"Hey."

"That's how I lost."

"Yasuo is really strong, I feel that when we play in a group, we have no room to fight back, this is Yasuo's solo show."

"Little white face, don't say a word." Pan Daming heard Xiao Baimian whining in a low voice, and suddenly couldn't help but let out a low sigh.

After losing this father-son game, the monkey's whole mood was obviously wrong, and if they continued to complain, maybe the monkey's emotions would collapse directly.

Xiao Baimian took off his headphones and nodded, and then didn't speak again. Pan Daming and Dong Xiaojun glanced at each other, and they both saw deep self-blame and worry in each other's eyes.

They thought in their hearts that if they fought a little harder, maybe they could still play this game.

Sao Pig shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said: "Brother Feng, I really don't blame me for this game, you have also seen Yasuo's output so explosive, and whoever comes will have to lose." ”

Xu Zifeng nodded "um", he watched the whole game, although the pig was on the road a little bit, but he did not have a disadvantage, but an advantage, the female blade has been in a situation of being suppressed by the pig, whether it is a mending knife or a level.

However, Yasuo's advantage is greater than the sky, twenty minutes, even the four-piece set of shoes, the output is explosive, and no one can stop Yasuo's output for two seconds.

And in addition to the enemy's several WQ second consecutive mistakes, the female blade resists pressure, the blind monk GANK is full-time, Yasuo carries the full-field, and the ADC is output without pressure.

Under this crushing rhythm, it is not surprising that they will be destroyed by the enemy in twenty minutes.

"Hahaha..."

At this moment, there was a loud and triumphant laughter in the distance.

When the monkey heard the laughter, his face turned even paler.

The laughter got closer and closer, and the spit-spraying man came over with someone, and when he came to the back of the monkey and stopped, he reached out and patted the monkey's shoulder, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: "Master, don't sit in a daze, come, get up, let's talk." ”

The monkey seemed to have just come back to his senses, and his body shook violently twice, only to see him stand up expressionlessly, and then slowly look back at the spitting man.

The two of them just looked at each other.

After half a sound, the-spraying man sneered, deliberately plucked out his ears and said, "Pretend to be stupid? Hurry up and shout, grandpa is listening. ”

The monkey was silent.

Pan Daming couldn't stand it anymore, he stood up abruptly and stretched out his hand to point at the spitting man, and said angrily: "Don't you want him, it's too much to bully people, you have already won, is it necessary to kill them all?" ”

"Kill them all?"

"Hahaha, I'm going to kill them all? It's funny, it's so funny. The spitting man laughed a few times arrogantly, then squinted at the people and said, "When you laughed at my girlfriend's bad skills with disdain, did you ever think about the person you laughed at, what was it like in her heart?" ”

"Now tell me that it's too much to deceive? Make a clean sweep of? I see that you are not young, and you can be admitted to Kunming University, your IQ should not be low, how can you talk like an idiot? ”

", it's too arrogant, even more arrogant than Lao Tzu." Sao Pig shook his head and said with a look of surprise.

The spit-squirting man glanced at the pig and ignored it. Instead, he stared at the monkey and said, "What? Can't afford to play? Can't scream? Afraid of losing face? Afraid of losing face? ”

"Don't promise if you can't afford to play just now, like you, I look down on you from the bottom of my heart, and I don't have the ability to be arrogant?"

"Grandpa."

Just when the spit-squirting man's finger was almost pointing at the tip of the monkey's nose and laughing, the monkey suddenly opened his mouth and shouted "grandpa" at the spit-squirting man.

Xu Zifeng and the others were stunned together.

They all thought that monkeys wouldn't bark, after all, in front of so many people, what a self-respecting thing to recognize a person of their age as a grandfather?

However, not only did the monkey not cheat, but it really screamed.

Including the-spraying man and others, they were also stunned when they heard the sound.

At this time, the monkey's face was still pale, he turned his head to look at Xiaobaimian and the others, and then asked, "Did you bring any money?" ”

"Huh?"

"Bring it, I have three hundred." After Pan Daming answered, he hurriedly took out the money in his pocket and handed it to the monkey.

"I don't have much, just two hundred." Dong Xiaojun took out two hundred yuan and handed it to the monkey.

"The money I brought with me was settled after eating just now." The little white face said with a helpless look.

So, several people looked at Xu Zifeng and Sao Pig at the same time.

"I don't have any money." Xu Zifeng smiled bitterly.

"Xu Zifeng, don't play like this, everyone is buddies, now the monkey is in difficulty, should we help? You're so bored like this. Pan Daming blamed.

"No, I really don't have any money right now." Xu Zifeng was helpless, his wallet and pants were taken by the woman and ran away, he is now not only penniless, but even the bank card and ID card have to be reissued tomorrow, if it weren't for this Internet café that could sneak a temporary card to surf the Internet, he wouldn't even be able to play on the computer.

"Brother Feng really has no money on him, I can help him testify." Sao Pig said.

"What about yours?" Pan Daming looked at Sao Pig and asked.

"Ugh."

Sao Pig nodded, then took out a few crumpled ten-yuan bills from his pocket and handed them to the monkey, and said with some shame: "Monkey, this is all my current belongings." ”

The monkey didn't reach out to take it.

Sao Pig's face was anxious, and he quickly explained: "Monkey, don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm stingy and reluctant to give it to you, but I really don't have much money on me." ”

"Okay, I understand." The monkey took a few deep breaths, and until the end, he didn't reach out and take the dozens of dollars handed to him by the pig.

He counted the money in his hand first, took out a few hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, and then handed the money to the spitting man and said: "Now I can only get so much for the time being, don't worry, I am willing to lose the bet, I even called my grandfather, not bad for this money, I will make up the rest later." ”

The spit-spraying man pouted and accepted the money, sighed a few times, and then said with a smile: "Okay, after all, this is also a part of your filial piety to your grandfather, then grandpa will accept it for the time being, anyway, you are also a student of Kunming University, and you can't run the temple if you can run a monk." ”

"Husband, you're awesome, love you."

As soon as the spit-squirting man's voice fell, standing beside him, the beautiful girl who had never spoken, held the-squirting man's next door, said it affectionately, and then kissed the-squirting man's face in public.

"Haha, it's necessary, I don't have any merits, I just don't allow others to bully my woman." The spit-squirting man proudly stretched out his hand to lift the girl's chin, and after the two looked at each other affectionately for a few seconds, the-squirting man waved his hand and said, "Brothers, let's go, supper, I'll please." ”

Just when the-spraying man was complacent and was about to leave the Internet café with someone and passed by Xu Zifeng, Xu Zifeng suddenly laughed and scolded: "Damn, what smells so smoky?" ”

When the pig on the side heard Xu Zifeng's words, he immediately picked up and said, "Brother Feng, is it stinky?" ”

Xu Zifeng frowned, then blocked his nostrils with his hand and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, it's just shitky, shitky, it's so fucking disgusting, it's like someone next to me shit and didn't wipe his ass." ”

"Brother Feng, don't say it, I'm about to throw it up." Sao Pig pretended to be retching and said.

Just when the two were singing and harmonizing, the spitting man suddenly stopped, and turned around and stared at Xu Zifeng and Sao Pig with an ugly face.

As a result, before the spitting man could speak, Xu Zifeng glared and exclaimed: ", what a strong smell of is coming to your face, buddy, you... You didn't wash the off at noon? ”

In fact, the spitting man didn't smell at all, but there was a strong scent of shower gel, which shows that when he went back to take a shower at noon, he was very serious and made sure that he didn't smell before he came out.

And the reason why Xu Zifeng said that he stinks is just to disgust him, and besides, he didn't plan to let the-spraying man leave so easily.

Before, he himself underestimated the strength of the spitting man, he thought that with the strength of the monkey, it should not be difficult to win, but unfortunately, it backfired.

After the monkey lost, he was penniless and couldn't help the monkey, but he could use his own method to help the monkey get back face, but the next second when his words fell, the monkey suddenly raised his feet and left.

Xu Zifeng stopped him with a loud voice.

"Monkey, wait a minute."

The monkey paused, did not look back or make a sound.

Xu Zifeng asked, "Where are you going?" ”

"You can go anywhere, I feel bad if I stay here." The monkey's low, hoarse voice makes people feel very uncomfortable when they hear it.

"Monkey, I can understand your current mood, stay ten more minutes, and I'll help you get back what you lost just now."