Chapter 271: Grandson, I'm Your Grandma!
"Next time I come over, I'll find Xue'er to sleep with, and you can continue to keep the empty room by yourself." Although Chen Meixi smiled, the strangeness in her eyes made Xu Zifeng's heart half cold.
Last night, he was already alone in the empty room, Chen Meixi didn't come here for class, but when she came, he couldn't sleep with her, that feeling was really several times more uncomfortable than accidentally eating flies.
In particular, he had already prepared the "tools for committing the crime" in advance.
"Giggle..."
Hearing Chen Meixi's words, Long Xue'er suddenly covered her mouth with her hand and laughed beside Xu Zifeng, Xu Zifeng looked at Chen Meixi with a sad face and said: "Daughter-in-law, I am innocent, you also saw it, I am a victim." ”
"Don't explain it to me." Chen Meixi pouted.
"Giggles," Long Xue'er laughed again.
"Isn't it funny?" Xu Zifeng really glanced at Long Xue'er angrily and funny, and said, "Why don't you hurry up and explain to my daughter-in-law?" If she misunderstands me, you can fight the rest yourself, and I've already earned 100,000 yuan anyway. ”
As soon as she heard that Xu Zifeng was going to strike, Long Xue'er hurriedly comforted him and said, "Okay, okay, I won't laugh, don't be excited, just let me explain to Sister Meixi." After speaking, Long Xue'er looked at Chen Meixi and said with an embarrassed face: "Sister Meixi, I'm sorry, I was so excited just now, and then suddenly I couldn't find a place to vent, so I kissed him by the ghost, hey, in short, don't worry, a boy like him who is not handsome, has no money, and then is annoying, I Long Xue'er will never like it." ”
"Are you explaining, or are you hurting me?" Xu Zifeng glared.
"Giggle..."
This time it was Chen Meixijiao's turn to smile, Xu Zifeng looked at her suspiciously, and after she put away her smile, she pouted and said: "I think Xue'er is right, you are not handsome, you have no money, and you are very annoying, besides me, that girl will like you?" ”
“......”
When Xu Zifeng heard this, he smiled, and then took advantage of Chen Meixi's inattention, and immediately pecked her seductive lips at a very fast speed, and said: "No matter what you say, anyway, you are now my person, and I have a school daughter-in-law, I have earned it, hahaha." ”
"Phew." Chen Meixi rolled her eyes angrily.
At this time, Xu Zifeng quit the game, Long Xue'er's ex-boyfriend had already quit, and I saw that the little monster took the initiative to send him a message and said, "Who are you?" ”
It seems that he didn't believe that Long Xue'er had such courage and such confident skills, not only brought the sprint to ignite, but also won him.
The most important thing is that the two of them didn't even see the line, and they had already decided the winner.
This was something he would never have imagined before.
"Grandson, I'm your grandmother." Xu Zifeng still remembered that he had bullied Long Xue'er with words before, so he was not polite at all at this time.
"You're... Cher? Obviously, the other party was a little incredulous.
"I'm not Xue'er, I'm your grandmother, if you're interested, I don't mind taking your grandson." Xu Zifeng replied.
"Haha, that's it, it's better to be angry with him, huh." Long Xue'er saw that Xu Zifeng was angry with her verbally, and her mood suddenly improved, and she couldn't wait to applaud and celebrate.
"I won't quarrel with you, I'm careless in this game, continue?"
Long Xueer's ex-boyfriend lost a game, he seemed very unconvinced, and he wanted to play the second game, but Xu Zifeng was not stupid, if he didn't settle the account, how could he continue to play the second game with the other party?
So, he typed and said, "Grandson, you can play as many games as you want, but settle the account first, or I'm afraid you'll cheat." ”
"Xue'er, although we are no longer together, don't you know my personality? When have I ever cheated? ”
"Grandson, when you call me Xue'er, I feel like I've eaten a piece of shit, just call me grandma, and your character is very clear now, you are an out-and-out scumbag, slut, scum, okay, I'm tired of scolding, please turn the money around, and then move on to the second game." Xu Zifeng crackled and scolded.
Seeing this, Chen Meixi and Long Xue'er immediately looked at Xu Zifeng with wide eyes, Long Xue'er was a little better, after all, she and Xu Zifeng hadn't known each other for a long time.
If you want to say that the most shocking, it is none other than Chen Meixi, because she has never seen Xu Zifeng scold a person so fiercely in the game.
At this time, the other party was silent, and he hadn't sent a message for a long time, Xu Zifeng thought to himself that he really wanted to cheat, right?
As a result, a minute later, Long Xue'er's mobile phone rang, she took it out and saw that it was a new text message from the bank, and after reading it, Long Xue'er said: "That slut has transferred the money to my bank card." ”
"100,000?" Xu Zifeng asked.
"Hmm." Long Xue'er nodded.
"Hehe, I didn't expect this grandson to really have a little credit, and sure enough, he turned the money over, okay, grandma is in... Phew, grandpa is playing two games with him. Xu Zifeng said smoothly as he spoke, and almost called himself grandma.
He had been thinking of himself as Long Xue'er talking to the little monster just now, and he didn't react for a while, but it had already caused Chen Meixi and Long Xue'er to laugh.
The sao pig who was training on the side couldn't help but give Xu Zifeng a thumbs up and said, "Brother Feng, when did you go for sex reassignment surgery, why don't I know?" ”
"Be your sister." Xu Zifeng glared at him and continued, "Train hard and take you to a big dinner in the evening." ”
After winning the money, Xu Zifeng's mood is naturally very beautiful, with this 100,000 yuan in the account, the daily expenses of their Fengyun team basically don't have to worry, at least, it is enough in a short time, of course, it is not more than 100,000 yuan, because the other party has to continue.
"OK, I've already transferred the money, you can check it, the bank text message should have been sent to your mobile phone." The little monster said.
"I saw it, I didn't think your grandson still had some credit, okay, if you want to continue, grandma will accompany you to the end." Xu Zifeng replied.
"Wait, I want to change the rules for this game." The little monster said.
"How?"
"To hit the mid single, choose the ball girl, you must bring a flash to ignite, and then the other rules remain the same, one tower and one hundred knives." The little monster said.
After Xu Zifeng read the message sent by the little monster, when he was about to type a reply, Long Xue'er suddenly snorted angrily and said: "This slut, he knows that I can't play mid-laner, and then he is good at mid-laner, and the ball girl is still the hero he is best at, and he clearly wants to bully people." ”
"Chartered wife, don't you know how to play the middle laner?" Xu Zifeng asked.
"Well, I never play mid laner, I only ADC and support, not other positions, he knows that." Long Xue'er explained.
"Okay."
Xu Zifeng nodded, he was now pretending to be Long Xue'er, so he couldn't agree to the other party's request too easily, so he said: "Sun Tzu, you know that I'm not good at mid-laner, and you still ask for mid-laner, and even designate a ball girl, you don't need to use such despicable means if you want to win, right?" ”
In fact, the ball girl Xu Zifeng played well, and he was not afraid of the other party's SOLO ball girl, but now he was talking to the other party as Long Xue'er, so naturally he couldn't show it too obviously.
"I'm his girlfriend, and I'm not very good at midlaners, aren't you afraid?" The little monster suddenly said this, Xu Zifeng laughed secretly in his heart, he was 100% sure that the other party must be Long Xue'er's ex-boyfriend, but he was the same as himself, pretending to be someone else.
The difference is that he pretends to be Long Xue'er.
The other party pretends to be his girlfriend.
Anyway, the two sides can't see who the other party is, whatever you want, Xu Zifeng felt more and more interesting, so he pretended to be unsure and asked, "It's really not him?" ”
"Well, I also played that game just now, and he sat next to me, never touching the mouse and keyboard from beginning to end." The little monster said.
"That's... Okay then, though, I have a request. Xu Zifeng pretended to hesitate and reluctantly agreed to the other party.
"What requirements?"
"After going out for the first time, you can't go home to update your equipment until you decide the winner." The reason why Xu Zifeng took the initiative to make this request was not because he was afraid of losing, but because he wanted to solve it quickly, and he didn't want to waste time.
If the other party refuses to admit defeat later, then he can use the saved time to play two more games, which is all money, 100,000 yuan a game, the more the merrier.