Chapter 372: A New Natural Calamity

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Haven't those sticky slimes skewered here and there yet? ”

In the royal capital of Baier, the dragon riding Grand Duke Hai Lunte is also known for his rigor and toughness, but most of the time he is cold-faced with people, and his reputation in the country is actually very high, especially when the domestic princes fall into fighting each other and his reputation plummets, he takes the initiative to run away to resist the undead, which makes him have a high reputation and prestige among the younger generation, and there is even no shortage of followers and suitors who take the initiative to serve.

But the current appearance, I'm afraid it really can't be called majestic.

The strong six-pack abs made the maid on the side point, and he deliberately kept a straight face as usual, full of strictness, but everyone knew that he was just trying to maintain his majesty, after all, the shorts made of leaves were the only cover, and maintaining dignity under the premise of half a pair of panties was a joke in itself.

But the others didn't care to laugh at him, it was good to have leaf shorts, and the others were even worse.

His housekeeper directly put two holes in the big porcelain vase, and some people directly put themselves in the barrel and walked on the ground with two feet, just like the unlucky eggs who lost all their wealth in the casino.

And most people find that they can still use it, and the most concealed item is actually hemp rope, and the result is that all kinds of trendy clothing have been discovered, such as two ropes, one under the main tube, and one around the top two points, such as wrapping a circle around their key parts...... On the other hand, the human imagination is limitless, and some clothes are worse than not wearing them at all.

Recently, there have been a lot of street artists looking for inspiration every day, and all kinds of mosaic sculptures have been taking to the streets, if it weren't for the fact that slimes started eating paper. Maybe there will be all kinds of wonderful paintings. Enrich the spiritual life of the people.

I'm afraid that at this point everyone knows what has happened. The event itself was nothing special, except that the sudden Slime Disaster swept through the city, and those sticky soft creatures suddenly rushed out of the sewers, gutters, and alleys, attacking everyone.

If it is an ordinary monster, the defense of the royal capital is not vegetarian, but what is surprising is that these soft slimes are completely unable to resist in front of ordinary people when they have amazing resistance to physics and magic. Fortunately, these slimes themselves are not aggressive, and the most dangerous thing in their bodies is the digestive juice that corrodes the fibers of the clothing and adheres to the metal.

First of all, they are very vigorous, completely ignoring the slashing of ordinary swords, and waiting to be naked if they are caught, and for the strong, it is not difficult to kill them with a sword, but once they are too seriously injured, they will immediately explode themselves, and the slime splashes are extremely fast and long-range, as long as they are contaminated a little. If it's ordinary clothes, it's gone, but if it's metal armor, precious armor such as magic robes. It will deteriorate in the air and turn into brownish sludge, emitting a disgusting stench...... Well, we all know that it conjures up images of something, and in fact it is no different from that thing in color or appearance, and someone's malice is not trying to hide it.

And the most vicious thing is that the stench is difficult to wash off, not to mention directly stained with armor and weapons, it is Hai Yante himself, in order to wash off the stench, he almost wiped off a layer of skin, and now his skin is still red.

And even the proud dragons are extremely disgusted with this creature, such as the brother of Hayant, who just descended from a high altitude as usual, and trampled to death with one foot, but the result is that he is still lying in the square outside the window and letting the servants wash his body, and the water used up is full of stench, and the passing servants are all clamped to their noses, which makes the dragon very embarrassed.

The most disgusting thing about this kind of thing is that it has a super excellent reproductive ability, and there are often slimes on the road that start to split when they are eaten one by one, and then become two.

Originally, the dragon flames and large-scale magic of the dragon clan could still play a role, but in this city full of citizens, I am afraid that at the same time as killing the slime, the city will also be killed.

And if it hadn't been learned from some source that this slime did not have a long lifespan, it would have died of natural causes within a week, and the whole city was immediately notified, I am afraid that the entire king would have fallen into a panic.

Looking at the intelligence letters written on the shells on the table, Hai Yante lamented that someone had caused the regression of civilization by using his individual ability, and at the same time lamented that thanks to the transactions with the ethnic minorities in the south, the shell coin inventory had actually been used again.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ This is really naked revenge. However, it was really the usual method of that person. ”

You subjected my people to the insult of being thrown at debris and filth? Okay, I'll let you all the people in the city enjoy the sour taste of streaking and the stench, Helent seemed to see the man's malicious smile in the shadows.

"Perhaps, it is also a means to show strength."

In a sense, diplomacy cannot be a game of compromise and exchange of interests, and the outcome of negotiations is often decided before the negotiations, and the results that are not available in war are not available at the negotiating table...... Let's ignore once again the dynasty that has set countless records for the lower limit, whose diplomats are in a sense mere pitiful microphones.

But although the final fundamental result is already doomed, the weaker side will naturally not sit still, and the "funny talk" of Oros playing the ambassador of the Mage Country these days has spread all over the city, and the aristocratic circle has even bet on the fact that this poor girl is going crazy on the spot with no demeanor in that weather.

Even the young boy in the salon every day painted how the ambassador was forced to run away by the angry people, and even the good deeds themselves took action, in a sense, as a young lady born in Bayer, Shirley had lost her reputation while not having a good impression of her hometown at all, and she was unable to come up with a way to deal with it, which made her even more incompetent in her position as diplomatic ambassador.

If this kind of thing continues, I'm afraid that the Tower in the Clouds will have to change ambassadors.

This undoubtedly made the nobles stand on the high point again and happily laugh at the big country on the other side of the sea, and relieved the pressure on the Bayer royal family, which was attacked on all sides, but in the eyes of Helent, who knew something, this was not a good way.

While letting the poor female ambassador become a harlequin to please the public, His Majesty the Emperor didn't think much about it and provoked the little one. What to do with the big one who comes back to that skin. And the big one. It seems that his reputation has not always been very good, at least his grudge is world-famous.

At this time, the revenge really came, and when the layman was crying and laughing, a military expert like Helent was thinking about the threats and consequences of this scourge if it was really applied to the military.

"Forbidden curse washing? Throwing forbidden spells on your own land? It's up to them to come up with it. ”

Worried? If that person can only squirt out the digestive juices that corrode the clothes, can't they let it spew deadly venom, and let the viscous bodily fluids stick to the metal and quickly turn into a foul smell. Can't you just let it corrode the metal and cause a deadly explosion?

At least the news I got from the high-level alchemist was that the rationing of this special digestive liquid was far more difficult than that of venom and liquid explosives, and since the other party had definitely done the extremely difficult configuration of the digestive liquid, it would naturally make a lower difficulty of the dead poison, and let the digestive liquid only have an effect on clothing fibers and paper fibers, but ignore the wood fibers, which has become the target of all alchemists in the royal capital recently.

Even a little more vicious, all you need to do is add meat to the menu of these slimes, maybe there are no more living people in King Baier now.

So, Helent directly made a plan. Add in both possibilities - "If this attack is a poisonous slime and a blast slime, or even a cannibal slime." How should our country respond? ”

He didn't come up with anything of his own, and the proposal was thrown to the General Staff of the Military Department and the Royal Mage Society, and both came to the same conclusion, but both disappointed Helent, they didn't have any new methods, and the way to deal with the undead scourge was exactly the same, either cut off the source before the event started, or simply abandon a large area and use the forbidden spell to completely wash the floor.

Undoubtedly, just a newcomer, the Lan Guo people used their own way to teach the Bayer people a lesson, and let those in the know deeply understand what kind of goods are in the top 30 of the natural disaster list.

And being so troubled, the original palace audience was naturally postponed, the emperor was probably killed, and he closed himself in the room from that day, and no one saw him, and now the other royal members of the Bayer royal family have finally stopped their boring secret fights, after all, not everyone can fight while naked/naked, even the streets are empty, after all, no one wants to come out clean, and the stench goes back.

As a result, the city that was bustling the day before yesterday has turned into a dead city, with slimes roaming the streets back and forth, and when the royal family's announcement that "slimes will die out in a week" is issued throughout the city, no one will think of messing with these disgusting things.

Of course, not everyone suffered, at least the envoys in the Land of Mages did not suffer, but had a rather interesting chat.

"What the hell are these slimes? How did you know in advance that they wouldn't dare come in by sealing all the gaps with wood? ”

Everyone looked around, but they all remained eerily silent, and finally the Storm Eagle exited.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I really miss those happy days, last time the number of our Bison Sect skyrocketed tenfold, but it's a pity that this time the slime has an extra stench attribute, otherwise we can take the opportunity to preach, or we will try to contact the adults and ask them to revise it. ”

"I don't think you can find him, at least until Lord Red dies down......"

In a sense, dragons and cats are all the same, for example, once they are annoyed, they will pounce and bite and sweep their tails when they see something unpleasant, and as long as this thing is pounced, it will burst like a balloon......

Xiaohong and Moriel went to find a volcano hot spring on the day they arrived in the city, and now their skin is still red, so I don't know if it's too hot, or angry, but the black-haired woman is now not absent all day long, "Damn Roland, that bastard......" on her lips, and she looks out the window from time to time, as if she is looking for a target for revenge, and it is estimated that most of them are still angry.

But after learning about someone's amazing deeds in the past, when the royal family sent it in cryptic words, "We were wrong before, and now we can't stand it, please ask the elders to receive their magical powers", Shirley was secretly amazed at the amazing achievements of that "irresponsible guy" in creation, and at the same time, she was also a little inexplicably happy.

"It's actually for me...... For us, since the Bayer man has sincerity, the future work can also be on the right track, with this strong return, our negotiations will be smoother, or he is not as irresponsible as he imagined. ”

The words spoke, but no one answered, but even Lilith, who had always been very tolerant of Roland, vomited in her heart.

"It's definitely that you think too much, he's just so unreliable, he's more irresponsible than you think, he definitely didn't think so good!"

At this time, in the Royal Mage Guild, a white-robed mage sneezed inexplicably, then shook his head, and then continued to fiddle with his chief alchemist with his new potion.

"The X-19 variant has begun to decline, but the activity of the two variants far exceeds that of the original species, and it seems that there is a new variety of the slime family, and this time the target of erosion is Adamantite, melting it down. Well, next, it's the 108th time I've put it down, and I hope to live two more days. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I built yΓ¬ we extended the life of the slime, the last time my hair removal slime died a natural death before I could find a few targets, I didn't collect enough jΓΉ at all. ”

Shirley may not have noticed that the chief alchemist of the envoys, Olivia, had disappeared silently, and at this time, she was also wearing the royal alchemist robe of Bayer, but she was an important member of the three-person research team.

Roland's undead construction, Olivia's potion of miracle alchemist, and the accumulation of magic of Heloise the All-Knowing are, in a sense, probably the worst and most evil combination in the world.

Even the confident Helent would not have thought that they made a judgment that the previous underground slime plague only lasted that long, and that Roland didn't care much about the test product that time, it wasn't that he didn't have the ability to continue.

And this time not only has the help of other masters, but after Roland himself has completely indulged in the real yΓ n, how long this disaster will last can probably only depend on how long he will get tired of playing.

Soon it will be known that there is a new variant of those foul-smelling slimes, and I am afraid that a new unlucky one will appear, and the so-called wooden protective line may be as empty at any time as Roland's festival.

And even Heloise, who persuaded him in the past, had no intention of stopping it, after all, now every variant is a part of her, and it is her new ability, and with the rise of Roland's strength and the gradual unlocking of Heloise's strength, the city-type activity catastrophe - "greed" is showing the world the ability she should have.

As for diplomacy and negotiations? What will the three mad mages who have fallen into a research frenzy remember? They are only ecstatic at the realization of a new idea, at the birth of a new branch. (To be continued......)