312 Song Theory
To be honest, even Xi Yuan, who has been getting along with Song Yiting and even 'loved each other' for a while, sometimes has a clear understanding of this intimate lover, and even feels that this 'boyfriend' has a very strange personality and strange ideas. It belongs to the kind of whimsical and boundless type.
It's the kind of scarce human beings who 'don't have one in the sky, but only one on earth.'
Therefore, when Zhang Jin wondered about his rhetorical question, Xi Yuan could only vaguely say that he couldn't say a meridian or a charter.
"I don't know, but maybe she just didn't show it, so I'll say hello to you first and give you a heads-up. Be careful, if she really wants to make a fuss, you must at least be mentally prepared in advance! ”
After Xi Yuan said this worriedly, he hurriedly continued:
"Okay, I won't tell you, Tingting has changed her clothes, and we are ready to go out to dinner. Be careful! ”
Saying that, this 'underground party' comrade who carried Song Yiting behind his back and reported to Zhang Jin hung up the phone in a hurry.
Come on, Xi Yuan's words made Zhang Jin's heart, which had been put down a little, come up again.
Zhang Jin's entanglement is like a prisoner on the eve of the verdict, a little restless.
Unlike Zhang Jin's fear, Song Yiting, who was on vacation on the Great Barrier Reef in Australia, was very happy. It really didn't seem to take that drunken passion seriously. didn't take Zhang Jin's time to take advantage of people's danger as a big loss.
Even after having a passion with Xi Yuan in the evening, Song Yiting took out the photography again and enjoyed this passion scene that lasted for more than two hours with Xi Yuan. Then after making out with Xi Yuan again, he asked a strange question with some excitement:
"Yuanyuan, you said that it feels better to be with a man 'that' or with me with 'that'?"
Song Yiting was really curious, when she just graduated from junior high school, she was sent by her family to Britain to attend a girls' school. Then after graduating, she went on to attend a well-known women's college in Shijie.
In addition to not shaving their heads and not wearing a fixed headscarf, the communication environment is probably similar to that of the nunnery and the nuns' college.
So this chick doesn't know if it's the environment, or if she was born with this gene inside, in short, she has a little distortion in some way and becomes a Lala. Later, even the handshake with a man was a little unbearable.
She doesn't think of herself as a man, but just feels that compared to women, men are dirty!
However, when I saw that video in the afternoon, I didn't know that it was because Zhang Jin's figure was too good and his skin was too good, and it was not the foreign hairy monkey I saw on the beach, or the big belly, or the yellow face and thin body, or the muscles were hard. Or because she had a good impression of Zhang Jin, and there was no great resistance to contact with him.
In short, Song Yiting rarely didn't have that disgusting feeling for the 'crime' committed by Zhang Jin, but was even a little excited by the scene and atmosphere. That's why she couldn't help but support herself once before Xi Yuan came back.
What should Song Yiting say about her thoughts at this time?
It's like when your boyfriend is drunk, your girlfriend pulls another girl she doesn't hate, and she gives herself 'what' together. After waking up, this boyfriend may not be angry, and may even have a little joy, or regret that he didn't feel it clearly, not necessarily.
It's not that I feel like Xi Yuan betrayed her, or split her legs or something.
Just like many men may be a little bit of a mustard for their women and other women, they will not have such drastic thoughts when facing 'splitting legs'. Song Yiting's feeling about this scene is also like this. …,
Maybe Song Yiting's weird idea is not a normal male lily's mind, but her feelings and thoughts at this time are really like this.
"Uh......"
Xi Yuan really didn't know how to answer Song Yiting's seemingly unangry question, 'Which of us is better', she can't tell the truth, the real guy is much stronger than plastic and rubber, and the manpower is more felt than the electric one!
She was afraid of hitting Song Yiting, who always felt that she was the perfect lover.
Fortunately, Song Yiting didn't mean to get to the bottom of it, her question was more like an 'academic question', so after she asked, she wrinkled her brows and thought to herself:
"I haven't really tried it with a man before, and this time with the surname Zhang, it's the only time, or I'm drunk and don't remember anything at all, there were originally a few blurry pictures, but because of your denial at the time, I forgot about it. Well...... Maybe when I go back to Shenzhen, I should find this guy out and try again while I'm sober! ”
Song Yiting's self-talk, Song Yiting's alternative ideas startled Xi Yuan. At first, I felt ridiculous, but then I was a little excited.
To be honest, Zhang Jin is indeed the most 'livestock' man Xi Yuan has ever experienced, and every time he can make people want to die of immortality and exhaustion, he can't wait to die a few times. But it's unstoppable, and it's really tangled.
Maybe it would be easier for two people to deal with each other, right? ’
Some Xi Yuan, who was surging in spring, was careless and neglected the tragic scene of the two of them still losing last time.
Although she was a little tempted in her heart, Xi Yuan still asked strangely:
"Tingting, you're not serious, are you?"
"Huh?"
Song Yiting, a strange male lily, saw the strange expression on Xi Yuan's face, and thought that Xi Yuan was jealous, so she comforted her and said:
"Don't worry, I'm just talking. Even if it's true, just give it a try. To me, the surname Zhang is just a friend, plus something that doesn't need a battery. It's only friendship in its purest form, and I swear, I love you only! ”
Song Yiting's persuasion and the metaphor in the words made Xi Yuan feel like she wanted to laugh.
Zhang Jin = a friend + a thing that doesn't want a battery
When this equation flashed in Xi Yuan's mind, her expression was a little tense, and her expression became very strange when she looked at Song Yiting.
Before Xi Yuan could laugh out loud, Song Yiting quickly jumped to another topic after cursing and swearing the 'aiqing declaration' under Xi Yuan's strange eyes.
"Do men have such good physical strength? I think it's worth at least six No. 7 batteries......"
Song Yiting's words were like using a nail to make a small hole in the precarious embankment, and it moved the whole body.
finally made Xi Yuan, who had already endured a lot of hardship, laugh. It was the first time she had heard of someone quantitatively measuring men with batteries.
Looking at Xi Yuan's hilarious appearance of holding her stomach and slapping the bed, Song Yiting also glanced at her lover inexplicably, and explained to herself:
"What are you laughing at? What I'm saying is true. Look......"
As she spoke, Song Yiting took out a 'toy' that had just been used with Xi Yuan and opened it.
"This kind of battery requires three No. 7 batteries at a time. According to the frequency of the guy surnamed Zhang in the video, I estimate that there are at least three levels of intensity. You also know that if you drive to third gear, three batteries can only last for an hour...... And this guy tossed for more than two hours, don't you think it's equivalent to six batteries......"
Song Yiting opened her mouth to explain, which was reasonable and well-founded, and seemed to be fully argued. However, Xi Yuan couldn't help but laugh even harder, and after slapping the bed a few times weakly, she simply rolled over.
"Six batteries...... Third gear...... haha…… I can't...... I'm laughing to death........."..., Song Yiting's explanation was so funny to Xi Yuan's ears! The smile in this stomach and head is really unbearable.
"Don't laugh, I'm serious. And I'm undercounting! You know, these three batteries are one hour, and when it comes to ten minutes or so, there is no level of three gears at all. I think the surname Zhang is almost nine batteries......"
Song Yiting, who was inexplicably laughed at by Xi Yuan, explained persistently.
As a result, Xi Yuan didn't even have the strength to roll, so she could only lie there on her side like a fish out of the water, her cheeks twitching and moaning weakly. One hand pressed on his stomach and rubbed weakly.
Both cheeks and stomach are hurt by laughter!
Xi Yuan, who was laughing a little hypoxy, even heard as if hallucinating that there was a voice in his head that couldn't stop daxiao:
‘hahahahahaha……’
…………
In Sijiu City, Zhang Jin didn't know that he had become a No. 7 battery in the strange Song Yiting's 'Song Theory'.
Zhang Jin hung up Xi Yuan's phone in a trance, after struggling to finish dinner, struggling to finish dinner, and tangled in watching TV with his mother for a few minutes, he finally let go of his thoughts.
"What is love, I can't hide from what I should have come, and I'm worried in vain; If you don't come, you won't come, and worrying about it is a waste...... Anyway, if you stretch out your head and cut your head, you will also cut your head...... The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth...... There is wine today and drunk today, and tomorrow is sorrowful......
You Song Dalily, you want to kill and chop, you want to be sentenced and punished, just let the horse come. Who have I been afraid of? ”
After Zhang Jin's self-desolation, he made up his mind that 'dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water', completely let go of his worries, put the matter of being caught by Song Yiting's tail behind, and once again recovered his lazy and heartless state of mind.
In other words, since the possession of "Three Kingdoms of Martial Arts", Zhang Jin has been thinking more and more, and he has a feeling that everything is not in his heart and nothing can be difficult for him.
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