Chapter 527 A Bad Character
The hero of this incident is now scratching the itch on his chest, and he looks a little impatient and says, "Okay, okay! President Arrow, even if you're right! All right! This can indeed raise all sorts of questions. Then don't be verbose, just say it, what should I do next? ”
What to do, this is the most troublesome part.
To be honest, Arrow didn't think about it for a while, after all, the emotions of a fourteen-year-old girl are very delicate, and even if she does anything at this age, it is very possible to say anything.
It's like myself, I made such a bet when I was fourteen or fifteen years old, and as a result, I have completely turned myself into a look that I can't take a step when I see gold.
So, what should we do now?
"Let Guoguo hate you."
After thinking for a long time, Arrow finally came up with such a solution.
Cheese dragged his slightly sleep-deprived eyes, pointed to his nose and said, "Hate me? Hey, President, if I heard me right, you must have agreed to the blue veins so that I could be accepted by you humans, right? Although something is wrong now, this human girl should belong to the 'accepting' type, but now you want her to hate me? ”
In response to this Bloodclan's question, Arrow showed a smiling expression, his eyes narrowed, and he said very happily, "Oh, it seems that I misunderstood. Seems our cheese to like the feeling of being surrounded by little girls, right? Say ...... I'm not wrong, you're really a pervert, aren't you? ”
Suddenly, Cheese's face became gloomy, and the guy finally stopped talking. Seeing this, Arrow regained the expression on his face and said very seriously: "In general, the most important thing we need to do now is to make Guoguo hate you. And then make her think you're a complete scumbag, that you're hopeless, and that you're not at all the same thing as the kind of Prince Charming she fantasizes about! That way, she won't be pestering you anymore and I can relax. ”
Cheese covered his face and snorted, "Okay, I don't have any opinion anyway, you can do it if you think it's okay." But then again, what are you going to do to make this little girl hate me? ”
There will be a public relations problem in the guild, but it is better than the interference of some foreign enemy, which is more serious and excessive! But look at these guild members now, one by one, they are all here as if they are all right, watching their own president talk, and they all put on a posture of serving tea and waiting to watch the show.
How? Is it a funny thing to have an affair? I think that the appearance of this peachy news is completely insignificant, is it that he is the only one in the entire guild who will be nervous about this matter!
Ailuo's heart was full of forbearance anger, but after looking at these people again, they really looked like this and didn't feel anything at all, Airo could only exhale and said a little helplessly: "It's not difficult to make Guoguo hate you. The difficulty is that we have just helped you to raise your personal prestige, so that you can establish a 'though some ruffians, arrogant and conceited, looking at people with their nostrils, in the minds of the inhabitants of Pelican Town.' But when it comes to critical moments, it is still a very reliable image of a forbearant hero. ”
"If you go too far in the matter of your reputation, let Guoguo inadvertently leak it to others, and make others think that you are a very bad, obscene, disgusting and nasty guy, then what I did before can be said to be all in vain. Therefore, we must try to hit your image in Guoguo's mind as much as possible, and at the same time, control your image within a range that will not get out of control. The best thing to do is to make Guoguo think that you are just a very ordinary guy, and that it is a very cerebral thing to be infatuated with you, so that it will be much better. ”
Parfay over there couldn't help laughing and said, "President, what you said. Cheese is a night family, the kind of person who can destroy a town by himself once it gets night. How can such a person be of the 'ordinary' kind? ”
Sure enough, because of the arrival of the same clan recently, the girl Parfay began to be proud, and she began to speak without going through her brain, and she said whatever she thought, right?
Airo exhaled slowly, "In order to make cheese look 'ordinary', let's think about it, do you have any ideas?" Just think about the kind of behavior that, once made, makes people feel that the person is very ordinary, without the slightest attraction feature, and feels that they don't want to approach it at all? ”
In the face of Arrow's question, these members look at me one by one, and I look at you. Those stupid people don't talk about it, Margaux, a smart man, but his eyes are bent into crescents when he laughs, and he knows that this guy doesn't want to come up with ideas at all, just to watch the excitement here.
After a few moments, the men were still silent, and Arrow couldn't help but sigh deeply and clutch his head.
Alas...... When it comes to critical times, everyone just expects that they will be the president...... It's tiring to be a president! Isn't there a kind of person like a staff officer who is both smart and willing to help himself, the president, share the burden of thinking? Well, it looks like we should find a way to recruit a staff member next, otherwise it's too tiring.
After thinking for a moment, Arrow patted his head lightly and said, "So...... So be it. Coco, you don't have to go on a mission tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. In our guild, you and Gogo are about the same age, so you go and play with her, and then say bad things about cheese. ”
Coco thought for a moment and nodded, but then said, "It can be...... But what bad things do I say? ”
Arrow tapped his skull again and said, "Just say it...... Well...... He doesn't take a shower, his body is dirty, it smells, he doesn't change his underwear, and sometimes he even pulls poop on his underwear......"
With a poof, Cream, who had been listening to the side, finally couldn't help it and covered her mouth and laughed.
But Cheese now has a helpless expression on his face, putting on a look of complete incomprehension: "Are you sure? Calling me so unbearable? It's true? ”
Helpless, Airo can only say this now: "Anyway, your image in our town is arrogant and conceited that you don't take the initiative to get close to people, you just have a problem with your sewer, and you will be strained at every turn." Anyway, there is no rule that says that the blood clan can't be strained, you just say that you have always had this problem. ”
Cheese frowned, but stopped talking. And when Arrow looked at Coco again, the little girl also frowned, and nodded after a moment of thought: "That...... Okay. It's just a little disgusting......"
Airo exhaled and continued, "Then, you try to ask what Gogo likes about this guy. Then, if you can, you turn around and trumpet his shortcomings in this area. If the girl doesn't believe me, come back and tell us, and I'll have Cheese show her the look you said it was. ”
After a moment's pause, Arrow pinched his chin and thought for a moment, then turned to the other members of the audience and said, "But Coco's words alone may not be strong enough, we need more people to spread the word." As long as there are too many people to speak, it is impossible for a fourteen-year-old girl to distinguish between a lie and the truth. In the past two days, I want you to continue to spread bad words about cheese around Guoguo, but be careful, you must not appear too deliberate! You must pretend to meet Guoguo inadvertently, and then accidentally leak a sentence or two during the chat. ”
Seeing that Arrow was so nervous now, arranging things so thoroughly, Cream, who had never spoken, finally couldn't help it, and said, "President, is it really necessary to be so nervous?" ”
It wasn't until Arrow's gaze turned to the assassin that he continued, "I think it's better for Cheese and Gogo to talk about it, saying she's too young now. If she really likes herself, let her wait another two years and wait until she is sixteen before making a decision. At that time, Cheese will think about whether to let her be his girlfriend. First, two years have passed, and Guoguo's heart at the beginning of love may have long been dull. Second, we don't need to do so much to make things so complicated, do we? ”
Iroh was relieved that Cream was now back in a bit of a situation. At least there wasn't anything wrong with the Assassin, and he didn't need to spend any more time adjusting him.
At the same time, it is not that Arrow has not thought about this method of cream, but after thinking about it, he feels that there is still some danger in it.
"Cheese isn't like us, we Mermaid Song members usually have close contact with the townsfolk during the day, and after a long time, everyone will understand what kind of people we are."
"But Cheese is a night guy, and tries to only act at night. This also means that he himself has little opportunity to contact the townspeople, so I created this kind of cold and proud character for him. ”
"Two years is actually not a long time, if you really go to talk to Guoguo like this, if you can only see cheese very mysteriously during the two years, I am afraid that the love in the girl's heart will not be reduced in any way, but will burn very vigorously."
Cream was a little unconvinced: "President, what you said is too arbitrary, right?" Are you a girl? How do you know that girls will have a stronger and stronger sense of love for this kind of man who can't see each other all the time? ”