Chapter 287: God made a joke

'Vermaelen made a good defence and maybe made a mistake in the first half, and that's when he woke up. This defense against Royce can be described as leaky, and Royce is also smart. Seeing Vermaelen coming up, he was not in a hurry to break through and pass, but turned his back to Vermaelen slightly, trying to make the opponent foul from behind. And this kind of foul action is generally to eat a yellow card, if you don't eat a yellow card, out of balance considerations, if Vermaelen tackles again next time, most of them will not be able to run. He already has a yellow card on him, so two yellows and one red go down. ”

"And if Vermaelen is sent off, Arsenal won't just have one less man to play. Considering the injury to Merdessatt, Koscielny on the pitch and Vermaelen being sent off, then Arsenal will face the embarrassing situation of not having a reliable central defender available, perhaps they will have to consider using a second-tier centre-back or a full-back cameo, so that Arsenal's defence will definitely be full of holes, and Dortmund will have a chance. And considering that the next round of the group stage is also a contest between Arsenal and Dortmund, the punished Vermaelen will definitely be suspended, and it is still doubtful whether Merdessaert can return early, so if Dortmund can double Arsenal, the initiative to qualify from the group is in their hands, even if it is a win and a plane against Arsenal, they will not have much problem qualifying in this group of death. ”

"But Shahin's pressing is very interesting, it feels like Vermaelen has become an attacking midfielder, and Shaheen is a defensive central defender."

While the commentator was still commenting on Vermaelen's previous defence, Arsenal's attack had quietly begun.

Wilshere received a pass from Mikel Arteta and the small threat didn't split right away, but took the ball down the middle. After watching the gap in the middle, Piszczek finally couldn't resist cutting in from the flanks to help the central defense.

Facing Piszczek's defence, Wilshere passed the ball to Ramsey next to him. Ramsey didn't make any extra moves when he received the ball, but immediately knocked it back to Wilshere and made a kick to the wall with him.

Just when everyone thought that Wilshere, who had successfully passed Piszczek to get the ball and was already up speed, was going to take the opportunity to break directly into the penalty area in the middle, Wilshere split the ball in the process of dribbling.

Li Zihan, who had already successfully switched positions with Podolski, received the ball on the wing, and because Piszczek went to the middle, there was a large open field in front of him.

Hummels made a gesture to his central defender Papadopoulos, and then took the initiative to defend Li Zihan on the wing, preventing him from easily cutting into the penalty area from the wing.

And Li Zihan is speeding up to directly use the speed to rush into the penalty area, Hummels, who does not dare to slack off, just wanted to stretch out his foot outside the penalty area to break the ball or give the opponent a trip, and keep him out of the penalty area.

Li Zihan showed his ability again at this time, and immediately came to an emergency stop, which caught Hummels a little off guard, and finally stopped his foot.

Li Zihan smiled slightly, and pointed to the penalty area with his hand, as if he was "hinting" something to his teammates. Then immediately get up and pass, Hummels dares to be careless, ready to jump up and block the pass.

Of course, he didn't jump early, and it shouldn't be too late to jump when he wants to see the opponent's movements clearly. But once the human brain subconsciously gives instructions, it is often a little difficult to contain.

Originally, Hummels planned not to see the rabbit and not scatter the eagle, and not to see Li Zihan hook the ball and not jump. But when Li Zihan's foot touched the ball, a command suddenly flashed in his mind, and the ghost made him jump early.

Li Zihan did not miss this opportunity, flicked the ball to the side, and immediately started to bypass Hummels and rush into the penalty area.

Hummels knew it was broken as soon as his foot left the ground, and he didn't have time to think too much, and he wanted to pull Li Zihan's jersey when he was still in the air. But how is it possible to pull this distance? His left hand was just a symbolic catch in the air, in Li Zihan's words, he didn't catch a single hair.

"Beautiful, Li Zihan's feints successfully deceived the opponent's experienced defender Hummels, although Li Zihan's body is not strong enough, but it is absolutely flexible, and the slow Hummmels is a little insufficient in front of him."

Seeing that his good friend and good teammate were deceived by Li Zihan and passed, goalkeeper Weidenfeller immediately came over to the near corner of the goal close to Li Zihan and blocked it. Then he took the opportunity to point to the far corner of the goal, which came to help defend on the side, and the meaning was obvious: "I look at the near corner, you help me defend the far corner!" ”

Schmelzer nodded, and came to the far post where he was standing.

Li Zihan was near the line of the small penalty area, stuck Papadopoulos with his hand, and then looked up at Weidenfeller, his eyes were full of provocation.

"You can stand firm, I'm going to hit you in this position!" Li Zihan's eyes probably revealed this meaning.

Papadopoulos didn't dare to pull him, let alone push him. Just kidding, as long as you make a little action in this place, this "girl" falls, and the absolute force is a penalty. Unless it's him who fakes a fall, but do you dare to bet on whether the referee will fake a fall or a penalty? Of course, there is another possibility, unless the referee is my own father!

Obviously, a Dutch man cannot give birth to a Greek, at least genetically, and even if his mother is Greek, the child is at best a mixed race, not an authentic Greek.

Since he didn't dare to bet, the referee was not his own father. Papadopoulos had no choice but to honestly put his hands behind his back and signal that he had not made a small movement. If you fall, it's not me who pushes you, and I've never had sexual interest in "pushing" a man, even though you look like a woman

Of course, Li Zihan didn't know what the Greek guy with strong male hormones behind him was thinking, otherwise it was very likely that he would not shoot at the goal, but at the bottom of Papadopoulos, making him a generation of heroes in Chinese martial arts novels - "The head of the Wudang faction (covering the stalls)!" ”

Li Zihan's eyes and body direction were all directed towards Weidenfeller, and everyone thought that Li Zihan's next shot was directly aimed at Dortmund's goalkeeper.

And Li Zihan once again showed how realistic his feints are, when he raised his foot and was about to shoot. His body tilted, and instead of shooting straight at goal, he rubbed the ball up with the outside of his left foot, and the ball arced as it flew towards Weidenfeller.

Will the ball drive? If Weidenfeller heard someone say this, he would have looked at each other like an idiot. But today, this ball can not only drive, but also fly planes and even play drifting in airplanes.

The ball was clearly coming towards him, and he had already watched the ball almost reach him, but the ball turned a corner, and the curling ball went straight to the far corner.

How did he make an arc at such a narrow and close distance? The question only flashed through Weidenfeller's mind, and then he immediately turned his head and shouted: "Be careful!!" ”

Schmelzer stood in the far corner of the goal, he had seen Li Zihan shoot, and he was expecting Weidenfeller to save the ball, but the ball suddenly came in this general direction.

Fuck, why the fuck changed the script again? Schmelzer, who was shocked, thought.

Schmelzer jumped up and tried to clear the ball with a header.

"Li Zihan - near angle!! No, it's the far corner, the curling ball!! ”

Schmelzer jumped, and while in the air he suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Why is the ball spinning so big? Podolsky, who was outflanked in the middle, thought.

Then he saw that the trajectory of the ball was actually not a direct shot towards the far corner of the goal, Li Zihan's series of actions made everyone think that this was a direct shot, although it was not aimed at the near corner of the previous high probability, but watching the ball rotate and arc towards the far corner, so I thought it was an unexpected far corner shot.

Wrong! It's a pass!!

Podolsky was the first to react, immediately starting to catch up and then jumping.

Wrong! It's not a shot!!

Schmelzer had not yet reached the ball before he could reach the ground, but the ball was still spinning in the middle of the goal.

Podolski flicked his head at the spinning ball and hit the goal!

"No, it's not a shot! It's a pass!! Shot!! ”

The fans in front of the radio are confused by this commentator, is this a shot or a lob in the far corner of the goal, or a pass or a shot??

"Podolski, header!!"

"Porti, pick up Li Zihan's wonderful pass, the lion shakes his head!!" Uncle Zhan Jun shouted. It's so beautiful, I've never seen a shot on goal like this.

Podolski, who had completed the header on goal, watched the ball fly towards the goal in the air, wanting to confirm the news of the goal as soon as possible.

The goal of the stadium was all up, and their attention was attracted, and if a thief got involved at this time, they would definitely make a fortune. Because attentive fans don't feel like they're being pocketed at all, including the nervous Borussia Dortmund goal.

Arsenal supporters have already raised their hands and are waiting for the moment of the goal to celebrate.

Is there a god in this world? This question is not very clear even to Podolsky, who believes in Catholicism, but at this moment, Podolsky firmly believes that God exists, and he also played a joke with him!!

But this joke was not funny at all for Podolsky, who wanted to cry even more if he could