When Old Man Zhang said with his tongue wide and the idea of wanting to be neighbors with Zhang Jin, Old Man Lan, who was also a little drunk, also burped and picked up the conversation in a thick voice:

"That's right, I just didn't turn the corner before. If I had thought of it earlier, there would be nothing to do with Lao Liu! I'll also get that piece of land down, and I'll also build a small building to live in by myself!

You don't have to listen to the annoying sound of cars, the sea, the insects and frogs every day. Every day, I don't look at the artificial gardens that are pruned in the yard and there is no bit of life, but look at the natural sea and natural mountains.

When the time comes, I will also work for you as a long-term worker, and you will be the same as Lao Liu, just let me eat every day! ”

"That's right, just rub the rice. Xiao Zhang's craftsmanship has nothing to say, it is definitely the most haode my old Tao has ever seen! Let's be honest, don't laugh at me, I have eaten the most since the natural disaster. To be honest, I haven't eaten for decades to survive ......"

Outside the house, several old men regretted that they had been preempted by Old Man Liu to occupy the treasure land of feng shui, and the house was ......

Although she was conquered by Zhang Jin's desserts, Lin Lin, who had always been deeply skeptical of Zhang Jin's cooking skills, couldn't help but pout after hearing the praise of Zhang Jin by several old men outside the door.

When Zhang Jin walked in with a face of 'hypocrisy' modesty, and three old men who were full of praise, they were still continuing the two topics of 'Zhang Jin's cooking skills are invincible in the world' and 'Old man Liu took a big advantage'.

Because of his anger, because he despised Zhang Jin's cooking skills first, because he didn't want to slap himself in the face, he couldn't go to the housewarming banquet to join in the fun, and he was depressed in the small courtyard for most of the day, and Lin Lin, who was already unhappy, broke out.

Lin Lin first jumped up from the sofa like an electric shock, and then took two big strides in front of the four people who had just entered the door, and then said to Zhang Jin in a very disdainful, disdainful and arrogant tone:

"Uncle Blame, the grandfathers must be the nurseries you hired, right? Yes definitely! Do you think that if someone says you're a good cook, I'll believe you? I'm going to get hungry, right? Tell you. Dream! ”

This self-righteous girl squirted a cannon after talking to herself. Before Zhang Jin and the three old men could react, they turned around neatly and turned upstairs with a pout.

This one comes and goes. It is a bit of a 'quiet as a virgin, moving as a rabbit', which can be called 'coming and going like the wind'.

For the 'ugly girl' who suddenly rushed out. For the 'ugly girl's sudden outburst, for the 'ugly girl' to put two shots and run away without giving herself a chance to fight back. Even Zhang Jin, who was still sober-minded, couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, not to mention a few old men who had never seen Lin Lin and drank a little too much?

Therefore, after being stunned for a moment, Old Man Lan pointed to the direction of the staircase where Lin Lin disappeared before, and asked strangely:

"Did I get dazzled just because I drank too much? How do I seem to see a face...... That little girl rushed over and seemed to say something? ”

"Looks like there is, right?"

Old man Zhang was also a little vague, I don't know if he drank too much and was dazzled. It's still true.

I saw a few old men who were a little drunk, and their heads didn't know what they meant, and they were originally majestic or benevolent old people. have all become unified and confused. Zhang Jin secretly felt a gimmick in his heart. The mouth explained:

"You don't have any eyes, and there was a crazy girl barking at us just now. All right. It's a patient of mine. A narcissistic little girl who suffers from 'fear of victimization' while being burned. And this girl is against me, and she always thinks that everything I do is aimed at her.

This girl still thinks that she is the center of the universe, and everything that happens on Shijie revolves around her! Ignore her. ”

As he spoke, Zhang Jin led several old men into the bedroom and slept separately.

…………

After Zhang Jin settled a few old men who had come to his house to borrow beds, he went to the recliner in the backyard to lie down and play the game of 'pretending to be dead' as usual after lunch.

However, today seems to be destined not to be the day for Zhang Jin to be lazy. In the morning and noon, he was busy with a lot of work for Mr. Liu's 'housewarming banquet', not to mention, after lunch, Zhang Jingang wanted to take advantage of the time before the dinner of the Liu family to lie down for a while, and the mobile phone that he had thrown on the coffee table in the small building rang again.

Because today, Zhang Jin wanted to go to Old Man Liu's housewarming banquet to help, so early in the morning, he took the black crystal and gold that would add chaos to the back mountain to move freely. Therefore, naturally no one can help Zhang Jin go to the house to pick up the phone now.

So, even if Zhang Jin was reluctant, he could only prop himself up from the recliner like a zombie one by one, and staggered into the house like a drunk.

first glanced at the caller ID, and then Zhang Jin answered the phone with a complaint, pouring out his nameless anger about being disturbed to rest:

"I said dead fatty, you don't look at the time, this is my lunch break. Why do you think you're calling me at this time? I was a little confused, and I fell asleep right away, and your call came. You should also know that I have the gas to get up, if you don't have a good reason, you have a good look! ”

It was Beigong Shuoyue who called, and for this fat man who had become his sworn friend, Zhang Jin was naturally ruthless, not polite, and had a very bad attitude.

The Beigong Shuoyue on the other end of the phone is not a fuel-efficient lamp, because the heart is relied on, so the reply is even more reasonable:

"I said Lao Jin, you treat your brother like this! Brother took the initiative to repay the debt, you repay this attitude, is this the attitude of the creditor? Don't you know that in this era, it is the uncle who owes the debt, and the creditors are all grandsons? ”

Hearing that Beigong Shuoyue on the other end of the phone dared to be so rude with himself, Zhang Jin was a little stunned for a while. You must know that through Zhang Jin's oppression during the period of 'Xing'anling Hunting' and 'Food Exchange', this fat man has been 'domesticated' by Zhang Jin and is more obedient. Today, there was a sudden momentum of 'turning over the serfs and singing', so Zhang Jin was a little confused.

So, Zhang Jin asked as if he didn't react:

"What do you mean? What debt? ”

"Forgot? You don't want that car I owe you? ”

Beigong Shuoyue on the other end of the phone was also a little depressed. He thought that such a dick car would definitely make Zhang Jin unforgettable. As a result, it didn't come to pass, and during this period of time, Zhang Jin not only did not call him over and over again to urge him to fulfill the gambling contract. Even if he took the initiative to send it to the door today, this old man was still stunned and couldn't think of it.

Zhang Jin's reaction even made Beigong Shuoyue feel that he had worked hard to get the car after several phone calls a day, which seemed to be a bit of a pearl.

Fortunately, after Beigong Shuoyue's reminder, Zhang Jin finally remembered the gambling contract.

When he was hunting in the Xing'an Mountains, this fat man changed his bet in order to redeem the 'golden version of the sand eagle' that he lost in the 'sharpshooter' competition-a twin-engine off-road vehicle that is said to be a special supply in the army, the 'bandit in the car' whose performance is comparable to that of a divine beast and a liliang is comparable to a fierce beast!

As soon as he thought of that 'barbaric' car, Zhang Jin's original impatience and a little sleepiness immediately disappeared. is even more anxious to ask:

"What? How? You mean the car is already built, don't you? Doesn't it mean that this is a high-end military car that has no finalized shape, needs to be customized, and it takes time? Why did it go offline so quickly? You kid shouldn't be shoddy and prevaricating me, right? ”

As he spoke, Zhang Jin's excited tone brought doubts and questions. made the Beigong Shuoyue on the other end of the phone almost smoke.

"Old man, you know what? What you said made me very sad and angry. Am I such an unreliable person? In order to pay off the gambling debts owed to you as soon as possible, I deliberately intercepted people to order haode cars, and then worked overtime these days to change the roof and interior according to your requirements. As a result, in exchange for your words.

Really, the fat man is so sad! If you don't feel at ease, don't pull it down.

Since the time is fast and you don't worry, then you wait, when your grandson marries a daughter-in-law in the future, I will send the car and the bride price together!

Okay, that's it, the phone hangs up, I'm going to heal! ”

"You dare! If you dare to hang up on me, if you dare not send me the car as soon as possible, I will call you once in the future. Moreover, in the future, you don't want a drop of my old wine, and you don't want to taste my old food! ”

Beigong Shuoyue, who heard the phone on the other end, wanted to hang up the phone in a wry manner, and was stimulated by the 'divine beast' that was about to arrive, and of course he couldn't let this fat man succeed. So, as soon as Beigong Shuoyue's words fell, Zhang Jin roared angrily.

As soon as Zhang Jin's roar fell, the voice of Beigong Shuoyue's little daughter-in-law came from the telephone receiver:

"I knew you guys should threaten me with these things again, and you old man can't change something fresh? Well, I'm scared of you, fat man. Tell me where you are now, right? Is it at home in the city of Shenzhen, or is it staying in that Haihe village? I'll send it to you right now. ”

"It's in the small courtyard of Haiwozi Village, you've been here, you won't get lost, right?"

"Okay, I'll send it to you now. Within two hours, be on time! However, I've come all the way to deliver you a car, so you should have a good dinner, right? ”

Since the Beijing Food Exchange Conference, the fat man of Beigong has not eaten Zhang Jin's craftsmanship for a long time, and the sound of 'cheek raiser' from the earpiece can be heard, and this fat man is already salivating.

Zhang Jin, who belongs to the same 'foodie' camp as Beigong Fat, was not ashamed of Beigong Shuoyue's naked 'gluttony', and he didn't laugh at him. But after listening to Beigong Fatman's request, he said very openly:

"No problem! In the past few days, someone in the village has just held a 'housewarming banquet', ten tables of flowing water banquets in three days, and everyone who comes is a guest, and anyone can eat. Today is the first day. If you wait two more days, you can eat for a few days.

Moreover, it just so happens that the master of this 'housewarming banquet' is me, just wait for you to come and eat at the table! I'm not hungry for you! ”