loosening his belt, he barely suppressed the fire in his heart, and continued to walk out in a strange posture, muttering viciously in his mouth, "You witch, wait." See how I clean you up at night."
More than half an hour later, when Zhang Jin finished smoking two bags of cigarettes in the corridor, he returned home with a large bag on his shoulder, on his back, and in his hand. Ye Hong, who has already taken a bath, is wearing a big towel on her head, wearing a set of pink cotton sportswear, holding a rag in her hand, cleaning up the living room and bedroom..., it can be seen that if Zhang Jin doesn't help in the bathroom, Ye Hong's bath is actually not slow
Regarding Zhang Jin's 'mailing' of so many things, although Ye Hong felt redundant, she didn't ask too much. has been married for many years, Ye Hong has long known Zhang Jin's temper, and every time she gets something good, she always can't forget her parents thousands of miles away.
Zhang Jin's style of packing a big bag every time he goes home, Ye Hong has long been accustomed to it, and he doesn't think it's different.
After Zhang Jin put the same things in the kitchen, he was taken into the bathroom by Ye Hong to take a bath.
As soon as he entered the bathroom and turned on the bath bomb, before Zhang Jin turned on the shower switch, Zhang Jin was attracted by the small black object on the shelf next to him.
Of course Zhang Jin knows this thing, all black yarn and rimless thongs are definitely the top murder weapons for women. In the weapon spectrum, it is still before the suspender stockings, black silk, and lace.
Especially a supreme stunner like Ye Hong who wants to have a figure, a face, and a charm, if it is paired with this weapon, it is definitely 'man block, kill man', 'male god block, kill male god'. At least Zhang Jin knew that he would definitely not be able to block the attack of Ye Hong's weapon.
Ye Hong naturally knew the lethality of this item. It's just that she only knows the lethality of this item to Zhang Jin, a stinky man, and she doesn't know whether other men have this kind of lethality, and she doesn't want to know. According to her logic, 'this weapon is enough to eat you stinky guy'
When Zhang Jin obscenely picked up and put down the weapon that had been peeled off her master's body by hand, he found that there was still a piece of paper pressed under the weapon.
Zhang Jin looked at it intently......
'Haha, big pervert, I knew you would see it. You thong-controlled, perverted, stinky rascal......
You are warned that it must be handled with care and not broken. I only came here this time, but I only have such a little pants......
The words 'only' and 'one piece' were also deliberately drawn thick and black by Ye Hong, a witch, with different colored pens, to express her solemn declaration.
Zhang Jin felt that his nose was hot.
There's only 'one' of these trousers
And this is the only one in his own hands, so now Honghong......
Zhang Jin lowered the water temperature, quickly took a shower, and rushed out after casually putting on his clothes and pants.
Seeing that Ye Hong was still lying on the ground and wiping the floor as if nothing had happened, Zhang Jin leaned over with an ambiguous face and asked obscenely: "Honghong, do you really bring one?" And what about you now? ”
He used Ye Hong's weapon, Zhang Jin was not afraid that she would know. Not to mention this piece of black yarn, even if it is something protected by black yarn, I have touched it countless times. Count it as a ball
Hearing Zhang Jin's straightforward question, Ye Hong, who was kneeling on the ground, glanced at Zhang Jin very ghostly, and then turned his head to look at his naturally upturned buttocks because of his posture, and threw a big wink at Zhang Jin again, and asked in a seductive tone: "...... Really want to know? ”
Zhang Jin was not embarrassed about Ye Hong, so he naturally nodded hurriedly. The attitude is very sincere.
Ye Hong smiled charmingly, her eyes flowed, and her posture was in all directions. In Zhang Jin's eager eyes, it took a while for Ye Hong to slowly open her lips.
"Guess what"
This discouraged Zhang Jin almost fell headlong.
…………
It's like watching a science quest before. It's about exploring the pyramids.
Because it was a live broadcast, Zhang Jin was very interested in these at that time, so he stared at the TV for several hours.
At the beginning of the documentary, it was a stone door. And what the documentary records this time is to explore what is behind the stone gate.
Drilling again, and robots doing it for hours. Finally, the stone gate was opened.
At this time, the reporter of the live broadcast was very excited to explain: "The stone gate was finally opened, and the pathfinder robot with a camera was put inside." Ladies and gentlemen, please note that a secret that has been buried for thousands of years will finally be revealed. ”
Knock knock knock...... Faster and faster drum beats act as accompaniment to accentuate the tension. It's like when the Oscars are presented, the presenters say, 'It's the ...... who wins the award'.
Then the voice of the live broadcast reporter was still so passionate, excited, and passionate, "It turns out that behind this stone gate is ...... Knock knock...... or a stone gate"...,............
When watching this show at that time, Zhang Jin couldn't wait to drag out the live broadcast reporter and announcer who played with him, and hammered it together. But because he is not a princeling, not a rich second generation, not an official second generation, or an old boy, he failed to succeed.
But now Ye Hongke, who also took herself on a roller coaster, is right in front of her, and it seems that this little girl doesn't have much resistance in front of her, and it is estimated that even if she is called 'Broken Throat', no one will come to save her.
So Zhang Jin was about to pounce unceremoniously, and after Ye Hong, who was frightened, screamed, he hid on the other side of the coffee table like a ground mouse.
Seeing that Zhang Jin was still in that vicious dog pounce posture, he was ready to pounce at any time. Ye Hong flattened her mouth and said aggrievedly, "Okay, people just tell you, and scare people." ”
After speaking, Ye Hong slowly turned around the plump body, tilted the plump buttocks in the direction of Zhang Jin, and with a reluctant expression on his face, he put his slender hand on the waistband of his trousers.
"Do you really want to see it?" Ye Hong, who had a timid face, was still struggling with zuihou and making efforts to zuihou.
Zhang Jin nodded viciously, "You must see it, that's a must."
So, Ye Hong turned her head shyly, and her fingers hooked the waist of her pants and gently Xiangxia forced......
Initially, Ye Hong's fingers were millimeter-by-millimeter xiangxia pulls. Let the anxious Zhang Jin rush to help.
That slower than a snail's speed continues until the fingers will pull up to the hip position.
After arriving at this position, in Zhang Jin's nervous and expectant eyes, Ye Hong's movements suddenly accelerated, and he quickly pulled the waist of his pants to the root of his thighs, revealing -
A fat head with big ears and a cute pig's head pattern.
This is a very childish cotton, cartoon pattern trousers.
"Haha, pervert, big pervert, you have been fooled" Ye Hong's previous grievances and reluctance dissipated instantly, leaving only the smug smile after the prank succeeded, and even the pants that were pulled down by himself forgot to be pulled back up.
The huge psychological gap made Zhang Jin angry
There is a saying: 'Anger arises from the heart, and evil grows from the guts'
Ye Hong had just screamed and ran around the coffee table twice, when Zhang Jin suddenly threw herself on the sofa.
'Smack'
"Pain"
'Smack'
"Stinky Rascals"
…………
'Smack'
"Hmmm~, I hate it"
One night a few months ago, in Malaysia, a scene that had happened in Ye Hong's office was staged again in a different place, ...... again,