Chapter 224: The Highest Realm of Selling Yourself

Dong Xiaoying was distracted for a while, and when she listened to these people again, the topic changed from robbing the rich to helping the poor, to elbows, and then discussing elbows and women, which one should men enjoy first?

"Ahem!" Dong Xiaoying coughed dryly twice and asked, "Do you have a household registration?" ”

Chang'an breathed a sigh of relief, and his mother finally got to the point.

Master Huang laughed twice and said, "Yes!" Big...... Madame, don't worry, our brothers are running business outside, how can we go out without a household registration? All of them are registered. ”

Chang'an asked, "Is it a farmer?" ”

The brother with the tea on his head asked, "Madam, we have all the household registration you want." ”

As he spoke, the brother with the tea on his head took out a few household registration books, opened them and said: "This is a farmer outside Hangzhou, this is a hunter in Fangshan County, this is a merchant in Jiangzhong City, and ......."

Chang An didn't wait for him to finish, reached out and took the household register, opened it and checked it one by one, "What's your name?" ”

"Oh, on the day my mother gave birth, my father bought her a piece of flower cloth, so I called it straw sandals." The man with the tea on his head said.

Chang'an pondered for a while, does the flower cloth have anything to do with straw sandals? Immediately, Chang'an was embarrassed, when did it start, and the brain followed this gang of goods?

"What's the last name?" Chang'an asked.

Huang Da said: "We are all surnamed Huang! I told the young master last time. ”

Dong Xiaoying corrected: "You can call him Chang'an, you can also call him Wen Rui, or Fang Gongzi, don't say anything less about being in charge." ”

"Yes, don't worry, madam, let's change our words immediately." Huang Da reassured.

Dong Xiaoying has a headache, it's not easy to enter the space at this time, even if she goes in, the old party is not there, how to arrange this matter?

Lin Hai ran in and said, "Madam, there are officers and soldiers on the back door street who are going door-to-door to check household registration!"

Chang An got up and said: "For today's plan, I can only say, you are the servants of my family, and the family members will not break the law more or less, are you willing?" ”

Dong Xiaoying asked: "The house slave must have a yellow deed!" ”

Chang'an glanced at Huang Da and said: "They voluntarily entered the house as slaves and sold themselves, so we don't need to give the tooth bank an extra layer of contract money." ”

Everyone hasn't figured it out yet, why when the son's upper lip touches his lower lip, they become slaves who sell themselves?

Chang'an didn't plan to discuss with them at all, so he took a pen and paper cinnabar, and began to write a deed of sale.

"You will change your name to Huang Wei in the future." Chang'an wrote on the paper, Huang Wei, Huang Chao, Huang Lei, Huang Tao...... After these modern boys rename names with a very high rate, they said with a cold face: "Let's press the mudra." ”

Huang Da said: "Son, then what's my name?" ”

Chang'an asked, "You don't have a name?" ”

Datu said: "His name is not good, the son will give him a good one!" ”

Huang Da said: "Yes, I think Huang Wei and Huang Chao are very good, and they are full of momentum!" ”

Ertu said: "That's it, why is he called soil, we are short of soil in the five elements, he doesn't lack anything, what are you doing with my eldest brother for a name?" ”

Chang'an understood, this product was originally called loess.

Santu said: "Loess sounds similar to Hu Tu, young master, he will change one!" ”

Chang'an added Huang Da's name to the paper, "You will be called Huang Da in the future." Climb up the ladder. ”

"Huh! Huang Da, my name is Huang Da. Huang Da grinned and beckoned, "Brothers, hurry up and press the handprint." Remember, Lao Tzu will be Huang Da in the future, Huang Da who is flying Huang Tengda! ”

More than a dozen hands and claws stretched out to the clay box at the same time, only to listen to the round porcelain box rolling on the table, and then look at the cinnabar clay box, the white background of the porcelain box is exposed under the deep and shallow pit.

The corner of Dong Xiaoying's eyes twitched as she looked at these people pressing their handprints, who said they were not voluntary? This is a rush to sell oneself, not to sell oneself for money.

Chang'an originally planned to find some steamed sulfur to smoke later, so that the deed of sale would look old. When the deed of sale came back in the hands of the Tumenzhai brothers, Chang'an felt that there was no need to find a way to make it old, this piece of paper was really worn.

A big man with a height of more than one meter nine stood up and said aggrievedly: "Young master, the name on it is not enough, I didn't grab the name." ”

Chang'an raised his forehead and asked, "How many brothers did you bring?" ”

Huang Da said: "This trip is a big deal, bringing more than 100 brothers, yesterday I listened to my wife's advice, and brought a batch of things back, and there are still more than 30 left here." Madame, don't worry, we are all honest people, and we have never done anything bluffing to kill people and see blood. ”

Dong Xiaoying asked: "You can leave yesterday, why don't you go back?" ”

Chang'an was still writing the deed of sale, and suddenly he had a lot of things at hand.

"Madam, this is our filial piety to the dock, don't be too little, if it's not enough, our brother will wait for the wind to withdraw in a few days, and then go to do a few more deals." Huang Dadao.

Dong Xiaoying thought to herself, this is a thief! "I don't ......"

Ergouzi raised his arm and slapped Huang Da again, "Bastard, what about you who sent me to ask for food?" That's it, you're here to worship the pier? Lighting the stove is not enough to start a fire! ”

Huang Da covered his head and said, "You're enough!" I'm now Madame's house slave, my own! If you don't understand the rules, our brothers will teach you how to walk in the rivers and lakes. ”

The big dog rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Who do you say don't know the rules?" The earth dog from the south dares to bark with us from the mountains, and it is not cleaned up! ”

Shiba Dog jumped out all of a sudden, this light skill is really good, but it's too disturbing.

Huang Da was grabbed by the collar again, and immediately shouted, "You stupid roe deer, you know at a glance that you haven't walked through the rivers and lakes outside, just your temper, you have to hold the pot when you go out, and be careful to suffocate people with an axe." ”

The little dogs couldn't hear people say that they were stupid roe deer, and they would beat Huang Da when they jumped out. Huang Wei, who was holding the tea, stretched out his hand to stop the puppy, and the two of them beckoned next to Huang Da.

"Did you have a name before?" Chang'an didn't bother to care anymore, he could see that these people owe one mouth and one hand, and they fight for fun.

The big man who is more than 1.9 meters said: "I used to be called Huang Da. ”

Chang An pointed to the name on the deed of sale and said, "That little man, your name is Huang Yi." The one in red pants, your name is Huang Er, the big man is called Huang Shan, you can decide the one in the back! Press the mudra! ”

A few hands and paws went down, and this time the bottom of the clay box was finally seen, and a pitiful circle of cinnabar with soil was left.

Dong Xiaoying glanced at the deed of sale, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, stop fighting, I'll send a job." ”

Huang Wei stood still all of a sudden, and he was not annoyed by the two punches of the puppy, and looked at Dong Xiaoying with a grin.

Dong Xiaoying has thought about it, these people do 'trading', they run all over the world, and there are naturally channels for selling stolen goods, and they can see the height of their eyebrows and eyes when they step on the point, rich and poor.

Compared with the mountain bandits from Futong County, these people are actually more useful.

"Huang Da! You take a few men who often go out to step on points and have water in their eyes, and go to the front gatehouse to guard. Dong Xiaoying unconsciously used black words.

She learned a few words from the men from Futong in the past two days, but she didn't realize it and slipped out.

Huang Da said unhappily: "Madam, we haven't taken out all the filial piety we have returned, don't be busy sending the minions!" ”

Chang An smiled, this person has a very smart brain, and he can bend and stretch. In a word, this man already calls himself a minion.

Dong Xiaoying said: "In our family, the most important job is to guard the door, if you are not happy, sweep the yard, and weed in the garden!" ”

Huang Da immediately said: "Madame, don't worry, the slave guarantees to keep the door watched!" ”

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