Chapter 77: Lesbian...
Some people took the lead in opposing the grouping, and others followed suit:
"Director, Feng Zixi and Ye Han were originally stronger than us, and now they are a strong combination, so what else is wrong with us? I have to give them the way. ”
The staff glanced at Tang Yiwan: "How do you want to be fair?" ”
Although Tang Yiwan was the last to enter the group, the leader explained her journey to the group before departure, and she could not be offended.
Tang Yiwan gave her opinion: "Feng Zixi, as the first place, should be combined with the last place, which is fair, and I, as the last place to replace Lin Weier, naturally want to combine with Feng Zixi." ”
Tang Yiwan said and threw a wink to Zixi, Feng Zixi smiled knowingly and agreed.
Ye Han was unhappy when he heard it: "It's naturally fair to you, but it's too unfair to us strong people, right?" We have become strong by our own efforts, why should we be taken advantage of by you and hold back? ”
Someone made a stumbling block from it, and Tang Yiwan became even more angry:
"Hey! You are a big man, and you still want to rely on women's grades to rank, is it a shame? ”
"You!" Ye Han was not lightly angry.
"How?!" Not to be outdone, Tang Yiwan took a step forward and went back.
The staff couldn't make up their minds, so they had to call the director for help:
"It's... Director, or, let's draw lots? ”
The director was a little noisy: "What's the noise?" If you have the ability, you can be a director! ”
Then he turned around and dropped a sentence: "The RV is for guests with good grades, and the nanny car is given to the last three guests, according to the previous grouping, hurry up and get in the car!" ”
Although Tang Yiwan can't afford to offend, Ye Han can't afford to offend either, and the director is also very embarrassed to be caught in the middle.
Tang Yiwan was unrelenting: "I want to be in a group with Zixi, and the companions are to help each other, that is, there will be a disparity in ability, and it is natural for me and Zixi to partner together." ”
Tang Yiwan felt that the power of his companions was not the power of the two of them together? If they are all strong, how can they reflect the strength of their peers?
Ye Han also refused to compromise: "Director, I also want to be in a group with Feng Zixi, we have obtained the ranking through our own efforts, and the combination is justifiable, fair and just." ”
"You! You..."
"You you, you what you? Helping the weak is a high moral realm, but it is natural for no one to help anyone, and you call it moral kidnapping. ”
Hearing that Ye Han didn't give an inch, Tang Yi gritted his teeth angrily, really wanting to pick up the coffee and scratch his paws.
Seeing that the two of them were red-faced, the director was a little embarrassed for a while, and Jiang Zhiruo also red-eyed with grievances:
"Brother Han, I'm incompetent, can you help me? Feng Zixi obviously doesn't like it..."
"Okay, I'll give you the opportunity to combine freely." Seeing that Jiang Zhiruo was stupid and wanted to say stupid things, the director had no choice but to interrupt Jiang Zhiruo and give a final order to neutralize everyone's opinions:
"Discuss the results with me before you get to the next location." As he spoke, he turned around and got into the car.
Ye Han and Tang Yiwan's program team can't afford to offend, and Feng Zixi is the object of their scramble, but Jiang Zhiruo can't be allowed to talk nonsense without knowing the severity, and when the time comes, there will be any scandals or unpleasantness, and it is not him who will suffer.
Ye Han added a sentence later: "No need to discuss, let's go in a group of three, they will go in a group of three, let's go to the car in front." As he spoke, he took Feng Zixi and Tang Yiwan's hands respectively and went to the car in front.
Everyone saw that the director didn't say anything, and they all got into the car with interest.
Feng Zixi shook off Ye Han's hand and pulled Tang Yiwan to sit on the sofa on the side, Ye Han followed him and got into the car, reluctantly sitting opposite them:
"Little Pepper, are you a girlfriend? Don't be principled for the sake of girlfriends? ”
Feng Zixi put the cat cage aside, leaned on the sofa and didn't answer.
Tang Yiwan leaned on Feng Zixi's shoulder, cocked Erlang's legs, and looked at Ye Han disdainfully:
"Ye Han, male, 33 years old, has entered the middle-aged and elderly era, approaching the embarrassing age of forty. Graduated from the University of Toronto with a double Ph.D. degree.
Now serving as the social university, the supreme commander of the Eat, Drink and Fun Club, life motto: cabbage is my favorite, if you can't find cabbage, thin persimmons can make a living. It's a high-appetite species of the heavyweight family, and there is no one..."
Feng Zixi's first reaction came to mind, Tuoluozhuang, eight hundred miles of persimmons? ?
This seems to be the place where Zhu Bajie shows his skills in Journey to the West, right?
Ye Han was too lazy to bother with her: "Yes, yes, yes, drink a bowl of soup when you are full." ”
Tang Yiwan didn't understand for a while: "Soup? Thin persimmons aren't enough for you to eat? Do you want to add more soup? ”
Ye Han didn't understand the meaning of her words, right?
Ye Han looked at her but smiled silently, and Feng Zixi also pursed her lips to cover her mouth and smiled.
Tang Yiwan looked at the two of them in confusion: "What are you laughing at?" ”
The two shook their heads at the same time, still smiling at the corners of their mouths.
Tang Yiwan was a little angry: "What the hell are you laughing at!" ”
Ye Han kindly explained: "Tang Yiwan, a bowl of soup." ”
Tang Yiwan reacted at this time, shaking Feng Zixi's arm vigorously and complaining:
"Feng Zixi, I am kind enough to help you, you join him to bully me, you are simply inhumane to the opposite sex, and I am so good to you in vain."
Feng Zixi was shaken and dizzy, and comforted her with a smile: "Wanwan, don't make trouble, my heart is still on your side." ”
Tang Yiwan continued to shake unrelentingly: "I don't care, you help me beat him, hurry up." If you hit him, I will believe that you have not betrayed me. ”
Tang Yiwan began to clingy again, Feng Zixi was speechless, so she had to take her hand and comfort:
"Wanwan is obedient, lie down and rest, we still have to sit in the car for a long time, and we will be very tired later."
Tang Yiwan couldn't pull out her hand, so she had to give up: "Hmph! Ye Han, you wait for me! ”
Saying that, he lay down in Feng Zixi's arms and continued to be coquettish: "Xixi, hold Juejue." ”
Ye Han couldn't bear to look at him directly, and turned around, looking embarrassed when he met the two lesbians.
Feng Zixi uncomfortably covered her with a blanket, got up and ran to the other side: "You sleep by yourself, I still have to feed coffee in a while." ”
Tang Yiwan pulled the blanket with a small temper on her face: "Dead girl, abandon me for it again, be careful that I throw it out one day when you don't pay attention!" ”
Feng Zixi clasped her hands around her chest, leaned on the sofa and closed her eyes to recuperate, jealous of Tang Yiwan's contention, and didn't want to deal with it.
None of the three spoke again, and an indescribable smell of embarrassment filled the air.
Time passed minute by minute, and just when Feng Zixi was almost asleep, Jun Fengming spoke:
"The coffee wants to poop, you take it to the toilet."
The embarrassing scene that was finally put down was once again hooked up by Jun Fengming's words, and Feng Zixi was a little speechless:
"Don't make a fuss, isn't there cat litter in the cage?"
Jun Fengming explained: "The coffee really has to pull the poop, I don't allow it to be pulled on the cat litter." ”
Although there is enough cat litter and the coffee is very clean, he will definitely bury the finished poop to the deepest part of the cat litter, but he still can't stand the situation where he is with a piece of.
Feng Zixi couldn't help frowning: "Jun Fengming, did you do it on purpose?" There's a boy sitting here, how do you let me bring coffee to the toilet? I don't know, I thought I was going to go to the toilet, how embarrassing it would be when I came out. ”