007, Ba Po
Well, modern times are indeed more civilized than ancient times, and the thatched toilet is a thatched toilet, and a urinal is made, but this cook is also lacking in roots, and the thatched pit with the door closed is not on it, so you have to go to the urinal without a door, isn't this death!
She imagined, so seven or eight boys lined up to pee in front of this urinal at the same time, facing the wall, as long as they wanted to look, they turned their heads, and then the buddies looked at the buddies, these men really didn't feel embarrassed at all?
"Exhibitionism!" Tang Yiling turned around and left as soon as he said it, who knew that the man actually muttered: "Eight women." ”
The most important thing is that it was heard by the clever Tang Yiling!!
In ancient times, Tang Yiling went out to buy rice and chop firewood, and when she met a man on the street to make trouble for her, she avoided it.
It's not that she's afraid of men, she grew up on the border, in addition to being able to ride horses and hunt, her father, who has martial arts, also taught her a lot of self-defense skills.
It's just that in ancient times, the level of men and women was too obvious, and there were a lot of ordinary women who couldn't eat enough to get married, so what confidence could women have to reason with men!
The title of "Eight Women" means "old and ugly female neuropathy" in Qingshan City.
Even if Tang Yiling traveled from ancient times, at this moment, she also knew this scolding word, and she was not less foul-mouthed by Lang Jun in ancient times.
The most important thing is that in modern times, she is the daughter of the richest man, and the first time she went out, she experienced the tumbling of the box.
At this moment, she was insulted by the dead cook in front of her, and she didn't fight in anger, turned around and took the cook's arm to teach him a good lesson.
"Who are you talking about? You exhibitionist, you say it again? ”
The male cook shook off her hand, refused to pull it, leaned to the side with a cold face, closed his eyes for a while, and relieved the sin of holding urine from his bladder.
He was very anxious to get rid of his hands, and he didn't want to go into the bathroom, the urinal was in front of him, but he could only hold it alive, who let him entangle a dead woman.
"A dignified man, a gentleman is hard to chase after a horse, do you dare to say it? You say, you spread your heart and say! ”
After Tang Yiling finished speaking, she stared at her with big eyes, staring at her so much that her eyeballs were about to fall out, treating this cook who had no one in her eyes, at this moment, she was like Lang Jun in her previous life, and she was also like the father of the original host, in short, at this moment, she didn't know how much she hated this dead cook!
The male chef originally wanted to speed up the matter, so that he could relieve himself when the eight women left, and his bladder was already in a hurry.
But she said so, and did not admit that he was not a man, and then he opened his closed single eyelid, straightened his slanted face, and looked her in the eye for a moment.
"You say exhibitionism, I say eight women, one person, it's not an exaggeration."
Tang Yi's eyes rolled angrily, and he looked around the huge empty bathroom angrily······
At this moment, a shy high school boy who pulled up the zipper ran out of the door, and when he saw a woman there, or thought it was a quarrel between the two of them, he didn't care about the three, seven, twenty-one, and immediately hurriedly pulled up the zipper, and ran out quickly without washing his hands.
Tang Yiling looked at the eyes of the departing little boy, and quickly digested the cook's "short and concise" words in her mind, which really made sense, and half of her anger was gone.
Not right······
I was almost told that no, I am a customer, he is a cook, I should be in my position, I am a level higher than him, and he is afraid of me.
The customer is God, yes, there is such a sentence in the mind of the original host.
"I'll just say you're an exhibitionist, you don't let in the latrine with a door, you have to be outside the door. Besides, if I'm here, you just have to go into the pit with the door to relieve yourself, what are you muttering here? Is this the attitude that a chef should have towards his customers? ”
Tang Yiling took a breath after speaking, she couldn't imagine that she could say this kind of technical words, all relying on the words and deeds of the original host, in exchange for ancient times, she could only speak rudely!
It's not useless to know how to be knowledgeable, to deal with the panic moment of quarrel, there is a connotation foundation, it is still very useful, not to mention the dirty words, but also the head.
Well, not bad, not bad!
After Tang Yiling finished speaking, he curled the corners of his mouth and smiled, looking at him triumphantly, knowing that good-looking women can't be messed with, don't think that everyone will turn big things into small things.
The old lady won't!
In ancient times, if it weren't for her Langjun spending every day drinking, she would have been milking a bunch of dolls a long time ago, where would she be alone in the empty room.
In short, a woman after the age of twenty can be called an old lady, and the body of this original host is already 23 years old!
The male chef held back his urine, and with this unreasonable and brazen woman, he really had to pay attention to the reason, and he didn't bother to say it, but he had to say it, otherwise she would only become more and more ashamed.
"Ma'am, you stumbled into the bathroom by yourself and didn't say a word. You only say that there is a difference between a door and a door, do I have to tell you the difference between using a squat pool and using a urinal, and then explain to you in detail, why do men have to use a urine pool when urinating? ”
Tang Yiling's eyes were rolling left and right, secretly digesting the "lady", "squat", "urinal pool", "feeling", and "decision" that the cook said······
It's just that the handsome male chef in front of him couldn't imagine that until he died, this woman really nodded: "Then you said it!" ”
The male chef is crazy, it's all about this, isn't it embarrassing?
It seems that this highest-class morning market restaurant in Qingshan City has also been mixed with an uneducated village girl.
This male chef was holding his bladder full of urine, and he was really suffocating to death, but he couldn't leave with this female eighth woman.
Just as the male chef collapsed, a door happened to open in the back bathroom······
In the bathroom door, another young man in a black suit popped out, and the young man didn't look at the embarrassing scene of Tang Yiling and the male chef arguing, but just lowered his head to the sink to wash his hands, and blurted out:
"You have to use a urine pool to pee, because with a urine pool, you just need to unzip it, solve it, and close the zipper. If you want to use a squat pool to pee, you need to open the door, close the door, and unzip it······ I peed all over the place and didn't say anything, and then, I had to close the zipper and reach out to open the door before I could get out. In short, peeing into the squatting pool inside is very troublesome, and for men, the pleasure of standing and solving things immediately, you women are not ······"
This call was thoroughly and unambiguous.
It's just that the man who spoke suddenly paused uncalmly.
Hearing this, Tang Yiling's face was flushed, and he had to endure the redness and hotness under his skin, control his slightly reddened cheeks, bite his masseter muscles, and must not show shy panic, he must be hard and look at the dead cook.