Fifth, seventy-three, cute, hero, or weird

The first update -

Xiao Qiushui took a mirror and handed it to Hua Zheng, and said with a smile: "Look at your new look, do you like it?" People will be heroes in the future, and the work of dressing up people is also a first-class level, worthy of the identity of a hero. ”

Zuoqiu's detached voice came from behind: "Boss, there seems to be no inevitable connection between the level of makeup and becoming a hero." ”

Xiao Qiushui said strangely: "Isn't there any contact? I thought that a hero must be very powerful in all aspects, not only with high martial arts and good character, but also good at disguise, so as to become a legendary hero. ”

Tang Rou said gently: "Boss, you have been fooled, heroes don't change their names, they don't change their surnames, and changing their disguises is something that only Xiaoxia and Zhongxia do, how can they have the majesty of heroes?" The hero has to attack head-on! Yujian's enemy first reported his high name, and then defeated the enemy, and walked away, waving his hand without taking away a cloud, that is the hero. ”

Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "I see, the hero attacks from the front, it makes sense!" From today onwards, I will never wear makeup again. Hmph, makeup or something doesn't work for me. ”

Zuoqiu said detachedly: "But boss, a woman can't marry without makeup...... Are you sure you don't want to wear makeup? ”

Xiao Qiushui said with a serious face: "The way of a hero, rugged and bumpy, heavy and long, long and long, long and long, I will go up and down and seek, what does it matter if I can't get married?" In order to become a hero, even if I don't marry for the rest of my life, I have no complaints. ”

Tang Rou said softly: "But...... The famous heroes on the rivers and lakes are all married, and those who are lonely and old age. None of them have a precedent for becoming heroes. Because people who die alone are prone to distorted personalities. When he got old, he was called a 'strange man', and so far, there has never been a single person in the rivers and lakes who has been successfully promoted to a hero. ”

When Xiao Qiushui heard this, he was immediately shocked: "Is there still such a thing as being a hero?" Wow, a lot of things I don't understand. ”

Tang Rou patted her lightly on the shoulder, and said softly: "Boss, the road to becoming a hero is rugged and bumpy. There is a long way to go, the road is long and long, you will go up and down and seek, take a wrong step, you will go to a fork in the road, so you must be careful. If you really don't marry until you are old, you will become a quirky old virgin with a withdrawn personality, and you will definitely be called a weird hero at that time, and you won't be a hero. ”

Xiao Qiushui said in a cold sweat: "I understand, then I must think of marrying myself as soon as possible." so as not to become a weirdo. But...... If you don't wear makeup, you can't get married, and makeup will turn into a little hero and a middle hero. How difficult is that? Is there any solution? ”

Tang Rou whispered softly in her ear: "The solution is to take the initiative, meet a man who has a good feeling, and decisively push back...... The raw rice is cooked into cooked rice, so that the man can't rely on it, he must marry you, and then he won't have to put on makeup again. You can concentrate on cultivating the way of heroes. ”

Xiao Qiushui wiped a handful of sweat on his face: "Although your plan is good, why do I always feel weird?" ”

Tang Rou said softly: "It's not weird, it's not weird at all...... Think about the relationship between your father and your mother, your father is strict with his wife, how can a man like him who is afraid of his wife take the initiative to pursue your mother? It must be your mother who pushed your father backwards! ”

Xiao Qiushui thought about it, his father was naked in the ice and snow 360 degrees Thomas spun all the way to please his mother, he didn't want to, he thought about it, how could such a cowardly father take the initiative to pursue his mother? It must have been pushed backwards, and this can't be wrong.

She wiped a cold sweat again: "I see, I seem to understand something." ”

Tang Rou patted her on the back and said, "Come on, boss." ”

Zuoqiu Chaoran also helped: "Come on, come on!" ”

Deng Yuhan shook her head and concluded coldly in a voice that only she could hear: "I was tricked again." ”

These four unreliable guys were talking nonsense in the corner, but Hua Zheng was in a different situation, she saw in the mirror that she was dressed like a Han woman, and couldn't help but point at Li Yan and exclaimed, "You guys...... What is it to do by dressing me up like this? Don't do it, you really want me to do it...... Do...... Be his wife? I don't do it! I don't want to die! ”

As soon as she said this, the skinny girl was not happy, and snorted coldly: "What? What nonsense are you talking about this broken Mongolian woman? Do you think anyone who wants to be his wife is fine? How can it be so easy, I ...... I haven't even gotten married yet. Speaking of which, she couldn't help but feel a little resentful, what, people helped him so much along the way, he actually married a little county lord and Fang Yi recently, why didn't he marry me?

Hua Zheng was a little dazed: I actually said that I was not qualified to marry him, and if I didn't bring such a demeaning person, I was a princess! Besides, you made me dressed up like this, you already made it clear that you wanted me to marry him, and now what nonsense are you talking about?

Hua Zheng decided that if that man came to insult her, she would swear to resist!

saw Li Yan waved his hand and said, "Just dress up, order her soft and dumb, and take it out." ”

With a wave of her hand, the two acupoints of Hua Zheng were sealed at the same time, and her body softened all of a sudden, she was taken aback, what evil method did the Han people use on me? Why don't you use your strength? This...... It's over, I can't even resist to the death now, do I want to be taken out and put on an eighteen-like appearance?

She was so anxious and sad that she didn't know what to do.

I saw Li Yan leading the way in front, several girls set her up and walked out, her whole body was soft, sad tears flowed, after leaving the cellar, only to hear many people outside shouting: "Fire...... she was even more surprised: "Is there a fire outside?" Now that there's a fire, he's still in the mood to do that to me? What kind of person is this! ”

Li Yan and others took Hua Zheng to the middle of the soldiers of the Xiao Cavalry Battalion, only to see Wu Yingxiong and a large number of people in various rooms to check the Mongolian envoys, of course they would not explicitly say that they came to find the Mongolian envoys, only that there were spies who set fires, and the spies must be found.

Li Yan smiled and led the girls to Wu Yingneng, and greeted him from afar: "Yo, little prince, have you found the spy?" ”

Wu Yingxiong looked annoyed, of course he hadn't found it yet, and he was wondering in his heart: it was really strange that he had received a report that the Mongolian envoy had been arrested by Lord Qincha, but he couldn't find it anywhere. His eyes swept to the girls behind Li Yan, and he saw a large number of women, each with their own merits, all of whom were rare beauties, and couldn't help but look sideways.

Li Yan deliberately took a step sideways, blocked his vision, and said with a smile: "Does the little prince think the palace maids behind me are very beautiful?" Originally, it would be okay to send you one or two, but you are about to marry the princess, and I will send the palace maid to you at this time, I am afraid that it will be inappropriate, and the princess is notoriously bad-tempered...... We don't dare to mess with her. ”

Wu Yingxiong smiled awkwardly, he didn't dare to stare at Li Yan's women anymore, the temper of the princess of Jianning, he had heard of it a little, I heard that the woman was a lawless lord in the palace, often beating eunuchs, and beating people to death was not once or twice, the reason why he married the princess this time was to try a political problem, stabilize Kang Mazi, and give Wu Sangui time to rebel, in fact, he himself was not too interested in the woman Princess Jianning.

Wu Yingxiong and Li Yan chatted casually for a while, talking about some painless questions, and his subordinates kept searching everywhere, and after a while, someone came to report once, but after countless returns, they couldn't find news of the Mongolian envoy.

Wu Yingxiong's face became more and more ugly, this Qincha Pavilion has been searched, but the princess's room has not been found, and the Mongolian envoy swears that he will win, which is related to the issue of Wu Sangui's rebellion and the Mongol attack on the Manchu Dynasty, which can be said to be a great matter. I can't say it, so I have to look for the princess's room carefully, if someone else wants to search the princess's room, it will be very rude, but he Wu Yingxiong is already engaged to the princess, there should be no problem to go in and search, right?

Wu Yingxiong had this plan, so he said: "Zuihou is still missing the princess's room and has not searched it, as the princess's future concubine, I am very worried about her safety, in case the spy who set fire lurks in the princess's room and holds the princess hostage, it will not be beautiful, I will go in and take a look." ”

Li Yan held back a laugh in his heart, and almost laughed out loud, ha, Wu Yingxiong, you kid is miserable, anyone who has watched "The Legend of Deer and Ding" knows that the princess is now holding a small pair of scissors and waiting for you to go in the room.

Of course, in order to get rid of the responsibility and avoid being covered in, Li Yan still had some things to say first, and he said with a serious face: "Little prince, this is not very good, right?" How can the princess's boudoir break in? If something happens, our family is not responsible. ”

Wu Yingxiong said: "It's really inappropriate for others to break in, it's okay for me to break in, I'm engaged to her." ”

Li Yan smiled secretly in his heart, but said on his lips: "Although that's what he said...... But...... hasn't officially married yet, so it's always a bit inappropriate to break into the boudoir like this. ”

Wu Yingxiong was unhappy when he saw that he had been stopping: "The Mongolian envoy is in the princess's room, and you have been rejecting me, just for fear of being discovered by me, the more you don't let me go, the more I want to go." His face turned pale, and he snorted: "Gonggong Li, you prevented our fiancΓ©e from meeting, could it be that there is some ulterior motive?" ”

Li Yan said: "How can I have, I just remind you that the princess is very dangerous, you need to be cautious when entering the house, if you don't listen, don't blame me if something happens." ”

Wu Yingxiong snorted and said, "There's a fart danger, I'll go in now." ”

It was fine for him to go in alone, but after all, it was inconvenient to bring his men in, so he said to his subordinates: "Wait for me outside." ”

Seeing him swaggering in, Li Yan couldn't help but laugh secretly, pricked up his ears, and planned to listen to the show. Sure enough, after a while, Wu Yingxiong's terrible screams came from the house, as well as the princess's cry, Li Yan laughed secretly in his heart, but shouted loudly: "Little prince, what are you going to do to the princess?" Hugh is rude! Then he kicked the door open and jumped in. (To be continued......)

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