Luo Yuhan didn't look at the male ghost at all, because at this moment she felt that another eerie aura was also approaching here, and it only took a second or two to reach the front, and at this time, a terrible female voice shouted: "You dead ghost, why did you appear here in broad daylight, if you are seen and then explode, there are those Taoist priests or something to collect you to see what you do!" Do you want me to be widowed! ”

The male ghost looked like he was afraid of this female ghost, so he quickly put away his tongue, hid his figure and stood upright, and said a little timidly: "Didn't I want to scare and scare this little girl?" I didn't expect me to show up, and she wasn't afraid at all. ”

"In broad daylight, what are you scaring people for? Oh my god...... Is this girl a pure yin body? Hahaha turned out to be a pure yin body, I didn't expect to be met by me, you idiot, this is a pure yin body, do you know that you still want to scare her and let her leave, since that's the case, then you can leave quickly, this girl belongs to me! ”

The female ghost was wearing a dress that was not white or red, looking very shabby and dirty, with long dry and messy hair, floating over to look at Luo Yuhan and laughing.

Luo Yuhan listened to the conversation between the two ghosts, and sighed secretly in his heart, these ghosts will always appear like this, can't they clean themselves up? One by one is really unsightly, you must return to the underworld another day, let the underworld define a rule, if those ghosts are caught by those lonely souls and wild ghosts who do not want to be reincarnated, if their bodies are clean and tidy, they can reduce some punishments.

Just thinking about it, the male ghost said angrily: "Xiaohong! I found this girl first, how can you snatch love with a knife! ”

Xiaohong is this female ghost, she sneered: "Snatch love with a knife? Wang Dazhu, what do you mean? Are you tired of being crooked, yesterday you were still interceding with me and me, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of my life, and now I see this girl and say that she is your love, do you still want to be shameless, what you said yesterday I forgot today, and immediately empathize and don't fall in love, are you worthy of me like this? ”

It turned out that this male ghost Wang Dazhu actually had a leg with this female ghost Xiaohong, which means that when Luo Yuhan came over just now, the male ghost knew that there was a female ghost here, but he still wanted to scare Luo Yuhan and let her leave his monopoly, sure enough, in this world, not only the man's mouth is unreliable, but even the male ghost's mouth and words are also very unreliable.

Wang Dazhu shrunk his neck with a little weakness, and then thought about it, after all, this is an opportunity that he finally waited, this kind of thing can't be allowed, even if he kissed me and me with the female ghost Xiaohong yesterday and said a lot of sweet words, but there are many female ghosts who have been said by him with sweet words, if every one of them is serious, then he can't live?

Thinking of this, he stiffened his neck and said: "Yesterday is yesterday, today is today, yesterday I loved you, today I don't love you anymore, is there anything wrong with me loving others?" Anyway, I found this girl first, you go away quickly, don't force me to do it to you! ”

Xiaohong said: "You goddamn Wang Dazhu, you actually started to do it to me, what you said is like a fart, do you know how much my heart hurts, how much my liver hurts, and how much three-quarters of my life hurts......"

Luo Yuhan watched the two of them pull and pull and said that they didn't do it to themselves, nor did they do it to each other, and couldn't help but say a little anxiously: "Don't chirp here and bring up the past again, if you want to fight, fight quickly, if you don't fight again."

, I'm going to fall asleep later, there are no melon seeds and no small benches, and people are sore and bored standing on their legs. ”

Wang Dazhu was taken aback: "Who is this little beauty talking to?" ”

Xiaohong also shrank her hand in horror and looked at Luo Yuhan and said, "I don't know, is she talking to the two of us, but how can she, an ordinary person, see the two of us?" ”

Wang Dazhu shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes again and said: "You look carefully at her eyes are ethereal, her eyes are neither looking at me nor at you, I don't think she is talking to us, and I have clearly appeared just now, I am still very sure of my appearance, she is indifferent, I have a guess......"

Xiaohong hurriedly asked, "What guess?" ”

Wang Dazhu smiled evilly and said: "This little beauty is a pure yin body, she must have encountered a lot of ghosts over the years, maybe she has been scared stupid, just now when I watched her in class, she didn't listen to the class, maybe it's because her brain has been broken, even if she is in class here, she can't listen, I guess she is a fool!" ”

The appearance of this male ghost swearing made Luo Yuhan laugh, and this time she turned her face to look at Wang Dazhu and said, "Who are you talking about who is a fool?" I think you two are stupid, good college students don't have to commit suicide, I think you two are suicides, you should have been dead for some years, right? After so many years of being a ghost, I haven't made a difference, it's a shame to ......"

Wang Dazhu cried wolf: "My mother, she is a ghost, no...... It's human...... She can see us and hear us! ”

Xiaohong also shouted as if she was about to run away: "It's terrible! I'm scared to death...... Wang Dazhu, you stinky and conscienceless, can you wait for ......me if you run slower?"

Luo Yuhan said with a smile: "I've heard that many people are afraid of ghosts, but I don't see many ghosts afraid of people, I am indeed a human, this school is full of people, no matter where you run, you will always meet one or two, what are you afraid of me doing?" I won't eat you again. ”

Wang Dazhu had quickly slipped to the corner of the corridor, and when he heard Luo Yuhan's words, he patted his head and said, "Yes, I'm afraid that she will do it alone?" Can you still be scared by this little girl? Looks like she can see me, and I'm going to let her experience what it means to be a demon today! As he spoke, he turned back again.

Xiaohong also paused, looked at Luo Yuhan suspiciously, and said, "Why is this person not afraid of us at all, isn't it a little unreasonable?" ”

Luo Yuhan sighed and said leisurely: "There is no way, if you see more, you won't be afraid." ”

"Seen too much? Little Red Girl...... In my opinion, this pure yin body is not simple, let's run! The more Wang Dazhu thought about it, the more wrong it became, this girl was so calm just now, and she said that she had seen too many ghosts, so many ghosts didn't hurt her at all, this is really wrong, it's better not to covet her pure yin body and give her ghost life.

Xiaohong also felt that something was wrong, and immediately followed to run.

Luo Yuhan was bored, and wanted these two ghosts to show more in front of her what the evil ghosts looked like, but these two ghosts were very smart, and they had immediately thought of something wrong to run away, she sighed and said: "What are you running, it's really boring to run, but you can come if you want, you can leave if you want, I haven't agreed yet, what are you going to go." ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and tapped it lightly in the air

Two golden rays of light emitted the figures of the two ghosts and they were frozen in place.

Wang Dazhu's ghost body couldn't move at this time, but he said tremblingly: "It's over, it's over!" When the ghost for more than ten years, I didn't expect to capsize in the gutter, and the most important thing is that we haven't done anything this time, we have been cautious all these years, and the first time we have bad intentions, we will be destroyed...... Woowoo woo ......"

Xiaohong also cried: "I'm miserable, I didn't fall in love when I was a person, and I didn't have a good life when I was a ghost, I haven't had bad intentions today, and I will be destroyed, it's all because of you, it's all you, Wang Dazhu, you brought this person here, you are treacherous, you are ungrateful......"

Luo Yuhan walked around to the two ghosts, crossed his arms and asked, "Are you ghosts so high-end and high-grade now?" When the ghost is not good, forget it, and even talk about love in private, do you know that you were a college student when you were a person, and when you were a ghost, that is, a ghost college student, you don't take learning as your own responsibility, and you actually fall in love privately, do you know what the consequences will be? ”

Wang Dazhu was stunned for a moment, and then asked cautiously: "Is there any consequence of falling in love?" Besides, I'm just in love with her, that is, I'm playing tricks, and I'm not really in a relationship......"

Xiaohong also hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the two of us are not in love, in this case, you can just let us go, we have never done anything bad for so many years!" ”

Luo Yuhan sneered: "No, how can you let it go?" Look at you one by one, you are not good at being ghosts, sloppy all day long, wearing dirty and torn clothes all day long, you are really a disgraced person, I will rectify you today. ”

Wang Dazhu begged for mercy with a crying voice: "Please, auntie, we really haven't done anything bad, our clothes are dirty and torn, what's in your way?" Please let us go! ”

Xiaohong said: "What you said is right, what you said is right, since we are wrong, let's go back and change it immediately, and immediately change into clean and tidy clothes, is this okay?" ”

Luo Yuhan sneered again and said, "No! I'm going to teach you a good lesson today, so that you know the consequences of not studying hard and being a ghost if you don't do it well! ”

Wang Dazhu asked pitifully, "Auntie, where are you sacred?" How else are you going to teach us? We've been wandering around for more than ten years, and people are already very pitiful, and we haven't done anything bad just now......"

Luo Yuhan said with a straight face: "In this case, I am not an unreasonable person, I asked you a few questions, and if you can answer them, I will let you go." ”

"What's the problem?" Both ghosts asked at the same time.

Luo Yuhan turned his back and said solemnly: "As two college student ghosts, you now tell me completely, what are the core values of socialism?" One, two, three, please answer! ”

Two ghosts: "......"

"Can't answer, can you? Look at the two of you, still college students! I don't know this simple question, shame do you know? Don't you know how to keep up with the times and learn some knowledge after so many years? You go down and reflect on me, and come back to me when you know the answer! Luo Yuhan waved his hand and planned to leave.

"Wait......... Wait a minute, Woman, we're frozen by you now and can't move, why don't you let us go first? Wang Dazhu said tentatively.

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