Chapter 2 Men are all dead, and they can't find him as a boyfriend

Yuan Siye's eyebrows frowned slightly, and his tight lips indicated that his patience was running out at the moment.

He looked at Song Lexi's number that was being connected, and was slightly teased by the rare peach blossom eyes all the time, which made the executive holding the mobile phone tremble, and he almost didn't hold it steady.

However, Yuan Siye did not let Minister Ma hang up the phone in the end.

Everyone in the conference room was trembling, and they collectively prayed that Song Lexi would answer the phone quickly and come back immediately!

Because Secretary Song, although he looks average, he wears black and gray professional clothes all year round, and he wears black glasses, and he keeps his head down most of the time, and he won't speak more than ten words if it's not necessary.

But she is gentle and calm, and she has a good temper, and she is smiling when she flies to the pot, and she responds when she speaks and does things. And most importantly: when she's there, their boss won't be perverted!

Before Secretary Song took office, Yuan Siye changed 13 secretaries a week, and even the HR who was responsible for recruiting him resigned 7, and the old man of the board of directors went to the hospital 4 times in anger!

It wasn't until Song Lexi was hired as an assistant secretary by Yuan Zuzong's mother, Mrs. Yuan, that he signed three stacks of confidentiality agreements alone and successfully sealed Yuan Zuzong.

The phone was quickly connected, but everyone's hanging hearts didn't wait to be put down, and they listened to the voice of their "life-saving" secretary Song on the other end of the phone:

"Of course I know that this bag of yours is a classic, but I think the color scheme is a bit old-fashioned, and it doesn't match the youthful and beautiful me. I've only bought it for less than two hours, so it's okay to return it, right? ”

What's going on? The room full of executives all had black question mark faces.

Song Lexi didn't know that the office phone in the bag had been connected, she was using her personal mobile phone to return the Dior bag, and after hanging up, she couldn't wait to dial the phone at another counter.

"Honey, can I return that pair of earrings I just bought at your house? I noticed that the diamond cuts on the left and right sides of those earrings were completely asymmetrical! I have an advanced stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder and can't stand the slightest deviation! ”

"What brand doesn't support returns?" Do you need me to help you understand the 315 Consumer Hotline? ”

……

Within five minutes, the executives of the entire conference room heard that Song Lexi quickly communicated with various big-name stores about returns, not even letting go of a silk scarf, his voice was light and cute but the angle was tricky, so that the experienced clerks couldn't interject.

If it weren't for the fact that his voice hadn't changed, the executives would not have been able to connect with Secretary Song, who was always wearing plus-size professional black-framed glasses on weekdays, and rarely bowed his head in silence and rarely exceeded ten words in a sentence!

Didn't Secretary Song say that he would go out to deal with the special incident for Mr. Yuan?

"My family's ancestral boss has brought another rotten peach blossom to himself, and I just urgently pretended that his main house was angry and retired from the junior!"

Finally, Song Lexi ended the communication with the famous store and switched to a half-dead voice, which sounded like the last one was a call to his girlfriend.

"I'm just a secretary, in order to support the image of the Yuan family's main house, I can only max out my credit card every time, and I have to return it one by one!"

…… That's why.

Minister Ma smiled at Yuan Siye with difficulty, obviously Secretary Song didn't find that his phone was connected, Minister Ma smiled and wanted to take back his phone and hang up.

A pair of slender pianists like jade were ashamed of their hands and directly withdrew their mobile phones, Yuan Zuzong pinched Minister Ma's mobile phone, and the playful light in his peach blossom eyes seemed to be more interesting than seeing the peerless creative planning.

The attitude of being willing to "share" private bad things is really in line with Yuan Zuzong's style!

"Yuan Siye must have belonged to the peacock in his last life, and he has been a bachelor all his life, so in this life, he has only opened wave after wave of peach blossoms everywhere, and one of my secretaries works overtime every day until the endocrine is messed up, and he has to work part-time as a peacock's little lover to persuade him to quit the division!"

It's just that the executives haven't done a good job of listening to the boss's private affairs in person, and they heard Song Lexi's machine-gun-like voice ringing on the opposite side!

Secretary Song, what are you suddenly talking about!

A room of executives stared at Yuan Siye without daring to breathe, the latter groped his chin with a smile, and his peach blossom eyes swept towards everyone: "Isn't it good to look at my screen?"

Senior Executives: Mr. Yuan, if you dare to ask this question, we dare not answer.

What did Song Lexi's private girlfriend on the other end of the phone say, Song Lexi suddenly became more emotional!

"He's handsome? I don't see it, narcissism is 100 percent! God, can you imagine how narcissistic he is? His office looks high-end and tech-savvy, in fact, his desk alone hides 18 mirrors. Women above 36D must not look at him, as soon as I see it, I want to send a room card to others, last week's 150 million contract, the project department followed for more than a month, because the little prince of the Lin family said that his hair was a little long and went away, he said that because the other party couldn't even understand his aesthetics, there was no need to cooperate. You know how much I want to screw his head off! ”

The executive holding the mobile phone has shaken into a sieve: What happened to Secretary Song?

The whole Yuan thought that he would only say "yes" and "no problem." "I'll take care of it." Secretary Song, why did he suddenly have such a sharp complaint.

"He wants to evacuate the entire European and American departments within 24 hours, but he is so lazy that he can't wait for me to deliver the underwear in person! The entire board of directors is against the new production line, and he dialed hundreds of millions of dollars before the meeting was over! With an annual salary of nearly 10 million, I poached the CTO, and the next day because the other party inadvertently touched his tie and asked HR to talk about dismissal, I was surprised, can he still get pregnant if he touches the tie? Will it? ”

Listening to Song Lexi's more and more fluent "stand-up comedy" in the conference room, the executives tried their best to control their expressions, and they were frightened and laughed!

Secretary Song, next year, we will raise funds to burn a copy for you, and a woman who can talk is the best!

Yuan Siye listened indifferently, and there was always a hint of interest in the corner of his mouth, looking ...... Feeling better?

"This is my boss, a narcissistic arrogant and impersonal who constantly causes trouble, and an ancestor who squeezes employees to the point of picking up aunts' tobes to do time management!" Song Lexi said that his mouth was dry, and he took a sip of coffee and came to the final conclusion:

"Therefore, you must not look at the appearance of a boyfriend, even if all the men in the world are dead, you must not find a weird guy like my boss to be your boyfriend, and lose your life!"