Chapter 507 Lessons Learned 9 p.m. and yesterday's apology plus two more combined 5,000 words
The push is really neat and fast, and before Lao Tzu could scold his mother, he felt that the whole person was soaked in cold water.
The scenery here is still the same as last time, dark and dreary, with many plastic bags fluttering in the wind...... White miserable, one by one women's faces.
I tried my best to swim out of this place, but when I looked up, I saw a lot of figures dangling above, waiting for me to float up! But as soon as I floated, they had to push my head down.
But even so, I had to dig up, and sure enough, as soon as my head came out of the water, I felt someone beckoning me to my head.
At the same time, in the sound of the rushing water, I also heard someone whisper: "After all, he is the godson of Big Brother Hei, even if he teaches a lesson and scares him, it is almost meaningful." β
"yes, if it's really eaten by the devourer, that's not good, right?"
"You're afraid of this?" The hundred-clawed centipede immediately said loudly: "Didn't I say it, sir, how domineering this kid is, you have also experienced it yourself, he just came here on an errand, and he was arrogant here, so this time he made a feud with you, and he won't step on your face in the future, sir?" β
Then, in the tone of a bystander, he said, "Of course, this is also a matter for the chiefs, and if the chiefs are willing to suffer the revenge of this kid in the future, I have nothing to say." β
This hundred-clawed centipede still knows how to stir up!
Sure enough, when those errand boys heard this, they looked at each other and hesitated a little, and as soon as the hundred-clawed centipede stretched out his hand, I was pressed into the black water again, this time the situation was even worse, because of the fluctuations on the water surface, many plastic bags have been attracted by me, and they are about to bite me......
Your mother, are they doing some breeding plan in the moat, why are there more and more of these plastic bags?
It's okay now, one bite per person, and I can also be bitten into a skeleton frame...... No, there are no skeletons left......
Just when the fastest swimming plastic bag was about to bite my arm, I held back my strength and rushed up, dragging the hundred-clawed centipede down the moat while the hundred-clawed centipede was not paying attention!
The hundred-clawed centipede was dumbfounded, and it became my cushion when he was caught off guard, relying on his wide body and fat body, I used him to resist those plastic bags.
And the errand people above are also a little anxious, although the hundred-clawed centipede is not officially a messenger, but it is very capable of running errands to help errands, if he is "crushed", it will be inconvenient to call.
Seeing those plastic bags approaching one by one, the hundred-clawed centipede reacted, paddling desperately, and at the same time looked at me who was killed by him as if grasping a life-saving straw, and his mouth was closed one by one, and he wanted to ask me for help!
You fucking think beautiful!
I firmly grasped him, and looked at where the plastic bags came from, and I used the hundred-clawed centipede to meet where to meet, and soon, the hundred-clawed centipede's arm was bitten by a white plastic bag, and the thigh was not spared, and he was about to be eaten alive, and suddenly there was a "bang" on the water above, and I didn't see what it was, and the hundred-clawed centipede and a net of fish were fished up.
As soon as I landed, I saw that the gang just now was all gone, and I was still a little puzzled, and the back of my neck was tugged up, and then my godfather's voice sounded coldly behind me: "Good boy, you are really bold, and you dare to go down the moat!" β
I hurriedly defended: "No, godfather, my son was bullied...... You're going to have to do me justice! β
"You kid was bullied one day?" I didn't think that my godfather not only didn't have a calf protector, but he was quite relieved: "Yes!" β
I still want to pretend to be pitiful, who knows the sound of "Wow ......", at this moment, the hundred-clawed centipede suddenly broke out into a violent cry unwilling to be lonely, and instantly covered up my voice: "I have no soul to fly away, I have not never been born ......"
Then, he turned around and ran, turning around and meowing at me in horror as he ran, as if he was afraid that I would throw him in again.
The next time I meet you, I will definitely clean you up.
The godfather probably understood what was going on, and gave me another kick from behind: "You kid can, you still have a cushion to die?" β
"Look at what you said...... I wanted to turn back, but my godfather pulled his head back: "He really deserves it!" But godfather, why don't you let me see you? β
"Ask less." Godfather patted me on the head: "There is no other ability, there are a lot of irrelevant questions." β
No, it's not an irrelevant question at all!
At this moment, I raised my eyes and looked at the dead fish eyes watching coldly, and gloated at my embarrassment, just like my godfather.
I understood at that time that this kid ran away at that time, not to run for his own life, but to find my godfather to move the rescuers.
Otherwise, he was the best support in the game, and I was about to open my mouth to say thank you, and I immediately reacted: "You idiot...... Isn't it time to go back? You've been here for a long time, haven't you? β
"What else do you know?" Dead Fish Snorted coldly: "If Lao Tzu wants to die, he has to be dragged to death by you." β
You are willing to rely on me, and there is no humanity in it.
But before I could open my mouth, I was picked up by my godfather again: "Yes, that kid won't leave now, but it's too late, can you kid go?" β
I was stunned: 'Godfather, I'm all in office now, can I still leave?' β
"Nonsense, is Lao Tzu eating dry rice here?" Godfather is very angry today, he used to just scold me, but today he kicked me several times in a row.
Hitting is pain and scolding is love, I don't like enough to kick with my feet, I appreciate it.
"If I have a chance, I have to go to the merit book to check what good things you did in your last life, and you can find this kind of godfather," the fox eye didn't know where it came from, and said with a little envy and jealousy: "Any basket can be made up for you." β
I was busy asking how to make up this basket, and the fox eye reluctantly told me, whispering in a voice that no one else could hear, that my godfather had tried his best to make a dark box operation for me, although I should have "reported" on an errand, but he found me a stand-in to work for me, when I waited for my yang life to die, and then came down to take over, and then he fox eye personally hooked me.
I had a heart, so I smiled and asked Fox Eye when my longevity will come, and can you give me a preventive injection or something in advance?
The fox rolled his eyes charmingly, and said that it was a heavenly opportunity, revealing that he was going to be struck by lightning, and then he said, Do you think it's fun for people to know when they will die? It's for your good.
When I think about it, it's like a final exam, there is always a countdown to remind you how long you have to be, and this kind of person can't fight for his life is not necessarily comfortable.
"But godfather, if your black-box operation is discovered......"
"If you find out, it's over!" The fox eyes hurriedly said: "Even the big brother ...... black"
"That's it!" The godfather said coldly: "Don't talk nonsense if you shouldn't say it." β
When the fox heard this, he immediately became honest and only added to me: "You just look forward to it, as long as your godfather is not discovered." β
Really, if I were my godfather, this kind of godson might as well be kicked to death.
"Stop grinding, get out of here." Godfather ti walked all the way back with me: "You follow this kid, you go wherever he goes, the old rule is ......"
"I get it!" I hurriedly said, "Don't look back, don't eat here." β
"It's good to know." The godfather sighed: ", I really don't want to see you here again, a little loser." β
"Great!"
I felt that my godfather's powerful hand loosened my collar, and I couldn't help but say: "Then, godfather, if there are more lice, it is not itchy, and if there are more debts, I will not worry, can I trouble my godfather for the last thing, that is, to ...... Ji Ye"
"I can't."
Godfather is concise and to the point.
Then, he paused and said, "I can't punish you this time, you give me a good reflection." β
"Huh?" I was stunned: "Godfather, why do you want to punish me?" β
"You'll know when you go back, let you know what Lao Tzu is capable of," the godfather said coldly: "It's good to be honest with Lao Tzu,"
I touched my nose and couldn't speak, the fox covered his mouth and snickered: "Small punishment and big commandment, learn a lesson, don't hate your godfather when the time comes, you have to remember that your godfather is all for your good." β
I smiled wryly: "Brother Fox, thank you for taking care of me." β
"I told you, I'm not surnamed Fox!" The fox's eyes were a little fried: "Where did you hear my surname from this!" β
At this moment, the dead fisheye seemed to hear something, turned around and walked in one direction.
I know that he must have heard Tang Benchu's voice shouting souls.
"Why don't you get out of here?" My godfather grabbed me behind my back: "You want me to sink you into the moat?" β
"Don't dare, godfather, we'll see you back!"
The godfather snorted coldly, a little helpless.
I hurriedly followed the dead fish eye: "Let me ask you, what happened to Jiye after I was captured?" β
Dead Fisheye said as he walked, "It's still like that." β
"What do you mean, he still won't go?" I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart, because to be honest, I didn't know what expression to use to face Jiye - I used to treat him as my only relative.
"Well," Dead Fish Eye replied, "He definitely doesn't want to leave, he can't think about something, so I advise you not to fight this idea, maybe, when he will want to open." β
What kind of ass fart, why is it so easy to think about it?
"You also asked a little clue just now, if you can't solve it, then you are a fool," Lu Hengchuan said indifferently: "Maybe you solve the truth, and he will go back." β
Ji Ye is now in the hands of "my brother", and according to the clue that Ji Ye just said, "my brother" and I should be in the same weal and woe, so now that I am so seriously injured, is he also seriously injured?
I'm unconscious, I'm in a fugue of the underworld, is he also a vegetative person?
Lu Hengchuan stared at me and said, "Do you see something?" β
, I'm also convinced, I open my mouth, he can see my throat and eyes!
I had no choice but to wave my hand and say, "That's a guess, there is no physical evidence now, I don't know if it's true, I still have to check this matter." β
The dead fish glanced at me: "What is the sale, anyway, Lao Tzu is not interested in your life or death." β
I'm not interested, why did you go to the underworld to shout the soul? You are the real Qingming Festival newspaper burner, fool ghost.
I only hope that the unlucky speculation is not true.
After changing my mind, I asked again: "By the way, did the phoenix blood send Du Haitang?" β
Dead Fisheye nodded, "I almost didn't send it." β
"What do you mean?" I looked at him and wondered a little: 'Why didn't Lao Tzu give it up after forgetting his life and death?' That's Lao Tzu's life in exchange! β
"It's not because of Lei Tingting," Lu Hengchuan said impatiently: "You were seriously injured at the time, she fought with Lei Jiaojiao at that time, Lei Jiaojiao should have been more capable than her, but Lei Tingting didn't want to die at that time......"
Yes, the horizontal ones are afraid of being stunned, and the cold ones are afraid of dying.
"Then the fool named Xiaobai, obviously fell into the slightest Gu, but when he saw that Lei Jiaojiao was embarrassed by Lei Tingting, he insisted on protecting Lei Jiaojiao, and escaped with Lei Jiaojiao, if it weren't for him, Lei Tingting would kill her sister for you......" He paused: "Do you say she is vitreous turbid?" How can I like you so much? β
"Fuck off, that's Lao Tzu who sees everyone loves and flowers bloom," I kicked him: "Tell Lao Tzu the point." β
"Lei Tingting saw that you only had qi out and no qi in, and I wanted to commit suicide to accompany you, of course I stopped her, she couldn't commit suicide, and she remembered the phoenix blood at once, and dragged you desperately on her body, so she took you to Tang Benchu, and wanted to snatch the phoenix blood back for you to drink." Lu Hengchuan said: "You also know that phoenix blood is an elixir. β
After listening to this, I can't help but say that I was very moved, Lei Tingting was really good to me, I always knew it.
So I don't regret blocking her knife at all.
I reacted and asked, "You just said you almost didn't deliver it?" What's going on here? It means that the phoenix blood didn't give me a drink? β
"Nonsense, if you give you something so precious, isn't it like a dog chewing jasmineβa bad job?" Lu Hengchuan said calmly: "It's also because you have a three-legged bird on your body, maybe the three-legged bird is not willing to eat your own people's blood, so you can't pour it down, so you kept the phoenix blood and gave it to Du Haitang." β
"That's good." Otherwise, if I give her back this favor, I might as well die.
"But Lei Tingting definitely won't be able to go back," Lu Hengchuan said: "Lei Tingting broke Lei Jiaojiao's face. β
I was stunned, Lei Jiaojiao was obviously very proud of her beauty, and she was really good-looking, and her face was broken...... She loves beauty so much, not only is it impossible for Lei Tingting to go back, but eighty percent of her and Lei Tingting have changed from flesh and blood relatives to enemies.
This is a real "tearing face".
"I didn't think about it, what Lao Tzu didn't see, there are so many thrilling things." I shook my head: "Du Haitang is simply a disaster, Lao Tzu never wants to have anything to do with her anymore." β
"After all, she is the big gentleman of the Southern Sect, and this is not up to you." Lu Hengchuan continued: "Women are inherently scary, and you didn't know it for the first time. β
"But women are very lovely at the same time," I remembered Turnip's "Qianshu, come with me", and her later sentence: "I never want to see you again".
Women love and hate all of them, they love you and want to give you their lives, they hate you and they want to skin you off and put them on the couch - at least that's what I know.
"I don't know what kind of peach-colored gossip Du Haitang and Mr. Big are......" I couldn't help but depict their love, hatred, and hatred in my mind: "I must be angry and able to make online dramas." β
"Why are you always so interested in other people's things?" Lu Hengchuan looked cold: "It's better to care more about yourself-didn't your godfather say that he would punish you?" β
"My godfather has a knife mouth and a tofu heart, how can he punish me," I said nonchalantly, "At most, he is just scaring and scaring me." β
Lu Hengchuan snorted coldly: "I advise you to ask for more blessings for yourself, this time your life will be changed if you can't keep it." β
I thought of the turtle shell and immediately reacted, "What do you see?" β
"I can see that you are going to be like Lei Jiaojiao, losing your most important thing." Lu Hengchuan sighed: "Maybe this is the lesson your godfather gave you." β
"The most precious? What? I blinked, and my heart said, "Am I going to break my virgin body? But women are precious, men are precious? I wish I had broken it.
At this time, Lu Hengchuan seemed to see something, and slammed it on the back of my head, almost breaking my cervical vertebrae, I just wanted to scold this fool for eating such a heavy hand, and suddenly the whole person suddenly lost consciousness.
When I opened my eyes again, it was pitch black in front of me, a sharp pain in my back, and a smell of medicine at the end of my nose, and I immediately reacted, I must have come back alive, in that ICU.
I breathed a sigh of relief, if it weren't for a good godfather as a plug-in, I would have taken over the shift early, and now I don't know what time it is, and why is this ICU so cost-effective, and the lights are reluctant to turn on.
At this time, I was a little hungry, because I was used to living in the ward, and I couldn't see or know where the call bell was, so I fumbled and pressed it, but as soon as I raised my hand, Tang Benchu's voice sounded in my ears: "Master! Master, you're awake! β
, this scares Lao Tzu is a shock to the tiger's body, why don't you turn on the lights here, scare the ghost to death!
"Don't say anything else," I reluctantly opened my chapped mouth, "turn on the light for me." β
Tang Benchu stopped talking.
"What's wrong?" This darkness makes people a little impatient: "You can't hear what I'm saying, turn on the lights!" β
Tang Benchu still didn't speak, I felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and I just wanted to speak, but suddenly a creepy thought came to my heart.
Those words just now, Lu Hengchuan, who was taken away by God, also said it, and it was exactly the same as me.