153 Acne
The nine-athlete is serialized
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The cups on this table, although they are covered with white porcelain lids, are not the kind of vacuum packaging, even if there is a little breath in them, there is nothing to hide under the nose of Zhang Jin's police dog.
So Zhang Jin quietly took a deep breath while glancing at Yue Wenting meaningfully. Then he said with a strange smile on his face: "Anyway, this cup is covered with a lid, and it all looks the same." What you drink, the key depends on your character! ”
When the words landed, Zhang Jin was very natural, and seemed to pick up a cup from the table very casually, and after uncovering the lid, he didn't look at the color of the liquid in the cup, and drank it all boldly.
"The best Tieguanyin! It's not bad, I still like black tea! After Zhang Jin finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows provocatively at Yue Wenting, who had a vague disappointment on his face.
In this round, Zhang Jin temporarily took the lead.
Then, Zhang Jin did not hesitate, picked up another cup again, and drank it all in the same posture, "Lychee honey!" Good things, just bitter first and then sweet. The omen is not bad either! As he spoke, his eyebrows moved in the direction of Yue Wenting again.
The color of disappointment on Yue Wenting's face was even more obvious.
Zhang Jin extended the lead, 2. and the next city.
Fence cup, Zhang Jin is still so calm, still so smooth. "After drinking honey water, rinse your mouth with a glass of white water, it's really a good hospitality!" After putting down the task's zuihou cup, Zhang Jin showed a big smile to Yue Wenting. The smug look made Yue Wenting eager to take off his high heels, and pulled out the insoles to slap this guy's nasty ugly face twice.
Yue Wenting's face was already about to turn black with disappointment!
Since then, Zhang Jin has won this round. It's perfect.!
"Damn, Lao Jin's luck is too good! Drink three glasses in a row, you can't drink without one! In this way, don't all the bad tastes stay? Yue Wenting didn't speak with a dark face, but the brothers of the Men's Gang who hadn't stepped forward to taste it couldn't help but wail.
These people are not afraid to use their villain heart to spend the belly of these women in front of them. They don't believe that these little girls are so kind that they will make the taste of haode pestle account for the majority of these cups!
The consequence is otherwise, spicy olive water, pepper soup, vinegar, and ginger soup appear one after another, and the messy colors, messy condiments, and messy tastes make a group of men hold a bottle and desperately pour water and rinse their mouths there.
Later, all the members of the men's gang got together to summarize, and a list found that there were only five or six kinds of normal drinking pestles that could be drunk in the thirty or so cups of Baiwei soup. And Zhang Jin drank most of it alone.
What kind of probability is this? What a strong character is this? There are even people who have already asked Zhang Jin to go out and buy lottery tickets immediately!
In fact, Zhang Jin really wanted to show off, but unfortunately it was inconvenient to reveal his special function, so in the end, he could only walk once at night in an aggrieved brocade clothes, pursed his lips and inflated himself in his heart, "Buddy, I don't rely on luck, this is strength!" ”
After wading through the mountains and rivers to reminisce about the first meeting, reciting the new eight honors and eight shames, looking for shoes and many other levels, Luo Bei finally completed the task of picking up relatives. The ninety-nine-eighty-one difficult Zhu Bajie's marriage to his daughter-in-law is one-third completed, and Tang Seng accepted Monk Sha, at least the role has been completed.
And after Zhang Jin's battle of wits and courage, he can be regarded as surviving the traps set by Yue Wenting for himself. At least the next time is over, and Yue Wenting, a class enemy, has already lost the home field advantage.
Looking at Yue Wenting with a fake smile on his face, Zhang Jin thought hatefully: "In the remaining half of the day, who needs to guard against whom, it's not necessarily!" ”
After the men and women in the bride's maiden family laughed for a while, the big gang rushed out of the door again, and the next show was to go to the new house and roll the wedding bed.
Seeing that everyone was walking out of the door one after another, and Luo Bei, this guy was still in a wedding dress, and Lu Wan, who was obviously very beautiful today, was talking sweetly there. Zhang Jin hurriedly rushed into the bathroom while there was still some time to solve the problem of reservoir water storage.
When Zhang Jin went to the east of the river happily, he pushed the door and walked away, only to find that the noise in his ears when he entered the bathroom was gone, obviously he had gone out without waiting for the best man who was very important to his role. ..., Zhang Jin hurriedly raised his feet and chased out, but when he just walked from the bathroom to the outer living room of this suite, he saw Yue Wenting this guy squeezing his eyebrows in front of the mirror.
Yue Wenting was arranging his low-cut bridesmaid wedding dress in front of the mirror, posing with his arms on his chest for a while, and then he was dissatisfied with his hand into the bridesmaid's wedding dress to adjust the position of the two pieces of meat on his chest.
"I really envy Sister Wanwan, they are all women, why are people's ditches so deep and so conspicuous?" Looking at himself in the mirror, Yue Wenting was a little dissatisfied with his B-cup figure!
Seeing Yue Wenting squeezing ** in front of the mirror with a complaining look, Zhang Jin tried very hard to hold back for a while, and finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The laughter was not loud, but for Yue Wenting, who was secretly doing his own private affairs, it was like a thunderbolt from the sky, listening to thunder in a silent place!
Yue Wenting realized that there was still someone else in the room, although he barely suppressed the fright in his heart and tried to pretend to be nothing, he still couldn't help but show a somewhat embarrassed expression.
In the end, Yue Wenting reacted quite quickly, and after his eyes turned twice, he hurriedly pretended not to find Zhang Jin and continued to fiddle in front of the mirror, but the difference this time was that this girl was fiddling with her face, not the two lumps of flesh on her chest.
Yue Wenting, who almost put his face on the mirror, looked left and right, and his mouth was much louder than before, complaining in a much louder voice: "Eh, it's really annoying." Why do you have acne again! ”
Zhang Jin held back a smile and walked out of the door, and when he walked to Yue Wenting's side, he deliberately stared at Yue Wenting's chest, and then said in a tone like an elder encouraging a junior: "Little sister, be confident!" You're still a little bigger than the pimple here! Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't have a big acne, the key is that the location is accurate and functional. If you want to open a little, it's no big deal! You see that mine is similar to you, and I smile a lot every day! Saying this, Zhang Jin was still very obscene, and patted the position on his chest very meaningfully.
After Zhang Jin barely held back a smile and finished speaking, he couldn't hold back the expression on his face anymore, and ran out of the door, leaving Yue Wenting jumping on the spot, furious.
Zhang Jin's words are too heart-wrenching, and it is too deceitful to compare the acne that you are a big man just used for decoration with his own widely used baby.
Yue Jiating cursed in his mouth, and he was a little frustrated in his heart, "It's too embarrassing to live anymore!" I also blamed myself for being too careless, and I didn't haode before tidying up my clothes to check if anyone was hiding. As a result, not only was he looked at by others when he was like that, but what was even more excessive was that he saw that the person like himself was still a man, and what made him even more unacceptable was that this man turned out to be his sworn enemy Zhang Jin! ”
"This guy too, too dirty, too shameless. Sneaking into hiding, it must have been deliberate. Something bad must be trying to do something......"
After self-examination and another attack on Zhang Jin's character, Yue Wenting found that Zhang Jin's exaggerated laughter still did not stop outside the door, so she couldn't help but rush out in a rage, and shouted viciously: "Die Zhang Jin, I'll kill you!" ”
At the chalk gate of the hotel, Luo Bei and Lu Wan, who had been sweet and mushy since the upstairs, did not find that their best man and bridesmaids were missing until they were about to get in the car. The two hurriedly took out their mobile phones and called the bridesmaids and groomsmen.
Before the phone was busy twice, I heard Zhang Jin's voice with a smile coming from not far away, "No need to call, we're here!" ”
Luo Bei and his wife followed the prestige, and saw the best man Zhang Jin's face flying and walking briskly. And the bridesmaid Yue Wenting followed behind with a black face, and the eyes that fell on Zhang Jin from time to time were like Xiao Li's flying knives, the cold light was shining, and it seemed to be very lethal.
Seeing that the two of them finally rushed over, Luo Bei didn't notice the strange expressions of the two for a while, but just complained: "Why did you go?" Why did it take so long to come! Hurry up and get in the car, my mom is still waiting in my new house! ”
Hearing Luo Bei's inquiry and urging, Zhang Jin remembered Yue Wenting scratching his head in front of the mirror again, and the smile on his face that had never faded bloomed again, and the more he opened, the more powerful he became, and soon evolved into an exaggerated body language of leaning forward and back: "Hahahaha~, I'm laughing to death." Didn't you see it on your back, you ...... just now"..., hearing Zhang Jin's opening words, Yue Wenting had a premonition, and hurriedly strengthened the horsepower of his eyes, desperately stretched the upper and lower eyelids, and desperately let his eyes say the words shut up and staring at you.
But the exaggerated Zhang Jin, who was laughing, seemed to have not seen Yue Wenting's serious and heavy warning smell, and continued with the smile on his face: "Didn't I go to the bathroom just now? When I came out, I found that you were all gone, and only your bridesmaids were left, and guess what I saw......"
"Hey, surnamed Zhang, you don't mean what you say, you just promised me not to say ......", Yue Wenting saw that the power of his eyes seemed to be far from enough to make Zhang Jin abide by the agreement of confidentiality, and he couldn't hold on to his calm silence anymore, and screamed and blocked Zhang Jin's next sentence.
Luo Bei and Lu Wan, who were gossipy, finally discovered that something was wrong between their bridesmaids and groomsmen, and they were not in a hurry to urge people to get into the car, but jumped to both sides of Zhang Jin one by one, and couldn't wait to ask, "What do you see?" What do you see? ”
For the festival between the best man and bridesmaid, the bride and groom are clear, and they are looking forward to every fierce collision between the two, which can be called a joy to see.
The reason why today's two people who can't pee in a pot at all are the best men and bridesmaids, although there is Yue Wenting's strong request and Zhang Jin's extraordinary amount of wine, but there are also two couples who have no sense of being a bride and groom.
Now looking at the tone of the two, it seems that I have missed something that should be very exciting. And it seems to be very exciting, it seems that Zhang Jin, the best man, has the upper hand. How can two brides and grooms who are gossiping as their own responsibility not to be eager to hear it? )