Hang as high as Haman? I'm used to it.

Got a lot of sets but yin yourself? I'm numb.

I thought that my luck would improve after my reincarnation, but it seems that I just thought too much.

"Is this fate? system, am I really the legendary lucky E........."

[Causal calculation is very complicated, the more involved the more difficult it is to calculate, if you calculate according to the "fate" and "cause and effect" you are involved, you are definitely not the so-called lucky E, you are lucky Z! 】

"Oh, there's no one in the world who is worse off than me?"

[It's not bad luck, it's the ability to provoke right and wrong. Considering the causal implications involved in the establishment of Hades, you have probably become a bug variable in the operation of the world, and no one is more honest than you. 】

“…… In this way, you fooled me before, and those small tasks that made people speechless, it was really not you who cheated me. ”

【…….】

"Okay, I see. You're just trying to find a reason to see my jokes! ”

It seems,Inexplicably, I actually have the passive ability of "the protagonist's life" (wherever I go), but unfortunately I don't have the treatment of the protagonist.,I can neither casually get the beauty upside down.,I can't just walk into a room and open the treasure chest full of divine weapons.,What awaits me is that there seems to be only fishing to catch a killer whale.,The strange luck of going to the battlefield on vacation.。

Funny? For outsiders, at least the dead cat is already rolling on the floor with laughter (taking out a notebook and making a note..........), but the scene in front of him is really a little unsmilable.

Outside, the enemy is oppressed, but inside the town is divided into several factions. I obviously have nothing to do with myself. It was also used as a nail in front of the eye.

"I've had enough!"

I lay down on the table. Posing as a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Enough up? Great, let's flip the table, I'm just going to find a few battlefields to get my weapons on the ground. ”

"I'm X, where did this Terminator come from?"

When I looked back, I was taken aback.

With a blue light on his eyes, a combat power detector with a blue light on his back, a combined barrel more than two meters long on his back, a small magic crystal cannon on his shoulder, and four or five strange instruments scattered on his muscular arms. The display screen on which the various numbers were circulating at high speed, the ammunition belt around his waist was full, and even two small machine guns were placed at the bottom of his feet.

Forget the rest, I can barely understand what the atomic energy marker on that shoulder-mounted magic crystal cannon means? What is going on in this world, is it possible that the legendary mushroom egg has finally been born? Are you really going to save the world? You're a little crooked!

"....... what has happened all these years? How did you make a little Shota who loves a sister a terminator! ”

My words deflated the scrappy Timiret,

“…… Please don't mention Sister Lian or anything, they were all ignorant when they were young, please don't take this as a handle for a lifetime! My name as 'Master Sister Love' has become the loudest of titles, and the bastards of the League of Gentlemen have used it for the present time. It's all your fault! ”

"....... is your sister married?"

"How is it possible, who dares to touch my sister. Hehe, I asked him to do a rocket space trip...... Don't get me wrong! I'm really not a sister! Me, I have a girlfriend! Even though she looks like my sister, I really didn't mean to look for her! Although I like her face the most, I really didn't pursue her for that reason! ”

Timiret, who was still smiling darkly, suddenly reacted, only to find that our eyes were already focused on him, but the more we talked, the more we wanted to cover it up.

"......" I was full of helplessness, this baby is too honest.

"........." The dead cat covered his face with his paws, and the baby was honestly faceless.

[.........] The system has played an exclamation point with a mixed number of words...... In fact, punctuation marks don't count the number of words, and she can't fool anything at all.

And when we were bored, the hostile crowd seemed to have surrounded us, and Timiret's sudden appearance of heavy armament was even more alarming.

But on the other hand, our indifference makes these people vigilant, after all, calmness is the patent of the strong....... what? Pretending to be a criminal? That's possible, but it doesn't usually last long.

"Perhaps, this can prove that we are on one side."

Reaching out his right hand, the pure holy light converged into a ball, and the next moment, it turned into a glittering silver cross.

"Let's introduce it from a new one, the legendary paladin Carlo, this mission is to hunt down the bastards of the Ten Thousand Dead Society, these necromantic magic are all prop effects from Duang, I received information that this group of bastards intends to open the door to the death plane, so disguised as a necromancer to join it, but before I mixed in, the undead came, and my mission was a complete failure."

The reputation of the pure path of light is surprisingly good, the paladin's gold medal reputation is trustworthy, my words have put others at ease a little, and I have a killer weapon to make the other party trust, and I have always been very prepared to walk outside.

"Look, this is my ID, and my medal of military merit."

"Harmful Book Lovers Club membership card? The Medal of Achievement of the King of Big Stomach? ”

"Sorry, I took it wrong. I remember putting it around here. ”

It seems that the space bag needs to be cleaned up, and the messy documents have accumulated into a mountain, and they are thrown out all at once, and the scattered ones have actually accumulated into a small mountain.

"Dragon Language Grade 8 Certificate? I haven't seen it since the year I graduated.,Simple dragon language is easy to learn.,There's no need to take the special eight exams at all.,If you meet the occasion of dealing with dragons as they say...... In these years, the dragon can speak human words is already a universal configuration, and I almost tossed to death for this small book back then, but it was basically useless after graduation. ”

The black certificate carved with the dragon head emblem looks powerful, but now that I think about it, it should just be a conspiracy of those dragon language training classes in the Cloud Tower, attracting people to spend money in the name of looking high, and as a result, they have learned some useless rare words and ancient grammar that have been eliminated by time, and as a result, they can be used directly to press the space bag after graduation.

"Which one .......?"

As if frightened by my mountain of garbage, the crowd took two steps back. But this time is the present of life. There's no time to talk to me.

"Nutrition Certificate, Necromancer Certification, Level 2 Priest Certificate, Contract Hero Certificate, Oak Guardian Battle Honor Certificate, Lawyer's Certificate, Home Guard Certificate, Three-hundred-Year-Old Archmage Certificate (Ten times the accumulated Ultimate Virgin Certificate), and Bone Cooking Chef Certificate....... should really be cleaned up early. In other words, did you just find something that shouldn't be in this world? ”

Ahem, don't get me wrong, it's not a bug, it's just that the system scratches my legacy, and finally, I found my thin white paper paladin certificate (to save money) and the iron paladin medal (still to save money).

"That's enough, I believe it. Except for the Paladin, there is no class that will use this certificate and medal, in fact, your Holy Light can prove it. Well, it's better to get something and frame the certificate, it's almost rotten, so pay a little more attention to your identification. ”

This is the result of a thousand-year-old brand, but thanks to the fact that I held down the following award period, otherwise the award date of more than three hundred years ago may make people doubt the sincerity of this kid's fraud.

But our quarrel also eased the tension a lot, but the bloody countess stared at me deadly. The hostility was gone, and the surprise and surprise could not be concealed. There is still a little fear and longing, which can make her feelings so complicated, it seems that maybe she can guess who I am.

After all, although only after a certain incident, many people have tried the fusion of holy light and death magic, but I am afraid that there are few who have really succeeded, as long as they see that this necromantic magic is also real, it is natural to have some guesses, but there may be other reasons for making decisions so quickly.

Don't doubt my vision, after the Hades incident, my racial talent, the gaze of the god of the underworld, has evolved again, and now my eyes can directly see through the soul, and a little bit of emotion can't hide from me, lies mean nothing to me, which is also the reason why I can see through the essence of Caterina at a glance.

In a sense, I am the biggest beneficiary after Hades, and my greatest benefit is the soul that has been completed, and the strength of the soul once again promotes the evolution of the physical body, and the evolution of various racial talents is only the most inconspicuous part of the benefits.

"Even if you can see through the fluctuations of the soul and feelings, a pair of good eyes are given to the coward, and if you have the ability, you can look in the mirror and ask yourself what you plan to choose that girl. Escaping is not the way to go! How much debt do you owe to others? ”

"....... this emotional color, purple with red, a little bit of anticipation and a little unpleasant, is the legendary tsundere? Do you expect me to watch it or not! I see, you expect me not to choose, didn't you take the initiative to help when you slipped away! ”

This was so straightforward that I regretted it as soon as I said it, and then it was very embarrassing, and neither of them knew what to say.

"Ahem, Brother Roland, be serious, we're at war."

Fortunately, Timiret still remembers that there is a war now, and reminds us that business matters.

Since there is no problem with my identity, the others have already begun to be busy with their own affairs, delivering news, sending scouts, and two or three of my small soldiers, just watching the excitement next to me.

It's not that I don't want to come forward, after the Hades incident, after I gained some recognition, I also got on the blacklist of many forces and organizations, if an enemy finds out that I am here, I'm afraid that the task of destroying the country and slaughtering the city can be put aside, and the primary strategic task is to kill me, that is simply taking the initiative to upgrade the battlefield, it is too stupid.

I was about to say a few more nonsense words, but suddenly, a strong elemental tide took away all attention.

"Strange Emperor of the Dead? No, it's zero, a lot stronger than the past! ”

In my eyes, in the mountains, there was a pillar of black souls that covered the sky, stretching all the way to the sky, and the pressure that emanated was faintly above Esso.

There is no doubt that the King of the Dead has arrived, and we have a lot of fun.

And while I saw it, the others were still busy with their own, apparently they didn't have a keen sense of perception.

"Ahem, a good news and a bad news, which one do you choose?"

Everyone's attention was on me, so I smiled happily, and sure enough, when I was in a bad mood and had trouble, I had to find someone to share it with.

"The good news is that we don't have to worry about not finding the leader of the Undead Legion, I've found her, and the decapitation plan is completely feasible!"

A war of attrition is always stupid to deal with the undead legions, and decapitation is the only option in most cases, and being able to find undead lords and monarchs to deal with is obviously good news.

Seeing the joy in everyone's eyes made me even happier.

"The bad news is that the other party is an undead emperor, yes, you heard it right, the undead emperor, the pinnacle, the epic, and the invincible! She's here with half of the legions of the Death Plane. We don't have to worry about deserters among us, because we can't escape, and it's the same wherever we go! Hey, don't cry and be happy, we've found her, at least not unprepared for an attack by the Undead Emperor! ”

"Can you not make a mess! You're so unhappy when you don't see anyone unlucky!? (To be continued......)