He hadn't been a stranger to the profession of a teacher before, so he was no stranger to it, and the first thing to do was to familiarize himself with the environment and the students who would be called his teacher.

The main goal of this profession is to educate people, it requires brains, but also logic and means, and perhaps a certain amount of force, which is naturally easy without security guards.

But it shouldn't be too much of a hassle.

"That'...... Take care! Chen Wenkai muttered.

As soon as Xiao Yu walked on his front foot, Professor Zheng Ren'an walked out, looked at Chen Wenkai with a strange look in his eyes, and said, "The young man is quite angry, it's normal, and he needs to ...... Do you have anything to prepare? ”

Chen Wenkai shook his head and did not speak.

"I hope ...... He was able to stay with those students for a long time. ”

……

Huaibei Middle School High School Class 24.

The students in this class are well-known bad students with stereotypes, lazy, bad, and corrupt, which is everyone's subconscious impression of this class.

In the classroom at this time, some people were sleeping, some were smoking, and a few girls were putting on makeup.

"Hey, that damn dean has found us a new substitute professor, it's so disgusting, the last old man was angry and had a heart attack, and he still dares to do it?" A boy muttered as he drank a beer.

"yes, it seems to be a very young guy, and I don't know if I can stand it or not? I really want to practice with him, I haven't beaten a professor in a long time. Another boy rubbed his hands up.

"Smack!"

Xiao Yu pushed the door and walked straight to the podium, his eyes swept over the people in the classroom, but his brows were slightly furrowed.

The air in the house was very bad, some people were snoring while sleeping, the girls were putting on makeup, a few people were talking to each other, and more importantly, ...... The students are dressed in a variety of ways.

It's not what a student should be.

There were also a few boys staring at Xiao Yu with playful eyes, this abuse was a little warned, and even a little hostile, without any reason at all.

Xiao Yu was too lazy to care, knocked on the table with the book in his hand, raised his voice, and said loudly: "Go to class!" All stand up! ”

This shout did not have much effect.

On the contrary, a girl who was concentrating on applying lipstick was startled, and the lipstick was wiped directly from the corner of her mouth to the back of her cheek, and there was an instant version of the clown horror.

"What do you yell at naptime? I'm sick! The girl scolded directly because Xiao Yu ruined her makeup.

"Hahaha! This guy is a bit funny! ”

"At such a young age, you should have just graduated, right? It's not easy to come out and work hard so early, do we want to give him a little setback in his fledgling life? ”

Bursts of mocking laughter echoed in the classroom, and Xiao Yu stood there expressionlessly, and soon became the laughing stock of the students, with a pair of eyes as if he was looking at a fool.

At this time, Xiao Yu also grinned.

But it was because of Xiao Yu's smile that the students who were laughing made their faces unhappy.

They regarded Xiao Yu as a laughing stock, but the other party chose to ignore their ridicule, which was like punching a person, but the other party did not let out the expected scream.

There is no sense of accomplishment at all!

Without waiting for the others to speak, Xiao Yu walked off the podium with a curious face, and said, "I would like to know ...... among the classmates Who can fight the most? ”

Hearing Xiao Yu's question, everyone's eyes were strange.

This guy ...... He didn't seem to be angry because of their verbal aggression, but he asked a very irrational question......

Which of you is the best at fighting?

The meaning of this sentence.

Is it contempt? Is it a provocation?

"The person who can fight the most is called Zhang Da, and he is not here now, but we are not bad, this teacher ...... Do you want to practice? A boy stood up and said in a heroic tone.

The boy was wearing a black vest and a shaved head, and his perennial smile had long been fixed on his face, like a street thug.

"Yes." Xiao Yu glanced at the boy and said, "But there is one more." ”

"Me!"

"Me!"

Hearing Xiao Yu's words, all the men in the class actually rushed over, all of them looked menacing, and looked at Xiao Yu condescendingly, with contempt in their eyes.

"Thanks to the enthusiasm of several classmates, I will give you a few catties of fruit as compensation." The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth were slightly hooked.

"Crack! Village! Syllable! Hoo! ”

Then, there was a burst of screams from inside the classroom.

More than a dozen boys were lying on the ground and wailing, their legs and feet were forcibly intertwined and intertwined, forming a huge mountain of people, and the harder they tried, the more they could not break free.

There were also bouts of pain in the joints.

This scene is very funny.

Xiao Yu pulled a stool with his hand, sat down, looked at the group of people, and said: "This is the method of stretching each other in groups that I have studied, tying you together, as long as one of you moves slightly, it will involve the others, so as to achieve collective stretching." ”

"Of course, you can also work together, so that the effect will be better, but of course the pain is inevitable, look at your dress, you must be idle on weekdays, full of belly, lack of exercise, I gave you a collective stretching exercise, very moved, right?"

"Sense...... Moved you paralyzed! Hurry up and let us go! I'm going to fucking hack you to death, bastard! ”

"I'm going to kill you!"

Everyone's eyes were furious.

All of them maintained different postures and extremely exaggerated movements, not only the pain was unbearable.

What's more important is that a large group of them were actually made like this by Xiao Yu alone, and the key is that they don't have any power to resist! What a shame this is!?

"Then stay put." Xiao Yu turned around and was about to leave.

Seeing that Xiao Yu really didn't care, a group of people were a little anxious, their legs and feet were so entangled, the slightest movement would cause severe pain in the group, and if they continued to be tough, it would only be more embarrassing and painful.

"Hey! Please let us go! ”

"We were wrong! You shouldn't be offended! ”

"Let's listen to the class!"

At this time, Xiao Yu turned around again, with a smile on his face, and said, "Then bear with it." ”

"Crackling ......"

There was another terrible wail, and the few people who were originally entangled were torn apart by Xiao Yu again, but the pain of breaking bones and constricting tendons was not stronger than at the beginning.

After experiencing this lesson, naturally no one dared to trouble Xiao Yu in a short period of time, seeing several boys sitting back in their places in embarrassment, Xiao Yu walked back to the lectern and said loudly: "Class." ”

"Wow!"

It was very surprising that everyone got up, and their eyes on Xiao Yu were no longer the same as before, and they spoke in unison.

"Good afternoon, teacher!"

"Hello students, let's introduce myself first." Xiao Yu said, "My name is Xiao Yu, I am your new substitute teacher, and I am also your class teacher, you can call me Teacher Xiao, there are no questions about learning, you can ask me." ”

"I have a question!"

As soon as Xiao Yu finished speaking, a boy stood up.

This boy had been eager to try Xiao Yu before, but in the end he didn't succeed, and now he feels a little lucky, but it doesn't mean that he will really succumb to Xiao Yu's obscenity.

"This classmate, excuse me." Xiao Yu said.

The famous boy held his chin and said: "Everyone should have heard the story of Shennong tasting a hundred herbs, so I want to hear the teacher's answer, why did Shennong want to taste countless herbs and poisons in the world, some people say that he is a saint and is willing to taste all the bitterness in the world for the world." ”

"But we don't believe in the existence of saints, just like teachers, who come to teach students, although they say it verbally, holding a heart and not bringing half a straw, but since ancient times, the literati have prevailed, and the state will give you extremely high remuneration."

"I want to know...... Shennong, what temptation is it? So he desperately stuffed some unknown poison into his mouth, is he really not afraid of death? Ask the teacher to answer. ”

After the boy's words were finished, many people held back their laughter.

Shennong, himself a semi-fictional character, has no exact records in history, let alone why he ate those highly poisonous herbs to write a hundred herbs to warn the world.

This question is completely difficult for Xiao Yu.

For this question, Xiao Yu wanted to laugh in his heart.

Shennong's tasting of herbs is actually one of his former identities, or one of his former identities.

Don't get me wrong, he's certainly not a saint.

Because of his infinite lifespan, he can only be a cage trapped beast in a barren place like the earth, which is very lonely and painful, which causes Xiao Yu to be extremely world-weary for a while.

At one point, he wanted to kill himself by devouring poison, but after trying it once, he found that no poison could help him, but he forgot to destroy it because he avoided repeating it every time, so he left it to the world.

Shennong's deeds of tasting herbs...... As a result, even the name left in Qing history, it was infinitely controversial and praised by later generations, and the story was passed on a thousand times, and it became a myth.

Even Xiao Yu himself didn't expect that just a pseudonymous stand-in would leave such a strong mark on the subsequent Yanxia, and he would become a god.

Merely...... The god is his other identity.