The voice was earth-shattering here, but no one paid attention to the illusion outside.

The figure reacted quite quickly, and was about to run in front of the City God Temple, but it didn't matter if he ran, the big curtain behind the statue was pulled down, and the figure was being blocked.

I told Dead Fish Eye early in the morning that once I heard any movement behind me, I pressed down the curtain - the curtain had been eating incense with me for many years, stained with incense ash, and it also had the function of warding off evil spirits, no matter what it was, it had to be detained and couldn't get out, and if it wanted to run from the front, it couldn't run.

Sure enough, the figure had a wolf in front of it and a tiger in front of it, and it was caught behind the curtain and did not move—its back looked trembling, as if it was particularly nervous.

I wasn't in a hurry, so I pulled a stool and sat down: "Since I went to the City God Temple, I don't seem to have offended you, and besides, I asked myself if I treated you well, didn't you feel sorry for doing this?" ”

The figure finally stopped trembling, and then turned to look at me, and showed a smile that was more ugly than crying.

It is a black mole soap.

The black mole soap lay in front of me, howling and crying: "Lord Chenghuang, I'm sorry for you...... you."

"Speak slowly," I said, "get up." ”

I will give you the opportunity to explain.

"This," the black mole soap hesitated, and hesitated: "The little one has nothing to say, you can cure the small one!" ”

"Fart." I said, "Even if you punish the crime, it depends on what kind of crime you have committed, you can't just give me food for no reason, right?" You name a reason, come out, and I'll hear it. ”

"Small...... The small one was also forced to be helpless," the black mole soap looked very broken: "Besides, it's really the small one that did something wrong......

"Right, is it up to you, or am I up to me?" I said calmly: "When is it, are you still hiding?" It's okay if you don't say it,"

I shouted outside the curtain: "Dead fish eyes, the one with the black mole soap is like I don't want anymore, split it open and burn it in front of the hall, give everyone warmth." ”

Lu Hengchuan's mobility was not good, and through the curtain, he also saw his long figure holding a long strip-shaped thing, and was about to go out.

When the black mole soap Li saw this, he was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he hurriedly said: "Lord Chenghuang, you can raise your noble hand, let go of the small one this time, the small one is also confused for a while, you are kind-hearted, and your prime minister can support the boat in his belly......"

I continued slowly: "If you can't burn it thoroughly, pour some sesame oil, last time the old lady Liu from the west came and asked for a grandson, the merit is happy, and gave a bucket of oil to the right of my statue." ”

Lu Hengchuan's figure came to the right of my statue.

When the black mole soap Li saw it, he immediately crawled over and cried: "Lord Chenghuang, I beg you to see that I am the first to pick up your soap Li, spare me this time, I said, I will say it!" ”

"Dead Fisheye!" At this moment, Lu Hengchuan's figure was about to go out of the door, and I said slowly: "You wait for a while." ”

The dead fish eye is short-tempered, and I have been tossed for so long a day, of course, I have already come up with a temper, just listen to the sound of "dangchang", the statue of the black mole soap was thrown by him somewhere, and the face of the black mole soap was instantly scratched a large piece of skin.

"Alright," I said, cocking the shoes on Jiro's legs and feet. ”

"Yes......" The black mole soap didn't dare to touch the wound on his face, and said with a snort: "It was the Jiulipo City God who forced the little one to do it......"

"If he forces you, you will do it?" I looked at him and my voice was sharp: "Who did you eat with?" ”

The black mole soap didn't dare to raise his head at all, and when he heard my voice, he trembled even more: "Lord Chenghuang, you are angry, the small, the small one is really helpless, and it was grabbed by the Jiulipo City God......"

"Handle?" I looked at him: "You are a soap officer, what handle can you catch someone?" ”

"It's precisely because I didn't dare to tell the city god that I let the city god of Jiulipo catch it," the black mole soap stammered: "The small, the small one is indeed confused for a while, you listen, don't be angry......"

"You just say it." I replied, "There is nothing else in the world that Lao Tzu has never seen." ”

"Hey," the black mole soap said cautiously: "That's the case, I was on an errand for a while, and I accidentally met a woman, no, a female ghost." ”

it? The style of painting was a little wrong in an instant, and I seemed to see the peach blossom red clouds on the face of the black mole.

"You go on."

I grabbed an out-of-season watermelon from the offering table to suppress my shock.

The black mole soap Li glanced at me cautiously, and then said: "Her name is Huang Cuifen, and I don't know why with the little one, so I fell in love with each other - she was abused by her husband and died of drinking pesticides, for fear of being bullied by her husband's relatives and friends in the ancestral grave of her husband's family, so she became a lonely ghost and ran to the boundary of our ten-mile shop, and the little one went out to patrol that day, and I happened to see her - don't say it, don't mention how pitiful she is, if you see it, you will also lend a hand!" ”

"You said yours, don't bring Lao Tzu."

"Hey!" The black mole soap then said pitifully: "She looks like that, with a yellow face and thin muscles, although she said that she escaped from Jiulipo, and she should be in charge of Jiulipo, but the little one didn't control herself, so she ......."

"Did you harbor her?" I spit out watermelon seeds: "Go on." ”

"This, the little one can't help it, the little one has been doing it for so long, and it's really the first time I've met a person who can know the cold and the hot of the small, and the little one is also very cherished! It's not that it's been a long time, the feelings are deep, and the little one doesn't want to put her back. The black mole soap Li trembled and continued: "However, this city god of Jiulipo strictly enforces the law, and there is no sand in his eyes, and the little one with her was also careless, and was discovered by the people of Jiulipo, and they wanted to arrest Huang Cuifen alive or dead!" The little ...... How can the little one agree, one carelessly ......"

He looked up again and looked at me cautiously.

"Say."

"One accidentally ......" the black mole soap is about to bury his head on the ground like a turnip: "One accidentally killed one of their soaps." ”

Although everyone is already dead, the dead will still be scattered, especially if they are civil servants who eat incense, which can already be regarded as a "homicide".

"So?"

"So it stands to reason that the little one will be dragged over for trial, but the little one doesn't want to! Since you took office, Lord Chenghuang, although you have worked hard, but you still have bad luck, where do you dare to cause trouble for you - if they say that the small one is instructed by you, it will also cause great damage to your reputation, and the small one is also afraid, you are angry, give the small one to ......" The voice of the black mole soap is getting smaller and smaller: "At this time, the city god of Jiulipo came in person and asked about this matter, whether the small one is willing to be public or private." ”

Public and private, did you have a car accident or what?

But the rest is obvious: "And then? ”

"The city god of Jiulipo let the clerk pass on the words, if it is public, it will make a big fuss, let your subordinates play with the dead, and expose the murder and hurt people, and make you discredited, if you are private, let me come back and wait for the news, what does he let the little one do, the little one will do it......"

Of course, he can't talk about it in person, the records of the immortal officials are all over the place, and when the things that framed his colleagues are exposed, he can't eat good fruits, but he doesn't let the clerks who are in touch with him do it.

"Now, Huang Cuifen has also been captured by them, isn't it?" I asked, "If you tell me about it, what will happen to your Huang Cuifen?" ”

"Yes, yes, Lord Chenghuang, you are like a god!" The black mole soap Li hurriedly said: "The small one is also difficult to ride a tiger, and he is in a dilemma, he can only obey orders and people, Lord Chenghuang, what do you think of the little one, the little one knows it very well in his heart!" Now, it's really a small one who is sorry for you, the little one is telling you this, and I don't expect you to spare the little one, at most, I want to tell you the truth of the matter, you have to be careful of the Jiulipo City God, and there is one more thing, although the little one is not qualified to beg you again...... But let's try it, the small one was burned to ashes by you, can you be buried with Huang Cuifen? ”