Chapter 492: Mysterious Coach; Concubines can't do it
"Sad little arrow, excellent online basic skills, skillful, decisive, courageous, but poor support ability and anti-gank ability."
In a team base as luxurious as the Kyushu Club, a young Humpty Dumpty is quickly writing down something in his notebook...... A handsome blonde man next to him spoke at a much faster rate than his hands.
It's just that this handsome blonde man looks a little too delicate, and he feels like a sissy...... Although he has always kept a serious face.
He speaks Korean, he's Korean, and he's a Korean coach who the "serious" team paid a lot of money for.
Although at this time, South Korea's e-sports lol has sprung up and won the runner-up in the S2 finals, but the country is still like the late Qing Dynasty, dreaming of a "great power of the Celestial Empire", thinking that all the lol masters in the world are in China.
Being able to spend a lot of money to hire a Korean to be a coach seems to the vast majority of people in China to spend money in vain, and even a manifestation of brain problems.
But the mysterious club did it anyway, and under the guidance of the Korean coach, a serious and plausible team, two teams made up entirely of so-called "suburban" masters, won back-to-back in the second division!
They have exactly the same number of points as Corsair, playing twice and taking three points twice!
The delicate Korean coach still spoke as fast as he could, and the young Humpty Dumpty, the translator in charge of the record, did not mean to be impatient at all...... Coupled with several team members watching the game with serious faces, the learning atmosphere of the entire base is no less than that of a pirate ship!
"The strange tactics that the pirate ship is now showing. Five harvests, double single belts, and this rabbit breeding tactic that opens a breakthrough from the middle lane. You have to do it quickly. ”
"We've talked about the line-up ahead of them, and we have a way to deal with it, so there's nothing to fear; But this team is full of tricks, there is always a new lineup system, and we still have to be careful at all times. ”
"When they come up with a tactic, we will learn it, and find a way to restrain him while integrating it!"
"We are Great Korea. But there was never such a thing as plagiarism...... Other people's things, as long as we see them, are ours! All their tactics. It will be our magic weapon to win! ”
The more the South Korean coach talked, the more excited he became, but several of the players were watching the live broadcast on the screen intently, unaffected by it in the slightest.
Compared with the director of online dating, the duck neck gnawed and smiled. A prostitute teacher who receives seeds. Pondering the Mass of Meat Muffins...... This team, these players, is destined to do something booming.
Of course, neither this mysterious Korean coach nor these two militarized management teams have anything to do with the Corsair.
The only thing they are worried about now is how to keep Cheng Mu as a supergod before the other side surrenders.
That's right. Although the other side is still resisting, it is obviously too reluctant...... All three lines exploded. Xiaolong has never seen it, and the red and blue buffs are even more captive by the opposite side.
They are like little piglets waiting to be fed, waiting only for the opposite side to fatten them up, and then discuss the slaughter at any time.
"Are you sure, we're really here? What a shame! ”
The player who played the crocodile top laner has been playing professionally for a long time, but he never thought that he could surrender in the game.
Ah Kun sighed, looked at the blind man who was shrinking on the high ground, and said helplessly: "No way, I laughed at King and Noxus a few days ago, but until I faced them, I didn't know their horror, and if I didn't surrender, I would continue to be abused." ”
After that, he smiled bitterly and said: "It is said that it is a brother team, but our strength with them is not only 108,000 miles apart!" Brother Wang and Brother Xiao Cui are really people with vision and courage. ”
Everyone in the Kyushu team was silent, surrendering was indeed uncomfortable for a team, but they had to do it again.
The hateful thing about this team of pirate ships is that they obviously have a big advantage, but they don't want to fight in a team...... doesn't waste, let alone give the opponent a chance, anyway, it's all kinds of tower-crossing killings, it's like killing their whole family.
"Why do pirate ships like to kill people so much? All the games related to them, even if they are over 20 minutes, have double digits! "There are cute girls in the audience who can't bear it.
"Hahaha, big sister, there is no mercy on the battlefield, the Kyushu team itself does not surrender, blame the pirate ship?" Immediately, there was an obscene-looking dick man who answered.
"Besides, if you don't kill more people, how can you reflect your masculinity?" There are even fat and strong teenagers who come over and interject in an old-fashioned manner, and they don't forget to show off the muscles on their arms.
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The commentary is depressed, and the big-breasted guys in front of the live broadcast page have finally found a place where they can be a black pirate ship, and they all kinds of jumps out with rhythm.
"Play a tailwind game or kill people in various ways? Haven't won, have you? The junk pirate ship doesn't explain, I can do it too! ”
"Damn, you don't have a sword to kill pigs, you kill pigs for nothing, and you destroy the heavens!"
"I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that the whole family of the people who killed people in Kamikochi exploded! Boosting genius, what about you! ”
……
Cheng Mu actually has bitterness and can't say it.
After all, the opponent is his brother team, and he doesn't want to sell well when he gets cheap, so he wants to push it off directly......
However, if you want to quickly push away and not kill people, the three hundred yuan Bi Chaoshen will shout in a weird way:
"I can't do it, concubine!"
Even the Kyushu Sentai, the brother team of the pirate ship, they don't know this little secret that belongs to the pirate ship.
Regardless of whether you win or lose, whether you go against the wind, anyway, you have to let Cheng Mu be supernatural.
Whether it is Gao Yuji, who is not smiling, or Zhao Tianqi, who is old and steady, or even Bi Chaoshen, who has no positive shape and has a radical personality, they are all striving for this common goal......
Every time there is a team battle and a single capture, the head will always be given to Cheng Mu by convention; And Cheng Mu said that it didn't matter whatever, but his body still made the most honest reaction......
The mouth is the heart, but the body and hands are not obedient......
So, a bunch of concubines helped Cheng Mu, the rabbit, to complete the supergod goal.
In the analysis of the outside world, the pirate ship is purely a rabbit breeding tactic......
Twenty minutes, three items, rundown.
Such a Bobbi is no longer a bunny, she is the rabbit who can eat the fattest crocodile on the opposite side in one bite!
Of course, as for the cute mute piano girl, Poppy is not interested...... It's not that I feel sorry for the piano girl because the wave is too big, but because this rabbit once said...... She doesn't like to topple the same sex.
Well, anyway, the Kyushu team still pressed the surrender at the twenty-first minute, and Cheng Mu was also a super god again!
The rabbit raising tactics shocked the e-sports circle, and made Bobby one of the most important bans in the pirate ship!
And the pirate ship is still going further and further on the road to victory!
PS: The end of the fifth watch, the bug of the previous burpee big move has been fixed, ask for recommendation votes, good night everyone. (To be continued......)