Zhang Jin is full of chess skills, and as a 'super national player' level, he naturally has the right eye. Wu He and Old Man Liu are really as Zhang Jin said, they can be called chess opponents and good talents, and the chessboard is dark, the sun and the moon are dark......

But how can this scene seem a little strange and indescribable?

It is very common for an old man and a young man to kill inseparably. On the chessboard, there is nothing abrupt about the red and green cars coming and going.

It's the people on both sides of the chessboard who are weird

I don't know if Mr. Liu, a master-level artist, is considered an alternative, anyway, once this old man falls into something he is interested in, he will always be significantly different from ordinary people.

It was not normal when I named Xiaolou at the beginning. Ordinary people will feel that it doesn't matter, but in order to choose a name or not, he blows his beard and stares, as if it is a big thing;

After living in Zhang Jin's house for a month before, this old man occasionally splashed ink to paint and write. Others need to be quiet when they write and paint, and they need an atmosphere. And this old man has done it to the extreme. Don't say that someone next to him is talking, he will turn a deaf ear. Even if someone was beating a gong and drum in his ear, or even someone poking him in the back with a needle in the back, he couldn't hear or feel it;

It's not normal for this old man to play chess now. Everyone else is playing chess and thinking hard. And this old man......

The killing is in full swing, and the old man Liu has completely disappeared from the polite demeanor of the old artist when he first met.

is quite an old man, but he does not have the calmness that an old man should have, and he is even more 'live donkey' than a young man

When the tension is reached, the old man will scratch his ears and cheeks, and his ass will move around like a nail, and there is no time for stability

When you eat a son, it's just a snapping sound, and your mouth will smash your old mouth loudly. As if it weren't enough to express one's own intentions;

Occasionally taking a step out of a wonderful move, this old man is even more terrible, chattering and chattering endlessly.

"Xiao Wu, look, what a blue sky, walk over, you can melt in that blue sky, keep walking and don't look to both sides, understand?

Xiao Wu. Quick, go ahead

Jumping down from here, Asakura didn't jump down, and Tang Tower jumped too, so please jump too, you jump."

Even "Manhunt" has come out, how much you owe this old man's mouth?

On the other side, Wu He is different.

Compared with Old Man Liu, when this little black face plays chess, he is more like a calm-minded old man. Calm like a mountain.,A pair of eight sticks can't beat a fart of Jiashi.。

No matter how ungraceful the old man on the other side was, this kid didn't say a word. Playing chess with expressionless eyes, eating children silently. It's a bit of a 'fart let him go, the breeze blows the hills'

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Zhang Jin, who was lying on the recliner, didn't have the energy to open a one-man show on the chessboard not far away. I think that when I played chess with this old man, I had already seen enough. This monkey, it's okay to watch it once or twice, but it's also very unappetizing to watch too much.

"It's December, and Dad's birthday is coming, how do I celebrate his birthday......"

Zhang Jin's mental attributes are very high, so high that three or four hours of sleep a day is enough to be full of energy. But the recliner, the weather and the gold pillow were so comfortable, so even if Zhang Jin didn't fall asleep, he quickly entered the 'meditation realm' of 'forgetting things and me'.

In literary terms, this is called 'half-dreaming and half-awake', in layman's terms, this is called 'daydreaming', and more bluntly it is called 'stupid', 'in a daze', 'in a daze' or 'in a daze'......

..............., if you want to say that this mobile phone is really a thing that people love and hate.

Love it, because it is convenient, you can let others contact you at any time, and you can also let yourself contact others at any time. Don't be afraid to find it;

Hate it, because it is convenient, you can let others contact you at any time, and you can also let yourself contact others at any time. I can't even hide. Or it's not the right time to ring;

As soon as Zhang Jin began to 'sleepwalk', the mobile phone began to show its hateful aspect, and it rang to disturb people's dreams.

"Hey, I'm busy, I have something to say" Zhang Jin didn't look at the caller ID, and picked up the phone with his eyes closed. However, the dead tone made the 'busy' in his mouth unconvincing.

Sure enough, the person on the other side of the microphone 'wisely' noticed this 'against the will' statement, "Damn, I'm talking about old energy." You're annoying, aren't you? I know why you're busy before you say that you're busy before you get busy, wipe your eyes clean and straighten your tongue, okay? ”

The one who called was the buddy who drank at night together during the previous He Qingqian incident, the fat man Luo Bei.

"Oh, it's the back, is there something wrong with me?" It was a good buddy who heard the call, and Zhang Jin's voice was even lazier and more laid-back. Anyway, I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, I can talk as much as I want, and I can say it if I save effort.

"I'll get married on the first of next month, so I'll let you know in advance." Luo Bei said happily.

"Married?" Zhang Jin, who was accustomed to joking among friends, continued almost reflexively, "I said back, when will our country legalize your' marriage?" Why didn't I know? ”

Back then, the name Luo Bei was ridiculed by his brothers, and the nickname on his back came from the 'man' aiqing movie "Brokeback Mountain".

"You ......" Luo Bei was a little angry. It was the second time in ten minutes that he had heard this immoral remark. The last sentence was heard from the mouth of that Sven scum when Luo Bei called Shi Wen eight minutes ago. The second time is now.

Luo Bei looked at the sky speechlessly, "What kind of sin have I created, I actually know such a few brothers." At this time, the mood was the same as Xiao Fei, who was about to catch a cold by a few cool words from his brother.

What hit Luo even more was that Zhang Jin was more than the stone pattern. Because people are busy with work, they will go on the road with two sentences. But Zhang Jin is free, so Zhang Jin continues to talk nonsense.

As soon as Luo Bei said the word 'you', Zhang Jin took the conversation out of context again.

"Me?" Zhang Jin pretended to be very frightened, "Brother Back, don't worry about me when you are old." Although I am now divorced, I am still single. But, really, really, really, really don't like men, even if I am castrated, I can't change it. If you have to get married on the 1st of December, I suggest you find the scum of Shiwen. ”

"You ......" Luo Bei just wanted to interject again, but was robbed by Zhang Jin again.

"Still 'me'? Brother Back, don't let me go, don't let me go, I'd definitely rather die. Let me tell you, the stone grain is really good, with fine skin and tender meat. Although you are already married, you can't get a marriage certificate in our country anyway, and you are not the long-legged and thin-waisted 'goblin' type that Sister-in-law Shi hates the most, I guess both Shi scum and Sister-in-law Shi won't mind......"

Luo Bei on the other end of the phone smiled bitterly, and it wasn't until a few minutes later, when Zhang Jin finished his nonsense, that he finally could speak: "I said Lao Jin, you should really check the DNA with the stone scum, maybe you two are long-lost brothers." How can all the words come out of the same way? ”

"Oh? It's true? That's what he said, too? Zhang Jin asked with a smile.

"Hmm," Luo Bei's tone was very affirmative, "He also said that he would rather die than give in." The only difference is that he asked me to marry you, and said that your skin is very good"..., "Damn, he would rather die than give in?" Then you might as well strangle him and use his corpse, even if Lao Tzu dies and becomes fertilizer in the biogas digester, he will not leave you a little scum for you to blaspheme," Zhang Jin continued to spank his farts ramblingly.

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After talking nonsense for a while, Luo Bei finally had a chance to bring the words that had run out of the galaxy back to the topic, "Old Jin, do you have time that day?" Quite a few words"

When a good friend gets married, Zhang Jin will naturally not be absent: "I have leisure every day, so I naturally have time"

Luo Bei on the other end of the microphone exhaled heavily, "That's great, since you have so much time, I'm relieved, and I'll ask you to do it as the best man."

"Best man? I said back brother, are you mistaken? You find a divorced man to be your best man, and you are not afraid of bad luck? Zhang Jin hurriedly refused.

Of course, Zhang Jin's 'unlucky' is just an excuse, the main reason is because he is afraid of trouble. You know, the best man is simply more tired than the groom in a wedding. Pick up the bride, hand out red envelopes, carry bags with cigarettes, knock on the door and deliver words, and run before and after the horse boy is more horse boy. When it comes to the banquet, it is necessary to become a strong backing for the groom, substitute for wine, block wine, and toast, and be in trouble to death, and cannot live in peace.

"Brother, you can't help me, brother, you have the best amount of alcohol, if you don't support me, my brother will really die a miserable death...... The red envelope I gave to the best man in return was a little bigger, or a little thicker? ......" Luo Bei sang in Dou E's voice, calling the sky and grabbing the earth, it was almost snowing in June.

Under the pleading of Luo Bei who raps well and tears in tears; Under Luo Bei's crooked pestering, threats and pleading, and the combination of sticks and sweet dates, Zhang Jin Zuihou still agreed to this guy.

Although it is said that 'men are afraid of infatuation, women are afraid of entanglement', in fact, the reverse is not wrong. At least Zhang Jin is very afraid of entanglement, especially if a big man like Luo Bei is entangled, it is even more terrifying.

A fat man who is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 18 speaks to you, and threatens, 'If you don't agree, I will see you talk like this in the future.' And as long as I have time, I will go to your house, eating and drinking, I am disgusted with you......'

This sentence is enough to make any normal man creepy, and it will take at least ten days and a half to listen to it once and lose his appetite. It's as powerful as a midnight bell.

Can you imagine what kind of horror it was? Can you imagine the level of intimidation?

Even Zhang Jin felt that if this dead fat man was brought to court with this phone recording, the fat man would be sentenced to at least ten years and eight years. There is absolutely no difference in the crime of intimidation

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Putting down Luo Bei's phone, Zhang Jin fiercely smoothed out the hair on his arm that had stood upside down, vigorously rubbed off the goosebumps on his body, scolded hundreds of times 'fat man back, dead pervert', and took a deep breath for a long time before finally entering the state of fugue again.

In order to calm the churning stomach, Zhang Jin can be said to have done his best, and he almost brought out the "Nine-Character Mantra" at the bottom of the box and played a song "Mountains and Flowing Water".

"After the wedding of this dead fat man, my father's birthday is coming soon, how can I spend it? What kind of gift? ”……，