Chapter 27: Clown Trick
As a man with a head and face in the wilderness, Ba Jin often runs business in the area of the Poison Mist Swamp. Those who venture out into the wild and are chased by wild monsters love and hate them.
Every time he appears, it also means that you are safe. However, every time you are safe, you lose all your wealth.
This is something that they can't stand by those who spend their days crawling around in the wilderness to earn some hard-earned money.
In the old days, it was not uncommon to see this car speeding around each group of adventurers, dropping a series of flyers!
For example, what wilderness grocery store has sharp weapons, the original 998 weapons, now only 98 can be.
Professional ambulance, number 55225,,, looking forward to everyone's call.
These messy advertisements are really annoying to these expeditions.
However, the last week has been extraordinarily quiet, because this guy has gone to the Goblin Dark Arts School for a big order, and there is no time to harass them.
Thinking of this, these expedition members couldn't help but let out a smirk, and finally got rid of that crazy nightmare.
Their nightmare is now competing with Gu Cheng at this moment. Both of them had eyes as big as bull's eyes, but they refused to give in to each other!
Because of the unpleasant promotion of the first item, Gu Cheng has lost most of his integrity towards this commander. The next few items, although they are still so attractive, Gu Cheng still adheres to his principles.
Gu Cheng's performance directly made Ba Jin's patience greatly consumed, scratching his ears and cheeks, and his chest snorting and heaving.
This is the scene where the two of them stared at each other and did not speak.
"Mr. Barkin, be honest. In my lifetime, I heard about the goblin race, who love money, like to collect treasures, and of course, have their own unique ideas about engineering. Today's sight is indeed as rumored, but ......"
Gu Cheng chatted with Ba Jin all day long, and he was not in a hurry to get angry, in fact, Gu Cheng had also started his own little abacus when he reached this point.
The 1,000 dark coins on his body should not be able to be saved. However, Gu Cheng was unwilling to be slaughtered by this goblin.
On the one hand, he was delaying time, wanting to be closer to the destination, and on the other hand, he wanted to discuss business with the goblins.
"But what? Brat? Think clearly, then speak. Ba Jin snorted angrily in his nose, and his face was unhappy.
He had already taken out so many things, but this little guy suddenly lost his wind and was not interested in any of them.
It's really,,, it's really,,I'm angry with the goblins.。
"Mr. Ba Jin, doing business should pay attention to the relationship between supply and demand. Integrity is sometimes not that important at all, do you think I'm right? Gu Cheng smiled and looked at the goblin who was panting up and down, with a relaxed face.
Ever since he knew that this goblin didn't have the idea of being rude to them, Gu Cheng had become more and more "presumptuous"! Aside from its own strength, doing business with goblins is indeed not a good choice.
It's a pity that Gu Cheng never had a chance to choose.
The sudden appearance of an inexplicable enemy made Gu Cheng understand that what he needed most now was not those messy gadgets.
Strength, and strive to improve their strength is the most urgent.
As for the Stygian Stone, although it can teleport back and forth between the safe house and any place, it can't greatly increase its combat power in a short period of time, which is a bit of a chicken rib.
"Huh? Are you mocking me for bringing out a bunch of things you don't need, or am I not being that honest? Ba Jin looked at the young man in front of him meaningfully.
How many years? Isn't there such an arrogant young man talking about the so-called business in front of the goblins?
In the area of business, goblins can be described as good at playing finance. Even the most stupid goblins are good seedlings who are proficient in calculations.
The properties of the goblins have been ingrained in their bone marrow and have long been unchangeable.
"Since you say so, then I'll give you a good analysis of the relationship between supply and demand." Ba Jin suddenly began to come to his senses, and his eyes flashed with wisdom.
"Gu Cheng! The little guy who is at the beginning of a return to the yin. At present, there should be no cultivation method, purely relying on yin energy food to conceive and nourish oneself. It is speculated that the potion he took was a "clown" potion, but there was no sign of a "madman" in his behavior. Therefore, the personality inside must be very powerful, crazy and cunning. Ba Jin said Gu Cheng's heart-pounding words slowly in a calm tone.
Looking at Gu Cheng's slightly surprised and straightened body, Ba Jin showed a satisfied smile, as if he was a little happy because he had won a game.
"Then what it needs most now is the trick of the exercises and the clown potion. I may not have the former one here that you are suitable for cultivating, but the latter! I do have it here, but I don't know if you dare to ask for it? ”
Gu Cheng looked at Ba Jin, who had finally stopped talking, and was also secretly relieved in his heart. The little secrets on my body were told one by one, but I really didn't feel safe at all.
But fortunately, there is a certain limit to the details that the other party can see, at least the clown doll on his body, the other party does not see the details!
After hesitating slightly, Gu Cheng had to soften slightly, and asked in a lower profile.
"Mr. Ba Jin, I'm really a little embarrassed for the offense just now. However, it is also because of Mr. Barkin's lack of sincerity that this kind of disharmony has occurred. We hope you can be considerate of this! After saying a word of apology, Gu Zheng started the topic.
"I wonder what a clown trick is?"
Faced with this kid who was not ready to suffer a little loss, Ba Jin also snorted coldly! You kept picking on this and that, but now it's the other way around, right?
Hum!
The slightly tsundere snorted coldly again, and Ba Jin did not give up the meaning of explaining. After all, face is face, and money still has to be earned.
"You've probably heard the legend about the Joker's appearance! This clown trick was originally part of the clown potion, but it was separated because its enemies wanted to break the curse! Back then, this matter was also in a uproar, and a magic potion that was originally very mysterious was popularized in a short period of time. But it's really ......"
Speaking of this incident, Ba Jin also fell into deep memories, almost exactly the same as the expression that Gu Cheng had when he saw the old ghost.
Shocked, frightened, remembered!
Yes, Gu Cheng saw this hellish expression on their faces.
I don't know what the specific incident about the clown potion was back then...
"Okay, I've said enough, how about the kid? To change or not to change? Although clown tricks are something that everyone knows, few people write about it for no reason. Clown potions, no tricks are always a cripple. Hand over all your finances and it's yours. Ba Jin looked at Gu Cheng's bulging pockets, his eyebrows fluttered for a while, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and his gums were already grinning.
Gu Cheng looked at this goblin with an underbeaten look, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Does this count as lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot?
It seems that he was a little too arrogant just now.
I don't know if it's too late to apologize.
The clown trick is indeed something that Gu Cheng must win, even if he pays a certain price.
Gu Cheng had a hunch that if he missed it today, he might have to wait for such an opportunity for a long time.
It seems that this clown potion is somewhat special. Or every 10-star inclusive potion is a terrifying legend.
Gu Cheng made up his mind in his heart, and he didn't hesitate much. took out the money in his pocket one by one,,, and finally chose to succumb to Ba Jin's temptation.
Soon, Ba Jin took out a pen and paper from a small drawer and began to write. The process didn't last long, and Barkin was comfortable with dictation.
Even though the paper was now completely ink-colored, it kept emitting a black mist upwards. The black gas permeated it, slowly gathering and condensing into the image of Martin the Clown, who was laughing wildly.
"I'll have to tell you in advance, though. I don't know how you managed to avoid the effects of the curse of taking potions, but the curse on it is no joke! ”
Ba Jin frowned, looking at the paper that had been completely changed, and he was also vigilant.
"By the way, give me the two daggers and the bow in your arms, you won't need them anyway."
Gu Cheng: "....."
Do I want to be so desperate ,,,?
took a deep breath and reluctantly handed the two things that had not yet been warmed to the other party one by one.
The heart is cold, this knife is really very good.
Ba Jin had been walking far away from the paper since he finished writing, as if a demonic spirit had a demon spirit attached to it, and it would be devoured if he got closer.
Gu Cheng didn't care much about it, and just picked it up! In case this goblin had any bad intentions in the middle, Gu Cheng had no intention of leaving, so he watched patiently from the seat.
Ba Jin looked at this scene, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but sneer. If the clown potion was really that easy to take, the real clown wouldn't be so rare for so many years.
Split personality, the power of the curse directly caused this potion to be completely thrown into the trash, and became worthless.
But the next moment, Ba Jin couldn't laugh anymore.
An ugly rag doll came out of Gu Cheng's collar. His gaze lingered on Ba Jin for a second, and then he looked away with disgust.
seems to be disgusted with the other party's appearance and defiles his own eyes.
That's right, Ba Jin felt a look of disgust from the rag doll at that moment.
"This ,,, should be the burial goods of this kid before his death. It's kind of interesting. It's a pity...."
The clown didn't pay attention to Ba Jin's chatter, but stood on Gu Cheng's shoulder and looked at the piece of paper in his hand, to be exact, it should be a thick black mist condensed on the paper.