Zhou Xuan's head hurt, and there was really a lot of trouble, so he hurriedly waved his hand, "Girl, the rules are strict, and I am never allowed to enter the Fengyue place, I really don't know you." ”

"Fart, the night before yesterday, I washed my feet with a cheap face, and called my daughter-in-law!" The girl sneered: "No wonder I was beaten and owed someone else's romantic debt, right?" My mother also knows a lot of people, so I have to get rid of your troublesome things! You wait! ”

The girl puffed up and walked out, her little fists clenched tightly.

Zhou Xuan didn't want to be beaten again, so he hurriedly grabbed the girl's arm, and the two pulled for a while before the girl sat down panting, and the pair of jade rabbits on her chest were even more dishonest, up and down.

"Girl, don't be angry. Alas, to be honest, I don't even know where I am. Zhou Xuan said.

The girl didn't listen to his explanation, and was noisy and about to go out again, but when she squinted and saw the five red tickets on the table, she immediately stopped.

Zhou Xuan was born as a warlock, and he could see that the girl's eyes were full of greed, and she liked this!

"Take it all!" Zhou Xuan said generously.

"Who is rare!" The girl said in her mouth, she was not slow, she picked it up numbly, laughed again, and pointed her finger at Zhou Xuan's head, "I know that you are playing with me, and you have to compensate me well at night." ”

Zhou Xuan sneered and said sincerely: "Girl, I swear to God, I really don't know what happened." Perhaps, it's broken here. ”

Zhou Xuan pointed to her head, the girl tilted her head and looked at it for a long time, and finally believed it, and asked closely, "Do you still know what my name is?" ”

"I don't know!"

"Not impressed at all?"

"Not really."

"It's over, it's over, it's stupid. You have to remember who beat you, and you have to ask him for medical expenses, so it's better to lie a little more. threatened him, if he didn't give it, we would call the police and make a big fuss. ”

The girl's meaning was the opposite of the strong man's reminder, but Zhou Xuan was more willing to believe the strong man and not provoke the powerful Sister Mei.

"I don't remember." Zhou Xuan shook his head.

The idea of making money was temporarily put down by the girl, her eyes were dripping, and she introduced with a smile, "I'm Jiang Liang, your girlfriend, we are all third-year students in the history department of Linhai University, not in the same class, and it is now during the summer vacation." ”

"Since we are friends, it was a misunderstanding just now, please bear with me." Zhou Xuan nodded.

"It's not an ordinary friend, it's a girlfriend who has been laid, your kung fu! So-so is passable. Jiang Liang giggled.

"I have been practicing martial arts all year round, but unfortunately my legs and feet are sore, and I still need to pick them up again." Zhou Xuan misunderstood the meaning of kung fu and regarded it as martial arts.

"Zhou Xuan, do you remember that I am the school flower?" Jiang Liang smiled wickedly.

"School flower, what do you mean?"

"The best in the whole school!"

Oh, Zhou Xuan understood, but he thought that this information was fake, to be honest, Jiang Liang was not as good-looking as Sister Mei, and her eyes were wandering, and she was an expert in lying.

The two of them asked and answered, the top of their heads is not a night pearl, it is called an electric light, every household has it, this is the cheapest, the square box on the table is called a monitor, which can appear images, and it is a network society today, which is equal to clairvoyance.

Keyboard, chassis, mouse, mineral water bottle, every word is fresh, Jiang Liang opened the drawer, turned out the mobile phone, swiped left and right to answer or reject the transmission, and needed to be charged frequently.

"You, you've been playing games on the computer all day, and you've been saying that your chest hurts for the past two days, so be careful to die on the keyboard." Jiang Liang reminded.

"Wait, I'll write it down first."

Zhou Xuan listened carefully, but found that the ability to remember was gone, there was too much information, and he couldn't remember it clearly, so he hurriedly stopped and rummaged around looking for brushes and inkstones.

"Where is the pen and paper?"

"What kind of pen and paper, you go to the bathroom to wash your face first, it's disgusting to look at." If it weren't for the money, Jiang Liang wouldn't have bothered to take care of a fool who didn't know anything.

Zhou Xuan was pushed downstairs, Jiang Liang opened a door, snapped on the light, it was very clean inside, and the walls were covered with white stone chips.

"Touch something, that's tiles." Jiang Liang said.

A table with a groove, a mirror on the wall, a white porcelain bucket in the room, and a long-roded flat-headed thing hanging from one side.

Zhou Xuan looked around blankly, "Where is the water?" ”

"It's all in your head!" Jiang Liang poked Zhou Xuan's head impatiently, "Forget it, stupid, you really can't go to the doctor to see, I won't pay for it." ”

"Maybe it'll be fine in a few days." Zhou Xuan pretended to be relaxed.

Jiang Liang rolled his eyes and pulled the iron piece on the table, the water flowed down, Zhou Xuan secretly exclaimed, and hurriedly caught it with his hand and washed his face.

Raising his head and looking in the mirror, Zhou Xuan was instantly stunned, is this himself?

Specious!

At first glance, it looks very similar, but it is not, it seems to be more handsome and younger, with a bare chin, without a beard, is it the cause of bruises on the face?

Just thinking about it, a small head leaned over his shoulder, Jiang Liang leaned close to Zhou Xuan, and said coquettishly: "You, poor ghost, if it weren't for your good looks, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to you!" ”

Jiang Liang's body temperature was rising, his eyes were becoming blurry, the fragrance was fragrant, and a small hand was still touching his buttocks.

Goosebumps popped up, Zhou Xuan's body stiffened, and he hurriedly dodged.

No, no!

"If you are not thirsty, you will not be able to drink this water."

Jiang Liang smiled evilly and approached, but Zhou Xuan felt that his lower abdomen was distended and painful, bent down slightly, and asked in a low voice: "Miss Jiang Liang, where is the toilet?" ”

"Here it is!" was so stupid that Jiang Liang pointed to the white porcelain bucket boringly.

"This object grows on the ground, how do you clean it up?" Zhou Xuan muttered quietly.

"Oh, you can't even pee, do you?" Jiang Liang slapped his head, "You earned it, five hundred yuan asked so many questions." Forget it, forget it, I'll show you it. First of all, this thing is called a toilet! ”

Jiang Liang pushed Zhou Xuan away, and untied his shorts with his hands, Zhou Xuan hurriedly covered his eyes, "What are you doing?" ”

"If you cover your eyes, you won't be able to see anything, and you'll be suffocated!"

Jiang Liang gritted his teeth and cursed, then pulled down his shorts, put down the circle, and sat down.

So white! It's round!

Zhou Xuan's Adam's apple squirmed, his face was feverish, he had grown so big, it was the first time he had seen a woman there.

After the hissing sound of water, Jiang Liang turned her head and pressed it, and the sound of water was louder, so she slowly lifted her pants and glanced at Zhou Xuan, "Stupid, it's not like I haven't seen it." ”

Zhou Xuan stepped forward and looked at the toilet, a shallow pool of water, and a bigger stream of water didn't know where it went.

"Will it be?" Jiang Liang shook his hand and went to the water platform to wash his hands, "Damn, I've been stupid by you." ”

Although it is novel, it is not difficult, Zhou Xuan has a bottom in his heart.

Shaking the water stains on his hands, Jiang Liang came to him, crossed his arms over his chest, "Pee!" ”

"Please wait outside, Miss Jiang Liang."

"IQ and EQ are all zero."

Jiang Liang took a sip, slammed the door and went out, Zhou Xuan couldn't wait to untie his pants, sat on the toilet like this, finished urinating, and was relaxed.

"Don't pee outside!"

Jiang Liang suddenly shouted loudly outside, which frightened Zhou Xuan, this woman was too presumptuous, and she had no courtesy, righteousness and shame.

Zhou Xuan was misled by Jiang Liang, and for a long time later, he sat on the toilet to pee.

Leaving the bathroom in Jiang Liang's mouth, Zhou Xuan asked again: "Girl, can you tell me where this is?" "Pay attention to the WeChat account eiguanzy to send iQiyi VIP