It stands to reason that no matter who goes downstairs and sees someone kissing, they have to quickly hide and leave, right?

Luo Xiaoxiang and I both thought so, for the sake of realism, she almost didn't blush my mouth, but the footsteps of the person who went downstairs stopped stunned, and seemed to stand in place silently watching our performance.

Your mother, why did you witness the birth of an actor? Why don't you get out of here? If you don't roll Lao Tzu's mouth anymore, you have to be bald, you can buy lip balm.

But that person just won't leave, I feel that this is calm, and he can give him some melon seeds.

Luo Xiaoxiang kissed me for a long time in front of a melon-eating crowd, and inevitably felt that he was at a loss, covered my mouth with one hand, and glared angrily when he turned around: "Haven't you seen anyone kiss?"

I took advantage of this kung fu to turn my head to see who this melon-eating crowd was, and I was also embarrassed to see it, isn't this a dead fish eye? No wonder it looks so fond.

The dead fish looked at us, smiled slightly, raised the mobile phone in his hand, and took our photos on the screen very literary: "I'm sorry, I know this man, he is a married man, is he deceiving your feelings?" Beauty, I just want to persuade you, cherish life and stay away from scumbags, otherwise the original partner will come to the door, I'm afraid you will suffer. ”

Luo Xiaoxiang's face was red and white for a while, and she seemed to be weighing the pros and cons - after all, this golden silk is hanging here, if I shout, she can't do two men, so she simply came down the donkey, cleaned up the golden silk with lightning speed, raised his hand and slapped me in the face: "You liar!"

Then, kicking the high heels under his feet, he walked away.

"You're really going to spoil the atmosphere." I looked at the dead fish eyes and touched my face: "At this time, you came out again, I thought about asking a princess or something to kiss you awake!" Except for the good deeds of the bad old man, what else can you do? ”

"A good thing?" Lu Hengchuan put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked down the stairs from the stairs to me in a particularly elegant manner: "That woman, the conjugal palace is dark, the Fude Palace is green, the whites of her eyes are yellow, and she usually sees money, but for you, I'm afraid that if you don't want money, it's fatal." What she does is this business of pit men, you can see it, and she still bumps up? ”

"Nonsense," I rolled my eyes: "If you don't pit men in Orchid Gate, you can still pit your mother?"

"My mother died a long time ago," Lu Hengchuan said indifferently: "I can't get into the pit."

"You know a lot." I glared at him: "I almost found out what they wanted to do, you came to be a-stirring stick, you are the reincarnation of a special shell."

"Yes, it's just for you," Lu Hengchuan then said, "What does that woman want to do?"

Does this mean that Lao Tzu is? I didn't bother to scold him, so I told him what happened just now: "I don't know, what it is."

Lu Hengchuan groaned for a moment, and his eyes fell on my face.

I made his eyes hairy: "Look at your mother, haven't you seen a handsome guy or what?"

"Do you know the black-mouthed dog?" Lu Hengchuan came to such a sentence without a beginning or an end.

The black-mouthed dog is said that the hair on the side of the mouth of the domestic dog is a circle of black, such a dog loves to bark and steal, and the people in the village do not like to raise: "What do you mean?"

"You're like a black-mouthed dog." Lu Hengchuan looked at me expressionlessly: "Don't wipe your mouth when you steal food."

I was stunned for a moment, and when I looked back at the mirror in the stairwell, the corners of my mouth were full of red lipstick marks, messy like a clown who hadn't removed his makeup, and quickly raised his hand to wipe it: "Fuck you."

Lao Tzu didn't steal his mouth, it was the woman who sent it to the door by herself.

"The outer eight doors are so neat," while speaking, Lu Hengchuan had already leaned on the windowsill with one hand and looked down: "Are there any other acquaintances?"

"I don't know." I also followed his gaze and swept down: "The situation is not the same as that of the Yin and Yang Gate."

The last time I met the old man with a white beard in a thousand doors, the northern faction saw that it meant that it represented the yin and yang gate, and it was necessary to compete to be the boss, but in fact, I didn't see that the yin and yang door and the thief door were all released first, and the mantis caught the cicada and the yellow finch was behind, and I don't know who was holding who was the gun.

"This new Gu God has a lot of backgrounds." Lu Hengchuan continued: "What kind of person do you think he is?"

I replied, "Quite an interesting person."

Standing high and seeing far away, a large group of people surrounded Tang Benchu to listen to him, Tang Benchu spared no effort, foaming at the mouth, and his buttocks were lazily lying next to him, at this time, there were many people's eyes, intentional or unintentional, all around Tang Benchu.

Unconsciously, didn't we also become the first bird?

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