The first 34 cute, continue to be happy

The first update -

"Okay, to the point." Cuiyu Yellow Shirt Huo Qingtong didn't know where to get out: "We need to find a big backer to protect when we go back, I used to want to dedicate Princess Xiangxiang to the emperor of the Manchu Qing Dynasty to seek protection, but the Manchu Qing Dynasty has been killed by you, so now I have to find you as a backer." ”

Li Yan Khan: "So? What do you want me to do? ”

Huo Qingtong said seriously: "Marriage! You also have to help us return to the tribe, don't let us be bullied by other tribes, and if we don't marry, we will rebel. ”

This is unreasonable, stuffing girls into Li Yan's harem alive, and not giving them a chance to refuse. Li Yan really wanted to say, "There is a kind of rebellion to see", but after thinking about it carefully, people can't be too cheap, they can't be cheap and sell well, if they have to force other girls' girls to run away and go back to the ministry to rebel, it will be too much, no matter how low the EQ is, it can't be like this, this kind of thing is still agreed to be settled. After all, Princess Xiangxiang is also very beautiful, and she will not suffer a loss when she marries.

"Okay, then let's get married......" Li Yan settled this matter.

"You have no jokes!" Huo Qingtong and Princess Xiangxiang stretched out their little hands to high-five Li Yan.

Hit it! But as soon as the blow was finished, things started to change. Princess Xiangxiang happily jumped to Chen Jialuo's side and hugged her: "We can finally be together." ”

Chen Jialuo was so frightened that goosebumps all over his body: "What are you doing?" It's all women, don't be so mad. ”

Princess Xiangxiang pouted, "We are already married, and you and I are a couple." ”

"No, isn't the marriage between you and Li Yanlian?" Chen Jialuo Khan.

"Who said it was like that? You think about it carefully. Which of our sentences said that I married Li Yan? Princess Xiangxiang snorted, "Aren't you already married to Li Yan?" You're a royal man, too. Then my marriage to you can be regarded as a marriage to the royal family. Let's love each other in the future. ”

Chen Jialuo squirted a mouthful of blood, and Li Yan also squirted a mouthful of tea. Well, unreasonable, right? You can be unreasonable, and so can we. Li Yan shouted: "Slow! We really didn't say that it was me who married Lord Xiangxiang, huh! Because I'm talking about me and Huo Qingtong. "This is more shameless than anyone, anyway, if you want to mess around, let's mess around, who is afraid of whom.

Huo Qingtong was not scared away. said calmly: "Since this is the case, then connect the two pairs." I married Li Yan, Xiangxiang and Chen Jialuo married, it is decided, national affairs are not child's play, what the emperor says must be counted. ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Li Yan shouted: "Don't you object? ”

"Why object?" Huo Qingtong spread his hands: "There are few men who can do martial arts in the back department, I have become the boss of the tribe, and if I don't marry, I can't get married, since there are rich and handsome people with strong martial arts who want to marry me, why don't you marry?" ”

Li Yan: "......"

All right. fell into the hands of women again, and these women went crazy one by one. It's always all kinds of loopholes to take advantage of me, uncles can bear it, aunts can't bear it, uncles can't bear it, I have to teach them a lesson today. Carry one in your left hand and one in your right hand, and grab it into the dormitory to educate it fiercely...... As soon as I stepped into the door of the dormitory, I felt wrong, I only educated the gang who let me do it not long ago, why do I want to educate now? The waist board is still clicking and clicking, where is the strength?

I quickly wanted to exit the dormitory, but I didn't expect it to be too late, just now it was obvious that I was carrying my sister and walking in, and now it suddenly became a sister dragging myself inside, and there was a Chen Jialuo pushing back, who was active and who was passive was completely unclear, and was dragged in for some reason, and was cleaned up in the clouds, and when he came out of it, his waist was no longer his own, and his bones sounded even more.

Sitting sadly in the atrium of the Imperial Garden, while rubbing her waist, she watched Fu Hongxue cut down trees, this woman has practiced drawing knives and swinging knives more than 10,000 times today, and five trees have fallen in the Imperial Garden, it seems that it will not be long before there is no decent wood in the Imperial Garden, and you have to think of a way to get this thing out.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of snake meat skewers being sold, hell, why are there hawkers in the palace? Does this Nima still want to be enjoyable to play? Turning his head to look over, Ouyang Feng, the idiot royal sister, walked over with a trolley, and the little Lori Yang Guo and the skinny girl Ouyang Ke followed, and when they arrived in front of them, they actually smiled at Li Yan: "Do you want to try the snake meat skewers from the White Camel Mountain in the Western Regions, to ensure that the taste is first-class." ”

Li Yan hurriedly shook his head: "Don't eat, I don't want to get stomach problems." ”

Little Lori smiled and showed a mouthful of white teeth: "My stepmother's things are delicious, and I won't get stomach problems." ”

"That's because you are sick yourself, and it is positive to fight poison and lose negative." Li Yan angrily despised her for a while.

The idiot sister is so sad, and her cooking skills are despised again, she can't live this day, and she runs away with tears and disappears. Li Yan was hard-hearted, and resolutely did not chase her, so as not to set himself up, told some jokes to tease the little Lori, and took out some serious pastries for the skinny girl to eat, telling her to take good care of her body, and to be white and fat in the future to be likable. The skinny girl was overjoyed, it felt so good that someone was in pain, her little arms and legs rubbed against Li Yan intentionally or unintentionally, these small movements were so annoying, usually some girls dared to do it to Li Yan, and she had to be ruined, but today her waist is not strong, and this kind of thing can only pretend not to see.

After a while, it was dinner time, the palace maid Tie Pinggu sent the imperial meal, today's imperial meal felt different from usual, much more abundant, and it was all rare game, and the mountain treasures were full of tables. Li Yan looked at it and had a big appetite: "Yo, what's going on?" Today's menu is so rich. ”

Tie Pinggu was blessed and said respectfully: "Today, a new imperial chef has been added to the imperial dining room, who is the best at mountain delicacies, so let her make this table for the emperor to try." ”

Li Yan was overjoyed, took a pair of chopsticks, and put them in his mouth......

"Boom!" The spaceship ignited and took off, and the fire flew up from the stomach, the entire esophagus was burning, and all the taste buds on the tongue were screaming, Li Yan even heard a taste bud scolding angrily: "I'm rubbing, don't put this strange food in your mouth, are you trying to kill us?" ”

What a scary bear's paw, this taste is so perverted, why does it give yourself a very familiar feeling?

White Camel Mountain flavor!

Li Yan was shocked: "The new imperial chef is not Ouyang Feng, the Western Poison?" ”

Tie Pinggu said with a smile: "The emperor is really powerful, you can tell who the chef is with one bite, this level can be called the god of food." ”

Li Yan had a strange expression on his face, and picked up a piece of bear's paw meat and fed it to Tie Pinggu's mouth: "You can also take a bite." ”

Tie Pinggu's face was full of happiness, the emperor actually fed me a mere palace maid to eat, this is definitely the rhythm of helping the concubine, opened her mouth with a flushed face, swallowed the bear paw into her stomach, and then screamed "oops", covered her stomach and fell to the ground, straight to the swing.

Li Yan snorted, "Understood, right? After eating the flavor of White Camel Mountain, it will be unforgettable for a lifetime, whether it is a food god or not. ”

Tie Pinggu nodded with tears in her eyes, her taste buds were numb, her tongue was now unconscious, and she was speechless.

Suddenly, I heard a roar from the direction of the imperial dining room, someone was fighting, and it was two masters fighting, and the sound of the palm wind whistling could be heard from a distance, and there was also a "clucking" toad cry, which was clearly the taste idiot sister was using the toad to meet the enemy.

Li Yan was shocked, who could actually force the idiot to use the toad skill? Could it be that a strong enemy has entered the harem? Hurry up and take three steps and two steps to look, only to find out when I arrived at the place, and the battle with the idiot sister is the gluttonous sister Hong Qigong, both of them are masters, the fight is naturally inseparable, everything in the kitchen is smashed, Liuhe Qinglong is next to the rescue plate, if the plate here is broken, what do they wash? This is an important prop related to life, and it must not be messed up.

Li Yan pulled Liuhe Qinglong over and asked, "What's going on here?" ”

Zhao Huasi said in a low voice: "Sister Hong Qigong hides on the beam of the imperial dining room every day to steal food, and her life is very leisurely, but today Sister Ouyang Feng is in charge of cooking, Sister Hong only ate a bite, fell off the beam of the house, covered her stomach and rolled for more than a dozen times to ease up, and then she fought with Sister Ouyang." ”

Li Yan covered his face with his hands, quickly closed the kitchen door, and said to the girl next to him: "Don't tell others that I know the two of them, let them fight in it, and build another imperial dining room, all the food cooked in this imperial dining room in the future will be used to entertain the envoys of the Japanese Kingdom." ”

When it came to the issue of entertaining envoys, there was suddenly a black Changzhi royal sister beside her, and everyone called her Sister Zuo, but she said very dissatisfiedly: "Please call Me Sister Left." "I have nothing to say to this woman, Li Yan is about to run.

The Black Naga Imperial Sister shouted after her, "Me is going to be a diplomat, specially to welcome the Enlish envoys." ”

Li Yan Khan: "Don't, if you are an envoy, the British are only afraid that they will immediately declare war on us, smash the pot and sell iron across the ocean, and fight with us to the death." ”

The black long straight royal sister was greatly dissatisfied: "Impossible! Me will definitely be able to entertain the envoys. ”

Where will Li Yan pay attention to her, the light skill of driving the toad in eight steps came out, and he deliberately fled to the outside of several halls, running too fast, there was a girl standing in the middle of the road who didn't have time to dodge, and the sound of hitting the ground collided together, Li Yan was strong, and the girl was small, and she was pushed to the ground by Li Yan and pressed under her body as soon as she hit it.

The girl was shocked, struggled desperately, and shouted indecently.

Li Yan fixed his eyes and saw that this girl was actually Lu Guanying, the leader of the Taihu Lake bandits, I hadn't seen her for a long time, but she was still vigorous and beautiful, because she often swam, she had a healthy complexion and a streamlined figure, and said hello with a smile: "Yo, why is Miss Lu here?" (To be continued......)

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