Tang Tang recently encountered a very headache, which made her crazy several times, and if she continued like this, she was really about to collapse.

That's the case, because the Chinese New Year is approaching, Tang Tang and his parents went to his grandmother's house in the countryside to celebrate the New Year.

Everyone has been busy for a year, sweated a lot, made a lot of money, and finally got together at the end of the year, so naturally we should be closer and closer every day. And the way adults get close is very simple, that is, playing mahjong.

Tang Tang's aunt has a little cousin who has just entered the third grade of primary school, which is the most naughty age, and he is very disobedient. Because my aunt was keen on playing mahjong every day, she handed over her little cousin to Tang Tang to watch.

"Sister Sugar Candy, I found a bird's nest, come with me to take it down!"

"Sister Tangtang, what do you see here...... Hahaha, this snake is fake, not real. ”

"Mom, auntie, woo woo, Sister Sugar Candy beat me!"

"Sister Tangtang, who are you messaging to? Isn't it a little boyfriend? ”

"Uncle, is Sister Tangtang's boyfriend handsome?"

"Sister Sugar Candy, I fell in love with a little girl in my class, if we could be together, she would be able to let me copy my homework. You help me figure it out, what should I do? If you don't tell me, I'll tell my aunt that you beat me. ”

“……”

Tang Tang was really tortured to the point of madness every day, and there was nothing he could do about this little cousin. That little guy is very good, he was smiling with Tang Tang one second, and the next second he started to make trouble. Tang Tang wanted to teach him a lesson, but as soon as his hand was raised, before he could fall, the little guy cried and ran to complain, and after complaining, he secretly grimaced at Tang Tang. 's acting skills are definitely enough to win an Oscar.

"Help me figure it out, I'm going crazy! I'm starting to lose my hair! During the video call, Tang Tang pulled his hair irritably, and that state really made Ning Yu feel a little distressed.

"Otherwise, I'll find the little fat brother and they will help you beat that kid until he is honest."

"Oops, I'm not kidding you!" Tang Tang was so anxious that he was about to cry.

Please, she's looking for comfort, she doesn't want to hear any meaningless bad ideas.

"Let me think about it, I actually have to watch my children every Chinese New Year, and I don't feel very troublesome." Ning Yu analyzed with the experience of people who came before: "If you want him to listen to you, you have to let him obey you, so that he will treat you as the boss, and he will be very obedient." ”

Tang Tang's eyes lit up when he heard this, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, and asked urgently, "How did you do it?" ”

Ning Yu rubbed his chin and thought about it for a moment and said, "I'll take those little guys to slide and climb the plow, wrestle in the snow, and see who is disobedient and build them into snowmen, and ......"

"Alright, you stop. After less than two sentences, he began to be indecent again. Tang Tang was depressed and began to pull her hair again, I don't know if she really can't get along with her hair when she is angry, or she still has to use bitter tricks to make Ning Yu feel distressed, in order to deceive the way to deal with the little thorn, as well as Ning Yu's comfort.

"What I said is true." Ning Yu smiled bitterly.

Tang Tang said angrily: "There is no snow on our side, but there is a lot of mud." If I pile that little guy into a clay figure, I won't be able to get through this year, and you won't see me again when school starts next year. ”

Ning Yu exclaimed, "It's not so serious, right?" ”

"Don't you know, my aunt spoils her children and spoils them to heaven...... It's over, the little guy is here again, let's not talk about it yet. Tang Tang hurriedly hung up the video call, leaving Ning Yu looking at the mobile phone in his hand and shaking his head with a wry smile.

As soon as Tang Tang hung up the video call with Ning Yu, a chubby boy in a red down jacket ran to Tang Tang's side, pulled Tang Tang's arm and said coquettishly: "Sister, you can borrow my mobile phone to play with me for a while." ”

"Little prick, where's your phone?" Tang Tang asked very unhappily. She was unhappy, not because the little prickly head asked him to borrow his phone, but as long as she saw the little prickly head, even if the little guy didn't do anything, she would feel a headache.

The little thorn reached into the pocket of his clothes, turned out a very old-fashioned smart phone, put on a young and old appearance and sighed: "Alas, Sister Tangtang, you see, my mother only uses this mobile phone for me, and it is the same as my grandmother's, and I am old." ”

Tang Tang was amused by the little guy: "Your mother didn't buy you a smart phone, because she was afraid that you would play games every day, right?" ”

In the era of the popularization of smart phones, many functions are integrated into mobile phones, and adults are getting mobile phones wherever they go, so that the whole world is a low-headed family, which shows how powerful the control of smart phones is over people's lives. Adults with a certain degree of self-control are so difficult to extricate themselves from their mobile phones, let alone children of a playful age.

"Are you borrowing your phone to play games?" Tang Tang asked vigilantly.

The little thorn said hurriedly: "Yes, they all shouted that I was online, I was about to die." Sister Tangtang, you can borrow me to play for a while, I promise, I don't tell my aunt and uncle-in-law about the video you just made with your brother-in-law. ”

Tang Tang was stunned when he heard this, and then said angrily: "You don't study well at a young age, and you dare to threaten me?" ”

"Oh, good sister, my best sister, you can borrow me for a while. I'm sure I'm not going to break it, but it's a big deal if you watch from the sidelines, can't you? "The little thorn head began to perform the coquettish method, which really made Tang Tang have two big heads.

"What game are you going to play? Also, why don't you play with your fuck? Tang Tang asked vigilantly while hesitantly taking out his mobile phone.

The little prickly head said: "I play the same as you, Glory of Kings, but I play much better than you." My mother's phone is out of battery by me and is charging. ”

As he was talking, the little thorn saw that Tang Tang had taken out the mobile phone, and hurriedly stepped forward and snatched the mobile phone excitedly, but soon returned the mobile phone to Tang Tang with a sad face: "Sister Tangtang, help me unlock it." ”

"Alas, I really can't help you." Tang Tang shook his head with a wry smile, retrieved his phone, opened the game, and logged out of his account before lending his phone to the little thorn.

The little guy logged into the game and was soon invited into a five-row line, but there were only four people in the team and he couldn't start the game.

After a while, the little thorn's mobile phone rang, and it was a girl who asked him to find another person to fight with, or he wouldn't call.

The little thorn was in a hurry, but he rummaged through the list of friends and people nearby, and sent out countless invitations, but he was either rejected or ignored directly, and he was in a hurry.

Tang Tangben was very happy to watch the excitement on the side, but at this time she suddenly remembered that the best way for Ning Yu to teach her to subdue the child was to let the family obey her. She looked at the anxious and serious appearance of the little thorn, and immediately took it to heart, and asked the little thorn with a smile: "Are you one less?" How about I help you find someone who is very powerful? ”

The little thorn pouted and said disdainfully: "I see that you have played, your level is so poor, will you know the good fight?" But I can't help it, you can call it for me, or the bureau we managed to put together will be dispersed. ”

Tang Tang took the phone, temporarily switched out of the game interface, and sent a message to Ning Yu to ask, "What are you doing?" ”

Ning Yu replied to the message almost instantly: "What else can I do?" Miss you. ”

Tang Tang was sweet in his heart, but he didn't dare to show too obviously, after all, there were a pair of big eyes staring at her next to him. She asked for the QQ number of the little thorn, asked Ning Yu to add this QQ number, and then immediately went to the next rank to play the game in the silver or gold account.

Ning Yu thought that he was accompanying Tang Tang to score points, but when he saw that Tang Tang asked him to add a ten-year-old boy, he immediately guessed that this person was the little cousin mentioned by Tang Tang, and he suddenly felt a little depressed with black lines on his head.

In the game, when it comes to elementary school students, it is to describe that others can't play, and the level is too inferior. And this time, he wants to bring a veritable elementary school student.

Until he entered the game room, Ning Yu didn't realize that he was going to take not a primary school student this time, but four, and all of them were elementary school students in the third grade of elementary school.

Because the game is played in silver and gold, after entering the game, it is only the hero selection screen, not the BP interface of the conscription mode.

In order to perform in front of his future brother-in-law, and in order to be able to control the rhythm of the game, Ning Yu chose the assassin jungler hero Ah Ke in seconds after entering. The reason why he didn't choose Li Bai, who was the best at using it, was because he was worried that this group of little guys would unconsciously clean up all his wild monsters, so that he would have nowhere to brush out the Qinglian Sword Song.

In fact, Ning Yu was a little worried, people didn't have the awareness of jungle at all, and they didn't know that there was a jungler position in this game.

The little thorn watched Ning Yu keep typing the words "I fight the jungle", and complained to Tang Tang with an unhappy face: "Can this person play, what kind of broken hero is this, and he is still a master, I'm afraid he's a novice, right?" What about the jungler, what's the use of the jungler? It's useless at all, just know to give away people's heads. ”

Tang Tang was stunned when he heard this, and asked suspiciously, "What should the master play?" ”

"Hou Yi, Lu Ban, Angela and other heroes who can carry." The little prickly head said it as a matter of course, and Tang Tang wanted to cover his face when he heard it.

Okay, you still know the word Carry, but it's not very local?

"It's over, it's over, this pit is big, and I also told my classmates that I invited a great god this time. It's over, it's over......" In the endless singing of the little thorn, the game began.

This game is five rows, and the highest rank among the five people is Ning Yu's gold, and the other four people are all silver.

The little ones are usually limited by their parents to play mobile games, and they can only play a few times on weekends, plus they also have an anti-addiction limit of two hours, so they really play very little, but they usually discuss more together, so that they are all above the top, always feel that others are not as good as themselves, and always insist on the wrong theory that they have studied out of nowhere.

Ning Yu didn't know the situation here, and he was still feeling good about himself and going to the wild area to fight, and then he saw an amazing scene, he actually saw that the three guys on his side, Luban No. 7, Angela and Arthur, collectively rushed to the middle lane, leaving a Houyi on the lower road, and none of them went on the upper road.

Well, since no one wants it on the road line, you're welcome.

After Ning Yu finished beating Papa Blue, he immediately rushed to the road to clear a wave of troops, and then continued to farm wild monsters.

Fighting, Ning Yu felt that something was not quite right, he found that there were still five heroes on the small map, which meant that there was no one jungler on the opposite side.

Today's children, playing games are all this routine? Ning Yu felt a row of crows flying over his head.

Forget it, since that's the case, then don't care about anything, make money to buy equipment first, and then go out of the mountain after the equipment is formed, anyway, this one with closed eyes and a dozen nines shouldn't lose.

But at this time, a team battle broke out in the middle lane, because Ning Yu's Ah Ke went to the side to steal the defense tower after brushing the field in the opposite wild area, so he couldn't catch up with this team battle that broke out for no reason, provoking the four of his own people who were less than one person to be annihilated.

Xiao Tingtou looked at the gray mobile phone screen, turned his head to look at Tang Tang angrily and asked, "What kind of broken master are you looking for, there is a fight here, what is he doing?" You didn't mean to find someone to trick me and my classmates, did you? ”

Tang Tang knew that it was pointless to explain anything at this time, so he only reminded the little thorn head Luban No. 7 that he had been resurrected and asked him to continue playing the game.

Ning Yu, who still feels good about himself, is still making money happily, and almost no one pays attention to him the whole time. Finally, with the equipment of the armor-piercing bow, his Ah Ke can finally go out of the mountain.