Chapter 202: Knocking over the vinegar jar
"Shopkeeper Qu, what kind of eyes are you? That's it...... Do you believe it too?"
Lin Xi, who had one foot in the courtyard and one foot outside the courtyard, casually withdrew the guardian talisman array at this time, and Xi Shuangmu and Mei Changyin rushed out directly from him.
"Who is it? Who gave birth to a baby with my brother? Let Lao Xi and me see if this brother and sister are beautiful, and the baby is not like it?"
"Lao Xi, why do you get out of the way for me, you are so close to your sister-in-law, do you want to occupy the magpie's nest? Tell you Lao Xi, you dare to have this thief's heart, you don't need the boss to speak, Xiaomei, I will fight hard with you directly! Who's the sister-in-law, right? Let me see if my nephew has teeth?"
The two second goods were so excited that they trembled at this time.
I can't wave on campus, and I am locked up in a small room to practice, and I am all shut down for melenosia.
"Eh, isn't that beautiful......? This is to become Lao Xi's younger brother and sister, Xiaomei's sister-in-law?
Before he finished speaking, he was directly hooked by Doller's jaw, and several teeth flew out.
"What's wrong with the young people in the mountains? What's the exotic style? My sister is not worthy of Senior Lin Xi, what's the heavy taste...... What do you want to say to Lao Tzu?"
Mei Changyin immediately stepped forward to play the round:
"What, the boss's brother-in-law, right? Then we are brothers! Come on, come on, don't talk to Lao Xi, it will affect your IQ, so why tell your brother, your cousin's baby...... When?"
"Get out—"
Dolle immediately kicked Mei Changyin, who was constantly flying with him, away.
"What baby? Whose baby? When is the peaty thing, he doesn't have anything to do?"
Dolle was going crazy.
Originally, I wanted to bring my cousin here and get close to Senior Lin Xi.
But when I called my cousin, I found that my cousin was holding a nursing baby in her arms.
As soon as she heard that Dorle was going to take her to Lynsey, her cousin immediately wailed and cursed, and declared that she would go to his unconscionable father for her poor son.
Along the way, the gods chattered, listening to how beautiful they spoke, and finally understood that my cousin was suffering from hysteria.
imagined that he and Lin Xi had become a couple, and had lived together for more than 30 years, and raised a baby, but Lin Xi ran away, regardless of the two of them.
Dorle was frightened now, and he was about to drag Domei back.
But how beautiful is full of weapons, nails, teeth, and even hair, which can be used to tear him apart.
couldn't stop the crazy cousin, and was chased by her all the way to the gate of Linxi's courtyard.
At this time, Xi Shuangmu and Mei Changyin rushed out like chicken blood, and directly provoked Dolle.
Miffy stared at the water, feeling incredible, and blinked at Bu Feiyan.
"Smoke Warrior King, this is ...... Which one?"
Bu Feiyan was so happy that both peaks were trembling.
"How is it? Your little lover has a baby with her, you have to hurry up, otherwise you won't have to drink the soup......"
Miffy blushed, glanced at Bu Feiyan, and directly ignored this unknown Yanwu King.
Lu Xiaoyun looked at how beautiful she was with cold eyes, and felt that the baby in her arms was really piercing.
"Hmph, I can't wait for me to climb high, you guess the sun baby has come out, you brute......"
Ling Ruoxi frowned, knowing that this beauty was sick, but she didn't have much sympathy.
"What's the trouble? Why don't you go back quickly? This is the academy, you should be your mountain village?"
When Duo Mei saw Ling Ruoxi, her eyes immediately widened and she roared at Dolle.
"Cousin, it's her, it's him who snatched your brother-in-law, you hurry up and avenge your cousin, kill her directly, let this fox spirit die, and the baby and his father will come back!"
Dolle covered his face with his hands and crouched directly against the wall, his forehead against the wall and wailing.
"What kind of sin is this......
Puff cough cough......
The canal came behind Lin Xi, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud. But he felt that he shouldn't laugh, so he coughed a few times to show that he didn't mean to.
Lin Xi took one foot back directly at this time, and stared at the canal like a fierce god.
"What are you laughing at? What do you want to say? What are you so ...... Look at my jokes, huh?"
Uh-huh......
"Then what Lin Shao, don't be impatient for a while......"
Lin Xi was anxious, his face was hideous, and he roared in a low voice:
"Can you be safe, can you not be impatient? The babies have come out, but I am only fifteen years old, and I only had a dream ...... half a year ago."
Canal water to hold back laughter:
"It shows that Lin Shao, you are in the wind, the elegance is peerless, you are only fifteen years old, and there are beautiful women who are infatuated with you and crazy for you, don't you drip......"
Lin Xi pointed to the canal viciously:
"You wait, don't give me ideas, and dare to tease me, you wait...... When I see Elder Qu, if I don't deprive you of this little shopkeeper, I can't afford to mess with you......"
The canal water came and laughed.
"Laugh at you big-headed ghost, hurry up, do I go out or hide?"
"Of course it is—"
Before the canal could come up with an idea, he heard the courtyard door slam and be slammed.
"Daddy, I smell you, look at our baby, don't pant if you think about it......"
"Daddy, you can't eat and wipe clean and don't admit it, pity me, the yellow flower girl fairy body, pity my baby's smart and clever little brain. Wata's father—"
Rumble!
Someone outside burst into laughter, while others shouted reprimands.
"What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever heard of an infatuated woman with a bad heart? Although Duo Mei is sick and has hysteria, but why is it not caused by her deep affection? Do you want to be like you guys, just be a bride every night?"
"Poor my beautiful little sister, when I got up early in the morning, I found that she was holding a baby to breastfeed, the baby was about to starve to death, and she couldn't squeeze out a drop of milk!"
"The question is, when did you get this disease? and ...... Where did this baby come from?"
"This incident tells us not to be tempted by too good men, otherwise we may go mad and get hysteria, and everyone should take it as a ......"
Ling Ruoxi finally broke up a group of teenagers and girls who were watching the excitement.
glanced sideways at the Smoke Warrior King, who was giggling happily, and went directly into the courtyard of Linxi.
At this time, Duo Mei held the baby in one hand and Lin Xi's thigh in the other, unable to live or die.
Lin Xi had no choice but to put the courtyard on the guardian circle again, and superimpose the sealing circle to isolate the outside world.
"What a beautiful girl, will you get up first?"
Miffy looked at Lin Xi worriedly, Bu Feiyan covered his mouth and grinned, and the flowers trembled.
Lu Xiaoyun glanced at Lin Xi coldly, and went back to the house to cultivate, and the door of the house slammed.
Xi Shuangmu and Mei Changyin directly took a kick from Lin Xi and were kicked back to the small black house.
The little earth dog, the little Jiao, and the little eagle were watching the excitement, and they didn't understand what these people were doing.
Dolle arched his hand at Lindsy:
"Senior Lin Xi, I didn't mean to, I didn't know that my sister would become like this, I ......"
Lynsey waved at Dolle, signaling him not to be too careful.
Lin Xi still has a great impression of this innocent young genius, and Lin Xi will never believe that he has any weird thoughts.
The problem is that in the current situation, how beautiful and imaginary it is, it has completely regarded its own imaginary things as real existence. It's useless for you to talk to her about anything.
Lin Xi looked at Ling Ruoxi, who looked at her unkindly, and felt that she was more wronged than the wronged head.
"You know it's not like that, you see me like this, am I that kind of person?"
Ling Ruoxi looked at Bu Feiyan, then at Miffy, and then at Lu Xiaoyun's room out of the corner of her eye, and finally snorted meaningfully:
"Of course you're not that kind of person, and you're worse than that kind of person......
This is knocking over the vinegar jar.
Lin Xi couldn't help it, and looked at Bu Feiyan for help.
Bu Feiyan shrugged his shoulders directly:
"My little man, I lit the fire and put it out by myself, sister, I can't do anything about it, hehehehaha......"
Lynsey looked at Miffy with a plaintive look.
Miffy looked down and thought for a moment:
"Why don't you get the school doctor to show her?"
At this moment, Duo Mei screamed directly.
"I'm not sick! I don't see a doctor, you vixens, the men who rob the old lady, you all deserve to die-"
How beautiful at this time was, she threw the baby directly into Lin Xi's arms, jumped up from the ground, opened her teeth and danced her claws, and fought three against one, wanting to bite the three girls to death directly.
Lin Xi hugged the baby, the baby didn't cry, and actually smiled at him beautifully.
Lin Xi was helpless and bared her teeth at the baby.
"What are you laughing at, I'm not your father......"
Wow –
When the baby heard this, her limbs kicked wildly, and she cried so hard that she even had snot bubbles coming out.
Peat......
Lin Xi immediately grabbed the baby and began to coax.
"Oh oh, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, good baby doesn't cry ha......"
However, the baby cried even harder, and it seemed that she was about to lose her breath immediately.
How beautiful she turned around and roared directly at Lynsey:
"Dead ghost, what are you doing with our baby? As soon as the baby was born, you disappeared, and now you see it, and you scare the old lady like this, do you want to kneel on the washboard or do you want to be hit by bamboo pieces?"
Lynsey was driven insane.
"I ...... I just said it wasn't his father, and he cried to death. What can I do with a nursing baby?"
How beautiful she was even more unrelenting, tearing at Lynsey's hair and shaking.
"You have a bad conscience, you are not his father, who is his father? Do you want to repay the debt or do you want to say that my wife does not abide by women's morals?"
Wow wow wow –
Wow was crying to death, and Lynsey was about to be wobbly killed.
"Okay, don't howl, I'm your father, it's your father......, right?
Hee-hee-giggle......
The baby actually stopped crying in an instant, grabbed one of Lin Xi's index fingers and sucked it, laughing happily to death.
I......
Seeing this, everyone froze.
This is really, as soon as you admit that it is the baby's father, you really don't cry?
Lin Xi looked at everyone one by one and noticed that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes.
Especially Bu Feiyan, who actually gave her a thumbs up.
"My little man, I can't see it, it's really your own baby, haha......"
"I'm not—"
Lin Xi's eyes were red, and he roared at everyone.
Wow –
The baby cried again, still dead and alive, and the snot was bubbling.
Lin Xi was in a hurry, and he couldn't coax it.
"I ...... I admit it, I'm your father, I really like to be a father, my little ancestor ......"
How beautiful she was moved to howl all of a sudden, holding the baby's two feet, and resting her head on Linxi's shoulder:
"My baby, your dad is finally back, woo woo wow ......"
Lin Xi raised his head and asked the sky angrily.
"What kind of evil have I done?"
Woof!
Boss, congratulations on being a father, this dog comes to see, my sister-in-law and nephew, what is the way to go?