Chapter 17: Four Pairs of Panties!
Life is full of third-rate plots of dog blood.
For example, at this moment, Li Wanru took Lin Tao to buy a pair of underwear, and she actually ran into this pair of dog men and women who made her vomit even overnight meal!
The man's name is Zhang Hua, and he was Li Wanru's first love when she was a child.
The woman's name is Wang Fang, and she was Li Wanru's best friend when she was older.
Yes, it's the bloody plot of the girlfriend who seduced her boyfriend.
In the year of graduation, Zhang Hua emotionally betrayed Li Wanru and got together with Wang Fang, and the reason for breaking up with Li Wanru was, "I am a man and have physical needs, you Li Wanru can't give it to me, Wang Fang can give it to me." ”
is quite reasonable, it seems that Li Wanru did not meet his requirements, and it was Li Wanru's fault that he was with Wang Fang.
You are not disgusting!
Li Wanru never wanted to see such a disgusting person again in her life, but sometimes God just does not fulfill people's wishes.
"Yo, Wanru, long time no see!" Zhang Hua took Wang Fang's arm and greeted Li Wanru generously, his expression full of the superiority of the social elite.
Li Wanru's face was gloomy and she didn't say anything.
Wang Fang intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Lin Tao next to Li Wanru, and saw that Lin Tao was dressed as a stall, and his face showed disdain, and he was a little more playful when he looked at Li Wanru.
"Wanru, who is this?" Wang Fang pointed at Lin Tao and asked Li Wanru, as if she deliberately wanted to make Li Wanru ugly, after all, it is not a glorious thing to have a boyfriend.
"My friend!" Li Wanru responded indifferently.
"Hehe, boyfriend, huh?" Wang Fang let out an intriguing smile.
"Yes and what, what does it have to do with you?" Li Wanru glanced at Zhang Hua and Wang Fang in disgust, and pulled Lin Tao's arm, "Let's go!" ”
Wang Fang saw that she made a move but the other party didn't answer, and glanced at her with disdain, feeling both angry and angry, so she raised her tone and sneered: "Li Wanru, I didn't expect you to get mixed up to such a point, even if you become an older leftover girl, you don't need to look for this kind of goods, right?" Hehe......"
When she was in college, Li Wanru was a beauty at the school flower level, and although Wang Fang, who was Li Wanru's best friend, looked good, she has always been Li Wanru's foil, she is like a firefly under the sun, moon and stars, others can't see the light on her body at all, and other people's eyes will always be on Li Wanru who is like a starlight.
Gradually, Wang Fang began to be jealous of Li Wanru, a thought that could make her resentful crossed her heart, in order to prove her charm, Wang Fang decided to snatch Li Wanru's boyfriend, that is, Zhang Hua.
Wang Fang, as Li Wanru's best friend, knows a lot of inside information about Li Wanru and Zhang Hua. She knew that Li Wanru had always refused to give her body to Zhang Hua, and she also knew that Zhang Hua was very yearning for that aspect of things, so she secretly texted Zhang Hua and chatted about some meat jokes, and gradually joked more and more, and in the end, the two finally got together in embarrassment.
Although Wang Fang became the 'winner' in the end, her jealousy of Li Wanru has not dissipated over the years.
I finally caught Li Wanru today, and it happened that she had a boyfriend by her side who couldn't do it, how could Wang Fang not take this opportunity to humiliate Li Wanru.
"Does this 'goods' in her mouth mean me?" Lin Tao was very angry, stopped his steps, and asked Li Wanru.
Li Wanru said: "Are there any other 'goods' around me?" ”
"Damn!" Lin Tao was very angry, and the consequences were serious!
This girl is not a willing to suffer at all.
Although he didn't know the specific inside story, he could still roughly see some doorways, so he turned to look at Wang Fang with a sneer and asked, "Didn't you brush your teeth before going out?" ”
Wang Fang was slightly stunned, obviously not expecting Lin Tao to respond to him.
Wang Fang didn't have time to react, Lin Tao continued: "The fecal smell in my mouth is too strong, and my mouth is full of feces!" ”
"You ......" Wang Fang's face flushed, and she said angrily: "Dick silk is dick silk, no quality!" ”
"Quality is for people, for who like to eat feces and spray feces, I'm disgusting, what else do you talk about?"
"Boy, I advise you to keep your mouth clean!" Zhang Hua stepped forward at this time and squinted at Lin Tao with the attitude of a superior person.
Lin Tao didn't even look at Zhang Hua, turned his head to Li Wanru and smiled: "There is a poem that is very suitable for these two people, do you want to hear it?" ”
Li Wanru said cooperatively: "I want to!" ”
"...... Son with dog, forever. Slut with chicken, like glue! ”
Burst!
Lin Tao just finished reading, stood aside and watched the lively female clerk of the underwear store burst out laughing directly, and immediately blushed with embarrassment, and hurriedly walked away, this buddy's mouth is really poisonous, but it's too funny, haha.
Li Wanru didn't laugh, because she felt that Lin Tao's poem was too appropriate, and it was originally a true portrayal of these two people.
I was very happy, I felt Lin Tao so cute for the first time!
"Bastard, you're looking for death!" Zhang Hua was furious, a dick at the bottom of the society actually scolded him for being a social elite, how could he stand the anger of dick, and rushed directly towards Lin Tao to beat Lin Tao.
"Look for death!"
Zhang Hua just rushed towards Lin Tao, and before his fist landed on Lin Tao, Lin Tao was already as light as a swallow and jumped up, and kicked Zhang Hua in the face with a flying kick.
Yes!!!
A scream came out, followed by a bang, Zhang Hua was directly kicked by Lin Tao and fell to the ground, covering his face and howling.
"Ah, Birch, are you alright?" Wang Fang screamed, squatted down and saw that Zhang Hua was kicked out of one of his front teeth by Lin Tao, and a mouthful of blood flowed, and he was immediately annoyed and angry, and pounced on Lin Tao like a tigress, and scolded sharply: "Bastard, dare to beat my man, I will fight with you." ”
When Wang Fang pounced on Lin Tao, about to use her long nails to catch Lin Tao's face, Lin Tao turned sideways, dodged Wang Fang's attack, and then passed by Wang Fang, and when he flashed past her, he sneered, and a silver needle appeared in his hand, which quickly stabbed at her lower belly, waterway, middle pole and other acupuncture points.
The speed was so fast that the naked eye couldn't see what Lin Tao was doing at all.
Wang Fang pounced, and when he turned around to pounce on Lin Tao again, Lin Tao suddenly screamed, "Ah, you peed your pants!" ”
Wang Fang's figure was stunned, thinking that Lin Tao was playing with himself, but he still subconsciously looked down, and when he saw it, he was suddenly shocked, not only did he pee his pants, but even his buttocks began to crackle uncontrollably.
Wang Fang was wearing a short red skirt, without pants to cover it, and the feces and urine flowed directly down her thighs to her calves, and then along the high heels on the floor of the mall.
The people who were shopping in the shopping mall around were suddenly attracted by Wang Fang's fecal spraying sound and stench like fried beans, and everyone covered their noses and discussed.
"Damn, Wonder, such a big person, can't you bear it? It's disgusting! ”
"Rub, did she come out with and pee?"
"Isn't it, it stinks!"
"Hey, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and shoot it, when the time comes, this video will definitely be popular on Weibo."
"Haha, I'm shooting!"
Yes!!!
When Wang Fang reacted from the shock, she screamed miserably, and she couldn't care about Zhang Hua, who was howling on the ground, covered her lower abdomen, and rushed towards the toilet in the mall.
"What did you do?" Li Wanru was expressionless, looked at Lin Tao coldly and asked.
Lin Taoxin, what kind of expression do you have? I'm standing up for you, "yes, you have an opinion?" ”
"Hmm!" Li Wanru nodded, and immediately smiled at Lin Tao as if her face had changed, "Well done!" ”
This smile is like a peony in full bloom, and it is extremely beautiful.
"Is there a reward?" Lin Tao looked at Li Wanru's smiling face and asked invitedly.
"Four pairs of panties!"
"Pay attention to people!" Lin Tao laughed, and shouted to the waitress of the underwear store at the top of his voice: "Beauty, come to four pairs of underwear!" ”
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