147 Skinny monkey who came to the door
After all, Zhang Jin's invitation to Ye Hong to ride a long trip was finally known by Yue Wenzhuo, who was always embarrassed about Ye Hong's movements.
Although Yue Wenzhuo, a gentle and handsome guy, is very upright and even a little old-fashioned, he is not stupid, and naturally it is impossible for him to let the goal he pursues have such a chance to be alone with his rival for so long.
Therefore, after Yue Wenzhuo, his rival in love, found out, he finally gritted his teeth, cheekily joined in. And in order to make his camp not so thin, he even pulled his sister Yue Wenting to help.
As a result, the entire cycling team was divided into three camps. Zhang Jin and his brothers and their families are in the Red Army camp, Yue Wenzhuo and his sister are in the Blue Army camp, and Zuihou is the Ye Hong referee camp who has the right to choose.
Of course, during that 21-day long-distance ride, Zhang Jin's camp and Yue Wenzhuo's camp naturally had constant friction and competed everywhere.
Maybe it's because of habits, maybe it's to maintain his gentle and elegant demeanor, or maybe it's because he's not good at verbal confrontation, so Yue Wenzhuo has never exchanged fire with the people in Zhang Jin's camp with guns and sticks, even if it's hostility, it's very subtle.
But Yue Wenting is completely different from her brother, with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and his speech is quite powerful and choking.
And the hostility between Zhang Jin and Yue Jiating began at that time.
As the relationship between Zhang Jin and Ye Hong became closer and closer, and as Ye Hong became more and more estranged from Yue Wenzhuo, the hostile relationship between Zhang Jin and Yue Wenting was also gradually escalating.
Later, when Yue Wenzhuo withdrew from the competition as a loser in the love field, it is said that he was very depressed for a period of time. Yue Wenting and Zhang Jin have reached a critical point, and they are bound to become fire and water, and every time they meet, they are full of sparks.
As a member of the cycling team at that time, Lu Wan also met Yue Wenting at that time. By the end of that long-distance ride, the outspoken Lu Wan and the sharp-tongued Yue Wenting had become friends with a good relationship, and even began to betray their camp if they were not firm enough, and when Zhang Jin and Yue Wenting were-for-tat, Lu Wan also helped Yue Wenting speak from time to time.
Therefore, Luo Bei, the guy who is in charge of the feather master's own mother-in-law, is not less complained by Zhang Jin.
In the following years, Lu Wan's relationship with Yue Wenting got better and better, and finally developed into a hardcore sister.
Therefore, Yue Wenting became Lu Wan's bridesmaid, although it was beyond Zhang Jin's pre-pestle, it was reasonable.
Of course, this wedding rehearsal was quite lively. Even if Zhang Jin didn't want to be infamous as a bully of women and children or a madman, but under Yue Wenting's perseverance and provocation, he sometimes had to fight back.
The endless words in the mouths of the two are sometimes embarrassing, sometimes unbearable, and sometimes hilarious.
In Lu Wan's words: "I'm not afraid to use any flowery words to describe the wit of these two guys. Vitriolic outrageous? …… No, that's not enough, even if you add them all up, you can barely get ......."
The day's rehearsals ended with the continuous and gunpowder verbal sparring with the groomsmen and bridesmaids.
In the evening, it was the first night, and the gang of men who fought to zuihou sat together, ate and chatted, and by the way, relieved Luo Bei, who was afraid of marriage.
Because Luo Bei wanted to send his wife home, Zhang Jin rushed to the phone about Haode's Miao Village Sour Soup Fish first, and after pushing open the reserved box, he found that the third, fourth, Shiwen and Hu Dongyue had already arrived.
"Third child, do you know? The bridesmaid with the mouth on her back turned out to be Yue Wenting's crazy sister ......", as soon as he sat down in the tavern box, Zhang Jin couldn't wait to spit bitter water on his brother.
"Haha, I drank a little too much yesterday, so I didn't get up this morning, and I had to go to work in the afternoon, and I didn't see the meeting ceremony between Lao Jin and Chihuahua, I guess it must be much more exciting than the Lion City tongue fight. It's a shame to miss it like that. Before Xiao Fei could speak, the stone pattern on one side came over and said with a wicked smile.
The original Shiwen couple was also a member of the cycling team, and they were also the only real couple in the team at that time who had obtained the certificate.
At the beginning, because the main members of the team were Zhang Jin's relatives and friends, Yue Wenting, who was weak and weak, was like a hedgehog when facing Zhang Jin's brothers, and he would bite whoever he caught. So Shiwen said that this madman was like the Chihuahua he had at home, and he called at whomever he saw. Because of this, Yue Wenting got the nickname Chihuahua. …,
"That's it, that's it, it's a U.S. wonder like Mars hitting the Earth! Fascinating! Without waiting for Zhang Jin to react to Shiwen's words, Hu Dongyue was unwilling to come over and took Shiwen's words.
The schadenfreude of these two guys made Zhang Jin angry at the same time, and he also suddenly felt in his heart, "Did you all know in advance?" Do you know that madman is a bridesmaid? Zhang Jin stared at the four guys at the same table with a pregnant face.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Jin's question mark just jumped out of his teeth, and it was Shi Wen, Xiao Fei, Wei Feng and Hu Dongyue who nodded in unison. The same sinister laughter, the same frequency, He Qing's shallow hey laughter......
Zhang Jin was a little indignant, "You guys are too much, right?" Don't you tell me in advance, at least let me be mentally prepared? Besides, it's not that you don't know that I'm having a holiday with that madman, do you know how much I'm on pins and needles today, how miserable, how weak I am."
Zhang Jin unceremoniously sprayed fire in a fan shape, shooting Lingzhi Lu at the big faces of these four guys. Absolutely fair, absolutely just rain and dew evenly stained, impartial.
There is a sentence called the many powerful people, there is a sentence called the law does not blame the people, and there is a sentence called how bold the people are, the four guys who stood in the same camp temporarily forgot the terrible Zhang Jin's methods, even under his thunderous anger, they dared to go up against the wind without fear.
"If we hadn't drunk too much last night, we would have planned to go to the rehearsal site today just to enjoy this big scene. If I had notified you in advance, even if you hadn't picked on it, it wouldn't have been so dramatic? "Wei Feng is like taking rat medicine today, and he is so bold in front of his boss. Not only dare to speak like this, but even dare to raise eyebrows while speaking!
"Yes, it's a pity, I missed such a play because I was greedy for a glass, and my intestines are about to regret it, you know, now I even have the heart to quit drinking......"
"Yes, drinking is wrong, the ancients did not deceive me......"
Looking at the four live donkeys in front of him jumping out one after another, looking at himself as a fighting cock, the small flame called anger in Zhang Jin's heart burned more and more, and his eyes were spinning at a speed of one hundred and eight circles per second, "What kind of torture should I inflict on a few bastards to eliminate the hatred in my heart?" Zhang Jin gritted his teeth and thought viciously.
Just when the jihua in Zhang Jin's heart was gradually taking shape, a sudden event triggered his anger in advance.
"It's a shame that my brothers didn't come today! You don't know, the battle is so exciting, it's definitely a great duel, there's not a minute of garbage time. My wife and I both felt that our eyes and ears were not enough! But it doesn't matter, I let the photographer record the best clips! As the door of the box was suddenly opened, Luo Bei's tooth-itching voice of the dead fat man also came in.
Luo Bei's words Zhang Jin listened to them very well, and he also understood why during the day today, when he was debating with Yue Wenting's crazy woman, the immoral couple was not so much a fight as adding fuel to the fire. It turned out that this unscrupulous couple was watching a play: no wonder Zhang Jin always felt that the photographer of the etiquette company had more cameras on him than on the dead fat man, and it turned out that he was complying with the employer's requirements to increase his role in the supporting role!
Zhang Jin, who finally figured out the truth of the matter, was angry, "Back to you dead fat man, you will die tonight!" I let Lu Wan, who is also black-hearted, be widowed if she is not married! I made the baby in the belly of that black-hearted woman become a single parent without making a sound! ”
Here's an addition, Luo Bei and Lu Wan have lived together for so many years, why do they suddenly plan to get married this year. It's because the two of them were careless that Lu Wan's stomach was full of goods! This is the legendary marriage of Fengzi.
Zhang Jin, who jumped up from the chair, roared angrily, picked up the number one divine soldier in the rivers and lakes, a stool, and pounced!
Suddenly, the box was like a pot, Zhang Jin carried a stool around the table to chase and kill, Luo Bei held his head to dodge, and several other scumbags who had come to see the excitement had to get up one after another after being smashed by Zhang Jin who accidentally fell on his body, and accompanied Luo Bei to run with the wolf.
After making trouble for a while, Zhang Jincai put down the stool under Luo Bei's servile face and the other four scumbags accompanied by smiling faces. I did it again at the table. I'm going to do something serious like eating and drinking!
There is a way, the tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, Zhang Jin and the other six people just sat down laughing, and when they were about to greet the boss to serve the food, the door of the box was slammed open from the outside, and then a resentful, absolute, horizontal, and mournful voice sounded very crookedly: "You fucking birds?" If you don't want to eat, get out! ”
The six brothers turned their heads together to look at the chalm, and the three drunken guys were standing at the chalm. Although these guys are not tall and have skinny monkeys, they seem to be afraid that others will not know that they are mixed in society, and in this November, when the weather is already quite cold, they are shirtless and bare-chested, revealing the messy cyan tattoos on their X arms.
And in order to reflect their aura, these guys are about to raise their heads up, and if it rains, if they walk outside in this posture, they can choke the rain to death. The cigarette roll in his mouth shook and shook, Zhang Jin was very suspicious, and they were not afraid that the ash of the shaken off would hit their faces and burn. )