Chang'an sat in the study in a daze, as if Brother Yunfei was ranked first, and he had nothing to be proud of. There is also a ranking in the thief world, so it's fun!

"Huang Da? Whoever is outside, call the big boss to come and visit. Chang'an shouted outside the house.

Lidong ran to call the big boss.

Huang Da came panting, and when he entered the house, he said, "Huh? Childe, are you sitting? ”

Chang'an looked down at himself, am I not sitting? This man is becoming less and less able to speak.

"Hmmm! What do you do? Chang'an regretted calling this person to speak, and obviously called the second leader Huang Wei to come, so he could ask more about the ranking.

The great master found a chair and sat down, poured himself a glass of water, and said, "Our brothers are reciting the law!" ”

Chang An nodded and said, "You should study the law hard." ”

Huang Dadao: "Childe, you say, we are all tough guys, we can't bend into a move!" Let's just say that the government tortured, we didn't commit anything, the government didn't convict, we didn't sign and detain, he can't beat us to death!

This man! You have to be hard enough! was beaten, like the girls, crying dad and shouting at his mother's pain, asking what to say, then he is not a real man! ”

It seems that he has memorized the law of torture. Chang'an stopped Huang Da's words in time and said, "Okay, let me ask you, is there a ranking in the rivers and lakes?" What are the rankings? ”

Huang Dadao: "It must be another matter for the monkey to blow him as the second in line." In our village, the monkey rivers and lakes rank the highest. Bah! Is he also called ranking?

I'll tell you! We are real men, mighty and unbending, there is no blink on the neck of the knife frame, and if there is a monkey like that, the rivers and lakes will not enter the stream. ”

Chang'an had a headache when he heard this talk, and wanted Huang Da to go out, so he simply didn't ask about the bastard's ranking.

Huang Da patted the coffee table and said, "Hey! Childe, did the slave just use a good word? Mighty and unyielding! Lao Tzu is also a learned person now. ”

Chang'an slapped the table, "Who are you with?" Get out and watch the brothers don't run around. Got into trouble outside, and my father couldn't hold it as a sesame petty official. ”

"Huh! Don't worry, the brothers can't finish the work every day, the old lady said, you can't see the ice covered with fingernails in the backyard, and we have to kneel down and wipe the floor in the past two days. ”

Huang Da stood up as he spoke, took a step towards the door, and immediately stopped: "Huh? Didn't Childe ask about rankings? ”

Chang'an said: "I don't want to know now. ”

Huang Da didn't seem to hear Chang'an's words, so he sat down and said: "Actually, there is no ranking, we all have a name on the road, let's talk about the second!"

Jianghu people call the second master of the ghost head knife. His ancestors were executioners, and he didn't need to light the lamp at night, and he put a winter melon in the house, and he could draw the same line with each knife. ”

Chang'an asked, "What about you?" ”

"Hehe, my name doesn't sound good. The ancestor of the slave is a servant, and he has learned the craft from his grandfather since he was a child, and he doesn't need to look at a corpse, and he knows how long he has been dead when he smells it. ”

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Huang Da said shyly: "Jianghu people give the nickname of death judge." ”

Chang'an lowered his head and thought, is it a person who has fallen into the grass, and his ancestors are all professions that are looked down upon by the world?

"The eldest son is the Shanzi family, the ancestor is a matchmaker, and he also helps people deliver babies, but luckily, when he helps a big family deliver a baby, his daughter-in-law has a difficult birth and two lives!

Alas! Don't talk about this. People on the rivers and lakes call Shanzi an iron arm of flowers.

There is also oil, his wife is a prostitute, I don't know who I got along with, and she is pregnant with a baby. You don't know who your father is. Oh, the nickname of the oil is hob meat oil. ”

Chang An sighed, even if this person shouldn't talk to him, he can still talk to you happily, maybe this is the uniqueness of the big boss?

"Hmmm! I know, the brother you brought, what specialties do you have to tell me well, not to mention the family background, the hero doesn't ask where he comes from, let's just talk about his own ability. "Chang'an Road.

Huang Da muttered, the hero doesn't ask the source, the hero doesn't ask the source!

"Hey! Childe is amazing! Learned people just talk differently, that, we are not heroes, we just have nowhere to beg for a living, get together to eat, hehe!"

Chang'an interrupted him: "It's good to talk about the brothers' abilities." ”

With Chang'an leading to speak, it is rare for the big boss not to go off topic, and he also said the brothers who did not come from the cottage.

Chang'an recorded the specialties of each brother, read Huang Da over and over again, made sure he was not mistaken, and sent Huang Da out to be busy.

"What does Childe do with these? Childe has something to do, just ask. "Huang Dalai doesn't leave, what are you going out for? Brush the horses in the stable, or wipe the wheels of the carriage?

Chang'an said: "Do you know that there is a very famous criminal officer......

When it was dark, the brothers in the house held rice bowls and squatted beside Chang'an, listening to Chang'an tell the story of Song Ci.

Chang'an couldn't remember the plot on TV, so he mixed up the criminal officer of Da Song and the detective Di Renjie.

Finally, Chang'an concluded: "The industry does not distinguish between high and low, as long as you do a good job and make outstanding achievements in the field you are good at, you can also go down in history." ”

Dong Xiaoying clapped her hands and said, "Yes! The husband often says, three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion! It's a legitimate industry, and it's not a legitimate industry to be a bandit, so don't love the bandits. ”

Youzi asked in a low voice, "What about the prostitute?" ”

Dong Xiaoying sat down beside Chang'an and said with a smile: "I will also tell you a story." ”

So, was adapted by Dong Xiaoying into the messy Sai Jinhua, and the bandits who listened to it were stunned.

"You see, even if you are a prostitute, you are a respectable person, a person to be praised. Don't be presumptuous, the little people have the heroes of the little people. Dong Xiaoying concluded.

Chang'an felt that they seemed to have led these bandits to a road of no return that became famous all over the world.

"Why don't you light up your house!" Someone was yelling outside.

Huang Dazui replied, "Eat!" What are you doing with lights everywhere? It doesn't cost lamp oil! Even if it's dark to eat, I haven't heard of anyone who can eat in their nose! ”

The wooden stake had a black face, and brought Zhao Qinghong's little servant in, who is now a famous good man in the capital.

"The black light is blind, and I still think that there is no one in the house!"

Huang Da got up and said, "Yo! Isn't this a good man! ”

"The good man of the fart, Lao Tzu's surname is Jing." It's all to blame on the master, knowing that my surname is Jing, and if he wants to say something about the beautiful scenery, he named me Jingliang.

"Yo! Look at what Jing Ye said, don't we know your old surname! Huang Da kicked his brother next to him and got out of the way.

Chang'an got up and said: "It turned out that the guard Jing was coming, and Ransom Wenrui was rude and couldn't go out to greet him." ”

Jing Liang said: "Still going out to greet each other? One of you can do it! I patted the door for a long time, my hands were red, and finally forced me to jump into the yard, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's martial arts, I almost fell into the cactus pile. ”

Without waiting for Chang'an to speak, Huang Da said angrily: "Who laid the cactus?" Are you lazy to find a beating? If you can make people jump in, you must not be wide enough, and you will eat a fart! Give Lao Tzu to shop the cactus! ”

The brothers put down their bowls and walked away most of the time.

Chang'an smiled awkwardly, "I don't know what happened to the chief Jing guard coming to the cold house?" ”

Jing Liang said: "The prince asked me to send Miss Qi here outside the back corner door of your house!" Go and get her! Don't let Miss Qi go out recently, so as not to cause trouble for the prince. ”

Sister-in-law Xing ran out to pick up people, and didn't forget to shout to the bandits: "Don't follow the dishwasher, go to work!" ”

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