Updated: 2013-09-22

Chapter 116: Shijie of Ba God, You Never Understand!

Juventus have not made any big moves so far in this winter transfer. Iaquinta, who had just said hello in advance, completed the transfer and left his more than four-year career as a Bianconeri to go to the small team Cesena.

The media only briefly mentioned that Iaquinta's departure was like a wave, without any waves forming in the sea. The fans just felt a little gloomy and didn't show any reluctance. However, the extreme fans cheered, they thought that a sick man who had not been able to play for a long time, staying at the club, wasting a lot of wages, in fact, Harmunta's salary was very low

They all forgot who had just recovered from the phonegate incident at Juventus and who had scored and assisted them one by one until they won the game. They also forgot who used that often injured body to fight on the pitch for the good of the Bianconeri until they fell.

Iaquinta, who has not had a bright performance for more than two seasons and has not had many opportunities to play, has long since faded out of the fans' field of vision. Only a few fans are sad, and the wolves that once made the entire Serie A team miserable are slowly disappearing from Juventus.

There are also very few fans and media who know that the top management of Juventus who brought in Iaquinta is not very similar. They thought that this wild fellow, neither in name nor in appearance, was worthy of the status of Juventus aristocracy. But out of respect for the manager and transfer minister Marotta, the club's hierarchy turned a blind eye.

Only the newcomer laughs, and the old man smells the tears at that time. Professional football is like that, it seems to be full of emotion, but it is ruthless.

Gone Equinta, Quagliarella also had a slight injury. Considering that Juventus will be busy in the second half of the season, in order to cope with the lack of depth on the bench in case it appears, they have loaned high school striker Bendtner from Arsenal.

And other teams in Serie A have also begun to hoard "bullets" and "shells".

AC Milan has brought in a young Italian striker Balotelli, who has a very "special" performance at Manchester City.

Speaking of Balotelli, Chinese fans are no strangers to him. At the European Cup in the summer, a group of pictures of "Ba Shen" went viral.

In Group C of the European Championship, when Spain played against Italy, Balotelli "magically" missed a single opportunity, and netizens jokingly called him "thinking about life".

Later, during training, he pulled off the corner flagpole and put it on his lower body, waving it, indicating that the one was very powerful

What makes people even more speechless is that in one game, Balotelli suddenly attacked. He took off his national team teammate, bad boy Cassano's pants Cassano is who, Balotelli actually dared to take off his pants

Coming from the Inter Milan academy, Zuihou was brought to Manchester City by Mancini from Inter Milan to Balotelli, which can be described as a big wonder on the pitch. Everyone can see his talent, but his pranks, few people can accept.

Nightclubs flirting with all kinds of girls, fighting with people, and driving illegally are all commonplace for Ba Shen. In addition, there are more than ordinary people:

When asked by the police that he would put £25,000 in cash in the glove compartment, Ba Shen replied short and forcefully: "Because I can." ”

After winning the Golden Boy award, when asked about Arsenal midfielder Wilshere, who finished second in the award, Balotelli asked reporters: "What is his name?" No, I don't really know who he is. And Ba Shen thinks that only Messi is slightly stronger than himself.

Throw a dart at the training base and stab your teammates. was fined £100,000.

Driving an Audi R8, he took out a toy pistol and fired several shots into the air, and passers-by called the police and was detained.

The two female fans stepped forward to ask for a group photo, and Yagami picked up a fire extinguisher to spray people's homes and was detained.

Trespassed into a women's prison and was detained. The reason for trespassing was: "I just wanted to come and see".

One day, Yagami met the heroine of Rooney's "prostitution door" in the restaurant, and Yagami walked over and said to the prostitute: Rooney, Rooney. And go up and move your hands and feet. Complaints and threats were received from the prostitute. Afterwards, Yagami said, "It's always me, but I'm never at the mercy of others." Later, it was revealed that he was having affairs with many women, and these Bashen girlfriends never knew.

One day, Yagami's mother asked him to buy some cleaning supplies to do housework. A few hours later, Yagami returned, bringing back a large truck loaded with two motorcycles, a trampoline, and no cleaning supplies.

Although Yagami has been away from Inter Milan for a long time, at a press conference at Inter Milan not long ago, an uninvited guest suddenly broke in, yes, he is Yagami. Yagami was familiar with himself, dressed in casual clothes, and after breaking into the reception, the senior management of Inter Milan and the coaches shook hands one after another, then waved to reporters and turned around and left in a dashing manner. The people present looked at each other, and Yagami completely held the scene.

Yagami could generously give £1,000 to a homeless man and be happy to give a poor child an allowance money; He took the young Manchester City fan to the school to find the principal to theorize, because the young fan was bullied at school; He didn't get it right, and before moving to Manchester City, he gave Materazzi an iPad, even though the latter had beaten him up; He once spent two hours visiting children with disabilities and did his best to tell cliché stories to amuse them.

What was going on in Balotelli's head? Will he be a demon or an angel today? Yagami's shijie, he himself doesn't understand!

No trouble off the field, no worry on the field. In last season's League Cup, Manchester City played against Dynamo Kiev, Bashen's red card left the field, which led to Manchester City's elimination, and after the game, Mancini was furious, picked up the box and smashed it at Balotelli, shouting "I don't want to see your face again".

The most famous thing about Ba Shen on the training ground is that for 5 minutes in a row, he couldn't wear a training shirt, that is, when this video of wearing clothes went viral all over the world, people realized that Ba Shen was different from us (Zheke, who Zuihou couldn't stand it, personally helped him put on a training shirt)

As a player, Ba Shen was unable to play because he was "allergic to turf".

The most incomprehensible thing is that once Yagami became interested in the sideline mascot and reached out to touch someone's buttocks, and was complained about and fined.

The most incomprehensible thing is that in the warm-up match in the United States, when facing the goalkeeper with a single knife, Bashen Marseille shot in a spin and shot the ball at the corner chess

The most incomprehensible thing is that after 5 minutes of coming off the bench, Mancini angrily threatened to never use it again.

The most incomprehensible thing is that Yagami single-handedly, when facing the goalkeeper, chose a surprising way, Yagami turned around, turned his back to the goalkeeper, and shot with his back heel, and the ball shot into the fan stands.

zuihou, the fans summed up the experience: Shijie of Ba God, you will never understand!

To sum up, Mancini, who had already been angry with Balotelli, finally sold him, and Zuihou sold it to AC Milan, the sworn enemy of Inter Milan that Mancini once coached.

Regarding Mancini's failure to sell Balotelli to Inter Milan, many people said that Inter Milan is Mancini's true love, and even if he leaves Inter Milan, he will not forget to help Inter Milan to engage in AC Milan.

It was agreed that the sale of Balotelli to AC Milan, coupled with Balotelli's frequent thunderous moves, meant that Mancini was saying: "Let this cheater go to the scourge of the guy next door."

Many fans believe that if Manchester City's sworn rivals Manchester United want to bring in Balotelli, Mancini must send it himself. Maybe this guy's "magical" performance made the heart of the old man Ferguson with a pacemaker unbearable

Zuihou Bajin still returned to the Serie A league where he once debuted, and as a black man, it is difficult for Italians to gain the trust of fans - in fact, except for white people, Italians do not discriminate, and all other races are discriminated against.

Even Pogba and Vidal now have such a wonderful game, they are still often scolded by the fans.

Therefore, it is conceivable that with the personality of "Ba God", Serie A in the future must be indispensable.

In fact, there are still many fans and media who like Balotelli, fans because of Balotelli's "personality" performance, which can bring them teasing conversations, and the idle media who are sore follow Balotelli's ass, and there is always news to write.

In Balotelli's first training session, the media had to write about it. They posted a photo of Al Shaarawy, Balotelli and Niang standing side by side, and then he wrote the following line: "The biggest highlight of the three is the hairstyle." ”

Because of the trio's individuality and eclectic hairstyles, Chinese fans call them Milan's "wash, cut and blow" combination.

Domestic fans have said that fortunately, it is AC Milan that is the god of Ba, and it is also the people who are harmed. If Ba Shen comes to Juventus, our Han Niang will definitely be harmed. Let's not talk about the rest, it is said that the disease of "idiot" is contagious, and they don't want their Han Niang to be damaged by this goods.

At this time, no one guessed that after half a season, this funny big kid would succeed in Milan, and Zuihou could also let Milan build a core tactic based on him.

And even the outstanding young player El Shaarawy produced by the AC Milan academy has a transfer crisis because of this incident, and the young talented French black striker Niang can only follow Balotelli to check the "leftovers".

Balotelli came to AC Milan, and other teams were not idle, with Roma, Lazio, Napoli and other teams bringing in players to supplement their strength.

It's just that limited to the economic downturn, they don't have much money to buy those expensive stars, they can only buy some practical ones.

Fiorentina brought in an Italian striker, Giuseppe, who previously played for the La Liga yellow submarine Villarreal? Rossi, although Inter Milan also brought in some players, but left more, although most of them were on loan.

Among them, Sneijder went to the Turkish giants Galasattare, and Coutinho went to Liverpool.

The winter window has just opened, and many teams are sharpening their knives and ready to start making a splash.

[I'm at work, I don't get off work until the early hours of the morning, and this chapter is updated regularly. By the way, can we not do this? If you don't like to watch it, you won't see it.,Ten black tickets a day might as well be reserved for red tickets for your favorite works.。 Don't embarrass yourself. It's hard to reconcile, I don't write about racial discrimination, some people say it's untrue and unrealistic, I can't accept it when I write it, and I don't deliberately exaggerate, I can't stand it? This is the reality, and that's how people treat us. Just like the devil's football, many Chinese people look down on it, but they are better than us, and many of our football association management go to Japan to study every once in a while. So, don't kid yourself, that's how people are, they're not white. 】

!

The latest chapter of the high-speed debut Green Knight, this chapter is the one hundred and sixteenth chapter of the Shijie of the Ba God, you will never understand! If you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!