"Brother Le, are you ready to eat?"

A large iron pot with ten seals is placed on the beach, and the churning pieces of bear meat in the pot are the size of a fist, and when the white broth is poured into the hot pot base, it immediately turns an attractive red.

Yu Le scooped some soup with a long-handled spoon and tasted it, and poured in a packet of refined salt, which tasted much better.

The one who asked was the medicine fork general Baoxian, who was holding a huge clay basin in his hand and sniffing vigorously. The fish belly grabbed Wei Cha in the same clay pot, and his state was not much stronger than that of Bao Xian.

"Use this. Yu Le took out the Qiankun bag and took out four stainless steel vegetable basins, the diameter was about thirty centimeters, there was nothing bigger in the bazaar, and it was still smaller than the clay pots in the hands of Baoxian and Weicha.

That's their job.

"Good thing!" Bao Xian hurriedly took the vegetable basin and squatted on the edge of the river to wash it, after all, there were still some yellow-green smelly powders. He washed all four, and one of them was very diligent.

"Brother Wicha will cut some more meat, and ask for the piece of the bear's belly, preferably fat and thin. Cut into small pieces!Oh, small pieces!Not bigger than your thumb!It's not your thumb, it's mine!" Yu Le instructed Wicha again.

It took a little effort to get the order, but Wicha understood, and was ashamed to correct his mistake and follow it.

Standing in front of the cauldron, Yu Le has the authority to say, "Well, it's so big, wear it on a skewer, and Brother Nezha will also come to help!"

It was a little more difficult for Wicha and Baoxian to cut into pieces of meat the size of Yule's thumb, both of which were as thick as Yule's wrists. It's even more difficult to wear it on an iron skewer, but fortunately, there is still Nezha.

The meat was boiling here, and Yu Le put out the barbecue grill next to him, lit the charcoal on the firewood at the bottom of the pot, and put it into the barbecue grill with fire tongs, and the ceremony was completed after a while.

Nezha and the other three watched Yu Le's operation with great interest, and of course the giant spirit god was busy chopping wood and making fires.

"Okay, it's ready to eat!" Yu Le took a handful of iron skewers that had been dressed on the bear's belly and pointed to the big iron pot.

The three of them rushed up, scooped it into the stainless steel vegetable bowl with a long-handled ladle, and then blew and blew it to eat.

"Brother Yu, what are you...... "Nezha didn't rush over to eat.

Seeing the big pot of boiling meat, I am tired of eating too much, although the taste is very good, although a small pot in the Guanghan Palace costs ten merit coins.

"Ah...... Grilled meat! The mortal world is called barbecue. Yu Le marinated the bear meat skewers in the seasoning, and then put them on the charcoal fire to roast them, the fragrance drifted away with the green smoke, Yu Le took a brush and brushed the oil, and sprinkled the cumin powder chili noodles with his hands.

Burning, from the meat from the fire, the meat on the fire, the meaning of the six books to make words.

Eating roasted meat was before humans learned to use fire.

At the beginning of humanity, the thunder caused a fire on the earth, and there were small beasts in the forest that could not escape and were burned, but they did not reach the level of complete carbonization.

After the fire was extinguished, primitive people picked it up and ate it.

Hey, it's delicious!

Shall we make our own fire and burn it?

Thus, barbecue was born.

In this way, primitive people learned to use fire, completely got rid of the ignorant stage of Ru Mao drinking blood, and the fire of civilization has flourished since then.

Therefore, barbecue is the mother of civilization, and if you don't like barbecue, you will forget your ancestors.

The poetry is cloudy, there is a rabbit head, and it is burnt.

Lefu cloud, drink alcohol, burn fat cow.

The Book of Poetry and Yuefu are all born from folk songs.

The earliest folk ballad is not a four-word book of poetry.

"Broken wood, continued wood, flying earth, chasing meat. ”

This is the earliest ballad in Chinese history, called Dange, collected in the Spring and Autumn Period of Wu Yue.

The language of primitive people is very simple and the vocabulary is minimal. The plants that grow on the ground are called "wood", the stones and soil are called "soil", and the beasts running on the ground are called "meat".

This two-word ballad is to the effect that he chops down the bamboo, makes a slingshot, shoots out stones, and hits the beast.

Why isn't there below?

I was busy grilling the meat, it was so delicious, why don't I sing it......

Therefore, the gods are no strangers to roasted meat, and the people in the military are even more familiar, but they have never smelled so fragrant?

Bao Xian and Wei Cha scrambled over, still clutching the stainless steel vegetable basin in their hands, the edge of which was obviously a little deformed, and the boiled meat was in their mouths and forgot to chew.

"Brother Le's craft, tsk!" Baoxian praised.

"The craftsmanship is good, and the seasoning is good, tsk!" said Wichazan.

"A few brothers, please use it!" Yu Le distributed two strings each, and he also tasted it, which was still worse than Uncle Shan's craftsmanship, and he could barely eat it.

Eat large pieces of stewed meat and small pieces of roasted meat.

Yu Le took out five large barrels of Langyatai liquor, and the riverside picnic set off a new climax.

The vat is equivalent to the loose wine of the early years, the taste is only average, but the alcohol content is more than 50 degrees. The ten-liter Langya Terrace is sold for about 30 yuan in the store, which is really cheap and sufficient, and the old men in the countryside drink this.

"Good wine!" Bao Xian grabbed the glass and drank it all, his face flushed, "Hiss-"

"It's so powerful, as if I've never drunk alcohol!" Wicha refused, and drank it all the same, his face flushed, "I'm going to go!

Nezha learned to have fun, picked up the wine glass and took a big sip, his eyes lit up suddenly, "Good wine!

The immortals enjoy endless years, and there is not much serious business to do, so it is normal to get together and drink.

Back then, Sun Wukong was awarded the title of Monkey King, but he was an official and an envoy, and he visited the palace every day to make friends and make friends. See Sanqing called the word "old", and every fourth emperor said "Your Majesty". and the Nine Stars, the Five Directions, the Twenty-Eight Heavens, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the Universal Stars, and the Gods of the River and Han Dynasties, all of them treat each other as brothers and call each other. Today's eastward travel, tomorrow's westward swing, the clouds go to the clouds, and the whereabouts are uncertain.

In fact, it is to rub around and drink all day long.

However, the fairy world liquor, born from rice wine, tastes beautiful, and the aura is sufficient, but the degree is not high, how can there be such a vigorous old man wine?

After all, the barbecue is too small, and it is more enjoyable to have a large stew.

Dusty Memory, Wei Cha and Bao Xian, all holding a large barrel, drank mightily.

It didn't take long for them all to sleep on the beach, snoring like thunder, one louder than the other.

Yu Le and Nezha were slowly tasting wine, and they were just roasting meat, in fact, it was two or three sips of a glass, which was not too slow.

"Brother Yu is massive!" Nezha picked a big thumb brother, his little face was flushed, and he gradually became overwhelmed.

"It's just a matter of getting used to it. Yu Lehan smiled, and after a while, he actually drank most of the barrel, five or six catties.

Yu Le actually doesn't like to drink, but he never shirks, and he doesn't get drunk with a thousand glasses.

This half bucket goes down, and it doesn't feel unusual.

Thinking about the giant spirit god and others, they had never drunk such a high level of liquor, but they were stupid for a while. Nezha drank more slowly, and his condition was better.

"What a good thing in the world!" Nezha stood up tremblingly.

"It's really different from a thousand years ago. Yu Le smiled.

"Thank you, Brother Yu! These three rammed goods are embarrassed!" Nezha was a little ashamed.

"They're all temperamental. "Yu Le sincerely appreciated. Haha, I finally have a strength, drinking can bring down the immortals, Yu Le thinks that after drinking a large bucket, it won't be anything.

"Why don't you stop here?"

"It's up to Brother Li. Yu Le also stood up, and the cooking utensils and tableware in one place were also cleaned up.

"These things, barbecue grills, right, I bought them, Brother Yu and make a price. "Nezha is small, but he has a big heart.

"A little sundries, I've given them to Brother Li, come back another day!"

Yu Yue emptied the Qiankun bag, and there were still fifteen boxes of instant noodles, which were collected from a few small stores when he was rushing to the market, and there were all kinds of brands, and he wouldn't mind if he wanted to come to the giant spirit god.

Entrusting Nezha to hand over the instant noodles to the Giant Spirit God, Yu Le returned to the world. Then he flew to the Imperial Horse Prison to collect Tianma dung, and flew to the sky above Zangma Mountain after dark, and sprinkled it indiscriminately.

Maybe someone went to the yard in the middle of the night, felt the drizzle, and looked up to see the sky full of stars. Then wipe your hair, it's really wet, and it's salty to lick it......

At this time, on the map on the back of the Divine Order, there were already six coordinate points.

Nantianmen, Huishan, Guanghan Palace, Imperial Horse Prison, and Moon Palace are all in the lower part of the Divine Order. But the capital is lonely and far away.

Or is it up, north, down, south, left, west, right, east?

Judging from the straight-line spacing, the Imperial Horse Supervisor is the closest to Huishan, but he also has to fly in the auspicious clouds for nearly an hour, which is the daily commuting time for Chen Tuan to work.

It will take more than an hour to fly from the Imperial Horse Prison to the Guanghan Palace.

And Yu Le's transfer from the mortal world to any of the above places takes about ten minutes to make a round trip, which is very similar.

What the mechanism is, Yu Le has no way of knowing, but he also chooses to fly solo every time, instead of flying from one coordinate to another.

Not to mention the time efficiency, if you fly in the heavenly realm, what accidents will there be, how terrifying the air crash is.

There is only one day in the mortal world, and there are twelve days in the fairy world.

Yu Le has to run to the Imperial Horse Supervisor every day, thousands of heavenly horses defecate, every day is a small mountain, twelve days down is a big mountain.

When Ning Wushuang started school, Yu Le couldn't come to the capital for two days, and the imperial horse prison was almost flooded. After Yu Le confessed, he ran three times in a row to be cleared.

"Little Liu, brother brought you something good!" As soon as Yu Le came out of the foothold of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, he saw Sun Xiaoliu wearing a red official robe as usual.

"Yu Le!" Sun Xiaoliu's little face was always excited, "What good things did you bring?"

"Let's go to the Pegasus River. Yu Le grabbed Sun Xiaoliu's hairy hand and drove away in the air. Before taking off, I didn't forget to throw the Qiankun bag to Chen Tuo.

Shang Tong and Chen Tuan glanced at each other, and also flew over, riding on Chen Tuan's dark clouds. Before taking off, he didn't forget to throw the Qiankun bag to Tuxingsun.

"Wait for me!" Tu Xingsun jumped up and down holding the Qiankun bag.

"Tamp the goods, you and command the wrestlers to load dung!" Shang Yu reprimanded with an expressionless face.

"Yes, yes!" Tuxing Sun stood aggrieved and respectfully, and when Shang Tong and Chen Tuan flew away, he spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground viciously, "Lao Tzu is a dignified Tufu Xingjun!

Seeing that the powerful man and thief looked at him with eyebrows, Tu Xingsun hurriedly stretched out his foot and rubbed the phlegm, "What do you see? Load dung for Lao Tzu!"

Huishan's mahjong gambling can't be held indefinitely after all, and the Imperial Horse Supervisor always has some serious things to do.

Tuxing Sun surrendered to Yu Le, but Yu Le couldn't take him down to earth, so Tuxing Sun had nowhere to go, so he happily followed the imperial horse supervisor.

Although there is no establishment, no status, and there are endless chores, there is no need to worry about three meals a day, right?

The last time I was so calm and happy, was it when I was with Chanyu, right?

Chanyu......

In the pavilion on the Tianma River Covered Bridge, Yu Le took out a set of barbecue things, assembled them, and taught Sun Xiaoliu how to use them, that is, to demonstrate while talking.

Of course, it's too late to hunt now, but when Yu Le left Nantianmen, he took away a piece of bear belly meat, which was almost half a ton smaller, and it was enough to eat.

"I know that Brother Le can't forget a few brothers, hehe. Chen Yan leaned over with a hippie smile.

"The two of us also follow the steward to get some benefits, hehe. Shang Yu smiled cautiously.

Sun Xiaoliu was about to reprimand Chen Tuan, but after listening to Shang Tong's words, it turned cloudy, and he ordered angrily, "Chen Tuan will cut the meat, and Shang Tong will come to wear the meat!"

"Hey!" Shang Tong and Chen Jian hurriedly approached, one cutting meat and the other piercing meat, which was much more advantageous than the Giant Spirit God and the others.

Yu Le is very comfortable in the Imperial Horse Prison, just like in the mortal world, and his mood is relaxed and happy.

But be vigilant when you are at the Nantianmen.

The giant spirit god is honest and reliable, Wei Cha is a fool who is not stingy, Baoxian is greedy for money and has a bad heart, but it is Li Nezha who makes Yu Le wary of the most.

Zhengtai's body is too faced, calm and harmless, and he doesn't say much, but Yu Le feels for no reason that Li Nezha is not simple to the end.

At least it's not the "our friend Little Nezha" in the cartoon.

In the past, whether I read villain books or cartoons, I always liked and admired Nezha.

But if you think about it carefully, Nezha killed the Dragon Prince's skinning and cramps, shot Shiji Niangniang's Biyun Tong'er, cut the flesh and returned the mother, and the bones were returned to the father, he was clearly a ruthless person!

When you look at the god list, you can feel that Nezha is a complete bastard, he has been cheating his father since his mother's womb, and his ability to pit his father is even greater after birth. Li Jing was not killed by Nezha, even if he has a strong desire to survive and clever means of survival, of course, the law is not sound.

After cutting the flesh and removing the bones, Nezha hated Li Jing again, and always wanted to get rid of him quickly, so Li Jing became the king of Tota.

The exquisite and clear relics of the Ruyi golden pagoda, Sakyamuni gave Li Jing self-defense, and the rebellion of the third prince was overcome.

If Nezha is good at getting along, why does Li Jing have to stay with him, he has to hold it when he goes to the toilet, and he is also a fairy with clever skills.

Is Prince Long wronged, Li Jing wronged?

To borrow a fashionable phrase, there is no love in this original family, and Nezha has physical and mental scars.

Relatively speaking, Baoxian's little calculation is simply a kindergarten child playing with the teacher, right?

In short, Yu Le felt that it was not cost-effective to mix some gold from Nantianmen.

Even at present, Li Nezha has obvious kindness to Le.

Yu Le had no choice but to act like he was greedy for gold, and changed his way to pour things for them......