800 From drama to farce
After a sigh, the fat man of Beigong sat down at the coffee table beside Zhang Jin with a heavy face. first poured himself a cup of tea that had already been cold, like drinking sorrowful wine, leaned his neck and dried it up, and then took out the ability to break his mouth as a business elite when he bargained, which was better than the street chief and short aunt, and chattered to Zhang Jin about his bitterness.
Under the description of the fat man in Beigong, who has rich vocabulary and colorful voices, the parents of the Yue family have simply become the harlequin in the five categories of roles in Peking Opera's 'Shengdan Jingmo Ugly'! Most of the guests at Yue Wenzhuo's engagement banquet have become harlequins!
The virtues of father-in-law and mother-in-law's love for the rich and the face of the nouveau riche are vividly portrayed! The hypocrisy and filth of those guests are also vividly described!
When Zhang Jin filtered the adjectives that the fat man was very subjective and very demagogic, and refined and purified the things that the fat man had finished talking about with five catties of saliva, he finally summed up the hidden truth in the fat man's words and figured out what happened last night.
It turned out that this engagement banquet, which was supposed to be good and should have ended in a hypocritical prosperity, actually became a farce because of the outstanding performance of the fat man in Beigong!
Originally, this engagement banquet was actually not simple, in addition to finding a suitable fiancée for Yue Wenzhuo, and finding a shopping mall ally with in-laws for the Yue family. The father and mother of the Yue family also have other plans and are ready to take this opportunity to kill two birds with one stone.
Father and mother-in-law know very well that their daughter and brother have a very good relationship, and they will definitely not miss such an important engagement banquet for their brother.
Therefore, Yue's father and mother-in-law not only want to take this opportunity to arrest their daughter who has been missing for a long time under the cover of their son, but also want to take the opportunity of celebrities gathering at their son's engagement banquet to find a fast son-in-law for Yue Wenting among the rich second generations who participated in the banquet, and even more for the Yue family to find a shopping mall ally with in-law contact! completely broke the idea of the poor ghost dying fat man, and also cut off the opportunity for her daughter to be angry.
Therefore, many of the young males attending the meeting actually got hints from their elders in advance. I came with some kind of purpose!
As a result, Yue Wenting, who had been missing for a long time, did not miss her brother's engagement banquet and appeared at the engagement scene as her father-in-law and mother-in-law, who had been looking for their daughter for a long time, thought. However, what Yue's father and mother-in-law didn't expect was that their daughter didn't come alone, and the poor and fat man who had been humiliated by them with money and fled with his face before actually appeared cheekily. This is very different from what they expected!
They thought that they didn't even want a check at the beginning, and Beigong Shuoyue, who was ashamed to hide her face and run away, must be a very thin-skinned and face-saving person, even if she continues to secretly communicate with her daughter in the future. I'm definitely embarrassed to appear in front of me again.
Outcome. It didn't work out. After not seeing each other for dozens of days, the fat man's face grew. At such a critical time, a key occasion suddenly appeared, which made the two confused.
But due to the presence of so many guests. As a member of the upper class society, as a well-dressed rich man, even if his father-in-law and mother-in-law are reluctant, for the sake of face, they can only welcome the arrival of this fat ball-like uninvited guest with a smile. Watching this dead fat man who doesn't like what he looks like, he and his daughter are chatting happily together at their son's engagement banquet.
When the rich second generation who had the same thoughts as their father-in-law and mother-in-law, and the mission of 'forming an alliance with in-laws', they were ordered to put on a hypocritical smile with affection. When they got up to talk, they were unceremoniously pushed back by Yue Wenting one by one, and directly revealed the identity of Beigong Shuoyue's boyfriend.
Even in order to increase the weight of the fat man around her, she has not gone to the hospital for examination, but Yue Wenting, who has never taken any protective measures during this time. also took it for granted that Beigong Shuoyue had a awesome identity of his own 'child and father'!
Although these rich second generations were ordered to pick up girls, they didn't really intend to fall in love, and the reason why they pursued it was just for the sake of this in-law relationship with the Yue family, and to 'dedicate' themselves for the interests of the family.
To be honest, each of them has more than one woman outside, and in fact, they don't care too much about whether they become a 'pick-up man' or whether they 'like to be a father', they don't care too much about their wife's beauty, ugliness and handsomeness, whether their heads are green or black, and whether their wives are chaste and observant!
For example, in their marriage of interests, it is not uncommon for the husband and wife to have a nominal relationship, sleep in separate rooms, and the husband and wife usually play with each other, each raise their own lover, and each raise their own little white face!
But these things can only be concealed under a hypocritical and harmonious surface, and they can only be the stories behind the superficial 'sweet marriage', which cannot be said explicitly! Even if they are dirty and shameless behind their backs, they must be glamorous, tall and magnificent!
Therefore, when Yue Wenting told these suitors very bluntly that not only did she already have a man and did not plan to change it, but she even had the goods in her stomach, except that she had no net worth, she was purely a little white face, and a few 'tricky men' who mixed in and planned to try to see if there was a chance to eat soft rice were still sticking like flies biting honey. The other rich second generations had to retreat one after another for the sake of face!
Moreover, these rich second generations who originally had intentions to come here are similar to the little rich second generation Wei Dagongzi, they all grew up in the doting of the family, they have not suffered any setbacks, they are all masters who don't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth, and there is no one in their eyes! The only difference is that they are richer than Wei Dashao, who runs a 4S store at home!
Especially when these guys with the same temperament and bad roots get together, it's like fusion, like a chemical reaction, and this common inferiority becomes more and more obvious.
Therefore, these rich second generations, who felt that they had been shaken, tricked, and lost face, naturally could not come with a high spirit, and then leave in such a disgraced manner. Of course, before leaving, you have to save some face and get rid of some fire!
Although the fundamental reason for losing face is the problem of the Yue family's daughter, for the sake of cooperation with the Yue family in the shopping mall in the future, it is impossible for a few rich second generations who are not too idiots to find trouble with Yue Wenting, but they offend the Yue family, a big family that is not inferior to, or even better than, their own family.
Therefore, when they knew that Beigong Shuoyue, a man who had planted in Yue Wenting's belly, his father was just a small blacksmith who opened a small blacksmith workshop, and his mother was just a housewife who took care of the family full-time, all the firepower that had been suffocated in his belly before suddenly had a place to vent.
Who does this kind of ant-level little person step on if he doesn't step on him? What's more, in the incident that embarrassed him, this fat man was the key person, who would he spray if he didn't spray anger?
As a result, a group of grizzled rich people jumped out one after another, gathered around Beigong Shuoyue, flipped their colorful tongues, or yin and yang, or pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, or simply expressed their chests, blatantly provoking disputes.
However, what these rich people didn't expect was that the fat man, a poor ** silk, not only did not dare to reply because he was ashamed of himself as they thought, but could only bow his head and be angry, but fought back blatantly, and the sharpness of his poisonous tongue was three points better than that of them combined!
Although Beigong Shuoyue enjoys the pleasure of 'masochism', although the low-key behavior of Jinyi Night Walk. But this fat man obviously doesn't understand the meaning of being low-key, and he doesn't know how to behave as a real ** silk man in the face of a group of high-spirited rich second generations. I don't know how to make a quail!
Therefore, Beigong Shuoyue just endured less than thirty seconds, and when the rich second generation who came up one after another, I don't know if it was the third or fourth rich second generation with a sense of superiority, spat out the poisonous tongue of yin and yang weirdness towards Beigong Shuoyue, this fat man couldn't help it. Take out the extremely poisonous tongue that is regarded by the family as a strategic weapon of the new generation of shopping malls, fight the fearlessness of the group with the tongue, and fight back against many rich second generations with the profound Chinese achievement of scolding people and not spitting dirty words.
Seeing that her boyfriend, who worked hard to maintain, finally fought back, Yue Wenting was also excited.
Yue Wenting, a Chihuahua who is not afraid of heaven and earth, was able to fight with Zhang Jin and the group army of friends and friends with her own strength, and she is naturally a person who is good at speaking, plus she is now physically and mentally fallen into the hands of this fat man, naturally when the fat man in Beigong began to fight back, the side drum sounded loudly, and the husband and wife cooperated with each other to fight against the rich two.
As more and more aggrieved Fu Er joins in, the battle situation is becoming more and more intense, and the scope of diffusion is getting wider and wider, and in order to suppress the opponent's voice, the tone is getting higher and higher. The upper-class feast, which was originally bright on the surface and had some style, gradually became a vegetable market for hawkers because of the noise here. The original splendid hotel seems to have turned into a street food stall on a weekend night, and it is full of people!
Before the father-in-law and mother-in-law, who were the hosts of the banquet, arrived in time and expelled the undesirable figure of the fat man of Beigong, and maintained the order of the banquet, a rich second man who was not deep enough in the city government was angry and took the lead in taking the lead under the stammering and not taking advantage.
At this point, what was originally a civilized verbal battle has become a full-fledged martial arts! The original quarrel between the hawker and the housewife over a pound of vegetables turned into a war between the hawker and the chengguan army!
If the tongue war continues, Beigong Shuoyue's one tongue plus Yue Wenting's one tongue, it is still a little difficult for two tongues to fight against dozens of tongues, so that although Beigong Shuoyue relies on the speed of speech and speech skills, barely falling behind, but also a little anxious, dizzying, and dry mouth.
Now, someone actually dares to take the lead, which is exactly what Beigong Shuoyue wants.