The first 20 cute, fooling Mu Wangfu
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Li Yan passed through the teleportation wall and came to the Qing Palace, and when he stepped out of the screen, he felt that the temperature of the house was not good, it turned out that a huge bucket was placed in the house, and the braided girl and the little county lord were actually bathing in the bucket. The heat is steaming, and the room temperature is of course a bit unpleasant. And Fang Yi had a wound on his chest and couldn't soak in water, so he sat outside the bucket with a wooden basin and was using the wooden basin to draw water to rinse his body.
The four of them glanced at each other, followed by three screams, the little county lord and Fang Yi rushed to the bed with eight steps to catch the toad-like light skills, covered themselves with the quilt, and then glared angrily at Li Yan, fortunately, the two women thought he was a eunuch, and they were a little angry when they were seen, but they were not desperate, if they knew that he was a pure man and a real man, they were afraid that they would have copied the knife. The braided girl is not afraid of bites because of lice, she has long been used to being seen by Li Yan's various mistakes, she sat in the bucket and didn't move, just covered her chest with her hands, and snorted: "Sure enough, surnamed Li, you specially chose to sneak into the old lady's room at such a time, it must have been premeditated, right?" Is it cool to watch this time? In addition to me, there are two more women to show you, comfortable, right? β
Li Yan turned around and turned his back to the three of them: "Comfortable fart, this is shocking, my little liver can't stand it, you guys get dressed quickly." β
"Pretend, you just pretend hard, it must be too cool just now." The braided girl hummed while climbing out of the bath bucket and put on the eunuch costumes, while Fang Yi and the little county lord wore two sets of palace maid's clothes, which seemed to be prepared for them by the braided girl.
Li Yan said to Fang Yi and the little county lord: "You two are hiding in the palace. Don't leave this room. Otherwise, don't blame us for being killed by the guards. Then he turned to the braided girl and said, "Let's go." Come with me to the palace, and we'll do some serious business. β
The braided girl snorted, "What can you do?" It must be going to Bada Hutong to do some. As she spoke, she followed Li Yan's side.
The little county lord couldn't help but ask Fang Yi, "Senior Sister Fang, what is the place of the Eight Great Hutongs?" β
Fang Yi's face blushed, and he said in a low voice: "That's where the Qinglou gathers, not a place where serious people go...... He is just a eunuch, but he doesn't know what to do there, is it still possible...... What else can I do? β
Li Yan was angry and funny: "I'm not going to any Eight Hutongs." Don't listen to her nonsense. β
He took the braided girl out of the palace and went straight to the meeting place agreed with the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society, Gaosheng Teahouse.
When he arrived at the teahouse, Li Yan saw Gao Yanchao of the Aoki Hall of the Heaven and Earth Society, he was dressed as a tea guest, sitting idly in the teahouse, and when he saw Li Yan coming, Gao Yanchao's eyes lit up, and he came over and made a look. Li Yan nodded. After following behind, out of the teahouse. There was already a carriage waiting outside, and the three of them got into it. Gao Yanchao immediately bowed and said, "My subordinates have seen Lord Li Xiang. β
Li Yan said with a smile: "Don't be so polite, my incense master is incompetent, and I only come to see you once in a few months." β
Gao Yanchao said with a smile: "The incense master is undercover in the Qing Palace, it is not easy to get out of the palace, it should be rare, otherwise it will be exposed by the Tartar spies, it will not be good." β
The carriage drove for a while, and came to the entrance of the Aoki Hall, Li Yan pulled the hand of the braided girl and got out of the car, only to see that the heroes of the Aoki Hall of the Heaven and Earth Association had been waiting for a long time, Li Lishi, Guan Anji, Qi Biaoqing, Fan Gang, Fengjizhong, Xuanzhen Daoren, Qian Laoben, except for the eight-armed ape Xu Tianchuan, who was not there, everything else was there. The heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society suspected that Xu Tianchuan was captured by Mu Wangfu, so they captured the little county lord of Mu Wangfu as a hostage. Li Yan knew that Xu Tianchuan was arrested by Wu Sangui's people, and it had nothing to do with Mu Wangfu.
Guan Anji said: "The incense lord came just in time, and the gang of people from Yunnan Muwangfu just gave us an invitation to meet in the past, and the incense lord came to preside over the overall situation." β
Li Yan has watched "The Legend of Deer and Ding", of course he knows that this time the people of Mu Wangfu invited the Heaven and Earth Association to go, they wanted to ask the whereabouts of the little county lord Mu Jianping, and they did not wronged the Heaven and Earth Society, Mu Jianping was indeed taken by the people of the Heaven and Earth Society, and he is still in the bed of the braided girl.
Li Yan knew that this matter was not difficult to solve, so he agreed to go to the banquet. He changed his outfit with the braided girl, took off the eunuch suit, he pretended to be a beautiful son, and the braided girl returned to her true colors, following him like a young prostitute in a green building.
The Tiandihui hugged the two of them and went out, changed to a carriage, and came to Nandou Sprouts Hutong, only to see a large mansion door opened, and more than ten people were well-dressed, standing outside the door to greet them, obviously wanting to give the people of the Tiandihui a dismount. The first person was a young man of twenty-five or sixteen years old, tall and thin, heroic, and said: "In the sound of the sword, welcome the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society. β
Li Yan has seen a lot of big people, can this Mu Jiansheng be as loud as the Oriental girl? The row of Mu Wangfu families standing behind him also seemed to him to be small people, if the royal sister teacher was present, he could press all these people down with one finger, Li Yan even dared to be poor with the royal sister teacher, and he was afraid of them? So he didn't feel anything at all, hugged his fists at Mu Jiansheng, and said with a smile: "The little grandfather is polite." β
Mu Jiansheng had heard that the master of the Heaven and Earth Society Aoki Hall was not very old, and he thought that the little boy was easy to deal with, but when he saw Li Yan's calm and clear appearance, he was obviously not frightened by the pomp and circumstance of Mu Wangfu, and couldn't help but think: This young man is only afraid that he has some doorways.
The two sides entered the house, sat down and said a lot of polite nonsense, such as "the weather is good today", "haven't eaten" and the like, all of which have no nutrition, and Li Yan didn't take it to heart. Finally got to the point, Mu Jiansheng asked someone to help someone out of the inner hall, and everyone looked at it, but it was the eight-armed ape Xu Tianchuan. Xu Tianchuan was captured by Lu Yifeng, a dog officer subordinate to Wu Sangui, and the people of Mu Wangfu took the lead and rescued Xu Tianchuan, and now handed him over to the Heaven and Earth Society, that is, they are slapping the face of the Heaven and Earth Society. The meaning is clear: "Your people are lost, but we can save them, and you are not capable." β
Li Yan smiled secretly in his heart, your score is too obvious, he suddenly said to Mu Jian: "Little grandfather, you have come all the way from Yunnan to the capital. It's a long way to go. How dangerous. Why do you have more than a dozen people with you? I'm afraid it's too little manpower. β
Mu Jiansheng's face showed embarrassment: "What does Master Li Xiang mean by this?" β
Li Yan said: "I don't have much interest, I'm just worried that the people under the little grandfather are not very familiar with the roads in Beijing, if they walk around indiscriminately and accidentally walk into the palace and be framed as an assassin or something, it will be troublesome." If the little grandfather's subordinates have the same kung fu as Ye Gucheng and Ximen Blowing Snow, even if they are framed as assassins, they can fly out after thinking about it. But...... Ahem, not just anyone can fly, and if you have almost martial arts, you may be caught by the guards. β
When he said this, the braided girl next to him couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud.
The faces of the people in Mu Wangfu's changed color, Li Yan said that they couldn't hide it, Mu Jiansheng couldn't help but say: "My subordinates are all here, and no one is lost in the palace." I heard that Wu Sangui's son is also in Beijing. Maybe he sent someone to the palace to do some work, but I don't know. β
Li Yan said: "I see. There is a friend who likes to gamble, named Xiao Guizi, who works as a eunuch in the palace, and he said that last night he caught a few assassins in the palace and confessed that they were the subordinates of the little grandfather of Mu Wangfu......"
When the braided girl heard this, her stomach hurt with laughter, and she fell next to her.
Mu Jian was startled, and the teacup in his hand fell, and with a bang, it shattered into several pieces.
Li Yan said: "I thought that these assassins were the people of the little grandfather, naturally they were heroes and heroes, and asked Xiao Guizi to take care of them, but I didn't expect that they were Wu Sangui's big traitor's subordinates, and now I can't be entertained well, I asked my friend to take a knife and stab them a few times." β
The people of Mu Wangfu were startled, and they didn't dare to pretend to be forced anymore, so they hurriedly said: "I can't help it, since these assassins are assassinating the Tartar Emperor, they are naturally great heroes, how can they stab them with knives?" I also asked Master Li Xiang to think of a way to tell the friend named Xiao Guizi to take care of them. β
Li Yan said with a smile: "What's so difficult to take care of one or two, it's a pity that these people are not the little grandfather's subordinates, if so, I don't want to fight my head and help you rescue one, but it doesn't hurt." He and the braided girl had already received an order from Kang Mazi to pretend to release the people, and to release the captured assassins without any pears, so they promised at will, and their faces were full of ease.
Mu Jiansheng was really taken aback when he saw him say calmly that he could save people from the palace, and thought: Is it so easy to save people in the palace? The young man's face was full of lightness, as if saving people was a trivial matter like eating, and it seemed that he was not small. Hurriedly said: "Lord Li Xiang, if you can try to save each other, whether you succeed or not, Mu Jiansheng will always feel great." β
Li Yan smiled secretly in his heart: The Tartar Emperor asked me to pretend to release those assassins, I pretended to do it, it was just right, and this was exactly the same as the development of "The Legend of the Deer and Ding". I'm really sorry for the braided girl, I robbed her of the show again.
He hugged his fist at Mu Jiansheng and said, "Since that's the case, I'll inform my friend named Xiao Guizi and ask him to help save people." β
The braided girl next to her couldn't laugh anymore.
Everyone in King Mu's Mansion also hurriedly laughed.
Li Yan saw that the face of the Heaven and Earth Society had earned enough, and all the people in Mu Wangfu had become as well-behaved as his grandson, so he planned to get up and say goodbye. Mu Jiansheng said again: "Master Li Xiang, there is one more thing, the housesister Mu Jianping suddenly disappeared a few days ago, and she is very anxious, the world will travel widely in the capital, and she is well-informed, and I hope to inquire about the whereabouts of the sister." β
Li Yan grinned and said, "Wrap it up on me." β
He said goodbye to everyone in Muwangfu and returned to the palace with a braided girl. The braided girl was still laughing: "These fools of Muwangfu are being played with by us, but we don't know it yet, hahahaha." β
Li Yan spread his hands: "Actually, this is all your ability, if it weren't for you and Kang Mazi to make a good relationship, we wouldn't have such magical powers." β
The braided girl grinned, not denying it, but not admitting it either. She brags in front of other people, but in front of Li Yan, she is becoming more and more honest day by day, Li Yan doesn't understand, this is because the braided girl is fifteen years old, it is the key time to start understanding the relationship between men and women, with the love of men and women in her heart, in front of the man she likes, she will become more and more restrained, more and more gentle and graceful, although each woman's gentleness is different, but it must be transformed to the haode side. Maybe in another ten or eight years, when the braided girl is more mature, those bad habits in the Qinglou will slowly get rid of it, and she will become a gentle and virtuous woman, but now it is just in the process of slow transformation, the road is long and long!
The two returned to the braided girl's house, pushed the door in, and heard a muffled cry, it turned out to be Fang Yi, she didn't notice that Li Yan and the braided girl were back, and they were lying in the arms of the little county lord crying: "Senior Brother Liu, they are only afraid that they are already more auspicious, woo ......" It turned out that her injuries gradually recovered a little, and she was in the mood to start worrying about others, thinking of her fiancΓ© Liu Yizhou who entered the palace with her to assassinate, she thought: Senior Brother Liu has probably been killed by the guards, even if he is not killed, he will definitely be locked up in the prison now, Where can I escape?
Thinking about it like this, she was sad and cried, the little county lord had to keep comforting softly beside her, the appearance of pear blossoms with rain was quite cute, Li Yan originally didn't like this woman very much, but seeing her crying so sadly, he couldn't help but feel a little sympathy for her-
Diary of a Lonely:
I never thought of myself as a hero, and I didn't like the stupid justice that forced me to be happy with others. At one point, I even thought I was a hard-hearted person, and even when I saw a woman crying, I could harden my heart and carry out my ideas.
However, people always can't see themselves correctly, and so do I.
When I saw the ponytail girl crying, my heart softened, and for her sake, I was the enemy of the entire second class. When I saw the braided girl crying, I relented again, rejected the offer to let her sell herself to redeem her mother, and ransomed her mother out of my own pocket. When I saw Fang Yi crying, I reminded myself to be tough, but I still couldn't help but soften, even I didn't expect that I actually felt sympathy for a woman I hated.
Ashamed of my stupidity, I decided to harden my heart and protect myself first and then save others.
Therefore, I decided to use some different methods to solve Fang Yi's matter.
I have to be sure if Fang Yi's fiancΓ© is worth saving, if it is, I may change my opinion of him and get him out of prison, if he is a rotten person like in the original book, I will harden my heart and send him to the eighteenth layer of hell.
I believe that the good people should be redeemed, and the evil people must fall into the abyss, this is my way of life, my philosophy!
Li Yan
Recorded on a day in the third grade of primary school (to be continued......)
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