Chapter 855: Who did Si Shao Xiaoran pounce on by mistake?
Standing at the door of the room, Si Shao was a little timid, so he simply closed his eyes, gently pushed open the door, and walked in.
He didn't think he had drunk too much, because he still remembered closing the door to block the infinite spring that was about to happen in the house.
There was a commotion in the room, apparently someone coming out of the bath.
Behind the screen, there was a blurry figure, wiping the water marks on his body.
The flexible waist and slender legs, although they are not real, they make people think about it.
Si Shao's breathing became rapid, he couldn't control himself anymore, and strode behind the screen.
At the same time, the people behind the screen were walking out while wearing their robes.
The two met at the corner of the screen.
Relying on his feelings, he directly stretched out his hand with silver gloves and took the half-naked man into his arms. The ecstasy of his posture, the enchanting posture of his posture, and the ambiguity of his atmosphere can not be described by pen and ink.
The person in his arms was bubbling with water vapor, which filled the air around him. A little acacia on the ears, red like a jewel, dazzling. The milky white chest and slender thighs are exposed, lined with a gorgeous red robe, and there is an indescribable fragrance.
Through the gloves, Si Shao could feel the hot skin and fierce heartbeat of the person in his arms.
It's just that he may be really drunk and dare to look at her face.
Si Shao said: "After drinking, I miss it very much. You know, I want to burn my soul in exchange for a skin-to-skin kiss with you. Fingers, along the waist of the person in his arms......
Yan Fanchen's eyes shrank, and the roar instantly toppled the roof, shattering the beauty in front of him. He roared: "Si Shao, you beast! ”
Si Shao instantly opened his eyes and looked at Yan Fanchen. The face of the person in front of him was a little blurry, and he looked at Hu Yan for a while, and then turned into Yan Fanchen again. Si Shao was a little dizzy. He shook his head vigorously, looked at the man in his arms carefully, and found that the face was still changing. It just so happened that his fingers fell on Yan Fanchen's chest, and he kneaded them twice. With a chill in his heart, he secretly said: Hug the wrong person! Even if Hu Yan's chest is not so plump, it will not dry up like this.
When Han Tuo and Liu Heng heard the movement, they hurriedly rushed into the house, and what they saw was such a fragrant scene - Si Shao hugged Yan Fanchen and kneaded his chest.
Si Shao's wine strength was sober for three points, and his expression looked very calm, but in fact, he had already started a vicious scolding in his heart. He was just about to let go and throw away this scourge, but Yan Fanchen grabbed his arm with his hand.
Yan Fanchen gritted his teeth and said, "Don't move!" ”
Si Shao looked at Han Tuo and Liu Heng and said, "Go out." ”
Han Tuo and Liu Heng deeply felt that their simple brains could not cooperate with such a chaotic relationship. This...... This...... Miss Hu, this is just leaving, they ...... That's what they're like, okay? Or is this the inside story that can be shared? Oops, it's messy.
Han Tuo closed the door, exchanged glances with Liu Heng, and retreated to the door, far away from the door. When necessary, it is only right to be a deaf and dumb retinue.
At the door, Si Shao lowered his eyes and looked at Yan Fanchen, and said coldly: "Don't pinch me again." It turned out that Yan Fanchen had been pinching Si Shao's arm.
Yan Fanchen gritted his teeth and said, "Then you hug me!" Twist your waist, you know?! ”
Si Shao let go decisively.
Yan Fanchen screamed: "Ah!! ”
Outside the door, Han Tuo and Liu Heng glanced at each other again, and walked to the back door very tacitly to be a loyal old doorman.
Inside the house, Yan Fanchen got up from the ground, shook his waist slightly, and then twisted it hard, only to hear a crisp click, he actually connected his waist.
Si Shao's eyes lit up, looked at the "Acacia" on Yan Fanchen's ears, gritted his teeth and asked, "What about her?" ”
Yan Fanchen tied up his red robe, hooked his lips and smiled, walked to the front, sat on his knees, and combed his long hair like ink in front of the bronze mirror, while elongating the tone and said, "She left, saying that she would come back in half a year." Turning his head slightly, he looked at the stunned Si Shao, "After waking up drunk that day, I found that I had a wound on my head, although I don't know what happened, but it must have been you and the baby who had an argument." ”
Si Shao walked to the opposite side of Yan Fanchen, knelt on the mat with a cold face, and said nothing.
Yan Fanchen took out the balm, carefully applied it to his face, and said, "You have been with her longer than we have." Why don't you know her temperament? If you follow her, she won't be able to find the south, south, west, and northwest, and she can't wait to dig out her heart and lungs for you. Don't look at her as cheap-mouthed and scheming, but if you are good to her, she will be good to you. After all, she has lived for more than a hundred years, and it is already worth thanking that she lives in the cold Feihong Palace, neither gets close to men, nor talks to people, and has not become an old monster with a distorted personality like the Red Lotus Venerable. "Put down the balm, take out the powder, and cover the disfigured face.
The corners of Si Shao's mouth twitched, and said, "She's not here, what are you stinking and beautiful?" ”
Yan Fanchen squinted and smiled: "I dress up, and I don't have to show her." Every time I look through the bronze mirror, I see my face and think about her liking, and I will be happy. Besides, there is no guarantee that she will come back one day. I don't want to live a sloppy life, I will make her feel amazing every time she sees it. ”
The corners of Si Shao's lips twitched again, and said, "You think this is a harem competition for favor?!" ”
Yan Fanchen took out the pale red oil, smeared it on his lips, and said vaguely: "Do you think so?" ”
The corners of Si Shao's mouth twitched again.
Yan Fanchen raised his eyes to look at Si Shao and asked, "What's the matter with your face?" It's not an evil wind, is it? ”
Si Shao glanced at Yan Fanchen and said, "Wipe yours!" ”
Yan Fanchen took out a box of balsam from a few clicks and patted it in front of Si Shao: "I'll give you a box." ”
Si Shao snorted with his nose to express his disdain.
Yan Fanchen pointed to Si Shao's face and said, "Look at your face, it is not gray, it is neither fair and ruddy, nor has a healthy beauty." If you don't maintain it, it's easy to drop slag! ”
Si Shao turned his gaze away, not looking at Yan Fanchen, and landed his gaze on the right corner of the few.
Yan Fanchen said again: "Your mouth is cracked!" This spring is windy, you don't need some balsam to moisturize, but you also have to nibble on two mouthfuls of fat. ”
Si Shao swept his gaze from Yan Fanchen and turned to the left corner of the point.
Yan Fanchen continued: "Look at your hair, it's obviously a very good-looking color, and it makes people jealous, but it's never been taken care of!" Do you comb your hair? Ah, I ask you, do you comb your hair?! ”
Si Shao snapped a few times, glared at Yan Fanchen, took a deep breath, and said with little confidence: "Comb." ”
Yan Fanchen was slightly stunned and asked, "Really comb?" ”
Si Shao said coldly: "Comb it casually." ”
Yan Fanchen snorted and laughed: "Different hairstyles should be matched with different hair accessories, and different moods should be matched with different clothes." You can not understand, but ...... To learn. ”
Si Shao felt a dark cloud over his head, and a duck croaked in his ears. This kind of torture is even more uncomfortable than whipping him with a hundred lashes. Si Shao said: "It's obviously a cat, when did it become a duck, so noisy!" ”
Yan Fanchen's eyes were rippling, and he said: "The sound of the cat's call for spring is the most disturbing to people's hearts." Si Shao, you are jealous. ”
Si Shao sneered and said, "What do you mean by your eyes?" What do you mean by wearing my acacia? "Acacia" only recognizes one master in his life, because of the blood and smell." Acacia can recognize Yan Fanchen because he has Hu Yan's blood flowing in his body.
Yan Fanchen's fingers flew, combed his long hair, and quipped: "What do you mean by running to me, staring at me and saying you like it?" Hooked his lips and smiled, and touched the acacia on his ears with his hand, "If someone wants to play hide and seek, they naturally want to be suspicious." He blinked his cat's eyes, "Or, are you looking for it?" ”
Si Shao said: "The last sentence is the point, right?" ”
Yan Fanchen was broken by Si Shao's words, so he smiled, and he was not annoyed.
Si Shao lay directly on the table without warning, closed his eyes, and fell asleep instantly.
Yan Fanchen pushed Si Shao with his hand and said, "Get up, pretend to be dead?" ”
Si Shao didn't react.
Yan Fanchen pushed Si Shao hard.
Si Shao suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed Yan Fanchen's wrist, and said with burning eyes: "When can we be together?" ”
Yan Fanchen was slightly stunned.
Si Shao suddenly jumped up, jumped on a few like a big toad, pounced on Yan Fanchen's body, and eagerly wrote: "When can we be together?" Right now? ”
Yan Fanchen felt that there was a Si Shao, and he also had something that Hu Yan didn't have, pushing against the root of his thighs! It seems like...... Break! However, the force was not enough, so he could only take a deep breath and grit his teeth: "I'm not feeling well, let's sleep." ”
Dead Shao touched Yan Fanchen's face with his hand, smiled dotingly, and said, "Okay, I'll spare you today." I'm asleep, and you can rest early. As soon as his eyes were closed, he fell asleep on Yan Fanchen's body.
Yan Fanchen reacted for a while, and finally understood that Si Shao was drunk. He was actually drunk?! He was drunk, so he came running and teased him, and at a certain moment, he mistakenly thought that he was blind again! Then, he took great pains to persuade Si Shao, but what was the result? He's so drunk that he can't tell the difference between things, he can't even tell the difference between people, and he still holds on!
Yan Fanchen felt that he was full of enthusiasm and fed it all to the dogs! It's so sad. Don't play like this.
Yan Fanchen pulled Si Shao and punched him over!
The fist stopped in front of Si Shao's eyes.
Yan Fanchen withdrew his fist, pushed Si Shao away, took out a pair of black gloves from a few clicks, and put them on. Then, he pulled Si Shao again and smashed his fist on his eyes! Si Shao opened his other eye, looked at Yan Fanchen, sneered, and learned to meow: "Meow...... ”
Yan Fanchen is fried! What is it? This is a *naked provocation!
Yan Fanchen was unceremonious, and staged a full martial arts show to Si Shao.
In the room, there was a sound of humming, which made people think about it.
When the night fell, Yan Fanchen rubbed his messy head, got up from the ground, and looked around, but he didn't see Si Shao, nor did he see the box of balsam.
Yan Fanchen grinned, but the corners of his mouth hurt.
He swore that he would never drink with Si Shao again. This person is not good. Not only can he not tell if he is drunk, but he also plays the hooligan behavior perfectly. The most important thing is that every time he drinks, he gets hurt! He's all hurt!!
It's so sad and indignant!
Yan Fanchen lit the candle and took a picture of the bronze mirror, but he was so frightened by himself!
That bruised and deformed face, is it sure it's him Yan Fanchen?
Too...... Depressed!