The parents of the students went back to gather to discuss, the exam was coming, I heard that it was a big deal, how the baby learned, and I would know it after the exam. The teachers have been busy for a year, and I heard that the stupid baby who taught us was tired and his throat was split.

How can you exhaust your throat? You just think about it, the baby is disobedient at home, let's still pull our necks and shout! The teacher is in charge of dozens of babies by himself, and he shouts that he should be disobedient or disobedient!

Waiting to come back, seeing that I don't clean him up, I dare to give the teacher a tired throat, so I fart him first.

Don't talk nonsense, shouldn't we give a gift to the teacher! It's the New Year, and I heard that the children in the city gave New Year's gifts to the master, and it was celery, jujubes, and meat.

Why don't you ask what you're going to give? You can't give three gifts! Whoever goes into the city to inquire and find someone who understands to ask.

The exams are approaching day by day, and what the children do every day is to review their homework, go home and memorize books in the middle of the night, and get up in the morning to write with a wooden stick first.

On the way to school, I took a handful of wheat straw in my hand, practiced addition and subtraction, and practiced counting a hundred.

Two days before the exam, gifts from each village came, not only for the town's New Year's gifts, but also for the teachers individually.

Fang Mingyuan simply sat in the big cafeteria, accepted the New Year's gift, and directly asked the sister-in-law to take the stove to the room. Qian Chuanzile's mouth couldn't be closed, and he said to Mr. Tao, "We used to be shopkeepers, who can look at us?" What's going on now, hehe, give me a gift, there is meat and vegetables, are you afraid that I won't have meat to eat during the New Year? ”

Teacher Tao also received a lot of New Year's gifts, piled them up in the teacher's office, and was going to go home from winter vacation to bring them back, at least to give his brother a piece of meat, so that he knew that he had not helped introduce the teaching work of the school in vain.

The stuffy man was the most realistic, and he accepted the gift to Dong Xiaoying, "Miss eat." ”

In the past two days, Dong Xiaoying took the time to teach her daughter to play the piano, and Zhao also wanted Erniu to follow suit, so she pretended to help add firewood and went to the next door in the morning.

Fang Yue popped up a sound, and the chopsticks in Dong Xiaoying's hand knocked up.

"Mother!" Fang Yue's tears of pain came out.

Dong Xiaoying said with a dark face: "How many times have you said it?" How many times did you say I said it? Pick the fingering, the fingers should be straight, and then play! ”

Zhao patted his heart, mother! always says that younger siblings spoil children, it seems that there is no ambiguity in education! As soon as the chopsticks were brushed down, her hands hurt!

Think about the second girl in the family, forget it! Just like his daughter's stupidity, the fingers of learning the piano have to be scrapped!

Finally on the day of the exam, Changbao woke up and knelt on the kang to recite the Buddha, and the gods and Buddhas he knew begged again, let him bless himself for passing the exam!

Changxi knelt on the kang and was also saying don't let me take the test again, I just want to go to the second grade, I don't want to skip the grade to go to the third grade, I don't want to take the exam after the exam.

The bell rings, the exam officially begins, and the children line up one by one to enter the three classrooms and recite the content requested by the teacher. Explain the meaning of words and dictate words.

After the Chinese test, it is not allowed to talk to the students queuing outside, and they go directly to the arithmetic examination room, and they are required to complete 50 arithmetic questions within a quarter of an hour.

Then go to the martial arts examination room.

Da Zhongzi has been in a bad mood recently, and her daughter-in-law vomits everything she eats, and the child in her belly is not worried!

"What are you doing with this?" Ning Zhong asked, pointing to the jumping goat.

The stuffy man replied with two words, "Exam!" ”

Yang stared at the four children standing on the runway with a straight face, "Ready!" Three, two, one, the one who rushed to the back of the line! Make up one later, prepare, three, two, one, run! ”

Pour a spoonful of sand into the funnel, and the simple hourglass is used to keep a running time. Before all the sand in the funnel leaks down, those who run back are counted as passing, and ten points are added to the score card, and those who don't run back are failing and not scored.

Some parents shouted on the wall, "My baby is not short for a while, you will count it!" ”

Yang Zhi bluffed his face and said, "If the foreigners come, they will die in one step, you discuss with the foreigners, my baby didn't run away in one step, and let me escape for my life again?" ”

Parents don't squeak anymore, the school lets their children run, with good intentions!

After running, line up to pull the bow in front of Ning Qiang, pull the bowstring and give six points, and give ten points for the full bow.

A group of parents in Huoyang Village stared at each other, and I watched, and I couldn't pull the bow for Lao Tzu, and when I went home, Lao Tzu asked you to pull the bow and play all day long.

It was easy to draw the bow and pass the level, and then the iron ball was thrown, and the student shook his hand to hold the iron ball.

Aha! The student shouted in a deep voice, the iron ball was thrown, Ning stood in front of the pit where the iron ball smashed, glanced at the marking ruler, and scolded, "What's the matter? Your dad didn't know you were taking the exam today, so he didn't give you breakfast! ”

Someone on the wall asks whose child it is! I don't have enough to eat for the exam.

Someone claimed that he ate two eggs, a piece of cake and a bowl of porridge at home!

Start with push-ups, do ten points for ten points, and do more for ten points. Ning Bang said that he could only give a maximum of ten points in his hand.

This is followed by sit-ups, sixteen out of sixteen. Jumping goats are divided according to their height, and those who are not tall can jump over the shortest goat.

I can go up and pull the reins to give ten, and I can shout on the horse! The correct action of holding the reins is added to the ten points, and the posture of the horse running is correct, and another ten points are given.

The last item should actually be swimming, Fang Mingyuan said, this is a life-saving skill, but in winter, the river freezes, so it can only be replaced by a demonstration of the boxing technique taught by the master.

Fang Mingyuan and Cai Shusheng are taking separate exams, and they will be given a score card after the exam, and the arithmetic group of Qian Chuanzi will correct the test papers overnight today, and if they do not finish the exam papers within a quarter of an hour, they will be deducted five points first.

Several teachers in the martial arts group met and stuffed the test score sheet in their hands to Yang Zhi and it was over.

Three days later, on the blackboard outside the school, each student's test score was written on a wall according to the ranking.

"You can only look at it, don't do it, don't erase the words!"

"Huh? What are you doing? That's chalk words, lime powder, you can see but not touch! ”

This New Year, some children have meat and sugar, and some children have fried meat with bamboo shoots (bamboo stick spanking), plus three scolding a day!

Changxi had a bitter face, "Why don't you let me go to the second grade, I don't want to go to the third grade." ”

Zhao is very happy, it seems that Qian Chuanzi has opened a small stove for his son alone, look, the first grade of arithmetic is full of points, and the second grade of arithmetic is ninety-five points! It's just that the Chinese is almost good, and I got a full score in the first grade, but I didn't learn in the second grade after all! It's good to be able to score 80 points.

Children who are over ten years old, many skip grades and enter the third grade, of course, there are eleven years old, but they are still in the first grade, Fang Mingyuan opened a small stove for the parents alone, and made it clear that if you can't take the second grade next year, your son can go home to learn to farm.

Changbao finally didn't pray to God and worship Buddha in vain, and was successfully admitted to the second grade, because he wrote a few words wrongly, the fourth uncle complained, and he was beaten as well.

The school is on vacation, the children throw away their winter vacation homework, play crazy behind their brothers, go up the mountain to peek at Chang'an's brother making big flowers, and their parents shout that they won't go home.

Liao Ling is very dissatisfied with the big flowers he made, and he can't go to the sky, after all, we haven't studied it yet, and the fireworks that come out are only smoke, colored fireworks, and flowers? Fireworks fireworks, you only put smoke, what's the matter if you don't bloom?

"I think it's good, isn't there a normal golden flower!" Chang'an knew that they couldn't make chemical elements, so the fireworks couldn't bloom, but compared to the big flowers that only had golden yellow before, now they have added more colored smoke, which is a little more interesting.

"Brother, let's make more and sell it!" Changbao was selected by his friends to shout.

Chang'an smiled and turned around and shouted, "Ah! ”

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