The man nodded again and again after hearing this, thanked the old Taoist priest for a thousand thanks, and said, "Thanks to you, the old fairy, otherwise this unlucky girl in my family wouldn't know what to be liked." How can I thank you for such a great favor......"

"How can I thank you? Give money, the people's currency ......" The old Taoist priest rubbed his fingers, and then continued: "I don't want this incense money, I want to worship God in retrospect." Seeing that your family is not rich and does not want much, then what-you can just prepare 100,000 meanings. ”

Originally, the man still had a smile on his face, but after hearing the old Taoist priest ask for 100,000 incense money, his mouth immediately cracked. Then he squatted on the ground with his shoulders crossed, and said with a sad face: "Old immortal, do you think it's worth 100,000 to sell me?" Why don't you call Huang Xian back and let it get on my body......"

"Things are settled for you, and now crying poor and pretending to be dead? I've seen a lot of things like this, so I don't come to this set of things! "The old Taoist priest saw that the man didn't plan to give money, and he originally planned to have a seizure. But seeing that this family really didn't have much oil and water, after thinking about it in his heart at the moment, he slowed down his tone and continued: "Then you say it yourself, how much can you give at most?" ”

The man said with a sad face: "The family originally had some money, and these days I have asked God to see a doctor for this ruined girl." There is still a famine of more than 20,000 at home, why don't I find relatives to make up for it, and you will get 300 first? ”

"I want 100,000 and you give 300? I didn't pay it back like this on the spot, and the price was 88,000 ......"

"My family is poor, and I still have the village's subsistence allowance. You can give up to three hundred and fifty ......"

"Don't be embarrassed, I've finally negotiated the price, 66,000 ......"

"I'm out of the way, too, but that's it! Up to three hundred and eighteen ......"

"Fifty thousand!"

Three hundred and eighty-five ......"

After some asymmetrical bargaining, the man finally scraped together five hundred dollars. The man is usually used to borrowing and doesn't pay it back much, and few people rush to lend him money. It took a long time to make up this money, and 500 yuan made up a small pocket of gross tickets. The biggest one is twenty dollars, a lot of five cents a piece......

This made the old Taoist priest who thought he could make a fortune very dissatisfied, and after counting the money, he scolded and walked out of the house with the child: "Your family is not good, wait for retribution." This time I was fascinated by the yellow fairy, next time it was a fox fairy, and next time it was a hedgehog. Children born in two years are like pestles......"

Originally, the man still wanted to send it, but he couldn't pull his face to send it when he scolded him so badly. Let the master and apprentice couple push their bicycles out of the door of their house.

The old Taoist snorted and got into the car, and then dragged the child into the car. When I was about to ride home, I noticed a Mercedes-Benz sedan parked outside the gate. There are no street lights on the rural roads, and it is so dark that it is impossible to see who is in the car.

Thinking that he only got 500 yuan with his little apprentice and cheated him, and he had to ride home overnight, why should people sit comfortably in a luxury car, and he would be tired to death....... At the moment, the more the old Taoist priest thought about it, the more angry he became, and sprinkled all the evil fire in his stomach on the Mercedes-Benz, spat on the headlights with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and then scolded at the Mercedes-Benz: "God is blind!" Any son of a son can ride in such a good car. At a glance, you know that this money is not easy to come by, your daughter-in-law is relying on people outside, and you cover your head and earn Wang Ba Yuan......"

The black light was blind, and the old Taoist priest thought that there was no one in the car, and the scolding was not over, so he kicked at the front of the car. This directly kicked the front of the car out, and just when he was about to kick it again, the headlights suddenly turned on, and then the door opened, and a man more than two meters tall stepped down from the driver's seat.

The man, dressed in a black suit, walked to the front of the car to take a look at the phlegm stains on the headlights and the dents on the front of the car, grabbed the old Taoist priest who was about to ride away, and said: "I don't care about you about the spit, I have to talk about this kick just now, right?" ”

The old Taoist priest didn't expect that there were still people in the car, and when he saw that the bicycle was grabbed by the man, he hurriedly turned around and said to the child: "Dead child! Didn't I let you sit honestly? What kind of legs are stretched out indiscriminately, let's look at the kicking of other people's cars. Hurry up and apologize to others......"

After training the child, the old Taoist priest changed his smiling face again, and said to the tall man: "For my sake, don't be like a child, this child accidentally touched it, and it was not kicked by heart." You are all rich people, and you don't care about this money if you have a big family. ”

Seeing that he was reprimanded by the old Taoist priest for no reason, the child had an angry look on his face, staring at the old man and panting. It's just that he was raised by the old Taoist priest since he was a child, and although he was aggrieved, he was helpless.

The tall man didn't eat the old Taoist priest at all, he pointed to the depression on the front of the car and said, "Don't talk about those useless ones, if you don't give the money for repairing the car today, you two don't want to go." I won't lie to you either, a thousand ......."

"What's a thousand? Are you bullying me, an old man, who has never seen the world? Hearing that the man made him lose a thousand yuan, the old Taoist's face instantly turned red. Then he took out a handful of gross tickets from his pocket, stuffed them into the man's arms, and continued: "That's all there ......"

Before he finished his words, the car door behind him opened, and the middle-aged fat man who was leaning on the window to watch the excitement just now stepped out of the car. smiled at the tall man and said, "Pojun, what are you doing here?" Isn't it just a deflated? Who kicks not kicks? Look at how scared people out of ......."

As he spoke, the fat man walked to the old Taoist priest's side. After laughing, he shifted his gaze to the child in the back seat of the car. After taking a closer look at the little boy sitting behind the car, he pulled out a pack of Chinese cigarettes from his arms. took out one and handed it to the old Taoist, and then said again: "I saw it outside the window just now, Master, you are so capable." The apprentices who taught him drove Huang Xian away in three or two clicks, which was much more powerful than ordinary dancing gods. ”

Seeing that this fat man was easy to speak, he didn't seem to have the intention of losing money. The old Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, he took the cigarette with a smile and pinned it to his ear, and then said: "It's all small insect carving skills, that's the Taoist master, I have the virtue of a good life, and I didn't do it myself." Otherwise, a piece of rune paper, please come down to Taishang Laojun......"

Seeing the spit stars splashed around what the old Taoist priest said, the fat man interrupted him with a smile and said, "That's that, it can be seen that you are not a mortal, Master." I don't know what your master and apprentice are called? If I meet a ghost or god in the future, where can I find your master and apprentice to help? ”

Hearing that there might be a new deal, the old Taoist priest immediately restrained his smile, squeezed out a bit of immortal wind bones, and said: "You have good eyesight, since you can see it, then I won't hide it from you." The old Taoist priest, my legal name is Kong Dalong, the third prince of the former Ming Chongzhen Emperor, was just born just in time for the thief Li Zicheng to attack the north of Beijing. At that time, my father, Emperor Chongzhen, cut off my sister's arm with a sword, and wanted to stab me to death and then martyr the whole family together. Fortunately, at that time, my master, Li Shan's mother, came to the world and saved me by using her magical powers. Brought to Jungnam Mountain to learn art ......"

The fat man smiled patiently and listened to the old Taoist nonsense, and when he heard the old Taoist priest say that he happened to meet Bai Suzhen in Zhongnan Mountain to steal the Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass, the phone rang, and the fat man took out his mobile phone and listened to it, and then said into the phone: "What is he doing in Yunnan?" Miaojiang's Dead Man's Pond...... Okay, I'll go for myself......"

After hanging up the phone in a few words, the fat man turned his head to the old Taoist priest and said, "It's really unfortunate, something happened at home." I've got to get back to it...... This is my business card, no matter what happens in the future, just call me directly. By the way, what do you call a high-ranking disciple? ”

The old Taoist priest took the business card, and with the lights of the Mercedes-Benz car turned on, he saw that it was printed on it - Folklore Affairs Investigation and Research Bureau, the name of the director of the bureau. While thinking about what kind of unit this Folklore Affairs Investigation and Research Bureau is, he coping with it and saying, "My apprentice's name is psyllium...... I can't see that the boss is still a bureau chief, what, it's just a little trivial, I plan to reshape the Sanqing golden body, can the boss ......"

Before he finished speaking, the tall fat man had already taken out the checkbook from his arms. After writing the numbers, he tore out the check and handed it to the old Taoist priest, and then said with a smile: "Remember, no matter what, call this ......."

Looking at the Mercedes-Benz that had gone to the dust, the old Taoist priest still couldn't believe that everything in front of him was true. With the help of the taillight, he counted the zeros behind the check: "Ten million, one hundred thousand...... If you don't marry a wife, it's still vulgar...... Eldest son, remember to go outside the village tomorrow morning to stock up on chickens......"

On the Mercedes-Benz that had already left the sight of the old Taoist, the big man driving glanced at the fat man in the rearview mirror, and said with a smile: "This old Taoist priest is also not walking, and he named his apprentice Psyllium." He didn't know that psyllium was the name of Chinese medicine, a diuretic ......."

"Psyllium ......" the fat man smiled slightly, then turned his gaze to the outside window. Looking at the dark night, he said to himself, "This is a baby pimple......"