Chapter 187: Yaya (Medium)

The little girl looked to be only eight or nine years old, dressed in white clothes, with two pigtails on her head, and her whole face was childish. Ye Tianxie was sure that this little girl was definitely not sitting there when he first appeared here, otherwise he would definitely be found out as soon as possible. It was more like she had appeared there out of nowhere.

Yaya: Rank: ???? Grade:???? The age is unknown, but it seems that she will always be only eight or nine years old in body and mind, no one knows what her origin is, it is rumored that she has been in front of the Ice Wolf Cave for many years, and only by passing her test can she enter the Ice Wolf Cave.

As soon as the Eyes of the Evil Dragon received the message, the little girl had already shouted in her crisp voice, "My name is Yaya, welcome this big brother here." The road here is very slippery, and the cute girl has magical snowshoes here, so that people don't have to worry about slipping on ice and snow. ”

As soon as Ye Tianxie approached, a long panel had already appeared in front of him......

White Snowshoes: The soles of the white snowshoes are blessed with simple magic patterns, so you don't have to worry about slipping on any road surface after wearing them. Price: 1000 gold.

Black Snowshoes: Black snowshoes have simple magic patterns on the soles of the shoes, so you don't have to worry about slipping on any road after wearing them. Price: 1000 gold.

Red Snowshoes: Red snowshoes, the soles are blessed with simple magic patterns, so you don't have to worry about slipping on any road after wearing them. Price: 1000 gold.

Blue snowshoe......

Pink snowshoe......

Yellow snowshoe......

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"Big brother, you see, there are beautiful shoes of all colors. Yes, yes, if you don't put on these beautiful snowshoes, it's easy to slip in the Ice Wolf Cave. Therefore, for the sake of safety, the cute girl will not let her brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts who do not wear snowshoes in. "The one who laughs is called a sunny one. I'm afraid that any balloon tied to those two pigtails can fly lightly with her.

Ye Tianxie's muscles were rising, and a pair of simple shoes was sold for 1,000 gold coins...... If you don't buy it, you won't be allowed to enter the Ice Wolf Cave! Grab the money! Naked money grabbing! is so black-hearted at a young age, don't rob a bank when you grow up...... If there were banks in this world.

Even if he had the urge to pick her up and spank her, Ye Tianxie had to generously take out a thousand gold coins and put on a smiling face: "Little sister, your snowshoes are very beautiful, then I'll buy a pair of black snowshoes." ”

Ding dong! The transaction was successful. Ye Tianxie had an extra pair of black shoes in his hand, which were dirty to the point of slag regardless of style and appearance...... It's like a dozen flat shoes on a country street.

The girl smiled even more happily: "Ah! Big brother! You're such a nice guy! Just now, a few big brothers were annoying, and they asked if they could be cheaper...... Yaya sells the cheapest things, they are so stingy...... By the way, there are some big brothers who actually ask if group buying can be discounted? What does group buying mean? ”

"Group buying is ......"

"Dangdang, dang! Now enter the Yaya test mode, big brother, are you ready? Only by passing the test of Yaya can you enter the Ice Wolf Cave. Yikes! It's not that Yaya wants to do this on purpose, this is the task given to Yaya by the beautiful sister of the creator god. Yaya didn't give Ye Tianxie a chance to explain what "group buying" was, and the words that had obviously been repeated N times were shouted out by her like a cannonball.

Ye Tianxie straightened his waist: "Say, what a test." ”

With the strength he currently has, he is really not afraid of any so-called tests...... As long as it's not the ruins of ten thousand bones, it's okay.

The girl's eyes flashed, and she pouted and shouted: "Dangdang, Dang, Dang!" Now that you're ready, the test from the cutest maid is coming. ”

…… I have to say that her narcissism is the same as that of Guoguo. Ye Tianxie thought so.

"The first test ......" Yaya's hand moved, and a white paper scroll appeared in her hand: "Fill in the poems!" ”

Ye Tianxie stumbled under his feet, and almost didn't plunge into the snow.

"To enter the Ice Wolf Cave is to save a poor little wolf, so you must not only be loving, but also smart enough. Therefore, you must pass Yaya's intelligence test to pass. Don't worry, the big brother is a good person, so the ten tests given by Yaya are the easiest, and the big brother can pass the test as long as he answers five questions correctly. Yaya waved the paper scroll in her hand, and her immature smile was like a tender flower blooming, which was extremely cute.

Ye Tianxie took the paper scroll - once bitten by a snake, (please fill in the second half of the sentence).

Ye Tianxie: "......"

Holding the magic pen from Yaya, Ye Tianxie didn't move for a long time.

"Yikes! Yaya is about to start the countdown, and it's only ten seconds. Ten...... Nine...... Eight...... Seven ......"

Ye Tianxie's hands were trembling, and then he finally gritted his teeth, wrote on the paper with his hand, and handed it over to Yaya in three seconds.

Once bitten by a snake, (I heard birds crying everywhere).

The girl was crooked and almost fell off the snowman.

Yaya was obviously angry and yelled: "Once bitten by a snake, I am afraid of the well rope for ten years!" This is something that a three-year-old knows!! Big brother, you're so stupid! So stupid!! It's stupid!! It's a super big!! Stupid!! ”

Ye Tianxie: "......"

He really didn't mean to, but he really didn't know what the second half of that proverb was.

Ye Tianxie did not go to elementary school, junior high school, or high school...... All his knowledge comes from "her". After they met, she gave him a home, took care of everything, and then would be his teacher and teach him everything......

Among all the disciplines of Ye Tianxie, the worst is foreign language, followed by poetry in Chinese.

Foreign language, he only remembers twenty-six letters at the moment. When she is with him, she will be infinitely accommodating to everything he has, and when he shows a little impatience with foreign languages and ancient poems, she will be very gentle and no longer let him remember those things he doesn't want to remember, and these will not affect him even if he doesn't learn, but teach him a lot of things he wants to learn and must learn.

And Ye Tianxie finally went to college because of her, because she told him that life without campus life is destined to be incomplete. Because a lot of emotions, a lot of excitement will only belong to the campus, which cannot be felt and experienced in other places. So, with the help of Zuo Pojun. He easily got into Jinghua University, which is a dream of a non-math student......

It's just that his campus life lasted less than two months, and it became a thing of the past because of her departure.

Faced with "once bitten by a snake", Ye Tianxie desperately searched for all the poems in his brain that could be remembered until now - of course, the number was extremely pitiful, and then finally picked a more rhyming pair...... As a result, an eternal that made Yaya collapse directly was absolutely born......

Once bitten by a snake, I smell birds everywhere!

"Don't be angry little sister, once bitten by a snake, I've been afraid of the well rope for ten years, how could I not be so simple a question. I'm just amusing you. Yaya is so cute, and it is even cuter when she laughs. Ye Tianxie smiled, his face was not red, and his heart was not beating. Yaya, you can't deal with your little girl!

Ye Tianxie's words can give a normal person goosebumps, but the effect is still quite significant for a little girl whose mind is not yet sound. Yaya really stopped being angry, tilted her head and thought about it, and shouted: "I knew it was deliberate, such a simple question can even be done by the stupidest and dumbest big fool in the world, how can the big brother not be able to, or it will not be as good as the stupidest big fool." ”

Ye Tianxie: "! @#¥%……”

"So, now is the fastest, most tense and exciting quiz, big brother, it's time to prove that you are a smart person, but you must listen well!!"

Quiz ...... Ye Tianxie couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.

Guoguo blinked, and immediately his eyes lit up, and he shouted brightly: "Second question...... Watermelon and coconut hit on the head, what will hurt more? ”

"The key to this question is not whether watermelon or coconut, but which one is bigger. If the watermelon is big, the watermelon is more painful, and if the coconut is larger, it means that the coconut is more painful. Ye Tianxie thought for half a second, and replied with a serious face. After answering, I suddenly realized that my answer was seamless. I'm afraid that Einstein can't find a more perfect answer when he is alive.

"Wrong! It's not watermelon or coconut that hurts, it's the head! It hurts in the head, but the coconut and watermelon don't hurt! Big brother, you're so stupid! The girl looked up and shouted.

Ye Tianxie was directly petrified.

"Question 3......" Yaya didn't give Ye Tianxie a chance to breathe, and asked in a crisp voice: "A black cat and a white cat are very good friends, one day the white cat fell into the black river, and the whole body turned black, what will be the first thing the black cat will say when it sees it?" ”

Ye Tianxie quickly used his imagination to transform himself into the white cat, and after thinking about it for 10 seconds, he said righteously: "It will say, hey! Friend, you're so much prettier than ever! ”

"Wrong!" Yaya's mouth was open, and her little white hands were waving.

"And what will it say?"

"Of course it will say 'meow~~~' because cats can't talk in the first place!!"

Ye Tianxie burst into tears.

Question 4...... One day, the smart and lovely Xiao Ming was walking on the street and saw a lot of gold coins and a big bone on the ground, but Xiao Ming picked up the bones and didn't pick up those gold coins, why is this? ”

"Because those gold coins are fake." Ye Tian said evilly.

"Wrong!! Because Xiao Ming is a puppy!! ”

Ye Tianxie: "......"